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Post Post #100 (ISO) » Sun Feb 17, 2019 10:10 pm

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where's nagito then, huh? checkmate
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Post Post #101 (ISO) » Mon Feb 18, 2019 9:32 am

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Monokuma File #8 was full of RTC deaths and the loss of our first former winner. AHAHA beautiful!

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I’m going to go take a quick break to prep our top 16, but while I do that, let’s have another…

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Have you ever really looked at your hands?

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But no, seriously, have you? Really stared at the hairs, the bones, right down to where little tiny molecules are bouncing around all over you, at work in the random business of life?

They're covered in skin. What good is that stuff? It's gross, it's alive, there are thousands of tiny critters living in and on you. It's much nicer to be made of something inhospitable and useless for eating. That way, nothing will try to eat you! It's a good idea to build in some rocket launchers just in case, though. A nice plush exterior is the way of the future. Eventually humans will think too hard about skin, and carbon, and inner goop, and you'll all come crying to me to hook you up at Build-a-Bear. Well, get your own contacts! What have you done for me lately, huh? Why don't you buy me flowers anymore? It's like you don't even care.

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It's always hot and cold with you. I need someone more consistent.

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And while you were distracted by my un-bear-ably delectable good looks, I think its time for…

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#26. Mr. Goldenfold


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#25. Gundham Tanaka


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#24. Kirby


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#23. Tulsi Gabbard


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#22. Jinho


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#21. Poison Ivy


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Survivor: Reverse the Curse


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#20. Chihiro


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#19. Matthew Van Melikian


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Survivor: Expect the Expected


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#18. Shuichi Saihara


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#17. Big-Boobed Waitress


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Post Post #102 (ISO) » Mon Feb 18, 2019 1:49 pm

