The Mole - (Game Over)

[Jon Kelley]

A JDodge/Lord Gurgi Production.

12 players. Their mission - earn as much money as possible. But one of them is a saboteur, a traitor in their midst - THE MOLE.

Only one player can win. That person will have figured out the identity of the Mole. The rest will go home empty-handed.

Can you figure it out?

Who is....


THE MOLE?

Current Pot: $443,250

Contestant List:

Andycyca

Second executed!

Blackberry

Winner!

Flameaxe

Bribed!

Gorrad

First executed!

hasdgfas

Mole!

KaleiÃ

[Jon Kelley]

Mission 1 - Oblivious: $13,500 won, $30,000 possible
Mission 2 - I Haven't A Clue: $31,000 won, $32,000 possible
Mission 3 - Who Do You Trust?: $15,000 won, $30,000 possible
Execution 1 - Gorrad executed, Save The Dragons exempt

Mission 4 - What's My Number?: $27,500 won, $32,500 possible
Mission 5 - Dog Track Fun!: $0 won, $41,250 possible
Mission 6 - I Am Not A Crook: $2,500 won, $27,500 possible
Execution 2 - Andycyca executed, pickemgenius and hasdgfas exempt

Mission 7 - Who Said That?: -$28,000 won, $100,000 possible
Mission 8 - Boxed In: $50,000 won, $75,000 possible
Mission 9 - A Trivial Mission: $40,000 won, $50,000 possible
Execution 3 - KaleiÃ

[Jon Kelley]

11 lies. 1 truth. Who really is the Mole?

To start out with, all contestants must submit the following questionnaire (via PM) within the next 72 hours or they will be replaced with the first alternate, who will be contacted via PM to submit the questionnaire as well.

1. Birthday (year not necessary):
2. Hometown:
3. What electrical resistance is measured in:
4. Favorite Colour:
5. Charles the Great, King of the Franks, was better known by this name:
6. Favorite Movie:
7. The first man-made invention to break the sound barrier:
8. Favorite Band:
9. The capital of Kuwait:
10. Lucky Number:
11. The number of days a cat stays in heat:
12. Good luck charm:

and finally, the most important question:

13. What would you like your password to be for the quiz system?

[Jon Kelley]

Within the next 5 minutes, all contestants will be sent a PM. If you are the mole, your PM will contain special instructions. If not, your PM will say "You are not the mole."

[Jon Kelley]

Mission 1 - Oblivious

Within the profiles, there were 5 entirely unrelated questions - what you

didn't

know, however, is that these questions were your first mission. Each question was worth $500, for a total of $30,000 winnable. Here's how you each answered.

Question 1 - What is electrical resistance measured in?

Flameaxe - Body Thetins
Save The Dragons - Amps
Stark - Ohms
Blackberry - banans
UltimaAvalon - Ohm
hasdgfas - Ohms
Gorrad - Physics headaches
KaleiÃ

[Jon Kelley]

Mission #2 will be posted as soon as I clean up the thread a bit.

[Jon Kelley]

For mission #2, you will need to split up into two teams - those who are good with pictures and those who are good with words. To join either team, please say

I am good with _____

in-thread. Note that it

must

be bolded to count.

Good with pictures:
MafiaSSK
Save the Dragons
Flameaxe
Scigatt
UltimaAvalon
Andycyca

Good with words:
stark
pickemgenius
hasdgfas
Gorrad
Blackberry
KaleiÃ

[Jon Kelley]

Seems like I'm already in the pictures team...

I'm good with words

6 players to each team places you on the pictures team. Sorry if I forgot to mention that limit.

[Jon Kelley]

Mission 2 - I Haven't A Clue

For this mission, the two teams will be randomly split up into teams of three.

Good with Pictures 1:

MafiaSSK
Save the Dragons
UltimaAvalon

Good with Pictures 2:

Flameaxe
Scigatt
Andycyca

Good with Words 1:

hasdgfas
stark
pickemgenius

Good with Words 2:

KaleiÃ

[Jon Kelley]

Good with Pictures teams:

Each team of 3 will be sent the name of a movie. Your team must then draw a clue to help the other team of 3 correctly guess the name of your movie. Each team has

one

guess per clue. You will be allowed a total of three clues per team.

If the other team correctly guesses your movie on the first clue, $8,000 will go into the pot. The second clue lowers the value to $6,000. The third guess is worth $4,000.

IMPORTANT:

All pictures

must

be drawn by a member (or members) of your team. You may

not

use photographs, nor are you allowed to add any text at all to your picture. Violations will result in a $5,000 penalty + forfeiture of any money gained via the infraction.

Good with Words teams

:

Each team of 3 will be sent the name of a movie. Your team must then give a three-word clue to help the other team of 3 correctly guess the name of your movie. Each team has

one

guess per clue. You will be allowed a total of five clues per team.

If the other team correctly guesses your movie on the first clue, $8,000 will go into the pot. The second clue lowers the value to $7,000. The third guess is worth $6,000. The fourth clue lowers the value again to $5,000. The final clue is for $4,000.

IMPORTANT:

All text clues

must

make sense. For example, "Cat dog monkey" would NOT be an acceptable clue. You may

NOT

use the names of characters, actors or crew members in the movie as a clue, nor may you use any words in the title of the movie. Violations will result in a $5,000 penalty + forfeiture of any money gained via the infraction.

