Popcorn Islands: Post War

Fritzler · Post Post #4 (isolation #0) » Sun Feb 12, 2006 2:00 pm

oh god

Fritzler · Post Post #6 (isolation #1) » Sun Feb 12, 2006 2:03 pm

this will be chaos

Fritzler · Post Post #8 (isolation #2) » Sun Feb 12, 2006 2:04 pm

You haven't ever been laid. You said it hurts to masterbate.

Fritzler · Post Post #10 (isolation #3) » Sun Feb 12, 2006 2:06 pm

wow, you need new insults.

Fritzler · Post Post #12 (isolation #4) » Sun Feb 12, 2006 2:08 pm

Your mom's a douchebag.

Fritzler · Post Post #14 (isolation #5) » Sun Feb 12, 2006 2:10 pm

Two men are in the doctor's office waiting to get vasectomies. A nurse
comes in and asks the men
to strip and put on their medical gowns while they wait for the
doctor.
A few minutes later she comes back, reaches under one man's gown and
begins
to give him a hand job.
Shocked, he says, "My God, what are you doing?" To which she replies,
"We
have to vacate the sperm
from your system to have a clean procedure." Not wanting to cause a
problem,
the man relaxes and enjoys it as she completes her task.
The second man watches all of this and by the time the nurse turns to
him,
he is quite ready for his turn.
To his surprise, she drops to her knees, opens her lips and begins to
give
him oral sex.
The first man says, "Hey, what is this? Why is it that I get a hand
job and
he gets oral sex?"

The nurse says, "That, sir, is the difference between an HMO Insurance
and
Blue Cross Insurance.

Fritzler · Post Post #16 (isolation #6) » Sun Feb 12, 2006 2:15 pm

i skimmed all of that

Fritzler · Post Post #19 (isolation #7) » Sun Feb 12, 2006 2:18 pm

gay batman ftw

Fritzler · Post Post #21 (isolation #8) » Sun Feb 12, 2006 2:20 pm

no shit shit basket

Fritzler · Post Post #23 (isolation #9) » Sun Feb 12, 2006 2:22 pm

Why don't we have everyone but nanook post in here once?

Fritzler · Post Post #26 (isolation #10) » Sun Feb 12, 2006 2:25 pm

damn straight
ps go post in mutiny

Fritzler · Post Post #28 (isolation #11) » Sun Feb 12, 2006 2:27 pm

what?
my calc teacher's daughter?

Fritzler · Post Post #30 (isolation #12) » Sun Feb 12, 2006 2:29 pm

which bitch are you talking about?

Fritzler · Post Post #32 (isolation #13) » Sun Feb 12, 2006 2:35 pm

well, what skirt are you talking about?

Fritzler · Post Post #34 (isolation #14) » Sun Feb 12, 2006 2:37 pm

what about kilts?
seriously what chick are you talking about?

Fritzler · Post Post #36 (isolation #15) » Sun Feb 12, 2006 2:39 pm

oh no not yet

Fritzler · Post Post #38 (isolation #16) » Sun Feb 12, 2006 2:41 pm

Fritzler · Post Post #40 (isolation #17) » Sun Feb 12, 2006 2:42 pm

scully?

Fritzler · Post Post #42 (isolation #18) » Sun Feb 12, 2006 2:44 pm

Fritzler · Post Post #44 (isolation #19) » Sun Feb 12, 2006 2:45 pm

oh

then why are you asking if you knew?

Fritzler · Post Post #46 (isolation #20) » Sun Feb 12, 2006 2:48 pm

oj was close

Fritzler · Post Post #48 (isolation #21) » Sun Feb 12, 2006 2:49 pm

you can barely see your dick from like a foot away, according to word on the street

Fritzler · Post Post #50 (isolation #22) » Sun Feb 12, 2006 2:51 pm

what i've never paid for sex b4 in my life

Fritzler · Post Post #52 (isolation #23) » Sun Feb 12, 2006 2:54 pm

nope still have all those

Fritzler · Post Post #54 (isolation #24) » Sun Feb 12, 2006 2:57 pm

pfft
you're one to talk

Fritzler · Post Post #56 (isolation #25) » Sun Feb 12, 2006 2:58 pm

riiiight

Fritzler · Post Post #58 (isolation #26) » Sun Feb 12, 2006 2:59 pm

w/e you say

Fritzler · Post Post #60 (isolation #27) » Sun Feb 12, 2006 3:02 pm

dude, if we were gay i'd totally be the butch, you'd be the bitch

Fritzler · Post Post #62 (isolation #28) » Sun Feb 12, 2006 3:04 pm

like ash?

