Challenge 9: Scenes From a Hat

[zoraster]

nevermind

[CuddlyCaucasian]

If it makes you feel better Realeo, I am 95% sure one of the players thought the question said Bruce Jenner

[CuddlyCaucasian]

RESULTS

Well that was a delightful challenge! I enjoyed seeing all of your responses, and I'm sure the judges did too. To keep things fun, we're just going to reveal the top 5 answers for each scenario, and give overall individual/team scores at the end. Let's get started.

We had 10 judges submit responses (with each picking their top 5 entries), and a point was gained for each judge that picked a response. Therefore, the maximum number of points an entry could receive was 10.

1) If CuddlyCaucasian and xofelf were in love with each other.

Spoiler: 4 points

MattP

first off, there wouldve been a LOT more confessional room footage at Survivormeet

Spoiler: 4 points

pablito

"Dearest CC, would you mind picking up the kids from school this morning and passing by the pharmacy to pick me up some cowbell for this fever I have? I'm not feeling too good right now *cough* *cough* and I need to be on a business call with some...business associates...who are not named Jelly or Fenrir or anything like that and we would totally not be discussing business conducted in dungeons..." / "Oh, xofelf, my love. You know I'd do anything for you, because you clearly remind me of a Caucasian Julie Chen who was adopted by Danielle Robay, who are my third and fourth favorite people in the world, behind you, m'dear, and my kickass tinder profile with my fave angled selfie. But if I have to go out today, please be a doll and don't forget to A) Read the rules for Ghost, and B) Prod some people between your naps, and C) Read the rules for Ghost, and D) Tell people who starts in ghost."

Spoiler: 6 points

RedCoyote

Challenge 10: Let us count the ways in which we may describe xofelf's beauty ... Challenge 11: Poetry Slam (topic: CC the hunk!)

Spoiler: 7 points

Haschel Cedricson

If any jurors have any reason why these two should not be wed in holy matrimony, give your bitter speeches now or forever hold your peace. By a final vote of 7-2, I pronounce you "Blood" instead of "Water".

Spoiler: 8 points (Winner)

DeathRowKitty

The Whole Sort of Genital Mish mash

[CuddlyCaucasian]

2) Things you really shouldn't say to Bruce Banner when he is agitated.

Spoiler: 4 points

Xalxe

[dudebro at a strip club voice] Yeah, take it off! Take it all off! Woooo!

Spoiler: 4 points

pablito

Hey Bruce, I've noticed you've been a bit stressed recently and it's making your skin lose a bit of its oxygen. It's not a great color on you. In fact, I don't know if you remember, but back in Big Brother Season 1 there was this quirky and chill beauty queen named Jamie Kern Lima. She actually does informercials now for her It Cosmetics! line. I know, informercials, it's something I watch all the time when I'm on late night with xofelf, since she's always up until about 9am, so Jamie keeps me up so I can stay awake for my greatest love of all xofelf <3. It Cosmetics would go great to reduce those wrinkles you have. And I just know this great chartreuse blouse that would go great with your eyebrows and skin tone. Now if you could just buy this concealer thanks to Jamie Kern Lima, I can get you a second set for free! Just pay extra shipping and handling.

Spoiler: 6 points

BipolarChemist

Hey Bruce! I left the empty milk carton in the fridge to remind you to get more

Spoiler: 7 points (Winner)

Shadoweh

Hey wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Spoiler: 7 points (Winner)

racefan12

So I hear it ain't easy being green.

Spoiler: 7 points (Winner)

Radja

You and what army?

[Realeo]

*clap*

[CuddlyCaucasian]

3) Things you could say when spinning the big wheel on the price is right that you could also say while having sex.

Spoiler: 4 points

BipolarChemist

It's heavier than I expected...

Spoiler: 4 points

DeathRowKitty

It's never this loud on tv..

Spoiler: 5 points

Radja

I was expecting a lot more

Spoiler: 6 points

RedCoyote

Stacy, make sure it goes all the way or it doesn't count!

Spoiler: 7 points

Save The Dragons

I can't believe I'm only doing this for a dollar.