If anyone has any questions, feel free to PM me.

[Jon Kelley]

You have 48 hours from the time of this post to post your first clues.

[Jon Kelley]

FIRST CLUE:

Zombies

WHAT IS RESIDENT EVIL

(p.s. BADASS SOUNDTRACK)

This guess is correct. $7,000 goes into the pot.

[Jon Kelley]

Less than 4 hours to deadline. Missing the deadline will result in forfeiture of your first clue.

[Jon Kelley]

Can I answer Jigglypuff's clue? =P

If you wish.

[Jon Kelley]

Bam

That wouldn't be Shaun of the Dead, would it?

That guess is correct. $8,000 for the pot.

[Jon Kelley]

All clues have been posted. Teams now have 36 hours to submit their first guesses.

[Jon Kelley]

While you

may

post your clue now, your movie will only be worth $6,000 instead of $8,000 if you choose to do so.

[Jon Kelley]

WHAT IS THE PRESTIGE

That guess is correct. $8,000 for the pot.

[Jon Kelley]

HA, I GET IT.

BICENTENNIAL MAN

(thank god for watching movies in film class )

That guess is correct.

This mission is over. $31,000 has been added to the pot.

[Jon Kelley]

Profiles may be found here.

You would be wise to take notes on everything. Information that may or may not be on the quiz may or may not disappear at quiz time.

[Jon Kelley]

Mission 3 - Who Do You Trust?

I need all players to PM me a list ranking the other players from most trusted to least trusted. You have 48 hours.

[Jon Kelley]

Less than 24 hours to deadline. Need submissions ASAP.

[Jon Kelley]

Deadline over. Results being posted.

[Jon Kelley]

Mission 3 - Who Do You Trust?

Part Two

Here is the rankings for most trustworthy through least trustworthy, based on a proprietary ranking system:

1st - pickemgenius
2nd - hasdgfas
3rd - Flameaxe
4th - Andycyca
5th - UltimaAvalon

6th - Save The Dragons
7th - Gorrad

8th - MafiaSSK
9th - KaleiÃ

[Jon Kelley]

There has been a mistake. Gorrad was 7th, not SSK. This has been edited into the proper post.

[Jon Kelley]

Here are the votes for most trusted:

Flameaxe (2) - pickemgenius, UltimaAvalon
Gorrad (1) - hasdgfas
hasdgfas (3) - Andycyca, Gorrad, Scigatt
KaleiÃ

[Jon Kelley]

Save the Dragons has taken the exemption.

Gorrad has chosen to add $15,000 to the pot.

The first quiz will be happening soon. Stay tuned!

[Jon Kelley]

Mission 4 - What's My Number?

During the last quiz, you were given a "score" at the end. This was not actually information at all (do you REALLY think nobody who tested the quiz system

noticed

that?); rather, this was the beginning of your next mission - What's My Number.

You will have 72 hours to split up into four groups of 2 and one group of 3. Go.

Pair 1:

MafiaSSK
Save The Dragons

Pair 2:

Andycyca
hasdgfas

Pair 3:

Scigatt
pickemgenius

Pair 4:

Blackberry
KaleiÃ

[Jon Kelley]

Mission 4 - What's My Number?

Part Two

The next part is also incredibly simple.

You may now discuss the numbers you got at the end of your tests. You must submit a guess as to whether your partner's number is higher than, lower than, or equal to your number. Every correct guess is worth $2,500. However, if you get your partner to guess

incorrectly

, then you will be entered into a lottery for an exemption. Choose wisely.

[Jon Kelley]

When you say number, you mean the score we got on the test, right?

Only if you want to keep lying to yourself!

Also, please submit all answers via PM.

[Jon Kelley]

This mission is deadlined for 48 hours from now.

[Jon Kelley]

The team has gotten 11/13 correct, for a total of $27,500 added to the pot.

Exemption lottery:

Original Roll String: 1d2

1 2-Sided Dice: (1) = 1

[Jon Kelley]

hasdgfas wins the exemption! KaleiÃ

[Jon Kelley]

Mission 5 - Dog Track Fun!

For this mission, you must each pick the winners of 15 different 8-dog races. If your dog finishes first, you win $250. If your dog finishes

last

, however, the team loses $250. Choose wisely.

The team may, as a whole, choose to purchase up to two clues to the identity of the dog track at a cost of $5,000 per clue.

The dog races are on Tuesday night. You

must

send in your picks by PM by then.

NOTES:

Outside-the-thread communication is not allowed during this challenge. Should you manage to figure out the name of the dog track, you are not allowed to post it in the thread. Doing so will result in a loss of half the money won during the challenge as well as a penalty of $5,000.[/i]

[Jon Kelley]

Mission 5 - Dog Track Fun!

For this mission, you must each pick the winners of 15 different 8-dog races. If your dog finishes first, you win $250. If your dog finishes

last

, however, the team loses $250. Choose wisely.

The team may, as a whole, choose to purchase up to two clues to the identity of the dog track at a cost of $5,000 per clue.

The dog races are on Tuesday night. You

must

send in your picks by PM by then.

NOTES:

Outside-the-thread communication is not allowed during this challenge. Should you manage to figure out the name of the dog track, you are not allowed to post it in the thread. Doing so will result in a loss of half the money won during the challenge as well as a penalty of $5,000.[/i]

Is there a penalty for not sending anything in?