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Spoiler: (incomplete) ranking of all characters 2016-2018
#359 Orlando City SC 1.273
#358 Junko Enoshima 1.389
#357 Ghostface 1.43
#356 Android 16 1.47
#355 Saladin 1.600
#354 Pan 1.81
#353 Philadelphia Union 1.818
#352 Muse 1.85
#351 Bernie Sanders 1.94
#350 Jim Raynor 2.00
#350 Zilean 2.00
#350 Beerus 2.00
#350 Bruce 2.00
#350 Himiko Yumeno 2.00
#350 Matthew van Melikian (RtC) 2.00
#344 Heather Chandler 2.087
#343 Ron Stoppable 2.095
#342 Ashe 2.12
#341 Chief Moginaian 2.14
#340 Gearmaster Mechazod 2.20
#339 Morcheeba 2.21
#338 Minseo 2.231
#337 Taric 2.25
#336 Sean Kenniff 2.278
#335 Crystal Cox 2.35
#334 Vermin Supreme 2.38
#333 Auriel 2.50
#332 Chicago Fire 2.545
#332 FC Dallas 2.545
#330 Gandhi 2.600
#329 Yohwan 2.615
#329 Yoonsun 2.615
#327 New England Revolution 2.636
#326 Garrett Adelstein 2.64
#325 Kyungran 2.692
#324 Colorado Rapids 2.727
#323 Jimmy Johnson 2.778
#322 Samus 2.786
#321 Angie Yonaga 2.813
#320 LA Galaxy 2.818
#319 Washington 2.857
#318 LeBlanc 2.88
#317 Bentley Williams 2.909
#316 Pete Davidson's Severed Head 2.952
#315 Neal Gottlieb 3.056
#314 Zara Yaqob 3.067
#313 Trapinch 3.13
#313 Bobby Mason 3.13
#311 Aelita Schaeffer 3.182'
#311 Sanjaya Malakar 3.182
#309 R.E.M. 3.23
#308 Tokugawa 3.267
#307 Kokichi Oma 3.294
#306 Deerling 3.33
#305 Monica Culpepper 3.38
#304 Theodora (RtC) 3.412
#303 Betty Rizzo 3.462
#302 Gohan 3.50
#302 R.O.B. 3.50
#300 Dido 3.533
#299 John Fincher 3.556
#298 Ralts 3.56
#297 Carrie Underwood 3.58
#296 Babidi 3.61
#295 Gilgamesh 3.667
#295 Genghis Khan 3.667
#293 Ana 3.69
#292 Gazorpazorpfield 3.692
#291 Hannibal Lecter 3.71
#290 Butter Robot 3.714
#289 Toko Fukawa 3.786
#288 Hash-Slinging Slasher 3.80
#288 Gastly 3.80
#287 Sarah Kerrigan 3.83
#286 Buffy Summers 3.846
#286 Gagigabber 3.846
#284 Link 3.875
#283 Winston 3.89
#282 Teruteru 3.895
#281 NYCFC 3.909
#280 Nova 3.94
#279 Keebo 3.941
#278 Toby Fox 4.00
#278 Dan Lembo 4.00
#278 Patrick Verona 4.00
#278 Jimmy Cha 4.00
#274 Marco Rubio 4.07
#273 Unown 4.09
#272 Bai Jingting 4.10
#271 Jiwon 4.167
#270 Spyro 4.176
#269 Omastar 4.18
#268 Arthas 4.19
#267 Kirumi 4.222
#266 San Jose Earthquakes (RtC) 4.267
#265 Nautilus 4.24
#265 Mr. Popo 4.24
#263 Arnold Schwarzenegger 4.27
#262 Steve Buscemi 4.320
#261 Nazeebo 4.33
#261 Martin O'Malley 4.33
#259 Quinn 4.35
#258 Machoke 4.36
#257 Lissandra 4.39
#256 Junghoon 4.462
#255 Napoleon 4.467
#255 Altair 4.467
#253 Kel'Thuzad 4.50
#253 Jenn Lyon 4.50
#253 Evan Marriot 4.50
#253 Tinkles (RtC) 4.50
#249 Mags Abernathy 4.577
#248 Tasha Fox 4.667
#248 Penny Proud 4.667
#246 Mark Udall 4.69
#245 Tinkles 4.769
#244 Korekiyo 4.789
#243 Frieza 4.83
#243 Garen 4.83
#241 Nocturne 4.88
#239 Sundra Oakley 4.882
#238 Chris Zegers 4.909
#237 Julius Caesar 4.933
#236 Dave Strider 4.938
#235 Michelle Bachmann 4.94
#235 Jarvan IV 4.94
#235 Lor'themar 4.94
#232 Harald Bluetooth 4.950
#231 Paul Abrahamian 5.00
#230 Ness 5.053
#229 Luigi 5.059
#228 Korin 5.06
#227 Coldplay 5.08
#226 Ferris Bueller 5.120
#225 Courtney Act 5.154
#224 Dongmin 5.167
#223 Ike 5.188
#222 Natalie Bolton 5.19
#221 Bellsprout 5.20
#220 Hercule 5.22
#219 Fox 5.222
#218 Big Moves Maddie :mad: 5.240
#217 Lincoln Chafee 5.27
#216 Oogie Boogie 5.29
#215 Greninja 5.33
#214 Mr. Meeseeks 5.333
#213 Zeratul 5.35
#212 Leon Kuwata 5.389
#211 McLovin 5.400
#210 Sonia Nevermind 5.438
#209 Ben Carson 5.44
#208 Mario 5.467
#207 Penny Proud (RtC) 5.471
#206 Russell Hantz 5.500
#205 JT Thomas 5.50
#204 Catherine 5.533
#203 DC United 5.545
#202 Tyrael 5.556
#202 Peach 5.556
#200 Neal Schweiber 5.577
#199 Spheal 5.58
#198 Sunggyu 5.583
#198 Hongchul 5.583
#196 Juno MacGuff 5.600
#195 Survivor 5.62
#194 Courtney Yates 5.647
#193 Hatsheput 5.667
#192 Turtwig 5.67
#191 Karass 5.72
#190 Carly Fiorina 5.75
#189 Zane Knight 5.76
#188 King Dedede 5.778
#187 Jinx 5.78
#186 Lzzy Hale 5.79
#186 Roisin Murphy 579
#184 Pamela Voorhees 5.80
#184 Hannibal 5.800
#182 Sporting Kansas City 5.818
#182 Gura 5.818
#180 Brett Clouser 5.83
#179 Eddie Fox 5.833
#179 Sangmin 5.833
#177 Orianna 5.84
#177 Dende 5.84
#175 Yeonjoo 5.846
#174 The Wiggles 5.85
#173 Aya Hirano 5.86
#172 Gregory 5.88
#172 Chiatosu 5.88
#170 Stunky 5.89
#169 Of Monsters and Men 5.92
#168 Peih Gee Law 5.923
#167 Tien Shinhan 5.93
#166 Stalin 5.933
#166 Yoshi 5.933
#164 Bobby Jindal 5.94
#163 Mikan Tsumiki 5.947
#162 Kindred 6.000
#162 Clarence Black 6.000
#162 Kaede Akamatsu 6.000
#162 Arthas (RtC) 6.000
#158 Columbus Crew SC 6.050
#157 Chiaki Nanami 6.056
#156 Rupert Boneham 6.06
#155 Montezuma 6.067
#154 Courtney Barnett 6.07
#153 Symmetra 6.12
#152 Augustus Caesar 6.133
#151 Zeno 6.16
#150 Jigglypuff (RtC) 6.167
#150 Martin Melin 6.167
#148 Wartortle 6.17
#147 Seattle Sounders FC 6.182
#146 Chet Pussy 6.19
#145 Damian Leigh 6.222
#145 Kyoko Kirigiri 6.222
#143 Gabriella Montez 6.231
#142 Tarzan Smith 6.24
#141 Brenda Lowe 6.25
#140 Elizabeth 6.267
#139 Tracy Turnblad 6.269
#138 VNV Nation 6.29
#138 Plan B 6.29
#136 Vancouver Whitecaps FC 6.300
#135 Gear 6.307
#134 Joanna Newsom 6.31
#133 Hiyoko Saionji 6.316
#132 Donald Trump 6.33
#132 Children of the Corn 6.33
#130 Krombopulos Michael 6.333
#129 Diablo 6.35
#128 Radiohead 6.38
#127 Tights 6.41
#126 Valla 6.44
#125 Makoto Naegi 6.444
#124 Ibuki Mioda 6.450
#123 Portland Timbers 6.455
#122 Spongebob Squarepants 6.500
#121 Sierra Dawn Thomas 6.529
#121 Elizabeth Warren (RtC) 6.529
#121 Pikachu (SSB) 6.529
#121 Teemo (RtC) 6.529
#121 Rocket Raccoon 6.529
#116 Chimchar 6.55
#115 Eddie Fox 6.556
#114 Froslass 6.58
#113 Kenny Hoang 6.611
#112 New York RB 6.636
#111 Hillary Clinton 6.65
#110 Mawile 6.67
#109 Chumlee 6.692
#108 Montreal Impact 6.700
#107 Abi-Mario Gomes 6.71
#107 Piccolo 6.71
#107 Rend Blackhand 6.71
#104 Jeff Varner 6.73
#103 Gonta Gokuhara 6.750
#102 Tracer (RtC) 6.778
#101 Willem 6.800
#100 Lisa Whelchel 6.81
#99 Tonks 6.813
#98 Lumineon 6.82
#97 Soldier: 76 6.83
#96 Donald Trump 6.833
#96 Noob-Noob 6.833
#95 Mr. Goldenfold 6.846
#94 Gundham Tanaka 6.850
#93 Beetlejuice 6.86
#92 Kirby 6.889
#91 Tulsi Gabbard (RtC) 6.895
#90 Jinho 6.917
#89 Christine 6.93
#88 Poison Ivy 6.933
#87 Rand Paul 6.94
#87 Ysera 6.94
#85 Porunga 7.00
#85 Gnar 7.00
#85 The Dolls 7.00
#85 Chandelure 7.00
#85 Tyrantrum 7.00
#80 Cameron Frye 7.037
#79 Chihiro 7.056
#78 Elizabeth Warren 7.06
#77 Tove Lo 7.07
#76 Matthew van Melikian 7.077
#75 T-Bird Cooper 7.118
#74 Nadiya Anderson 7.12
#73 Tyrael 7.13
#72 Theodora 7.143
#71 Julia Sokolowski 7.167
#70 Buu 7.17
#70 Young Trunks 7.17
#68 Jaclyn Schultz 7.170
#67 Real Salt Lake 7.182
#66 SHuichi Saihara 7.200
#65 Ted Cruz 7.22
#64 Big-Boobed Waitress 7.231
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Post Post #103 (ISO) » Mon Feb 18, 2019 2:09 pm

