Planet MafiaScum - ALL HAIL DARK LORD INSPIRATIELOOS

[T-Bone]

Still a spot open?

Forum name:

T-Bone!

Country name:

Caledonia

Region:

Deimoska first choice, Suvonia second choice.

Politics:

Monarchy

Other info:

Utilitarianism FTW!

[T-Bone]

Where can I pick from? Looks like most are filled.

[T-Bone]

Deimoska first choice, Suvonia second choice.

[T-Bone]

JOIN DEIMOSKA, T-BONE.
TOGETHER, WITH HOPPSTER AND EMPKING, WE RULE THE LAND.

[Also, can we actually invade other regions?]

IF WE CAN'T. THEN WE WILL GET DRILLING TECHNOLOGY, DRILL TO THE CORE AND SET OF AN ATOMIC BOMB.

[T-Bone]

How are my politics right-wing? I don't even know what those kinds of politics are.

[T-Bone]

All hail Emperor Bone, Commander of Caledonia.

I'm gonna have to say Mod that I have outlawed politics in my country. It's nasty.

[T-Bone]

Any county that has politics and policy is my enemy.

That's my policy.

[T-Bone]

I WANT WORLD DOMINATION!!

Or I'd settle for some good apple pie.

[T-Bone]

AND I ATTACK PEOPLE WHEN TRADEGY DOES CAUSE IT'S DEIMOSKA 4 EVA!

[T-Bone]

GO GO SCUMMIN' RANGERS!

GO GO SCUMMIN' RANGERS YOU MIGHTY MORPHIN' SCUMMIN' RANGERS!

[T-Bone]

I think it's time to discuss your surrender Mist.

[T-Bone]

Drops atomic bomb

[T-Bone]

I just did.

[T-Bone]

Sure Mod. Research the Manhattan Project

[T-Bone]

Ban birth control

My population will outgrow all of you! And then we shall flood the world with our poverty!

[T-Bone]

Serious question Mod. Would you be apposed to a limited amount of pre-game research for technology? Maybe 1 or 2 or 3 things we can spend a bit of money on to have at the start of the game?

[T-Bone]

Spend 1B on Geothermal Technology

[T-Bone]

Oh right.

1B on Mineral mining

1B on farming

[T-Bone]

Caledonia is disappointed in N and Zimbabwean Republic for seeking alliances outside the region.

[T-Bone]

2B on research of Arcane Magic

[T-Bone]

They are screwed.

[T-Bone]

[REDACTED]

[T-Bone]

We really can't plan attacks on each other without some flavor. I think everyone should provide flavor of the layout of their country. What type of terrain it is in, what cities you have, etc.

I REFUSE TO STOP FUNDING! I WILL HAVE MAGIC AND RULE PLANET SCUM!

[T-Bone]

Invest 0.5B in a national zoo system

[T-Bone]

1B in reserve for emergency funding

[T-Bone]

Start an anti-Chesskid proproganda campaign to spread horrible rumors around the globe.

[T-Bone]

Caledonia sends Mist's nation a lovely gift of dead monkeys and a heartfelt decline.

[T-Bone]

Mist loses a member of her population O.O

WAR!

[T-Bone]

Good.

They blow up! I have secretly researched bio-nuclear weaponry and tested on you!

Your cementary has been desecrated.

[T-Bone]

/no support

[T-Bone]

Indeed.

[T-Bone]

It's a royal monarchy. I was chosen as Lord and Emperor by the Gods themselves!

[izakthegoomba]

I never researched explosives, nor bolded my decision to send monkeys to Mistotopia. So she should have those 11 citizens back.

I need to go back and figure out how much money I have left.

If my record is up to date, you have £4,500,000,000

Caledonia has put a harsh embargo on all Fallen Angel goods entering the country and economic sanctions against said country

[izakthegoomba]

My research of Arcane Magic is going smoothly by the way. Soon I shall rule the world in fire and magic missiles

and hypnotic toads

!

Fix'd

[T-Bone]

When will these codes be complete? I wanna start training my Mage army ASAP

[T-Bone]

Caledonia is disappointed in N for seeking alliance outside the Deimoska region.

[T-Bone]

They trust in their Lord and Emperor to divine what is best for them.

[T-Bone]

Mod: Would it be possible for you to keep track of our funds with our country details?