I'm going to have to say yes. That defeats the point of the challenge.

[Jon Kelley]

I'm assuming we can communicate which dogs we're picking, right, host? Because that would just suck.

Yes, you may.

[Jon Kelley]

Less than 24 hours to deadline.

[Jon Kelley]

Mission 5 - Dog Track Fun!

Part Two

Race 1 will soon be underway at

Daytona Beach Kennel Club

!

Click here for a live feed of tonight's races.

MafiaSSK and pickemgenius have failed to get their choices in. Their choices will be randomized and they will each receive a 2-point penalty on the next quiz. Note that the production staff decided to play along as well. Let's see who did best!

Relevant info will be edited into this post as we go.

Race One:

Andycyca - Bbr Gettincloser
Blackberry - Flashy Depbell
Flameaxe - Bbr Gettincloser
hasdgfas - Offshore Boom
KaleiÃ

[Jon Kelley]

Mission 6 - I Am Not A Crook

For this mission, you will need to remember back to even before the start of the game.

Before the game, I made a series of posts - each one was short, consisting of but a few words.

"_____ is the Mole."

You must each post the words "I Am Not The Mole". For each person who does this, the team earns $2,500.

The catch is you must each post this in the same order that your names were posted. You each have 48 hours to post when it is your turn. Posting out of order will result in $10,000 being deducted from the pot, as well as the mission ending right then and there.

Your mission begins now.

[Jon Kelley]

1st -

Flameaxe

[Jon Kelley]

1st -

Flameaxe

2nd -

Save the Dragons

[Jon Kelley]

Mission 5 - Dog Track Fun!

Results, Part Two

Race Six:

Andycyca - Play Me First
Blackberry - Ah's Bonnie
Flameaxe - Ah's Bonnie
hasdgfas - Rs Dodge Joker
KaleiÃ

[Jon Kelley]

Mission 5 - Dog Track Fun!

Results, Part Three

Race Eleven:

Andycyca - Jawa George
Blackberry - Gs Mars
Flameaxe - Starlet Maeve
hasdgfas - Vision of Beauty
KaleiÃ

[Jon Kelley]

1st -

Flameaxe

2nd -

Save the Dragons

3rd -

stark

[Jon Kelley]

1st -

Flameaxe

2nd -

Save the Dragons

3rd -

stark

4th -

Blackberry

[Jon Kelley]

1st -

Flameaxe

2nd -

Save the Dragons

3rd -

stark

4th -

Blackberry

5th -

UltimaAvalon

[Jon Kelley]

1st -

Flameaxe

2nd -

Save the Dragons

3rd -

stark

4th -

Blackberry

5th -

UltimaAvalon

6th -

pickemgenius

Mission over. Pickemgenius was randomly chosen for the opportunity to earn an exemption by posting out of order, and he will not have to take the test this round.

$2,500 will be added to the pot. The test will be soon. Take notice.

[Jon Kelley]

And for note, the order was posted in the thread the entire time. The answers to the Oblivious mission (irony!) were posted with the players in the same order.

[Jon Kelley]

The next mission will be posted sometime in the next few days.

[Jon Kelley]

Missions 7, 8, and 9

Part One

You must select one person to fill each of the following roles for the next three missions.

The first is "The Person Who Knows You Best".

The second is "The Person Who Knows You Least".

The third is "Person Who Knows What You Know".

Choose wisely. All positions will be decided via secret ballot. PM me your top three choices for each position (excluding yourself). You may submit the same person for more than one role, and each person may perform more than one role.

You have 72 hours.

[Jon Kelley]

Mission 7 - Who Said That?

Pickemgenius has been selected as the person who knows you the best, and he will play a pivotal role in this mission. He was also selected as person who knows what you know, which will factor into mission 9. Save the Dragons has been selected as person who knows you least, which will be a part of mission 8, which will be posted soon.

For this mission each player will be sent a packet containing the responses to three of the application questions. For example:

8. Eggnogfas?

<ANSWER>

19. Have you ever taken off your top and gotten killed by Greg Kinnear?

<ANSWER>

12. Will something happen?

<ANSWER>

Your mission is to match the responses in your packet to the player who sent them in. These responses will be relayed on to pickemgenius, who must decide whether to keep your answer or reject it. If he decides to keep your answer and it is correct, the team recieves $5,000. If he decides to keep your answer and it is INCORRECT, then the team loses $5,000. If he rejects your answer, no money will be won or lost. PLEASE SUBMIT ALL ANSWERS VIA PM. The answers of already executed players will not be included in any packet.

SPECIAL RULES:

Outside the thread communication will not be allowed during this mission. Revealing the answers to your application questions and/or the contents of your information packet in-thread during this mission will result in forfeiture of all money earned in this mission as well as a -2 point penalty on the next quiz.

[Jon Kelley]

The answers of already executed players will not be included in any packet.

Also, all three answers in your packet are from the same player.

[Jon Kelley]

Mission 7 - Who Said That?

Pickemgenius was given two offers along with his packet. He could either accept all answers, doubling the amount of money for each correct answer, while also increasing the cost per wrong answer to $6,000. He could also reject all answers and add $10,000 to the pot. He chose to accept all.