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Who could have possibly placed worse then Junko? What did that character DO?
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Post Post #104 (ISO) » Mon Feb 18, 2019 2:13 pm

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well, nothing
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Post Post #105 (ISO) » Mon Feb 18, 2019 2:18 pm

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Winners got slaughtered :0
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Post Post #106 (ISO) » Mon Feb 18, 2019 3:07 pm

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Everybody loves a good loser. Nobody like an expected or boring winner.
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Post Post #107 (ISO) » Mon Feb 18, 2019 7:07 pm

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We like train wrecks and really funny posters

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Post Post #108 (ISO) » Mon Feb 18, 2019 7:13 pm

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Kawazu is the exception that proves the rule.
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Post Post #109 (ISO) » Tue Feb 19, 2019 4:02 am

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Boudicca still going strong lmao
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Post Post #110 (ISO) » Tue Feb 19, 2019 4:04 am

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Also Hermione, Kawazu, Jared, Alexis, and Shaco are all still in?
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Post Post #111 (ISO) » Tue Feb 19, 2019 4:33 am

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well, it's up to the highest ranked person from 2018 right now, since the definitive rank of the others isn't known yet
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Post Post #112 (ISO) » Tue Feb 19, 2019 9:39 am

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Monokuma File #9 was another doozy. It appears several winners of past games didn’t quite make the top 16. Oh well, the world has spoken! Winners suck! Down with winners!

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Let’s get some fresh meat on the table now. We have our top 16 for our Killing game. Let’s get onto the first three class trials to see who will attempt to graduate puhuhu!














