A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | |

A | X | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 |

B | X | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | |

C | X | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | ||

D | X | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | |||

E | X | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | ||||

F | X | 4 | 3 | 3 | |||||

G | X | 3 | 3 | ||||||

H | X | 5 | |||||||

I | X |

This is constructed somewhat arbitrarily for now, not sure how to make it more interesting, but the idea is there.

Roll a 1d75 (75 being the sum of everything in the table) to determine the scumteam.

Probability of each player being scum:

Player | Probability |

A | 12/75 |

B | 12/75 |

C | 15/75 |

D | 15/75 |

E | 16/75 |

F | 18/75 |

G | 18/75 |

H | 20/75 |

I | 24/75 |