Spoiler: 9 points (WINNER)

racefan12

Just a couple more inches and you would have won $25,000.

[CuddlyCaucasian]

4) First reaction when randomly teleported on a stand-up comedy stage.

Spoiler: 4 points

randomidget

Where the fuck did the pole go? and I'm pretty sure this routine isn't family friendly...

Spoiler: 4 points

RedCoyote

Crap. I forgot the magic show was next weekend.

Spoiler: 4 points

Haschel Cedricson

I just flew in from New York, and boy are my molecules reconstituted in the right configuration!

Spoiler: 5 points

MattP

haha ok so who else here is on ambien

Spoiler: 5 points

Klick

So... what's up with airline food?

Spoiler: 5 points

Xalxe

"God I hate this dream. At least I don't have pants this time."

Spoiler: 8 points (Winner)

Radja

I came from the future to tell you NOT to vote Trump!

[CuddlyCaucasian]

5) Mish Mash games that CuddlyCaucasian would not particularly approve of.

Spoiler: 4 points

Klick

Changing Title Thread

Spoiler: 4 points

zoraster

Drunk Drivers vs. Mother-of-three

Spoiler: 4 points

racefan12

Ghost: Now featuring 10 lives per player!

Spoiler: 4 points

Radja

Create the most topics

Spoiler: 5 points (Winner)

Save The Dragons

Survivor: Banned MS Users (Signups Open!)

Spoiler: 5 points (Winner)

Shadoweh

Nobody Special's Strip Poker Extravaganza

Spoiler: 5 points (Winner)

DeathRowKitty

Pin the Tail on the CC: Real Life Edition

[Realeo]

It's interesting how one changing thread game makes it to the top 5 while the other changing thread doesn't.

[CuddlyCaucasian]

6) Things that you wouldn't want to hear in a pizzeria.

Spoiler: 4 points

randomidget

This crust isn't the only thing stuffed with sausage right now

Spoiler: 4 points

Xalxe

"One pizza.............with extra sausage, ladies" [porn music begins]

Spoiler: 4 points

RedCoyote

*overhearing one employee whisper to another* "Do it, man. I saw it on YouTube"

Spoiler: 4 points

PiggyGal15

We swear the animatronics have only killed two people!

Spoiler: 5 points

Radja

That cheese is supposed to have mold on it.

Spoiler: 7 points (Winner)

Save The Dragons

We expect to be rat free within the next few months!

[CuddlyCaucasian]

It's interesting how one changing thread game makes it to the top 5 while the other changing thread doesn't.

I know, that was pretty weird! For reference the other one was "Change the title of this thread!" from Xalxe, and it got 2 points.

[CuddlyCaucasian]

7) Things you shouldn't say on a first date.

Spoiler: 5 points

Save The Dragons

Hi, I'm CuddlyCaucasian!

Spoiler: 5 points

Xalxe

"Last summer I met up with a bunch of strangers from the internet in North Carolina and we played Survivor for a weekend--"

Spoiler: 5 points

RedCoyote

You remind me of my ex!

Spoiler: 5 points

Radja

Would you consider abortion if you accidentily get pregnant tonight?

Spoiler: 6 points (Winner)

randomidget

This might seem like a weird question, but do you have an identical twin who is a pornstar?

Spoiler: 6 points (Winner)

Haschel Cedricson

Hold on, I have to take this call; it's my wife.

[Realeo]

So Radja is at 34 points+ for consistent performance and winning 2 scenarios.

[CuddlyCaucasian]

8) Dating videos for sociopaths looking for victims.

Spoiler: 4 points

Klick

I recently installed comforters in the trunk and bought a TV for the basement, so I mean, it won't be that bad.

Spoiler: 4 points

Shadoweh

So if you're looking for a good time don't forget to sign up for Clash of the Mash today!

Spoiler: 4 points

Radja

I'm looking for mute people

Spoiler: 5 points

BipolarChemist

I'm a fan of creating things out of new materials. I especially like working with leathers. Come on by if you wanna feel leather being made (:

Spoiler: 5 points

DeathRowKitty

Every breath you take / Every move you make / Every bond you break / Every step you take / I'll be watching you.