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#16. Nagito Komaeda


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Survivor: Killing School Semester


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7.250/10
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5/27








#15. Sayaka Maizono


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Survivor: Killing School Semester


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7.286/10
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4/27








#14. Captain Falcon


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Super Survivor Bros


Average:
7.412/10
Game Ranking:
3/16








#13. Katharine McPhee


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Survivor: Expect the Expected


Average:
7.417/10
Game Ranking:
2/16








#12. Birdperson


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Rick & Morty Big Brother


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7.429/10
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3/12








#11. Mr. Poopybutthole


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During Class Trial 1, it was revealed that Sayaka killed Nagito. She was a bit of a crazy person and tried to tell everyone else that they did it, using very flip floppy logic that didn’t make a lot of sense. Eventually, the entire group saw through her schemes and realized she’d been the culprit all along. She did it by getting Nagito to find a bunch of hidden clues and then killed him with them. Classic Sayaka.

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During Class Trial 2, Katharine McPhee killed Captain Falcon. Oh my god, one of Katharine’s plans worked out. From what was revealed at the trial, she was upset from losing to Taylor Hicks at the finale of American Idol, and decided it was her time to shine as a star. She needed some way for the world to take her seriously, so the only way she saw doing that was being the Danganronpa Idol. To do that she had to murder and get away with it. Little did she know but Captain Falcon packed a mean punch. Her plan to murder worked. Her plan to get away with it, was left with a mega bruise that the dying Captain Falcon gave her. It came out in the trial, and she was the next to be offed.

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During Class Trial 3, Mr. Poopybutthole killed Birdperson. What a reversal of fortune! After weeks of squabbling with each other in person, the two decided to duke it all out in a private Gentleman’s duel. It was a fierce fight, and Birdperson seemed to have the upper hand. Just as Birdperson had knocked Mr. Poopybutthole to the ground and was ready to deliver the final blow, a last minute surprise battleback advantage allowed Mr. Poopybutthole to gain enough leverage to turn the tables. With a deadly swing, one final punch snapped Birdperson’s neck, and the job was done. Unfortunately, the two made such as mess, that Mr. Poopybutthole was unable to clean his shit up before being discovered.

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Puhuhu, it appears it wasn’t a good round for bird themed named people. How will our next exciting killing games go?!?!
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Post Post #113 (ISO) » Tue Feb 19, 2019 9:41 am

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In post 112, CaptainMeme wrote:#12. Birdperson

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Post Post #114 (ISO) » Tue Feb 19, 2019 9:50 am

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queen katherine is dead

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Post Post #115 (ISO) » Tue Feb 19, 2019 9:56 am

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"getting Nagito to find a bunch of hidden clues" h-hey this doesn't sound like me at all
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Post Post #116 (ISO) » Tue Feb 19, 2019 9:58 am

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(They'll never suspect when I play the LSG Idol from the first post, no one noticed if you took the first letter of every sentence and used the fibonachi sequence it spelled KOCH BROTHERS)
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Post Post #117 (ISO) » Tue Feb 19, 2019 4:27 pm

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I got lucky number 13. Hurrah!
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Post Post #118 (ISO) » Tue Feb 19, 2019 4:44 pm

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NAGITO ROBBED
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Do I REALLY suck? That's up to you to decide.

Retiring from LSG's and Mish Mash, for the most part. If you want to contact me, I suggest going outside and enjoying what the world has to offer, instead.

Definitely DID suck, in the end...Probably.
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Post Post #119 (ISO) » Tue Feb 19, 2019 5:34 pm

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Birdperson <3 <3 <3
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Post Post #120 (ISO) » Wed Feb 20, 2019 9:19 am

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Bears and shebears. It has been quite a tantalizing journey thus far. The audience has killed over 80 poor unfortunate souls. And now our final 16 contestants are brutally killing one anotherrrrr! It’s quite infectious.

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Meanwhile, while I distracted you with ball in a cup, things happened and editing is done, so uhhhhhh yeah take a look!

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#10. Doohee


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#9. Jimmy Cha


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#8. Celestia Ludenberg


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#7. Donkey Kong


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#6. Yasuhiro Hagakure


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Average:
8.050/10
Game Ranking:
2/27








#5. Abradolf Lincler


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Rick & Morty Big Brother


Average:
8.143/10
Game Ranking:
1/12








#4. Jared Goldman


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Survivor: Expect the Expected


Average:
8.200/10
Game Ranking:
1/16


















During Class Trial 4, It was revealed that Celestia used Jimmy Cha to kill Doohee and then killed Jimmy Cha herself. This trial was a bit of a doozhee, puhuhu, as the remaining classmates thought only one person killed Doohee, which was imposserous. Eventually, evidence came to light that Jimmy Cha killed Doohee, but was persuaded by someone to do it. With a last minute slip of the tongue, the ever charming Celestia accidentally implicated herself as the killer, and the evidence fit.

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During Class Trial 5, it was revealed that Yasuhiro killed donkey kong. The motive? Because Donkey Kong tried to say his hair was better…and so Yasu did it…in front of everyone…it wasn’t much of a class trial tbh.