[T-Bone]

Caledonia is still disappointed in your country for seeking alliances outside Deimoska

[T-Bone]

Decline Tragedy

This UN is clearly a strike against us Facists. I say let them all burn, and us Dictatorships need to band together to cleanse the earth of this Animorp who thinks he can play favorites.

I approve. I propose the Confederation of Likeminded Outstanding Nations (CoLON) for those people who are likeminded like me. We shall oppress other nations with massive trade embargos and cripple their globalized economy for being racists towards our way of thinking. PM for details.

[T-Bone]

Drench doesn't have 17bil to spend

[T-Bone]

Caledonia

would like to open up trade with any country currently not in the "U"N, as we have placed trade embargos on all their goods. We have gold, silver, iron ore, and copper ore to offer, and we continue to mine our mountains in search of more stuff. A healthy trade with the

Caledonia Nation

will ensure both countries have a stable economy. Badabing badaboom.

[T-Bone]

0.5B for Universal Health care.
0.5B for general country upkeep.

"BOO!"...well screw you naysayers.

[T-Bone]

I'd like to note I have never declared war on Mistopia, nor any open conflict.

[T-Bone]

Didn't research explosives, nor bio-nuclear tech

[T-Bone]

I have money left right?

1B in biological and pathological weapons and DEFENSES

[T-Bone]

I wish he was in my region...my region has no loyalty.

[T-Bone]

@Defense mostly. I figure people are gonna have it eventually, Caledonia wants it first. As a show of good faith, Caledonia has made this research endeavor public knowledge.

[T-Bone]

You're a Deimoska right?

Caledonia accepts.

In response, Caledonia declares today a national celebration day. The whole nation gets to party.

[T-Bone]

I'm telling ya, Right-wingers need to unite under the Confederacy of Likeminded Open Nations ( or CoLON for short)

[T-Bone]

hahaha 10 million will buy you the boxes for the weapons

[T-Bone]

Mistopia is going into Martial Law!

[T-Bone]

Caledonia sends it's condolences to the people of Mistopia, but due to the economic sanctions placed on the "U"N, we cannot send you any aid.

[T-Bone]

You misunderstand. The blatant disrespect that the "U"N has expressed towards the Caledonia Nation has forced us to place economic sanctions on all members of the fake establishment.

[T-Bone]

You forgot the quotes around the U Tragedy. Thats "United" Nations. An organization who claims to be "United" and spread a worldwide message of peace cannot play favorites, as this "U"N is clearly doing. The Play Favorites Nations is a collection of nations who feel they are superior to other nations because of their beliefs. Caledonia submits that the Play Favorites Nations' beliefs are self-destructive and incorrect for the stability of the planet.

Caledonia urges all their Deimoska neighbors to not fall in with this false establishment.

[T-Bone]

You are listed as such...

[T-Bone]

The "U"N is a bunch of fascists

[T-Bone]

I didn't realize I had declared war, but sure it's over.

Caledonia still expresses indignance over the "U"N's no-fascist rule despite Caledonia not being fascists. Caledonia will only accept the UN's call to all nations if Greater Walasia were to take Chairperson of the UN from Fallen Angels.

[T-Bone]

3.5B for a church? I think you're vastly overspending on this project.

[T-Bone]

I still think 3.5B is over spending. You'd probably need 1B at most, but honestly I think this structure you describe would be less than 1B

[T-Bone]

Chesstopia will only accept the UN's call to all nations if Greater Walasia were to take Chairperson of the UN from Fallen Angels.

+1 for the Zimbabwean Republic.

Since the UN is a democratic union, it's Secretary-General should be elected and not assumed as it is currently. Such type of organization would be considered fascism, something in which the incumbent has hypocritically fought against.

[T-Bone]

Send a dollar.

Now you have 2,000,001!

[T-Bone]

THIS JUST IN!

ASTEROID ON A COLLISION COURSE WITH PLANET SCUM! EVERYONE RUN!!! OH WAIT YOU CAN'T!

[T-Bone]

You deny it because IT'S TRUE

[T-Bone]

Since we are all in the UN, lets get this to picking the Secretary-General then right?

I nominate Drench of Greater Walasia, but only if he updates Once and Twice Now

[T-Bone]

Hey my magic research is no longer listed. Is it finished?