Fritzler · Post Post #64 (isolation #29) » Sun Feb 12, 2006 3:06 pm

dude, in scumchat ash aka draygn mage was totally the bitch

Fritzler · Post Post #66 (isolation #30) » Sun Feb 12, 2006 3:09 pm

um oh

Fritzler · Post Post #68 (isolation #31) » Sun Feb 12, 2006 3:12 pm

i'd prefer naked

Fritzler · Post Post #70 (isolation #32) » Sun Feb 12, 2006 3:14 pm

you mean hot chicks?

unlike you?

Fritzler · Post Post #72 (isolation #33) » Sun Feb 12, 2006 3:15 pm

i prefer bitches

Fritzler · Post Post #75 (isolation #34) » Sun Feb 12, 2006 4:02 pm

damn straight

Fritzler · Post Post #77 (isolation #35) » Sun Feb 12, 2006 4:31 pm

you should have
really we don't need to post nanook will go and maybe ibae

Fritzler · Post Post #79 (isolation #36) » Sun Feb 12, 2006 4:39 pm

i saw gj

Fritzler · Post Post #82 (isolation #37) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:27 am

Nightfall wrote:were you dirty too?

like, in bed?

Fritzler · Post Post #85 (isolation #38) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:30 am

you double posted! rule breaker!
and fritz is never scum.

Fritzler · Post Post #92 (isolation #39) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:58 am

mos def

Fritzler · Post Post #94 (isolation #40) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:04 am

what movies is mos def going to be in?

Fritzler · Post Post #96 (isolation #41) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:07 am

black jesus goes to white castle i think, actually

Fritzler · Post Post #99 (isolation #42) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:12 am

I'm not trying to win this really, just having fun.

Fritzler · Post Post #101 (isolation #43) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:14 am

Fritzler · Post Post #103 (isolation #44) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:16 am

What about mexican ghandi? there was one of them

Fritzler · Post Post #107 (isolation #45) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:23 am

he was irish
dumbass

Fritzler · Post Post #113 (isolation #46) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:36 am

yawns

Fritzler · Post Post #115 (isolation #47) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:39 am

i'm hungry

Fritzler · Post Post #117 (isolation #48) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:41 am

swaction
who knows what that means?

Fritzler · Post Post #119 (isolation #49) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:44 am

i'll probably be with bitches
i'll let you know later

Fritzler · Post Post #121 (isolation #50) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:46 am

mos def fo sho
gj

Fritzler · Post Post #123 (isolation #51) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:54 am

heh ok

Fritzler · Post Post #125 (isolation #52) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 10:05 am

k
thx
bye

Fritzler · Post Post #127 (isolation #53) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 10:07 am

peace out dawg

Fritzler · Post Post #129 (isolation #54) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:28 am

you may show up at my house soon nightfall.

Fritzler · Post Post #133 (isolation #55) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:17 pm

Nightfall wrote:Darn it Fritz.... Im going to get you
Brian I might be here around 11am EST tommorrow...

why are you beating me?

Fritzler · Post Post #135 (isolation #56) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:20 pm

riiiiiiiiiiight

Fritzler · Post Post #139 (isolation #57) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:26 pm

AniX is ridiculous.

Fritzler · Post Post #143 (isolation #58) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:28 pm

fo sho rly

Fritzler · Post Post #147 (isolation #59) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:29 pm

Fritzler · Post Post #149 (isolation #60) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:30 pm

could you post content plz?

Fritzler · Post Post #187 (isolation #61) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 3:29 pm

THE KKK TOOK MY BABY AWAY
TOOK HER AWAY FOR THE HOLIDAY!

Fritzler · Post Post #190 (isolation #62) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:18 pm

SHE WENT AWAY FOR THE HOLIDAYS
SAID SHES GOIN TO LA
BUT SHE NEVER GOT THERE
SHE NEVER GOT THURRR THEY SAY

Fritzler · Post Post #192 (isolation #63) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:25 pm

took her away for the holidays

Fritzler · Post Post #195 (isolation #64) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:41 pm

We could. Or 4 player upick...

Fritzler · Post Post #197 (isolation #65) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:42 pm

OK: everyone send me 3 upick names. I will give you three roles, that you will cycle through.

Fritzler · Post Post #201 (isolation #66) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:50 pm

Fritzler · Post Post #207 (isolation #67) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:52 pm

i hate you all.