We will start the results with KaleiÃ

[Jon Kelley]

Mission 8 - Boxed In

There are 10 boxes labeled 1-10. 6 contain an exemption. 4 contain money. Save the Dragons is to choose between these boxes.

Before he does, however, you may each remove one box from play if you so choose. Please do so in-thread. The contents of the boxes are revealed as you remove them.

Save the Dragons will choose his box once everyone else has decided whether or not to remove a box.

You have 72 hours to remove boxes.

If you have any questions, just ask.

[Jon Kelley]

Box 2 contains an exemption. 9 boxes, 5 exemptions.

[Jon Kelley]

Box 5 contains...

...$75,000.

8 boxes, 5 exemptions.

[Jon Kelley]

Box 10 contains $25,000. Boxes 8 and 1 contain exemptions.

5 boxes, 3 exemptions.

[Jon Kelley]

Box 3 contains...


An exemption.

4 boxes, 2 exemptions.

[Jon Kelley]

Box 9 contains...

An exemption.

3 boxes. 1 exemption.

[Jon Kelley]

Whether we stop is up to UltimaAvalon and KaleiÃ

[Jon Kelley]

Box 7 contains......


THE FINAL EXEMPTION!

Save the Dragons, please choose between boxes 4 and 6.

[Jon Kelley]

Box 6 contains $10,000.

Box 4, however, contains $50,000. This money will be added to the pot, bringing us over the $100,000 mark for the first time.

Congratulations. The next mission will be posted either later tonight or tomorrow.

[Jon Kelley]

Mission 9 - A Trivial Mission

During this next mission, each player will be given a single trivia question. Whomever correctly answers their question earns $5,000. It's that simple.

HOWEVER, the category of each person's question will be chosen by the person who knows what you know, pickemgenius.

Pickemgenius, please assign each of the following categories to a player, including yourself:

Animals
Entertainment
Geography
History
Hobbies
Movies
Music
Religion
Science & Technology
Sports

NOTE:

Outside communication is not allowed during this mission. Looking up the answers to your trivia questions is strictly prohibited.

[Jon Kelley]

Mission 9 - A Trivial Mission

Part Two

Here are the questions:

Blackberry (ENTERTAINMENT)

The 2007 Miss Universe Miss Photogenic award was won by the Philippines, the third one in three consecutive years. What is the name of the beauty queen who won the award?

• Carla Gay Balingit
  
• Margaret Wilson
  
• Anna Theresa Licaros
  
  
• Maria Karla Bautista

Flameaxe (MUSIC)

On October 1, 1976, KISS played a short set of Led Zeppelin and Beatles covers at a local NYC restaurant. The occasion was the birthday of Howard Marks, the head of their advertising agency. What was the name of the restaurant?

• Puglia
  
  
• The Rainbow Room
  
• Lutece
  
• The Four Seasons

hasdgfas (HOBBIES)

What is Benko's Opening?

• 1.c4
  
• 1.g3
  
  
• 1.h4
  
• 1.d4

KaleiÃ

[Jon Kelley]

Waiting on Save the Dragons and MafiaSSK.

Mission deadline is Saturday evening.

[Jon Kelley]

8 correct answers means $40,000 for the pot.

Quiz upcoming. Be prepared.

[Jon Kelley]

Who Do You Trust Now?

As in the Who Do You Trust mission, please rank the other players from most trusted to least trusted. This is only an informative survey and will have nothing to do with any mission.

You have 72 hours.

[Jon Kelley]

Mission 10 - A Bizarre Bazaar

Time to buy things!

You each have $10,000. You may spend it as you wish. Remember that whatever you don't spend goes into the pot. Here's what you can spend it on:

Charity - Donate to the "Give X an exemption" fund. X must be a player other than yourself, and you may donate to as many of these funds as you wish, as much as you wish. Whomever's fund has the most money in it wins an exemption.

Info Store - You may purchase the trust lists from the Who Do You Trust mission as well as the Who Do You Trust Now survey for the low low price of $2,500. We appear to be all out of Andycyca, Gorrad and KaleiÃ

[Jon Kelley]

Berry has bought 4 lists.

MafiaSSK has bought 1 list. That totals $12,500 gone.

Here are the charity results:

Pickemgenius

- $6,001 ($5k donated by Flameaxe, $1k donated by hasdgfas, $1 donated by Save the Dragons)
Blackberry - $5,001 ($5k donated by MafiaSSK, $1 donated by Save the Dragons)
Stark - $2,001 ($2k donated by hasdgfas, $1 donated by Save the Dragons)
Flameaxe - $1 (Donated by Save the Dragons)
hasdgfas - $1 (Donated by Save the Dragons)
MafiaSSK - $1 (Donated by Save the Dragons)
Scigatt - $1 (Donated by Save the Dragons)
UltimaAvalon - $1 (Donated by Save the Dragons)
Save The Dragons - $0

The team will be reimbursed by 25% for their charitable contributions, plus a very small bonus. This adds $3,256 back to the pot. The total won during this mission is $69,750. Pickemgenius will be exempt during the next quiz. Next mission coming soon.

[Jon Kelley]

Mission 11 - Don't Touch That

You have all been sent a PM. Do NOT open it. The team will earn $5,000 for everyone who does NOT open the PM. Seriously. Don't touch it. Not worth it...

...or is it?

And if you do touch it, shut up about it. Let's just keep this

our little secret

.

