July Title Event: Title Troll

[mastina]

This is the title event thread for July.
To make a normal nomination using the usual standard title nomination metrics, go here.
To discuss events, go here.

Title Troll:

AKA, "Post ITT to receive a title"

For the duration of this month, players may post in this thread and ask to receive a title.
In contrast to the April Entitlement event, instead of the scummer themselves asking for a specific title, I, mastina, the title fairy, will bestow upon the user a title.

Scummers are not allowed to request a specific title; if you ask for something specific, I will just not give you a title at all.
Scummers are not allowed to request

not

having something as their title; if you ask to be titled but specify "just don't give me X", I will just not give you a title at all.
Unless I specifically request the help (I may run into situations where I lack inspiration), scummers are not allowed to suggest titles for other scummers.

For the duration of this event, scummers that have requested titles may have their title changed by me multiple times, if on a whim I decide on a different title being a better event title for them.

Scummers are not allowed to request a different title, however, once they have received an event title from me. The only options a scummer has are "opt in" or "opt out" (having their event title removed); once they opt out, they can't opt back in.

Scummers who already have a title may or may not receive a new title, depending on my whims. I might give them an event title based off of an alternative title suggestion (e.g. Aristophanes-->Mr. Brightside, Aristophanes-->Mr. Blue Sky, Chickadee-->Pew Pew); I might just leave them with their current title because they already have one; I might give them an entirely new title. So if you already have a title, you may end up sorely disappointed.

In short:

What differentiates this event from Entitlement?

In Entitlement, YOU got to chose YOUR title. During Title Troll, it's ME choosing your title. Your ONLY feedback is whether you decide to drop the title early or not; you get no say in what title I come up for you whatsoever. If you don't like what I come up with, you can ask for it to be removed, but I'm not going to then allow you to get a different one.

I may change titles I've already given, but IF I do so, it'll be on my own whims, NOT because of scummers complaining/giving feedback.

In short, this event is far more dictatorial; I hold absolute power over all the titles given out.

Until:

What happens after the event has finished?

From the week after this event ends, August 1st - August 7th, there will be a review period.
During this review period, if enough people vote to keep a title and the person still approves of the title, then it will stay. (About five votes will be needed to stay.)

You may only vote to keep 1/6th of the total scummer titles generated from this event. (If 6 scummers, you get one vote; 12 scummers, two votes; 24, four votes, etc.)

You

may

cross-vote

.

If a scummer has more than one event title,

voting for more than one of them will

not

count as one of your votes

. (I.e., if for Aristophanes there were the titles "Mr. Brightside", "Mr. Blue Skies", and "Bust so hard", voting for all three would count as

one

vote, not three.)
That is to say, how many votes you possess are per scummer, not per title. (The scummer will keep whichever gets the most votes, unless more than one title crosses the threshold, in which case they get to choose which of the ones with the necessary votes to keep. So if Aristophanes got seven on Mr. Blue Skies and only 3-4 on the others, he'd be offered Mr. Blue Skies; if he got 6 on Mr. Bright Side and Mr. Blue Skies but only 3 on Bust so Hard, he'd get to choose between Mr. Brightside and Mr. Blue Skies; if all three got 6 votes, he'd get a choice between all three. And, of course, regardless of all this, he could at any time opt out and not receive an event title.)
Otherwise, voting remains the same as in Entitlement.

Titles not receiving sufficient support will, on August 8th, be removed.

Event End: (expired on 2019-08-01 03:07:43)

Event Titles:

Krazy

- Kat

Zaphkael

- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Gamma Emerald

- Undiscovered

Firebringer

- Roar

(From "Trail Blazer")

RedFlavor

- You Better Know

SleepyKrew

- Did His Job

(From "Snark Attack")

---

Creature

- Of Habit

(From "Transparent")

Errantparabola

- Jacket of All Trades

(From "Composed. (COTM winner.))

singletonking

- Plays Mafia

Ankamius

- Taking Back the Town

Ankamius

- Stop Killing Yourself

Cheetory6

- Colorful

McMenno

- Aren't we all
---

Annadog40

- All Work and Roleplay

(From "Waiting in the Sky")

Pine

- Chopped Down

(From "In Your Head")

Skygazer

- Let's Get To Know...

Maruchan

- passportent

TheWayItEnds

- Someone Dies

Irrelephant11

- In the room

(From "COTM 2018 Winner")

---

Ircher

- What A Grand Idea

Inferno390

- Host of Hosts

vonflare

- d00t

(From "doot")

Chemist1422

- Stable Reaction

Oversoul

- I tried to say

nomnomnom

- Title Title Title
---

PenguinPower

- Pongwin

xzzzy

- xwvut

(From "comical third option")

RadiantCowbells

- Beat It

(From "Smooth Criminal")

RadiantCowbells

- People tried

(From "Smooth Criminal")

the worst

- That's me?

