Dance of the Title Fairy: Accepting Applications

[McMenno]

did zakk know his time was near, I wonder

[vonflare]

Spoiler:

This is truly the greatest honor I have ever been bestowed in my long life. First and foremost, I would like to thank the acadootmy for hosting this event. Truly, an honor just to be here. And might I add, this city is amazing.

Crowd cheers.

This hall is amazing too, man, just give it up for all of you, this show just wouldn't be the same without you!

Crowd claps.

So, let's make this acceptance speech quick and painless, shall we? I know you have important things to do, and the advertisers have to get their time when I'm done, amirite?

Crowd laughs, a few clap

. I especially want to thank my co-stars on The Mafiascum Show, who are all included in this award with me, Papa Gin, Zizistophanes, Firebattp, Not_Alisae, and Hiploproy6. I absolutely could not have done it without my dear friends and co-stars!

Gestures at the front row, all of them stand, crowd applauds

. Now I want to give a big shout out to my family, who, without their constant love and support, I would never have come this far in my career. My father always said to me, "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed."

A single tear rolls down my cheek.

Those words really stuck with me, man. And,

sniffle,

I'll always cherish him and the things he's said to me. But really, my big motivator through all this was the lack of a girlfriend. Having a title on mafiascum doot net has given me newfound confidence and all-around attractiveness in real life. Early this morning, I was suddenly attacked by 5 or 6 women in my own home. I have no idea how they got in, but I'm not complaining. Afterwards, I checked mafiascum, as I am prone to do in these situations, and I saw the update on this thread. "Oh, I get it now," I whispered to myself. So I got in my car and I went straight to the radio station the very next day, and said, "Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you" lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed (JJ Fad). Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human what I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman innovative and I'm made of rubber so that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you I'm never stating, more than never demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting for the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating. Understandably, the police were confused. They tried to catch me but there's nothing they could do, I've built up an immunity to taser electricity by having a glass of it every night before bed. An incredible car chase ensued, but I managed to escape by throwing rocks out my window, making all the police look towards the source of the noise and causing them to crash. I felt myself floating in place, and the world looked surreal. I realized, oh no, I'm dreaming. So I woke up in my bed, and I looked down at my pristine white shirt. "Oh," I said, "it's a tide ad"

TL;DR

i actually read all of this wtf

This might have been the last post he read before he left us

I am not worthy of such an honor

[Inferno390]

So what are the requirements for nominating someone on the site for a title?

[Gamma Emerald]

So what are the requirements for nominating someone on the site for a title?

Not really anything as long as the title's good

[Aristophanes]

So what are the requirements for nominating someone on the site for a title?

Not really anything

as long as the title's good

FTFY

[McMenno]

You can't nominate yourself

[Inferno390]

Nominating BK44 for

Grass-Colored Sheep

[Aristophanes]

Nominating BK44 for

Grass-Colored Sheep

Usually reasonimg is also provided if the nom is serious

[Inferno390]

Okay, I'll get the reasoning real quick then

[Inferno390]

Here it is: This is from Newbie game 1847, which is finished:

bk is very interesting. on the "cunning scale", going from "actual rock i found outside" to "100 evasion in skyrim", he's a solid "common house ant". By which I mean, of course, that he'll follow along with his mates and run away if he smells any of them dying. Not quite a sheep (because these only eat grass, walk around, and sometimes get eaten) -

but an evolved form of the common sheep, one that will follow but in a slightly camouflaged manner. Kind of like a grass-coloured sheep

.

[Gamma Emerald]

nth Grass-Colored Sheep

I can support this title

[Psyche]

so, it’s usually unheard of for a newbie to get a title
will we cross that line

[Inferno390]

I mean, I'm down for it. And we'll set the bar for all future Title Fairies, which will be cool.

[vonflare]

who the heck is bk44

[Inferno390]

He's relatively new to the site.

[James Brafin]

nth Grass-Colored Sheep

[Creature]

who the heck is bk44

[Gamma Emerald]

I don't know who he is either but I like the idea of another play-based title

[Felissan]

who the heck is bk44

[Creature]

I don't know who he is either but I like the idea of another play-based title

Me too, but can't it be someone I atleast heard of?

[Aristophanes]

How can we commit to what their playstyle is if they are but discovering it themselves?

[Cheetory6]

He's relatively new to the site.

Should probably explain the nom given this.

[Venmar]

make it a meme and nom him for

that new guy

[Inferno390]

He's relatively new to the site.

Should probably explain the nom given this.

Here it is: This is from Newbie game 1847, which is finished:

bk is very interesting. on the "cunning scale", going from "actual rock i found outside" to "100 evasion in skyrim", he's a solid "common house ant". By which I mean, of course, that he'll follow along with his mates and run away if he smells any of them dying. Not quite a sheep (because these only eat grass, walk around, and sometimes get eaten) -

but an evolved form of the common sheep, one that will follow but in a slightly camouflaged manner. Kind of like a grass-coloured sheep

.

[Aristophanes]

make it a meme and nom him for

that new guy

Counter-nominate him for

Who the heck