Dude's got the most posts in the Shitty Jokes thread and dump is a play on both that and the word shitty.
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This was present in the last title fairy thread. C'mon psyche.In post 678, Psyche wrote:A lot of people in this thread seem ready to nth literally any nomination that comes up.-
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I'm surprised there isn't holy shit. You went full laissez fairy on this one.In post 849, Psyche wrote:i actually think this has been going pretty well
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We would get to see what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.In post 1704, Elbirn wrote:In post 1696, Aristophanes wrote:
We would be the Yin and the Yang of this council!In post 1695, Elbirn wrote:That is also correct, yes.
If I'm not there to at least play devils advocate and nay say all things, who knows what kind of stupid bullshit you people will push through
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9 months, then they have to take care of this subforum for the next 18 years.In post 2223, Psyche wrote:6 months...?-
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In post 2348, Elbirn wrote:
When Ari rejects a nom you know you fucked upIn post 2347, Aristophanes wrote:Nah. It was fun, but nah.-
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I humbly request that all future title approvals be accompanied by stories like this.In post 2381, Psyche wrote:I was worried that the trajectory thing isn't distinctive to fferyllt, or that she doesn't quite reach titan levels of play because of it. So I did some field work to determine for myself if fferyllt is all she's cracked up to be. This quest took me to many parts of the site. I traveled to New York. From there I took the long trek to Rome, my eyes aching all the while. On the way, deep in the wilderness of MD, I often found myself trapped in the muck of wall-posts; hours would pass before I'd find myself wakeful long enough to escape. At one chaotic juncture in a Theme Park, I was forced to leave behind my only real friend, my wonderful sense of humor. Eventually, though, I made it to the fferyllt mausoleum in the Mafia Wiki, where she had inscribed intellectually respectable stuff (i guess) about her trajectory oriented playstyle eons ago, far longer ago than any gimmick has ever survived (besides I guess Zorblag's thing). I had finally found what I was looking for. I had finally found...validation.
so ok i guess i'll approve it-
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No ur a weeb. Believe it!
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It's true in theory but the number is so high that it's virtually impossible.In post 2476, McMenno wrote:I heard that if you stole enough of psyche's pagetops his soul would be sucked out and he'd die-
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Oh you shouldn't have said that.In post 2584, Psyche wrote:nvm i dont know how to ban people
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This is the best reason to give Elbirn a title tbh.In post 2937, vonflare wrote:I see all these 2016ers getting titles and I'm like "eh, whatever" but I swear ifelbringets a title before me I'm quitting the site-
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Why did you make the text so small in this post?In post 2970, Aristophanes wrote:Unlike the Ban Discussion thread, this place is supposed to be used for, ya know, on topic things like Title Suggestions and Discussion...
Why not make a thread where you tell everyone who /ins why they are inferior to you? I would join in then! This just isn't the place.-
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Was this supposed to say democratic?In post 3429, Thestatusquo wrote:The title fairy being too demographic is a bad thing imo.-
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Tbh I don't care one way or the other about it, but I couldn't be the Title Fairy because I couldn't be assed to keep up with a 5-page discussion about a 4-letter title.In post 4634, UC Voyager wrote:The next title fairy must not be a strong do it supporter or strongly against doot. It must be someone with neutral veiws. Saddly, said user doesn't exist-
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I agree with Panzer. The Mr. Brightside nom seems kind of like a slap in the face to Ari, all things considered. And even if we take out the deeper context of the song lyrics, the two titles are so similar in name as to not be worth replacing one with the other.In post 4962, PJ. wrote:Absolutely not. I was fervently against it last time and even more fervently against it this time considering all the stuff from the Relationships thread and I think it's kind of fucked to bring it back up in lieu of that.
Also, you're wrong about the reference being better (neither are references, really, it's just the title of the song), and definitely wrong about being a better song.-
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I expected this to be a Half Life 3 joke.In post 4973, vonflare wrote:wait
if 3 rights make a left
and panzer is right
then there are 3 panzers in a left
and if left 4 dead
then there are 4 deads in a left
red dead redemption 2 is coming out
so there's 2 redemptions in a red dead
dead is half of red dead (approx, difference is negligible in this calculation)
so the dead:redemption ratio is 1:1
so that's 4 redemptions in each left, and 3 panzers in each left
so thats 4 redemptions in 3 panzers, making each panzer contain 1.33 redemptions!
according to this the cost of a redemption can vary by bank however the example they give is 2% of your initial investment, which we can safely assume to be close to the standard.
1.33*2=2.66%
Therefore panzer is equivalent to 2.66% of your investment.
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Which ones?In post 5433, mastina wrote:
Actually, other titles exist which are just images.In post 5421, Mathdino wrote:spiff would basically be the only user with a permanent banner if we did that
He would indeed be the only user with a permanent BANNER, but if the issue is with IMAGES, he wouldn't be unique in that regard; there's precedence. (Albeit rare.)-
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I actually thought about this too and decided it would nullify the point of the blank banner and make it less apparant that it's not an actual award banner.In post 5440, Aristophanes wrote:
A blank banner that says Paragone in it?In post 5439, Annadog40 wrote:Could combine the two?
Also I'm against the idea of temp titles because as someone said earlier it would set a precedent that just invites more shitposting. Plus, I feel that since titles are gifted by the community to its users rather than being user-made, they should be permanent by default, otherwise it devalues the nature of giving the title as a gift.-
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Let me know when you figure it out.In post 5553, Elbirn wrote:What if you're so useless that you don't have a scummy victory OR a title? *thinking emoji*-
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Didn't that used to be an actual requirement for noms at some point?In post 5637, Psyche wrote:
consider offering explanations for noms when you make themIn post 5635, Espeonage wrote:Bruh this is literally the sitechat name for her artistry. Y'all wanted something that includes her art, this is it.
Don't throw out antinoms without knowing the context of the nom.-
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Bad form. If we're going through an official nomination process for it then you should avoid talking about it as if it were like any other title nom.In post 5799, Haschel Cedricson wrote:Can I give thoughts on the title or is that bad form?-
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This is exactly how I view it.In post 5816, Davsto wrote:
Look I'd agree with you if the title was newly at this point - i.e. you pmed the user and then realised you didn't like the title so rescinded it.In post 5805, Psyche wrote:The only difference in this case is that the title got further along in the nom process before I limboed it. The title was never implemented, so I disagree with the position that I'm locked into it now.
But.
The title was never implemented because ofyour mistakein forgetting to implement it. Itshouldhave already been put as Haschel's title, and thus I feel should be treated that way, that it should be treated as if Haschel already has the title, and I don't think that's an unreasonable way to view it.-
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I've got a lot of respect for you Psyche. I was pretty riled about the latest incident but that was a 1-off thing. I've never had an issue with you before and I usually love seeing the insight from your posts (and not just regarding titles, but on the forum as a whole). It's sad that the last issue pushed you towards stepping down, but if it's because you feel you're getting too emotionally invested with it then I get it. There's lots of other neat stuff you've done and will do for the sight that I'm sure we'll all still appreciate, and I hope the next Title Fairly is someone who sincerely cares about the site like you do. Thanks for everything you've done for MS!-
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