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During Class Trial 6, it was revealed that former winner Jared Goldman killed Abradolf Lincler in the same fashion that he killed the person who helped him graduate in his prior game. He got Lincler to trust him and then decided it was a better move not to go against him because the comics that Lincler posted would have greatly and hugely won the end. Threatened by the epicness of Lincler, Jared caught him off guard, and killed him with long winded speech words. Lincler, unable to keep up with the drawings of Jared’s awesomeness & bossness, died from awesome overload. Jared almost got away with it, but a single stray page of Lincler’s amazing scrapbook of awesome falled out of his pocket just as they were about to vote, and just like his game, he got all but one vote and was thusly eliminated.

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So much despair, so much killing, so many bitter audience members. I’m suuuuure you are all bearly containing yourself with hate. You can’t stand that the characters you love placed so low and died. Puhuhu~

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We are down to our last three contestants: Akane representing Killing School Semester, Jigglypuff representing Super Smash Brothers, and Katie Gallagher from Reverse the Curse. Will these three graduate or fall to complete desbear?

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The thrilling conclusion to this story will be coming to you in the near future. Make sure you don’t hibernate! I promise, it’s an ending you don’t want to miss ahahah!

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Post Post #121 (ISO) » Wed Feb 20, 2019 9:42 am

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DONKEY KONG WAS ROBBED.
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Post Post #122 (ISO) » Wed Feb 20, 2019 10:46 am

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Post Post #123 (ISO) » Thu Feb 21, 2019 9:09 am

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As the trial finished, the three remaining contestants watched in horror as Jared Goldman was the next to be executed. Then they looked around, only 3 remained. Akane, Jigglypuff, and Katie Gallagher were the last ones left.

“What are we going to do? We can’t exactly graduate. If one of us kills the other, then it’s a stalemate.”

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“I dunno binch cummies all around slurrrrrp!”

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“God you are so gross with that, we should just kill Monokuma and fuck it uuuup!!!!!”

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“Oh, what’s this? Is it my husband Ryan Gosling, that cheating bastard?”

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Jigglypuff picked up a slip of paper that had fallen out of Jared’s pocket. She looked at it, and showed it to the others.

“Oh my god! This is rigged. There’s no way…”


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They could only stare as they were looking at the last monokuma file









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#3. Host Ghost Jeff Probst


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Survivor: Reverse the Curse


Average:
10/10
Game Ranking:
1/23








#2. Monaca Towa


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Survivor: Killing School Semester


Average:
69.420/10
Game Ranking:
2/28








#1. Junko Enoshima


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Survivor: Killing School Semester


Average:
INTEGER_OVERFLOW_ERROR
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Game Ranking:
1/28









“But, we’re the top 3! That really fuckin makes me angry aggghhhhhh! This is obviously a fake.”

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“This means, that...Junko’s still alive?”

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All three turned around to look at Monokuma.

“That’s right bitches.”

There’s smoke that fills the stadium as a shadoweh figure appears from out of nowhere.

“It’s me! The queen of despair, Junko Enoshima, and I truly am the best character of all time! BWHAHAHA!”

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The three remaining finalists gasp and much shock ensues.

“You are a goddam traitor gimme my crown!”

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Junko just laughs as Katie tries to swipe it from her.

“The three of you can’t graduate and thus I win, despair for everyone.”

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“But that’s not fair, why would we not be the top three unless…” Jigglypuff ponders and then looks at Junko. “Unless, you actually did murder someone!”

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Junko snorts. “Riiiiiight because that would be so smaaaart of me to do.”

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"Imbeciles, I will teach you to mess with the likes of me! YOU POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS!”

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Suddenly, out of nowhere, Junko picks up the Trident from the LIttle Mermaid and becomes Super Mega Junko.

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"AHAHAHA I WILL CRUSH YOU ALL YOU INGRATES."

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"Stop!"

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The three contestants who were just about to give into despair turn to the voice and smile.

“Monomi!” They all cheer in unison.

“I have come back by the power of love that the audience has shown for all 108 characters that have valiantly played this poll. You all have given me the power to defeat Junko once and for all!”

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"I’ll crush you you stupid pink harlot! GWAHHHHH!"

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"Not if I can help it!"



But in the end, Monomi’s love & power only sustained through the battle, at the end she fell to her death.

After a few minutes of mourning, Akane tapped her chin. “We still aren’t fucking getting out of here unless we graduate.”

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“Thaaaat’s right puhuhu~”

“Monokuma!” The three exclaimed as they turned to see the bear.

“You have defeated the imposter winner, but this game still ends in a draw since none of you can kill without being immediately discovered. Bahaha!”

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“But wait guis, ive got a idea”

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Akane and Jiggly both blink and look at Katie who holds out the file that showed the placements with Ghost Probst, Monaca, & Junko on it.

“Its easy binches. U just got to look at dis slurp slurp ahah.”

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They blink and then their eyes light up as all three look at Monokuma.

“Time for the final showdown you punk bear!”

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“We will do this for everyone you have killed!”

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“Ahah dat elizabinch gonna wish shed never crossed me!”