Spoiler: 5 points

racefan12

If you love playing Cards Against Humanity... how about a date with the guy who *created* it? *sly smile*

Spoiler: 6 points (Winner)

RedCoyote

Don't worry. You don't have to pick me... I've already picked you.

[CuddlyCaucasian]

9) Title of the final season of Survivor.

Spoiler: 4 points

Save The Dragons

Survivor: Toddlers vs. Elderly vs. Dogs

Spoiler: 4 points

BipolarChemist

Survivor: Trump Island

Spoiler: 4 points

Shadoweh

Survivor: RealityShowXXX (Consent Form Inside!)

Spoiler: 4 points

Xalxe

#Survivor: #Swag vs #Dank

Spoiler: 4 points

animorpherv1

Survivor: We ran out of ideas

Spoiler: 4 points

racefan12

Most of civilization has left planet Earth as it becomes uninhabitable due to climate change. But in this exciting reality competition, the last 18 humans left on Earth find themselves battling not only each other, but the harsh unforgiving elements as well. Introducing Survivor: Earth... coming to an intergalactic communication channel near you!

Spoiler: 5 points (Winner)

MattP

Survivor Season 3,247 - Clone Wars starring Francesca Hogi

[CuddlyCaucasian]

10) Deleted scenes from classic movies.

Spoiler: 4 points

Shadoweh

Frankly my dear, take out the fucking garbage can! It's been your turn for two weeks.

Spoiler: 4 points

Haschel Cedricson

REPORTER: Mr. Kane, how did you hurt your leg?
CHARLES FOSTER KANE: Well, when I was a child I got into a sledding accident and ever since then I've had to walk with this cane. That's why they call me Citizen Cane.
WAITER: Excuse me gentlemen, but we are out of pasta. May I recommend the spicy chicken sandwich instead?
CHARLES FOSTER KANE: I love spicy food! That's why they call me Citizen Cayenne.
REPORTER: Can you respond to the rumors that you once had a brother who disappeared under mysterious circumstances?

Spoiler: 5 points

Radja

Are you talking to me? Oh you're not...sorry.

Spoiler: 6 points

Xalxe

"Luke, I'm in love with your sister, and I think I'm gonna marry her."
"Oh, that's great Han, excellent choice, she's a great kisser."

Spoiler: 8 points (WINNER)

pablito

...and the fourteenth rule of Fight Club is that if you have won the Coup D'etat or as some people call it 'Cootie Ta', then the fighters currently in the ring have to engage in a Battle of the Block where a second pair of fighters then competes to disarm the Head of the Fight Club. But only if the Diamond Power of Veto is used upon the Coup D'etat holder or the hidden legacy advantage holder. Or, if you manage to throw your microphone into the pool, then it cancels everything out and then you need to sashay your way into the diary room and confess all the sins you've committed in the ring. And then of course you need to mist everyone with your fake funeral, and that would be the biggest twist of the movie.

[CuddlyCaucasian]

FINAL SCORES

The Blue Team wins, meaning one veteran and one rookie from the Pink Team are about to be sent to the Brawl.

[zoraster]

radja was on fire

[CuddlyCaucasian]

DRAFT

First, animorpherv1 and PiggyGal15 are automatically paired together for being the lowest-scoring veteran and rookie on their teams.




Radja drafts first.



He selects...

Spoiler:

MattP!

Next is racefan12.



He selects...

Spoiler:

Klick!

Next is Xalxe.



He selects...

Spoiler:

randomidget!

RedCoyote is next.



He selects...

Spoiler:

zoraster!

[CuddlyCaucasian]

It's coming down to the wire.


Haschel Cedricson selects the final veteran to be safe.



He chooses...

Spoiler:

Save The Dragons.

BipolarChemist will be entering the brawl.

pablito selects the final rookie to be safe.



He chooses...

Spoiler:

DeathRowKitty!

Shadoweh enters the Brawl.