[Jon Kelley]

Well, you went and did it now. A stunning

7

of you opened the PM.

Which means...

Mission 11 -

Don't Touch That

Jailbreak!

The following 7 opened their PMs:

Blackberry, Flameaxe, MafiaSSK, pickemgenius, Save the Dragons, Scigatt, and stark.

They get to go to jail.

They are, for the duration they are in the cells, not allowed to communicate with any player in the game. They will each be given a puzzle to solve. If they can solve the puzzle, they will be released from their cells. Alternatively, UltimaAvalon and hasdgfas, being the two honest people they are, may use their $5,000 as bail money for any player in jail.

For each 24 hour period that the players spend in jail, the team incurs a fine of $2,500. You have 72 hours. Get moving.

WARNING:

In-the-thread communication regarding the puzzle and its answer, as well as outside-the-thread communication involving any jailed player, is henceforth outlawed for the duration of this game.

[Jon Kelley]

Flameaxe has broken out of the jail.

[Jon Kelley]

6 players left in jail = $15,000 from the pot today.

I will be sending a hint out to each player regarding the puzzle. Consider this post to be the start of the second 24-hour period.

[Jon Kelley]

Mission 11 - Don't Touch That!

All but one of you have failed. Another $30,000 is lost.

Had everybody gotten out of jail, then the team would have earned $40,000 for the pot. Unfortunately, only one of you did so.

The good news is that you did manage to hold on to $10,000 from the PMs, so you only lose a grand total of $35,000.

The answer to the puzzle was pecan. Next mission to be posted momentarily.

[Jon Kelley]

Mission 12 - All for One, One for All

You must now unanimously decide to give someone an exemption. If you manage to do so, then you will add $90,000 to the pot. If you fail to do so, then you will lose $45,000.

You have one week.

[Jon Kelley]

Porochaz has graciously agreed to replace Save the Dragons. I will give you an extra two days on this mission so he can catch up.

His profile will be added to the profile pages as soon as I recieve it from him.

[Jon Kelley]

As per post #263, the deadline is tomorrow at 2:53 AM. Blackberry's dissention came at 6:23 PM

yesterday

.

[Jon Kelley]

The mission is a failure. No money goes into the pot, but nobody earns an exemption either.

The quiz will be ready in a few hours. Please note that the profiles will no longer be used for any quizzes until the final quiz.

[Jon Kelley]

For the next mission, you must each pick a number, one through eight. Only one person may pick each number.

The idol is the Mole.

1 - MafiaSSK
2 - pickemgenius
3 - Flameaxe
4 - Porochaz
5 - stark
6 - Blackberry
7 - hasdgfas
8 - Scigatt

[Jon Kelley]

Mission 13 - Sim Big Brother

For this mission, I have created a facsimile of each of you for use in The Sims 2. I will place the virtual yous in a luxurious house and delete all your luxuries one-by-one. Whomever is still alive at the end wins. You will be given money based on how long that person lasts. I will

not

interfere in your lives beyond this unless necessary to continue.

In addition, the third person to die will receive an exemption this round. So, who will win?

WILL IT BE POROCHAZ, THE TOUGH, EMPOWERED BLACK BUSINESSWOMAN?

WILL IT BE BLACKBERRY, THE FAMILY MAN WITH SOMETHING TO PROVE?

WILL IT BE PICKEMGENIUS, THE SPUNKY YOUNG FASHIONABLE LADY?

WILL IT BE HASDGFAS, THE TOUGH, STRONG AFRICAN-AMERICAN MAN?

WILL IT BE STARK, THE HAUGHTY FEMALE SECRETARY TO A CHAUVINISTIC CEO?

WILL IT BE MAFIASSK, THE ARTISTIC LITTLE WEIRDO WHO LOOKS LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN ANDY WARHOL AND MOE HOWARD?

WILL IT BE SCIGATT, THE DARK AND MYSTERIOUS GOTH CHICK?

OR WILL IT BE FLAMEAXE, THE ASIAN HUGH HEFNER WANNABE?

Time will tell. The experiment begins now.

[Jon Kelley]

CAST PHOTO



Man in Red Shirt - Blackberry
Woman in Orange Jacket - Porochaz
Woman in Blue Top - pickemgenius
Man in Leopard-print - Flameaxe
Woman in Pink - Stark
Man w/ Blue Vest - Hasdgfas
Man in all Black - MafiaSSK
Woman in Black Dress - Scigatt

[Jon Kelley]

BIG BROTHER LOG, PART ONE

Monday

First impressions seem to be going along nicely. Flameaxe plays around with SSK while Berry looks onward with a feeling of loneliness. Stark and Porochaz chat animatedly about their EMPOWERED PURSUITS in the WORLD OF BUSINESS. Pickemgenius and hasdgfas immediately begin fighting as Scigatt waits to tickle hasdgfas.

But of course, it would be horrid of me to leave you with this mental image without giving you the backdrop. The house is a beautiful two-story masterpiece of architecture; with a fully decked out kitchen and a pool in the backyard. Unfortunately, it is a

wee bit

small, so the three bedroom upstairs can only accommodate a single bed. We have taken the liberty of leaving you a convenient coffin in the hallway as well as three single beds in the backyard. There are two and a half baths, all nicely laid out throughout the house, three fireplaces, a state-of-the art computer, and an amazing plasma screen TV right in the middle of the main hallway. Now that I've set the scene, let's start the drama!