Also. Seriously? 99999? That's only gonna make your life harder.

Print 1 dollar to add back to country's coffers

[T-Bone]

Now that I've got the Magic in me...

1B on Training a Mage division within my military.

[T-Bone]

You haven't researched magic like I have. I might share my knowledge for a price, but seeing as you spent almost all your money...I don't think you'll be getting it.

OFFICIAL NEWS BULLETIN FROM THE CALEDONIA NATION
Our researchers who have been working tirelessly for weeks, have discovered the secrets of Arcane magic. We'd simply like to say we will use the magic for good, until such a time in which we must use it for military might. We are also closer to Geothermal technology and once we get that implemented, the Caledonia Nation will offer to share this life changing technology, at a price.

Thank you for your time.

[T-Bone]

rotate middle finger to point at Castelia to speak for the 20 million people who can't speak for themselves

Send a photographer to take a picture of this monument, and then take said picture and hang it all over the capital city of Caledonia, Oasis. Fuck Castelia.

[T-Bone]

Magic will do me good because...

Revive those 20 million people for a new yet to be named government to take control of the former Olynnia.

[T-Bone]

Yeah well God told The Crusaders to kill millions of people too, but we don't praise those actions either.

[T-Bone]

As nuclear weaponry is a threat to the entire planet and not just the targets Mistotopia has in mind, if this research is continued The Caledonia Nation will have no choice but to declare war on Mistotopia.

One chance to rescind this, ball is in your court.

[T-Bone]

Caledonia advises the Nations of Deimoska to neutralize any potential threat before it becomes a threat.

[T-Bone]

Caledonia is drafting 20,000 for military service

[T-Bone]

Caledonia is drafting 20,000 for military service

1.55B on this effort. (Let's get rid of that stupid .05

[T-Bone]

Follow the leader.

Passes law: new, age-concerning headline:

Age required to vote: No-voting allowed
Age of consensual intercourse: 16
Age of marriage: 21
Age required for driving: 18
Age required for consuming legal drugs (cigarettes, alcohol): Cigarettes outlawed. Alcohol on a non-disruptive basis. Other drugs via prescription only.
Age required for joining the army: 16, in a learning role till 18 for combat.
Age required for occupying a political position: Politics? Psh.

[T-Bone]

We be rocking the mountains here in Deimoska.

[T-Bone]

Then Deimoska is not for you. Go away heathen.

[T-Bone]

As nuclear weaponry is a threat to the entire planet and not just the targets Mistotopia has in mind, if this research is continued The Caledonia Nation will have no choice but to declare war on Mistotopia.

One chance to rescind this, ball is in your court.

Mist?

[T-Bone]

I'm afraid that any sort of nuclear research is a threat to the entire planet, and thus a threat to the Caledonia Nation.

Mod: What happened to my farming and mining opperations? They disappeared.

[T-Bone]

I thought that's what I was researching?

Spend 1.5B on a permanent and consistent method of extracting Ores from the mountains

Spend 1B on a consistent and permanent method of farming.

Add 2B to the Geothermal research, and set the wheels in motion for permanent implementation of the system.

Spend 4B on a National Missile and Anti-Air Defense system.

[T-Bone]

Tell me ONE country where you get executed for ACCIDENTALLY starting a fire.

Ethernia.

[T-Bone]

Open up automatic trade to all nations except Mistotopia and Fallen Angels. Spend 1B on a Nation Trade Organization (NTO). Tax trade in and out at 15%

Income tax. Government tax 15% (20% on the Wealthy) Healthcare tax at 3% Education tax at 3% Military Tax 4% (Totalling 25% of income) Decent minimum wages for country.

Fair rates I think. Just because Caledonia is a Monarchy doesn't mean we have to be an impoverished monarchy.

[T-Bone]

That's cause Ani is a fascist with illusions of democracy

[T-Bone]

And will all the taxes it comes out to about 8 pounds per hour

[T-Bone]

Will support the University.

[T-Bone]

Aww let's just add to one of the regions and let CSL play. He's been more active then some of the players.

[T-Bone]

Good thing I'm going Geothermal.

[T-Bone]

Declare it on someone.

[T-Bone]

Yes.

Caledonia will economically support your war effort as long as it isn't against us.

[T-Bone]

Yes but Ani discriminates while hypocritically doing the same things that he discriminates against.

