Survivor: Mafia GAMEOVER!

[Lady Lambdadelta]

/bookmark'd

[Lady Lambdadelta]

Why isn't Grandpa here!?

Blackberry, I'm sorry to have tell you, but grandma's dead, dude.

WTF!

*cries*

Guys, you have to give this to me ... I need to talk to Sens about gramps.

Didn't Gramps die like 12 years ago Sens? X_x

Can your next Johnny Fairplay impression be the one where he quits and is voted out first in Fans vs. Favorites?

[Lady Lambdadelta]

mallowgeno, I believe chevre has won this challenge. I'm her grandfather, I say so. You can't argue with old people.

(It's funny because odds are chevre is older than me)

Chevre is 13

Wait, for reals?

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

ITT Xalxe accidentally becomes a pedo.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

mallowgeno, I believe chevre has won this challenge. I'm her grandfather, I say so. You can't argue with old people.

(It's funny because odds are chevre is older than me)

Chevre is 13

Wait, for reals?

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

ITT Xalxe accidentally becomes a pedo.

You're suggesting he has the hots for his grandaughter?

Well, considering he couldn't even remember she was only 13... I'm going to assume that would make him senile enough to forget about family ties too.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

You just want me to throw the challenge so my granddaughter can't

take care of me

in my old age.

Considering what has been said... what exactly does "taking care of you" entail?

[Lady Lambdadelta]

chevre darling, I'm sure you have allies on this godforsaken spit of land, so do me a favor and get them to vote this irritating Physicist out, mmkay?

I'm merely an aide. I can't be voted out :3

[Lady Lambdadelta]

Wait, really?

...shit, I have to ride home on the plane with you.

Do you really dislike me that much?

I was only joking after all...

[Lady Lambdadelta]

It's called playing along darlin'

Now, if you were shotty...

Speak no more. 'Nuff said.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

But...I have to speak to win the challenge!

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell down the well?

Quick Xalxe! You need to go help him! I'll call for help, you go ahead.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

So you're saying you filled in the well with Timmy down there?

YOU MURDERER.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

NO! I..er, I did it beforehand.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

Xalxe is the culprit.
No further proof is needed.
That is the nature of the red truth.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

I can do the red truth too.

But you still cannot deny my red truth.
Therefor, this is CHECKMATE.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

But if the red truth denies red lies...

It's all good!

In another note, have you seen Puella Magi Madoka Magica?



Three guesses what happens next.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

In another note, I don't do anime.

Disappoint.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

Sorry, not my thing.

Ah well.

YOU'RE STILL A MURDERER.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

It won't be long before you take the next step!

[Lady Lambdadelta]

I have

no

psychopatic tendencies. I'm actually a

mild-mannered old guy

insane murderous old pedophile.

Also, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

FTFY

[Lady Lambdadelta]

Yay! I was able to help Drench :3

[Lady Lambdadelta]

All is forgiven, mallow.

I think from here on out, with only six players left in the game,

we're going to see more backstabbing and cutthroat behavior. FUN FUN FUN!

This makes me happy I was able to give Drench immunity. :3

[Lady Lambdadelta]

mallowgeno: No, I love Grandpa Xalxe even though he has dementia.

Now

that's

commitment to your family. You do your grandfather proud.

That is, if he remembers who you are.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

Hilarity ensues.

So essentially Drench is safe this round too :3

Go go Drench!

[Lady Lambdadelta]

I'd go with Green Reck.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

The comment was more rhetorical than anything else. It was meant to reinforce the idea that guessing a color based upon a posting style is ridiculous.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

Also, I will give + infinity internets to the person that answers "Surprise Buttsecks" to question 6.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

Receipt Confirmed.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

Voilà

[Lady Lambdadelta]

Voilà

>.>

[Lady Lambdadelta]

ITT Reck forgets that Chevre need only win immunity and then there's nothing he can do.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

It's in Final 4 Tragedy.

READ THE THREAD DAMMIT.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

I'm going to guess that Drench said Boys.

If that wasn't obvious...

[Lady Lambdadelta]

Ganbare Ganbare Drench~!

[Lady Lambdadelta]

Let's review:

-Hates Gays
-Against Gay Marriage
-Hates Obama (thinks he should be illegal)

Is it safe to say Mallow is a republican yet?

[Lady Lambdadelta]

Mallow, continuing has no purpose. JMJ can't win (4 points is leading score) and Drench can't guess anymore this round.

So Drench and Chevre tie, no matter what.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

Ganbare, Ganbare, Chevre, Chevre~<3!

-1

[Lady Lambdadelta]

Please, oh please, let you have said "Boyfriends," mallowgeno.

If this wasn't obvious from the VERY BEGINNING, I don't know what is.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

FUCK YEAH TIEBREAKERER POWAHZ

This is perfect.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

LOL @ Drench getting a vote when he has immunity.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

5:30 PM EST ish is when it starts! Be warned!

Massive posting challenge Ahoy!

[Lady Lambdadelta]

I WANNA HALP DRANCH.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

Protip: This mission is a game of "He who starts first, wins."

[Lady Lambdadelta]

Protip: This mission is a game of "He who starts first, wins."

protip: this challenge is based on scopey's F3 challenge in TDI

i started first, lost by 40 metres, got backstabbed by FUCKING CAY even though she did the challenge improperly

(still shattered)

That's cause you suck. :3

[Lady Lambdadelta]

Protip: This mission is a game of "He who starts first, wins."

protip: this challenge is based on scopey's F3 challenge in TDI

i started first, lost by 40 metres, got backstabbed by FUCKING CAY even though she did the challenge improperly

(still shattered)

That's cause you suck. :3

I PULLED AN ALL-NIGHTER AND EVERYTHING ;_;

I WAS THIRTEEN

THIRTEEN

You're still weak. :3

[Lady Lambdadelta]

Reck, as an observer with an interest in watching these two torture themselves, I ask that you remain neutral.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

If you don't vote for Drench, I will find you.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

I was the amnesiac, took strongman.

Trying to think of some stupid way to decide who to vote for.

...

[Lady Lambdadelta]

Guess my middle name. It's [REDACTED] letters long. Whoever gets the most letters right wins my vote.

I'll vote for whoever answers the following question more adequately/well:

Both of you: prove, in under 50 words, that there is no conspiracy of every single other person on the planet against you.

I use several personalities depending on the moment and what is required in it: as these separate personalities are people in themselves, I thus have control of more than one person besides myself, and thus know for a fact that there is no conspiracy against just me. QED.

Is it bad that I knew exactly what your answer would be, down to the "qed"?

[Lady Lambdadelta]

The jury needs to vote for me to win. :3 I was clearly the best player, when I helped Drench win that immunity challenge.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

Too late, she's already win the hearts and votes of the jury.
You'll have to drag her back so that we can award her the

$1 000 000, I'm afraid.

0$ and title of sole survivor.

FTFY

[Lady Lambdadelta]

Drench.

You aren't getting my vote because you didn't trust me.

You and Reck were my two main allies. And because you didn't trust me enough I will not give you my vote in hope that you will realize I am a trustworthy person .

Yah, THAT'LL instill trust of you in Drench.