11:22 AM

Scigatt and SSK enjoy a relaxing time together watching the TV while hasdgfas sits helplessly between them on the couch attempting to read the daily newspaper. Berry looks on, a look of loneliness in his eyes, wishing he could sit there watching TV with them. Porochaz and pickemgenius have been standing atop the stairs playing rock-paper-scissors for the past HOUR AND A HALF. Stark seems to be attempting to make as many friends as possible, chatting up every single person in the house.

1:45 PM

Lunchtime! Everyone makes their own meal and crowds around the dinner table on the back deck. Unfortunately, the table only seats 6, leaving poor stark and hasdgfas to eat by themselves standing in the middle of the deck wishing their bastard housemates would move their sorry asses.

5:42 PM

Stark rushes around cleaning toilets for no apparent reason.

6:15 PM

The phone rings. Three people rush to get it. Berry is the first to the phone as SSK and Flameaxe hang their heads in shame. The person on the phone is asking for stark. Right as this happens, a pot left on the stove by one air-headed bimbo named pickemgenius catches on fire. Berry, being the anti-social jerk he is, says stark is not there. The fire gets put out and everyone goes about their lives. Pickemgenius, demoralized and horrified by her mistake, gets a visit from the resident therapist. Poor gal. Blackberry also gets a visit from our magical therapist.

8:25 PM

5 people crowd around the second floor hallway, disgusted at how they smell. Scigatt goes to bed in the coffin despite the fact that all the other beds are still open.

Midnight, Tuesday

Time to lose one luxury! Today's luxury is the computer as well as matching desk and stuffed animal chair. Also, Flameaxe smells bad, and it's pissing everyone off big time.

12:40 AM

Pickemgenius has another nervous breakdown in the middle of the second floor hallway. Nothing a visit from the therapist won't help!

1:50 AM

Scigatt is standing in the bathtub pretending she's swimming. And then rowing a boat. And then diving.

I wish I was making this up.

They seem to be going insane before even spending 24 hours in the house. A new record!

2:43 AM

Scigatt leaves bathtub. Flameaxe, stark, hasdgfas and Blackberry have been relegated to sleeping in the back yard.

3:26 AM

Scigatt eats breakfast.

4:45 AM

Scigatt is still the only one awake. She begins watching golf on the TV.

5:45 AM

Scigatt inexplicably begins cleaning the bathroom.

7:00 AM

Pickemgenius sets the kitchen on fire again. This causes her, hasdgfas and stark to have simultaneous nervous breakdowns. PEG NERVOUS BREAKDOWN COUNT: 3

4:45 PM

Porochaz, Blackberry, Flameaxe and hasdgfas sit around the dining table, drinking. Nobody says a word to anyone else.

Midnight, Wednesday

Today's lost luxury: downstairs restroom.

3:45 AM

One of the bathtubs is broken. Porochaz takes the time to clean up the spilt water but not fix the tub.

12:57 PM

Love is in the air as Blackberry and Flameaxe fall head over heels for each other.

2:19 PM

Hasdgfas keeps talking to this ball with a graduation cap on. It's freaky.

3:26 PM

Stark is out front by the side of the road, begging for money.

6:55 PM

I took the liberty of replacing one of the single beds with a double bed, and placing Berry and Flameaxe in it for the laughs. They begin cuddling almost immediately.

TO BE CONTINUED

Panhandling Stark

[Jon Kelley]

Note: I decided midway through the third day to abandon my pretense of not screwing around in favour of only screwing around when I can use it to turn friendships into love and thus create elaborate love triangles, and when I can use those to cause everyone to hate each other. Because that's more interesting television.

Midnight, Thursday

Bye, TV!

12:31 AM

Berry and Flameaxe get out of bed. Berry immediately drops dead.

ONE DOWN, SEVEN TO GO.

1:18 AM

Stark is clearly losing her mind - right as Berry's body turns into a tombstone, she starts a pillow fight with his grieving widow Flameaxe.

1:45 AM

Stark is playing in the bathtub like Scigatt was before.

5:09 AM

Flameaxe dies of starvation. It's at this time I noticed that the groceries I'd ordered for everyone never got put away; Scigatt took the basket of groceries and

left them on the back step

. She will not face punishment despite this underhanded move.

5:18 PM

Pickemgenius and Porochaz become our game's first interracial lesbian couple.

7:04 PM

The spark dies after some overaggressive moves by Porochaz.

9:21 PM

Porochaz falls in love with MafiaSSK.

11:59 PM

MafiaSSK falls in love with hasdgfas

Midnight, Friday

Goodbye diving board, goodbye pool ladder.

1:57 AM

Porochaz is again in love with pickemgenius. For those keeping score at home:

Porochaz is in love with pickemgenius and MafiaSSK.
MafiaSSK is in love with Porochaz and hasdgfas.
Scigatt and stark are sad and lonely.

7:15 AM

Pickemgenius flirts with stark. Stark seems really into it until she stops dead in the middle of the flirtation to wave wildly at the paper girl.

9:22 AM

MafiaSSK falls in love with Scigatt, making this whole thing incredibly interesting.

9:57 AM

Porochaz walks in on Scigatt and MafiaSSK's makeout session. Needless to say, she is extremely pissed off. HUGE fight ensues.