+Love for Kiwi

[T-Bone]

I still haven't gotten access to the QT, so it hasn't be fixed. Clearly we must make Drench the unconditional leader or else!

[T-Bone]

Take pictures of Chesskid's middle finger and point them at Castelia.

[T-Bone]

Supports Chesskid's use of his statue.

[T-Bone]

Sends paddleboat to the former Castelia to take their resources.

This might take awhile lol

[T-Bone]

Psh. The boat was unmanned

[T-Bone]

UNMANNED paddleboat

[T-Bone]

Start a propaganda campaign claiming Castelia was abducted by aliens and that we should worship our mighty alien overlords, lest the cancel the reality show that is Earth.

[T-Bone]

Sure send me PMs, whatever you want.

I'll go to the papers if I have to!

[T-Bone]

What law did CSL had that was bad?

[T-Bone]

What Fallen Angels have done is not worth going to war over, so Caledonia will not be militarily participating in that conflict, but the economic sanctions will remain in place.

[T-Bone]

In regards to recent actions, Caledonia has no choice but to declare war on Mistotopia for violating the Nuclear Weapons law.

[T-Bone]

I trust Tragedy a little more than Mist. However weaponizing the nukes I cannot agree with.

2B into Military supples
2B more into Missile Defense System

[T-Bone]

If no one had Nukes, we wouldn't need to debate what is lawful or unlawful uses.

Nuclear energy? I'm ok with. Nuclear weapons? Not so much.

[T-Bone]

Then Fallen Angels should be kicked out as you also expressed intent on warring.

Also, if Mist was worried about the Terrorism, why not spend that Nuke money on I dunno, ANTI-TERRORISM MEASURES??

[T-Bone]

Also I've accepted that damn invite multiple times and yet to receive a QT. The "U"N flounders again.

So far I've only seen Tragedy research defensive capabilities.

[T-Bone]

Also, I cannot speak for others but even if Tragedy is developing weapons, it is not in Caledonia's best interest to have conflict with fellow Deimoskans. We will continue to politically urge that money go to defense systems or that money go to other programs.

And thus, you will be destroyed before your nuke research finishes Mist. Measures are already being taken.

War time draft initiated. 10,000 more drafted. 2B added to the Military fund

[T-Bone]

It shall be fruitful CSL.

[T-Bone]

Ani does, but for different reasons

[T-Bone]

With nukes.

[T-Bone]

BLUFF.

[T-Bone]

Besides with how expensive nukes are if you were done, you'd have one. Which means 5 of us are safe.

[T-Bone]

Draft 4000 into the defense army.

I see that my research on Geothermal Energy is no longer listed, so does that mean it's done?

If so, another 3B into installing it in the infrastructure.

[T-Bone]

Ok. Pump 3B Into the next Geothermal step.

[T-Bone]

Caledonia is disappointed.

[T-Bone]

3B on Runecrafting, as it will aid in my Arcane endeavors.

1B on Implementing the Ore Extraction Rigs.

[T-Bone]

How can you back out of a war that was declared on you?

[T-Bone]

Spend 0.5B to prepare Cyanide antidotes for the Caledonia Nation.

[T-Bone]

Surrendering means you let Mer take over.

[T-Bone]

Caledonia will intervene if Mistotopia agrees to a

Peaceful

Occupation so that all WMD research can be confiscated and destroyed.

[T-Bone]

Woo! Epic war.

[T-Bone]

And if you bombard kiwi, I will bombard you!

Scramble the jets!

[T-Bone]

And if you bombard kiwi, I will bombard you!

Scramble the jets!

This was a joke by the way, I thought we were just gonna chain threaten each other into we war in circles.

Still honoring my alliance with CSL, Kiwi. Won't get into the middle of that.

Not interested in open conflict atm. Only peaceful conflict.

[T-Bone]

Looks like it.

[T-Bone]

Tsk tsk.

[T-Bone]

Who's spending their monies first?

[T-Bone]

10B on 100,000 troops. 50,000 in Army/Navy/Air Force/Marines 50,000 in Reserves/Defense

Go big or go home.

[T-Bone]

I support Draconia's efforts for Nuclear Energy. I will support you economically if you agree to share what you learned. I'm prepared to contribute 2-3b for the project.

I want to put 3b more into my Geothermic Energy endeavors.