Fritzler · Post Post #214 (isolation #68) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:53 pm

good luck

Fritzler · Post Post #216 (isolation #69) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:54 pm

a lot

Fritzler · Post Post #219 (isolation #70) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:54 pm

I PUT MY SEED IN HER BUSH FOR LIFE

Fritzler · Post Post #222 (isolation #71) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:54 pm

ITS GONNA WORK BECAUSE IM PUSHING IT RIGHT

Fritzler · Post Post #227 (isolation #72) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:55 pm

I push my seed somewhere deep in her chest
I push it naked cuz I've taken my test
Deliver it, Mary, it don't matter the sex
I'm gon name it rock n roll

Fritzler · Post Post #230 (isolation #73) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:55 pm

yawns

Fritzler · Post Post #235 (isolation #74) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:56 pm

DOUBLE POST!

Fritzler · Post Post #237 (isolation #75) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:57 pm

I push my seed in her bush for life
It's gonna work because I'm pushin it right
If Mary dropped my baby girl tonight
I would name her rock n roll

Fritzler · Post Post #240 (isolation #76) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:57 pm

Knocked up nine months ago
And what she's fittin' to have she don't know
She wants neo soul cause hip hop is old
She don't want no rock'n roll
She want platinum, ice and gold
She want a whole lot of somethin' to fold
If you're an obstacle she'll just drop you cold
Cause one monkey don't stop the show
Little Mary's bad
In these streets she done ran
E'ry since when the heat began
I told the girl look here
Calm down I'm gonna hold your hand
To enable you to keep the plan
Because you'se quick to learn
And we can make money to burn
If you allow me the lay this game
I don't ask for much but enough to room to spread my wings
And a world fittin to know my name, just listen to me

Fritzler · Post Post #243 (isolation #77) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:57 pm

NOT REALLY

Fritzler · Post Post #245 (isolation #78) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:01 pm

that was probably our fault

Fritzler · Post Post #248 (isolation #79) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:02 pm

lolzorz

Fritzler · Post Post #266 (isolation #80) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:05 pm

Fritzler · Post Post #271 (isolation #81) » Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:06 pm

i'm out
peace dawg

Fritzler · Post Post #492 (isolation #82) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 4:04 am

Damn i have some catching up to do.

Fritzler · Post Post #501 (isolation #83) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:07 am

what..out?

Fritzler · Post Post #503 (isolation #84) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:09 am

shanequa please

Fritzler · Post Post #505 (isolation #85) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:10 am

he calls me it but im not don't ask

Fritzler · Post Post #507 (isolation #86) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:11 am

mos def

Fritzler · Post Post #509 (isolation #87) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:12 am

probably not

Fritzler · Post Post #511 (isolation #88) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:12 am

Fritzler · Post Post #513 (isolation #89) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:13 am

Fritzler · Post Post #515 (isolation #90) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:13 am

good
and u?

Fritzler · Post Post #517 (isolation #91) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:14 am

i don't i refresh then use quick reply

Fritzler · Post Post #519 (isolation #92) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:14 am

Fritzler · Post Post #521 (isolation #93) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:15 am

yawns

Fritzler · Post Post #524 (isolation #94) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:15 am

man im a work i dom't how long i can do this

Fritzler · Post Post #526 (isolation #95) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:16 am

a little

Fritzler · Post Post #529 (isolation #96) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:17 am

2:30?
k i can do it non stop till then

Fritzler · Post Post #531 (isolation #97) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:18 am

man you should see me and anix we do it over AIM

Fritzler · Post Post #533 (isolation #98) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:18 am

ROCK SHOW!

Fritzler · Post Post #535 (isolation #99) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:18 am

A BIG GIGANTIC COCK SHOW!

Fritzler · Post Post #537 (isolation #100) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:19 am

YOU CAME TO SEE IT ALL!

Fritzler · Post Post #539 (isolation #101) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:19 am

that was iggy pop and yes

Fritzler · Post Post #542 (isolation #102) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:20 am

mos def

Fritzler · Post Post #544 (isolation #103) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:20 am

Fritzler · Post Post #547 (isolation #104) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:21 am

sorry

Fritzler · Post Post #549 (isolation #105) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:22 am

sorry
i got a phone call from this bitch

Fritzler · Post Post #551 (isolation #106) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:22 am

and here i didn't see it go to the next page

Fritzler · Post Post #553 (isolation #107) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:23 am

right o

Fritzler · Post Post #555 (isolation #108) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:23 am

give it to me baby

Fritzler · Post Post #557 (isolation #109) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:24 am

honeywell

Fritzler · Post Post #559 (isolation #110) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:24 am

uh huh uh huh

Fritzler · Post Post #561 (isolation #111) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:25 am

uno dos tres, quatro sinco sinco seis

Fritzler · Post Post #563 (isolation #112) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:25 am

its an engineering firm

Fritzler · Post Post #565 (isolation #113) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:26 am

al gore used to own us and invent the internet through honeywell

Fritzler · Post Post #567 (isolation #114) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:26 am

LyingBrian wrote:188

you used sinco 2x... BTW!