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for real this time



#3. Jigglypuff


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Super Survivor Bros


Average:
8.235/10
Game Ranking:
1/16








#2. Akane Owari


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Survivor: Killing School Semester


Average:
8.389/10
Game Ranking:
1/27








#1. Katie Gallagher


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Survivor: Reverse the Curse


Average:
8.750/10
Game Ranking:
1/22






















After a crazy battle, the final trial ended as our final 3 correctly deduced that Sayaka was not actually Nagito’s killer from Class Trial 1. DUH DUH DUHHHH!!!!!

Turns out it was Malkon & CaptainMeme all along. They convinced Nagito that there was a hidden idol in the sewers and being the item hungry player that he was, Nagito went in willingly, where IT the clown did the deed. Then all they had to do was frame Sayaka and convince her she did it…which…all things considered wasn’t difficult.

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The MVP was Katie Gallagher, whose wacky antics and retelling of the crazy theory using pictures of PMs, lots of slurps n cummies, & funeral pyres somehow actually ended up being what happened. To everyone’s shock she correctly then identified the hidden players and outed them.

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After figuring it out, a door opens, and the final three leave knowing in a way, they have avenged their fallen comrades and have overcome complete despair in order to live the rest of their lives.

So I guess…in the end, it is we who will face despair. Congratulations to the Graduating Class of 2018. So long MSers…and enjoy the final show.

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Post Post #124 (ISO) » Thu Feb 21, 2019 9:15 am