[T-Bone]

I never bold and he usually counts it.

[T-Bone]

Yeah nuclear/atomic weaponry is a no-no, everything else is negotiable.

Let me toss 2.5B towards the collective Nuclear Energy research

[T-Bone]

Probably got to find some.

[T-Bone]

I agree with that. Research away!

[T-Bone]

SWERVE!

[T-Bone]

Just to recap the next time you edit the OP Izak...

JDGA is researching Nuclear energy 3B
Robotnick contributes 1B
T-Bone contributes 3B
Inspiratieloos contributes 1B in Uranium and research in the Mafiascum University

On that subject, I'd like to put 1B in a federal program to give students financial aid to enroll in the Great MafiaScum University and other local Caledonia schools

[T-Bone]

Lol at protests. Don't those idiots realize they're at war?

Apparently Fallen Angels wants to be invaded. Hear that Ani?

[T-Bone]

Hmm...

Lets spend 200 million to mobilize civilian rescue transports to be sent to Fallen Angels.

No sense for innocents to die.

[T-Bone]

I have missiles? Not finished. And not long ranged.

[T-Bone]

What did I do now CSL?

[T-Bone]

Am I allied with either of them? Nope? Cool, don't have to help.

Though I could have sworn I had more allies that just Chesskid. I thought I was allied to CSL, Tragedy, and Kiwi too.

Speaking of, my peace-keeping aid boat to FA? Has it arrived? I intend to rescue civilians who no longer feel safe in his country.

[T-Bone]

Yeah. I spent 10B on my awesome 100K troops. Cough it up Tragedy

[T-Bone]

Do it. Now.

Pics or it didn't happen.

[T-Bone]

Need a leader to do so. Your first born son will do

[T-Bone]

Sweet. Anti-Missile stuff is done, so lets spend...

2b to set up the Missile Defense network around the country

[T-Bone]

I did the research on my own.

[T-Bone]

It was supposed to be nuclear defense, but I had to research missile defense first, and no one has given me money to help me do anything.

All mine.

[T-Bone]

Mod, where is my Civilian Transport to Fallen Angels to evacuate displaced peoples?

[T-Bone]

Demoiska is a mountainous paradise.

[T-Bone]

Learn how to turn quartz into fuel.

[T-Bone]

Try to remember our troops don't have the ninja rule.

[T-Bone]

Well if that Staeg guy is keeping up...we have empty slots....

[T-Bone]

OH GOD A HOLOGRAM!!

IF YOU SEE ONE DO NOT APPROACH! IT COULD FLICKER AT YOU!

[T-Bone]

LOL

I wanna go steal myself a copy of the hologram thing now.

[T-Bone]

Caledonia approves of this new Staeg-like government.

[T-Bone]

People just gotta not be dicks. Give him some money let him chose how to spend it.

5B to draft 50,000 to the Caledonia military

Caledonia would highly advise anyone not attack Staeg-like until the country is out of the 3rd world.

[T-Bone]

Quick! Now people need to attack the invading countries!!!

[T-Bone]

They are gonna rape your planez

[T-Bone]

And all three wars haven't had a winner.

I demand a WINNER dammit!

[T-Bone]

Psh. Ive already announced the biological research I've been doing Kiwi (it's not weapons!!)

I really did research magic. I regret doing it...

[T-Bone]

Wait Mist has nukes?

WAR!

[T-Bone]

lol at Meransiel trying to bargain while he's losing

[T-Bone]

DAMMIT SOMEONE NEEDS TO WIN AND SOMEONE NEEDS TO LOSE!!!

[T-Bone]

Wait, who is Panzerjager?

Request prod of this secret player, Mod.

[T-Bone]

Or don't prod him, maybe I'll just attack him and take over his country. Who's with me? I'll share.

[T-Bone]

So now both Kiwi and Inspire sent that missile at you?

CONSPIRACY

[T-Bone]

Having spies in my country would be a violation of our alliance Chesskid.

[T-Bone]

He should expect his ally from the

beginning

not to shoot missiles at him.

[T-Bone]

Yeah, but can Izak crack the code to make it happen?

Does anyone object to me attacking Panzerjager? If not, than marching orders will carry out.

[T-Bone]

High five CSL.

Scramble the Jets

[T-Bone]

10B nets you 100K soldiers.

and dammit I demand a winner.