1:10 PM

MafiaSSK lights fire in fireplace.

6:04 PM

MafiaSSK and Scigatt do the deed; hasdgfas walks in on it (not unexpected since the double bed is in the backyard). The MafiaSSK-Porochaz-Scigatt-hasdgfas love rhombus has come to an exciting conclusion.

11:38 PM

Remember the first time pickemgenius set the house on fire? The same pot has remained on the stove ever since. Hasdgfas decided it would be a good idea to

eat it

, possibly over his residual feelings for SSK.

Midnight, Saturday

Beds are gone. Coffin remains.

9:30 AM

Scigatt and Porochaz begin fighting in the middle of the kitchen.

1:20 PM

Scigatt confronts hasdgfas in the bathroom. Another altercation ensues. She then hops into the bathtub and pretends she's rowing a boat.

10:02 PM

hasdgfas falls asleep in his food. How cute.

Scigatt and hasdgfas fight in the bathroom. Stark is asleep in the coffin.

[Jon Kelley]

Midnight, Sunday

Gone are the bathtubs and bathroom sinks. Now people's lives start going downhill

fast

.

1:21 AM

Scigatt and Porochaz fall asleep while standing in one of the bathrooms.

5:40 AM

Hasdgfas begins fighting with MafiaSSK. Porochaz appears horrified. Stark cheers them on.

7:20 AM

Hasdgfas takes a sponge bath in the kitchen sink.

9:26 AM

Hasdgfas falls asleep while standing on the front porch.

12:11 PM

Porochaz falls face-first into her food.

3:30 PM

Porochaz wets herself on the back deck. It's at this point, when Scigatt collapses on the floor of the kitchen, that I notice an urn sitting next to her. It marks the death of hasdgfas, which I had failed to witness while I was watching Porochaz sleep with a faceful of food. This means that he earns this mission's exemption.

7:20 PM

Pickemgenius begins tending to the garden. It's at this point that I realize that nobody saw hasdgfas die - he just sort of died in the middle of the hallway, alone, with nobody around him. How sad.

Midnight, Monday

Dining table and chairs are gone. Thanks to the coffin being

extremely uncomfortable

, comfort levels should hit rock bottom soon.

4:47 AM

Having spent the entire morning bitching about how everyone smells due to the lack of showers, Scigatt decides it's a good time to take a nap on the floor in the middle of the hallway.

7:00 AM

The first hallway being occupied, Porochaz falls asleep in the

upstairs

hallway.

3:25 PM

Porochaz and Scigatt fight on the sidewalk. Porochaz is the clear victor over the extremely depressed Scigatt.

5:40 PM

Scigatt passes out again.

6:45 PM

Stark falls in love with MafiaSSK.

9:25 PM

The ghost of Flameaxe comes around to haunt Scigatt. Porochaz looks on. Scigatt has some sort of heart failure or something and drops dead. Porochaz comments on how much she smells.

Midnight, Tuesday

Farewell, toilets!

12:51 AM

Stark ignores Flameaxe's ghost as he shouts into the night before disappearing. She starts doing the dishes.

12:57 AM

Flameaxe's ghost jumps out of the sink, causing stark to have an accident.

1:16 AM

See above. Happened again.

1:50 AM

Flameaxe's ghost haunts stark again.

2:02 AM

Flameaxe haunts pickemgenius and Porochaz. Pickemgenius has an accident.

3:43 AM

Flameaxe jumps out of the staircase at pickemgenius. Pickemgenius has a heart attack and dies.

4:31 AM

Flameaxe jumps out of a kitchen counter at Porochaz, who then falls to the ground dead. MafiaSSK has a mental breakdown.

THERAPIST VISIT COUNT: 8

6:06 AM

Flameaxe flies through SSK's body. He has a heart attack and dies.

FLAMEAXE'S GHOST KILL COUNT: 4

So, here ends SIM BIG BROTHER, and here begins THE WONDERFUL LIFE OF STARK, THE PANHANDLING CRAZY LADY. With this in mind, I decided to delete all the doors to the house.

Midnight, Wednesday

Goodbye kitchen. It's now stark v. hunger.

1:13 PM

Stark takes a break from her staring out a window all day to have an accident in the hallway. She goes back to watching out the window as she stands in a puddle of her own waste.

7:03 PM

Stark hops in and out of the coffin.

11:02 PM

The ghost of MafiaSSK haunts the house.

Midnight, Thursday

Goodbye coffin.

7:24 AM

Stark passes out.

12:31 PM

Stark finally succumbs to starvation. Final wrap-up coming soon.

Flameaxe laughs after scaring Scigatt to death.

[Jon Kelley]

For lasting 10 days, the team will recieve $75,000. Congratulations to hasdgfas, who will be exempt during the next execution.

[Jon Kelley]

Mission 14 - Bribery!

This mission is incredibly simple - you each have 72 hours to decide whether you wish to take a bribe and leave the game immediately, adding money to the pot, or staying in until the end. Your time begins now.

If you wish to take the bribe, please PM me.

[Jon Kelley]

Flameaxe has taken the bribe!

The bribe is still available for anyone else who wishes to take it.

[Jon Kelley]

MafiaSSK and Scigatt have taken the bribe.

And with that, the bribe is now off the table. The team will recieve an amount equal to 75% of the money in the pot rounded to the nearest thousand, which equals $190,000. Next execution coming soon.