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Spoiler: bigass list
#359 Orlando City SC 1.273
#358 Junko Enoshima 1.389
#357 Ghostface 1.43
#356 Android 16 1.47
#355 Saladin 1.600
#354 Pan 1.81
#353 Philadelphia Union 1.818
#352 Muse 1.85
#351 Bernie Sanders 1.94
#350 Jim Raynor 2.00
#350 Zilean 2.00
#350 Beerus 2.00
#350 Bruce 2.00
#350 Himiko Yumeno 2.00
#350 Matthew van Melikian (RtC) 2.00
#344 Heather Chandler 2.087
#343 Ron Stoppable 2.095
#342 Ashe 2.12
#341 Chief Moginaian 2.14
#340 Gearmaster Mechazod 2.20
#339 Morcheeba 2.21
#338 Minseo 2.231
#337 Taric 2.25
#336 Sean Kenniff 2.278
#335 Crystal Cox 2.35
#334 Vermin Supreme 2.38
#333 Auriel 2.50
#332 Chicago Fire 2.545
#332 FC Dallas 2.545
#330 Gandhi 2.600
#329 Yohwan 2.615
#329 Yoonsun 2.615
#327 New England Revolution 2.636
#326 Garrett Adelstein 2.64
#325 Kyungran 2.692
#324 Colorado Rapids 2.727
#323 Jimmy Johnson 2.778
#322 Samus 2.786
#321 Angie Yonaga 2.813
#320 LA Galaxy 2.818
#319 Washington 2.857
#318 LeBlanc 2.88
#317 Bentley Williams 2.909
#316 Pete Davidson's Severed Head 2.952
#315 Neal Gottlieb 3.056
#314 Zara Yaqob 3.067
#313 Trapinch 3.13
#313 Bobby Mason 3.13
#311 Aelita Schaeffer 3.182'
#311 Sanjaya Malakar 3.182
#309 R.E.M. 3.23
#308 Tokugawa 3.267
#307 Kokichi Oma 3.294
#306 Deerling 3.33
#305 Monica Culpepper 3.38
#304 Theodora (RtC) 3.412
#303 Betty Rizzo 3.462
#302 Gohan 3.50
#302 R.O.B. 3.50
#300 Dido 3.533
#299 John Fincher 3.556
#298 Ralts 3.56
#297 Carrie Underwood 3.58
#296 Babidi 3.61
#295 Gilgamesh 3.667
#295 Genghis Khan 3.667
#293 Ana 3.69
#292 Gazorpazorpfield 3.692
#291 Hannibal Lecter 3.71
#290 Butter Robot 3.714
#289 Toko Fukawa 3.786
#288 Hash-Slinging Slasher 3.80
#288 Gastly 3.80
#287 Sarah Kerrigan 3.83
#286 Buffy Summers 3.846
#286 Gagigabber 3.846
#284 Link 3.875
#283 Winston 3.89
#282 Teruteru 3.895
#281 NYCFC 3.909
#280 Nova 3.94
#279 Keebo 3.941
#278 Toby Fox 4.00
#278 Dan Lembo 4.00
#278 Patrick Verona 4.00
#278 Jimmy Cha 4.00
#274 Marco Rubio 4.07
#273 Unown 4.09
#272 Bai Jingting 4.10
#271 Jiwon 4.167
#270 Spyro 4.176
#269 Omastar 4.18
#268 Arthas 4.19
#267 Kirumi 4.222
#266 San Jose Earthquakes (RtC) 4.267
#265 Nautilus 4.24
#265 Mr. Popo 4.24
#263 Arnold Schwarzenegger 4.27
#262 Steve Buscemi 4.320
#261 Nazeebo 4.33
#261 Martin O'Malley 4.33
#259 Quinn 4.35
#258 Machoke 4.36
#257 Lissandra 4.39
#256 Junghoon 4.462
#255 Napoleon 4.467
#255 Altair 4.467
#253 Kel'Thuzad 4.50
#253 Jenn Lyon 4.50
#253 Evan Marriot 4.50
#253 Tinkles (RtC) 4.50
#249 Mags Abernathy 4.577
#248 Tasha Fox 4.667
#248 Penny Proud 4.667
#246 Mark Udall 4.69
#245 Tinkles 4.769
#244 Korekiyo 4.789
#243 Frieza 4.83
#243 Garen 4.83
#241 Nocturne 4.88
#239 Sundra Oakley 4.882
#238 Chris Zegers 4.909
#237 Julius Caesar 4.933
#236 Dave Strider 4.938
#235 Michelle Bachmann 4.94
#235 Jarvan IV 4.94
#235 Lor'themar 4.94
#232 Harald Bluetooth 4.950
#231 Paul Abrahamian 5.00
#230 Ness 5.053
#229 Luigi 5.059
#228 Korin 5.06
#227 Coldplay 5.08
#226 Ferris Bueller 5.120
#225 Courtney Act 5.154
#224 Dongmin 5.167
#223 Ike 5.188
#222 Natalie Bolton 5.19
#221 Bellsprout 5.20
#220 Hercule 5.22
#219 Fox 5.222
#218 Big Moves Maddie :mad: 5.240
#217 Lincoln Chafee 5.27
#216 Oogie Boogie 5.29
#215 Greninja 5.33
#214 Mr. Meeseeks 5.333
#213 Zeratul 5.35
#212 Leon Kuwata 5.389
#211 McLovin 5.400
#210 Sonia Nevermind 5.438
#209 Ben Carson 5.44
#208 Mario 5.467
#207 Penny Proud (RtC) 5.471
#206 Russell Hantz 5.500
#205 JT Thomas 5.50
#204 Catherine 5.533
#203 DC United 5.545
#202 Tyrael 5.556
#202 Peach 5.556
#200 Neal Schweiber 5.577
#199 Spheal 5.58
#198 Sunggyu 5.583
#198 Hongchul 5.583
#196 Juno MacGuff 5.600
#195 Survivor 5.62
#194 Courtney Yates 5.647
#193 Hatsheput 5.667
#192 Turtwig 5.67
#191 Karass 5.72
#190 Carly Fiorina 5.75
#189 Zane Knight 5.76
#188 King Dedede 5.778
#187 Jinx 5.78
#186 Lzzy Hale 5.79
#186 Roisin Murphy 579
#184 Pamela Voorhees 5.80
#184 Hannibal 5.800
#182 Sporting Kansas City 5.818
#182 Gura 5.818
#180 Brett Clouser 5.83
#179 Eddie Fox 5.833
#179 Sangmin 5.833
#177 Orianna 5.84
#177 Dende 5.84