The jets are scrambled.

[T-Bone]

Send 30K troops to PanzerJager's country. Occupy said country.

[T-Bone]

He only has a defense army of 1,000. It'll be a walk in the park. I need 5-1 to win on offense right? I sent 30-1....

[T-Bone]

The saints come marching in! Oh the saints come marching in...to The Constallations!

[T-Bone]

No one needs to send troops. As you noticed, not a single civilian died, and that was because of my efforts.

Sending troops is a declaration of war against the Colonies of The Constellations. You may send humanitarian relief only.

Peacefully secure my new nation

I will decide who gets what later.

Use 1B of Constellation monies to create a boarder patrol militia from Constellation citizens. That should be a 10K militia

[T-Bone]

In case it isn't clear, I didn't take over the country to exploit it, so for those who think they will, you are sadly mistaken.

I saw that the country lacked leadership, so thus I decided that I needed to instill Caledonian leadership in this country. If Panzer (or if that Staeg guy wants a country HINT HINT) decides to come back and actively run his country, I'll let him under my watchful eye. (IF Staeg does we'll pretend I never took over)

Also, I will be changing the name of the country soon, because I hate typing Constellations. Haven't decided what I'll rename the country as yet.

[T-Bone]

Use 1B of Constellation monies to create a boarder patrol militia from Constellation citizens. That should be a 10K militia

Scratch that. 5K militia. Don't want them getting ideas.

[T-Bone]

The shortest war in history (cont.)

The

Caledonian

army - 30,000 troops - piled into

The Constallations

. It was an incredibly one-sided fight. The defense forces were small and poorly organised. Once

Caledonia

had quickl defeated almost all of those troops, the march into the capital was easy, and no civilians were killed - though one was injured after attacking a soldier with a pickaxe.

For Caledonia, 300 died.

For The Constallations, 1,000 died.

T-Bone wins the war. /war.

This begs to differ

[T-Bone]

He hasn't been modkilled

[T-Bone]

Why are we arguing about this? The war clearly happened. I clearly spent some resources and lost some soldiers.

[T-Bone]

My enemy is okay with this, but my allies are not?

I think I need to switch sides....

I'm not even taking advantage of this. You guys marching units towards the country are trying though.

[T-Bone]

It's clear.

We need more people to join.

Which is why I am looking for another player to take this country and join the game.

[T-Bone]

You should probably prod him.

I will continue to look for replacements into the game. We've only got about 5 of us actively playing. The others are semi-active and a couple are barely above prodding.

[T-Bone]

I got a country waiting for you Joe

[T-Bone]

Ani's country is a lawless mess.

[T-Bone]

I know, but you got criminals running around lol...

[T-Bone]

AUTOLYNCH: Mist

[T-Bone]

execute all criminals in country

Nope.

[T-Bone]

@Mod: That was a joke. Mass murdering my citizens is not a feasible task.

[T-Bone]

Only if you pay me to do it Ani.

[T-Bone]

Funny how mallow only shows up when money is involved. I see how it is.

[T-Bone]

I'm not gonna spend it on my country for those wondering. Not gonna be unfair like that.

[T-Bone]

Well since it's free money, I am considering the following.

Use it to do some researches, and give said researches to everyone.
Just handout some money to countries.
Put the money into a UN relief-fund.
Or (which I started doing) spend the money on the country itself and run it as a separate country for awhile.

Don't get me wrong I want world domination, but not this way.

[T-Bone]

Or I could be selfish, dunno yet.

[T-Bone]

It's a better deal. New players get 20B, you'd get 34B Joe.

And as I said, they should recall their troops or they will be fired upon by the Militia I put together in that country.

[T-Bone]

If Joe takes the spot you ain't getting a cent

[T-Bone]

Spend 1B on Civil Order in Constellations with their monies

[T-Bone]

SWERVE!

[T-Bone]

SWERVE AGAIN!

You should have PMed Izak that though if you really wanted the attack to work.

[T-Bone]

WTF JUST HAPPENED?

Welcome PI

[T-Bone]

Yeah sure it's your country.

Leave as if nothing ever happened

There's a form on the first page, you can fill it out if you want, and change the name of the country, government and such. No one will care.

[T-Bone]

Yes Tragedy. Why wouldn't I? I want players.