[Jon Kelley]

Mission 15 - Playing Safes

For this mission, there are four safes. Each contains $20,000.

The first has five buttons on its face. They are coloured red, blue, green, yellow, and orange respectively. One button opens the safe.

The second has three on-off switches on it. One specific combination of on-off switches opens the safe.

The third has a space to input a number. The code for opening the safe is between 1 and 100. After each guess, you will be told whether the actual lock number is higher or lower than your guess.

The fourth and final safe has a simple combination lock, with the numbers 1-50 on its dial. The combination is: Turn left to a specific number, turn right to a different number, turn left to the third number.

You may each guess three times, for a total of 12 guesses for the entire team. Good luck.

[Jon Kelley]

Green

A buzzer sounds. The safe remains shut.

[Jon Kelley]

Blue

Buzzer once more.

[Jon Kelley]

Red

Still no open safe. Stark is out of guesses.

[Jon Kelley]

Orange

Wrong.

[Jon Kelley]

Yellow

like I was gonna say from the start

u guys suck

The safe opens. $25,000 goes into the pot. In addition, there is a sealed envelope inside. Pickemgenius gets to take the envelope for giving the correct answer to the safe.

[Jon Kelley]

off off on

The buzzer goes off yet again.

Pickemgenius has one more guess available.
Blackberry has two.
hasdgfas has three.

[Jon Kelley]

Off Off Off

Will that buzzer ever stop?

[Jon Kelley]

On On On

And Blackberry exhausts his final guess on another incorrect answer.

[Jon Kelley]

On Off On

The second safe creaks open. It too contains an envelope with its $25,000.

[Jon Kelley]

13

An electronic voice says "higher". 1 guess left for each of hasdgfas and pickemgenius.

In addition, some details for your next mission will be PM'd to you sometime over the next day or so.

[Jon Kelley]

47

Lower.

[Jon Kelley]

And another incorrect answer means $50,000 for the pot.

The envelopes contain the following:

pickemgenius, you will sit out the next mission.

hasdgfas, you will sit out the mission after that.

Next mission coming shortly.

[Jon Kelley]

The next mission was done LIVE over AIM.

The team of Blackberry, hasdgfas and stark managed to earn nothing for the pot out of a potential $105,000. Log can be found here:

http://jdmole.freehostia.com/molelog.txt

Next mission should be up over the weekend.

[Jon Kelley]

Welcome to the fun and exciting mission...

FLIMSY'S
FUNTIME
FILM
FEST!

Hasdgfas is sitting out this mission, but he was given one last opportunity to influence the game. Each of you have been assigned to the following films by him.

First up:

Small Hell, To be viewed by stark.

Second:

Tiny Hell, to be viewed by pickemgenius.

Third:

Barbie Hell, to be viewed by Blackberry.

You are each looking and listening for three distinct text clues and audio clues. Good luck. When you have found the clues, PM me with what the clues are as well as when they occur in the video.

No outside or in-thread communication is allowed during this mission.

Note: As of this posting, Barbie Hell had not finished processing yet. Stay tuned!

[Jon Kelley]

Both pickemgenius and stark have quit the mission. Blackberry finished his. The team would have earned $100,000 had everyone completed theirs. Instead, they earn nothing.

Final quiz coming soon.

[Jon Kelley]

The Grand Finale

Welcome, one and all, to the Grand Finale of

The Mole

. 12 players started this game, and now only 4 remain. We will begin the finale by cutting that number down to three. The player with the lowest score on 9 random questions + the final question of the quiz will be executed, and receive fourth place.

hasdgfas....

You are safe.

stark....

You are safe.

pickemgenius....

EXECUTED!!!!

Blackberry....

You are safe.

Finale Pt. Two coming shortly.

[Jon Kelley]

And now, for the grand reveal. The team has earned a total of $493,250 out of a possible $1,253,250. I will start by revealing our winner.



The winner....










With a score on the final quiz of 19....










is....

Blackberry!

Congratulations to our winner!

Now, to reveal the identity of the Mole....










The Mole, who kept $760,000 out of the pot....










is....

hasdgfas!

Our condolences to our loser, and our congratulations to our Mole for aiding in keeping so much money from falling into the team's hands. Final thoughts coming in the next post.

[Jon Kelley]

Sorry for the numerous screwups, and most importantly sorry for the poorly-executed twist in the first round. I feel that really ruined the game for everyone. What's interesting to me is that three people attempted to self-execute this game for a total of 4 times, and none of them ever managed to do so thanks to someone else getting a slightly worse score. What's more interesting is that two of those people are our winner, Blackberry, and our runner-up, Stark. The other was Scigatt, whom I was sure was extremely pleased with the bribe offer (which I did come up with to end the game sooner; nobody was really interested anymore from my perspective, myself included). I want to thank Lord Gurgi for his help in the design of this game, as well as everyone who stuck with this game through to the end.

I would also like to take this moment to shamelessly plug my next game.

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Thank you all for your patience and for participating. Good night.

[Jon Kelley]

Meh, I thought it was BB the whole time 'cuz it seemed he was V/LA during the second quiz, and he wasn't executed. The rest of the game I didn't really follow.

Blackberry was the only person to correctly guess the Mole; the other two guessed Blackberry on the final quiz.

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