#175 Yeonjoo 5.846
#174 The Wiggles 5.85
#173 Aya Hirano 5.86
#172 Gregory 5.88
#172 Chiatosu 5.88
#170 Stunky 5.89
#169 Of Monsters and Men 5.92
#168 Peih Gee Law 5.923
#167 Tien Shinhan 5.93
#166 Stalin 5.933
#166 Yoshi 5.933
#164 Bobby Jindal 5.94
#163 Mikan Tsumiki 5.947
#162 Kindred 6.000
#162 Clarence Black 6.000
#162 Kaede Akamatsu 6.000
#162 Arthas (RtC) 6.000
#158 Columbus Crew SC 6.050
#157 Chiaki Nanami 6.056
#156 Rupert Boneham 6.06
#155 Montezuma 6.067
#154 Courtney Barnett 6.07
#153 Symmetra 6.12
#152 Augustus Caesar 6.133
#151 Zeno 6.16
#150 Jigglypuff (RtC) 6.167
#150 Martin Melin 6.167
#148 Wartortle 6.17
#147 Seattle Sounders FC 6.182
#146 Chet Pussy 6.19
#145 Damian Leigh 6.222
#145 Kyoko Kirigiri 6.222
#143 Gabriella Montez 6.231
#142 Tarzan Smith 6.24
#141 Brenda Lowe 6.25
#140 Elizabeth 6.267
#139 Tracy Turnblad 6.269
#138 VNV Nation 6.29
#138 Plan B 6.29
#136 Vancouver Whitecaps FC 6.300
#135 Gear 6.307
#134 Joanna Newsom 6.31
#133 Hiyoko Saionji 6.316
#132 Donald Trump 6.33
#132 Children of the Corn 6.33
#130 Krombopulos Michael 6.333
#129 Diablo 6.35
#128 Radiohead 6.38
#127 Tights 6.41
#126 Valla 6.44
#125 Makoto Naegi 6.444
#124 Ibuki Mioda 6.450
#123 Portland Timbers 6.455
#122 Spongebob Squarepants 6.500
#121 Sierra Dawn Thomas 6.529
#121 Elizabeth Warren (RtC) 6.529
#121 Pikachu (SSB) 6.529
#121 Teemo (RtC) 6.529
#121 Rocket Raccoon 6.529
#116 Chimchar 6.55
#115 Eddie Fox 6.556
#114 Froslass 6.58
#113 Kenny Hoang 6.611
#112 New York RB 6.636
#111 Hillary Clinton 6.65
#110 Mawile 6.67
#109 Chumlee 6.692
#108 Montreal Impact 6.700
#107 Abi-Mario Gomes 6.71
#107 Piccolo 6.71
#107 Rend Blackhand 6.71
#104 Jeff Varner 6.73
#103 Gonta Gokuhara 6.750
#102 Tracer (RtC) 6.778
#101 Willem 6.800
#100 Lisa Whelchel 6.81
#99 Tonks 6.813
#98 Lumineon 6.82
#97 Soldier: 76 6.83
#96 Donald Trump 6.833
#96 Noob-Noob 6.833
#94 Mr. Goldenfold 6.846
#93 Gundham Tanaka 6.850
#92 Beetlejuice 6.86
#91 Kirby 6.889
#90 Tulsi Gabbard (RtC) 6.895
#89 Jinho 6.917
#88 Christine 6.93
#87 Poison Ivy 6.933
#86 Rand Paul 6.94
#86 Ysera 6.94
#84 Porunga 7.00
#84 Gnar 7.00
#84 The Dolls 7.00
#84 Chandelure 7.00
#84 Tyrantrum 7.00
#79 Cameron Frye 7.037
#78 Chihiro 7.056
#77 Elizabeth Warren 7.06
#76 Tove Lo 7.07
#75 Matthew van Melikian 7.077
#74 T-Bird Cooper 7.118
#73 Nadiya Anderson 7.12
#72 Tyrael 7.13
#71 Theodora 7.143
#70 Julia Sokolowski 7.167
#69 Buu 7.17
#69 Young Trunks 7.17
#67 Jaclyn Schultz 7.170
#66 Real Salt Lake 7.182
#65 Shuichi Saihara 7.200
#64 Ted Cruz 7.22
#63 Big-Boobed Waitress 7.231
#62 Dewott 7.25
#62 Nagito Komaeda 7.250
#60 Lizzie McGuire 7.269
#59 Barbara Boxer 7.27
#58 Aria Montgomery 7.278
#57 Sayaka Maizono 7.286
#56 Frosti Zernow 7.300
#55 Regina George 7.308
#54 Delphox 7.33
#53 Cydney Gillon 7.389
#52 Future Trunks 7.39
#51 Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 7.40
#51 Alexander 7.400
#49 Captain Falcon 7.412
#48 San Jose Earthquakes 7.417
#47 Katharine McPhee 7.417
#46 Birdperson 7.429
#45 Zoroark 7.45
#44 Houston Dynamo 7.455
#43 Mr. Poopybutthole 7.462
#42 Debb Eaton 7.47
#41 Lulu 7.53
#41 Teemo 7.53
#39 Maria-Theresa 7.533
#38 Boudica 7.600
#37 D.Va 7.61
#36 Doohee 7.615
#35 Dr. Mundo 7.65
#34 Stephanie Valencia 7.667
#33 Jimmy Cha 7.692
#32 Sam 7.67
#31 Android 18 7.68
#30 Celestia Ludenberg 7.700
#29 Hermione Granger 7.760
#28 Jonathan Penner 7.778
#27 Abathur 7.78
#26 Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem 7.83
#25 Katie Gallagher 7.889
#24 Azmodan 7.94
#23 DK DONKEY KONG DK DONKEY KONG IS HERE 7.944
#22 Yasuhiro Hagakure 8.050
#21 Banette 8.08
#20 James "J.T." Thomas 8.12
#19 Abradolf Lincler 8.143
#18 Whitney Houston 8.15
#17 Jared Goldman 8.200
#16 Jigglypuff 8.235
#15 Malphite 8.28
#14 Amumu 8.32
#13 Pikachu 8.33
#12 Tulsi Gabbard 8.35
#11 Pocatello 8.357
#10 Jennifer Check 8.36
#9 Shaco 8.37
#8 Akane Owari 8.389
#7 Tracer 8.44
#6 Dick Casablancas 8.444
#5 Dan Humphrey 8.654
#4 Katie Gallagher (RtC) 8.750
#3 Blair Warner 8.962
#2 Alexis Maxwell 9.00
#1 Kawazu 9.29
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