(From "Snuggly Duckling (Rising Star)")

Raskolnikov

- Thanks

BulletNLynchproof

- Mods/Reviews Games

(From "Micro Madness")

---

animorpherv1

- No longer mostly noise

(From "Honey Trap")

Elbirn

- Content Aficionado

BuJaber

- Not Even My Final Form

Nancy Drew 39

- Passionate

Gorkington

- Better than Cheetory6

Pink Ball

- Better than pinturicchio

Pink Ball

- pint-sized powerhouse
---

Niko

- Still Discovering Myself

Severa

- Better than RadiantCowbells

Bitmap

- Old, not Outdated

TemporalLich

- Lavos

Vengaboys

- Up And Down

Katyusha

- Red Death
---

Tsuchinoko

- Venomous and Dangerous

Jingle

- Ring a Bell?

xofelf

- Generally an Angel

(From "Miss Mash")

Bins

- Not Trash

RCEnigma

- Not the Cowbell

Blake Belladona

- Taking Back the Town
---

Mumble

- Hardly Heard

MaryJoLisa

- That's Not My Name

momo

- Most Mislynchable

INAUFTA

- INATFTA

Keychain

- Creates Words

Vijarada

- Grumpy
---

Something_Smart

- Somewhat_Balanced

Plotinus

- Wise Words

Bambi Jay

- Confusion and Chaos

Yume

- Can I Be Here?

Nimueh

- Siren Song

Fire Assassin

- Lava Plume
---

MewThree

- Better than Mewtwo

itlepip

- It'll click

123456789

- Numbers

T-Bone

- Spites the haters

T-Bone

- disappointed

T-Bone

- Has a steak in the site

T-Bone

- A Cut Above

Iconeum

- Spy

Jesus Louisus

- Soulreader
---

chennisden

- not to be taken seriously

Fluminator

- Peace-loving Police Officer

(From "Best LSG/MishMash Player (Mashtermind)")

CheekyTeeky

- Sneeky

Korina

- Recruiter

Aronis

- Just here fore the Pagetop!

mastina

- Mason
---

Alisea

- Is A Username Pun

Prince of Renais

- Restoration King

mallowgeno

- Not late to the party

[Krazy]

/in

[mastina]

/in

For the time being until I can think of something better--and don't get me wrong, I do think I need to think of something better--I'm just going to take a Kop-out and give you back the April title event of

Kat

, because it was a title which when you know the story behind it is something somewhat appropriate.

Yes, you're no longer wearing the avatar of that crazy cat which is your most well-known avatar, but I really enjoyed it when you explained why you held that avatar and why you thought it was an appropriate avatar to hold so I don't think it's actually the worst title in the world. It's not the best title in the world and I do think I can do better, but it's one which can kick the even off at the very least.

[Zaphkael]

Sure /in

[Gamma Emerald]

/in
Honestly this might be the best possible event for some people
If you're a person people have said needs a title but don't yet have one, you should join this

[Krazy]

/in

For the time being until I can think of something better--and don't get me wrong, I do think I need to think of something better--I'm just going to take a Kop-out and give you back the April title event of

Kat

, because it was a title which when you know the story behind it is something somewhat appropriate.

Yes, you're no longer wearing the avatar of that crazy cat which is your most well-known avatar, but I really enjoyed it when you explained why you held that avatar and why you thought it was an appropriate avatar to hold so I don't think it's actually the worst title in the world. It's not the best title in the world and I do think I can do better, but it's one which can kick the even off at the very least.

<3

[Firebringer]

sure lets see what u can do to troll me mastina

[RedFlavor]

/in

[SleepyKrew]

/in

[Creature]

/in

[Errantparabola]

In

[singletonking]

/in

[Ankamius]

/in

[Cheetory6]

/in

[McMenno]

give me a title

[Annadog40]

sure /in

Also can I in someone else?

[Pine]

Come at me, Mastina. Do your worst.

[Firebringer]

my recommendations for pine:
"camn won"
or alternatively:
"alisae won"

[Skygazer]

/in !!

[RadiantCowbells]

this seems fun

[Maruchan]

/in so hard

[TheWayItEnds]

in

[Irrelephant11]

I mean sure let's see how this goes

[Ircher]

/in

[Inferno390]

/in