I know its part of the song dummy

Fritzler · Post Post #569 (isolation #115) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:26 am

mos def your bad

Fritzler · Post Post #571 (isolation #116) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:27 am

pretty fly for a white guy

Fritzler · Post Post #573 (isolation #117) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:27 am

not any would suffice

Fritzler · Post Post #575 (isolation #118) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:28 am

must be-

Fritzler · Post Post #578 (isolation #119) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:29 am

cruisin down the streets he sees homies as he pass

Fritzler · Post Post #580 (isolation #120) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:29 am

but if he looks twice they're gonna kick his lil ass

Fritzler · Post Post #582 (isolation #121) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:30 am

you better

Fritzler · Post Post #584 (isolation #122) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:30 am

rabbis are always fly

Fritzler · Post Post #586 (isolation #123) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:31 am

o rly?

Fritzler · Post Post #588 (isolation #124) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:31 am

i considered not posting

Fritzler · Post Post #590 (isolation #125) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:31 am

Fritzler · Post Post #592 (isolation #126) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:33 am

Fritzler · Post Post #594 (isolation #127) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:33 am

meh i'll probably have to do this with aniX

Fritzler · Post Post #596 (isolation #128) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:34 am

yea i do i just want to get the last word in

Fritzler · Post Post #598 (isolation #129) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:35 am

thanks

Fritzler · Post Post #600 (isolation #130) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:36 am

Fritzler · Post Post #603 (isolation #131) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:56 am

lol
n00b

Fritzler · Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:03 am

I'm not getting laid today, actually.

Fritzler · Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:15 am

Well not laid, but I'm getting head right now, this freshmen chick i was lecturing last night is under my desk in my cubicle.

Fritzler · Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:57 am

You know what the best part of being in love is?

Fritzler · Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:01 am

All the oral sex.
By far the best part.

Fritzler · Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:03 am

dude i wish i was in canada

Fritzler · Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:14 am

And hte hockey. I think i may be skipping school tomorrow to watch them own italy.

Fritzler · Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:30 am

no joke.

Fritzler · Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:06 pm

damn so i own you when i'm cop and you're scum or town
when im scum and you're cop i own you
sweet

Fritzler · Post Post #623 (isolation #140) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 3:30 pm

We know.

Fritzler · Post Post #625 (isolation #141) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 4:02 pm

Fritzler · Post Post #627 (isolation #142) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 4:08 pm

im hungry

Fritzler · Post Post #629 (isolation #143) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 4:17 pm

god something really awkward just happened in my family

Fritzler · Post Post #632 (isolation #144) » Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:07 am

what is it?

Fritzler · Post Post #636 (isolation #145) » Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:38 am

he killed a guy

Fritzler · Post Post #639 (isolation #146) » Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:51 am

AniX wrote:Citibank is a front for the Jesus Mafia. "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. But let he who is a fucking hitman fire the first bullet, motherfucker."

w/e

Fritzler · Post Post #641 (isolation #147) » Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:42 am

ok...

Fritzler · Wed Feb 15, 2006 10:38 am

oh
riiiiight

Fritzler · Wed Feb 15, 2006 10:51 am

Fritzler · Wed Feb 15, 2006 11:13 am

I donate other people's blood w/ a knife and a bucket.

Fritzler · Wed Feb 15, 2006 11:35 am

dude im hungry

Fritzler · Post Post #655 (isolation #152) » Wed Feb 15, 2006 2:27 pm

damn i want food

Fritzler · Post Post #657 (isolation #153) » Wed Feb 15, 2006 2:33 pm

meh
she don't taste that good

Fritzler · Post Post #659 (isolation #154) » Wed Feb 15, 2006 2:45 pm

yea
dude i don't teabag the ladies
i potatoe sack them

Fritzler · Post Post #661 (isolation #155) » Wed Feb 15, 2006 2:49 pm

DAMN!
THAT SHIT IS WHACK!

Fritzler · Post Post #663 (isolation #156) » Wed Feb 15, 2006 3:04 pm

Yea I'm gonna be th etoken black guy that just says damn, that's whack, and shit.

Fritzler · Post Post #665 (isolation #157) » Wed Feb 15, 2006 3:07 pm

you're right, i just randomly vote/vig, that's about all i do...

Fritzler · Post Post #667 (isolation #158) » Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:33 pm

its not, thats why im a token

Fritzler · Post Post #669 (isolation #159) » Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:41 pm

g'night

Fritzler · Post Post #675 (isolation #160) » Thu Feb 16, 2006 4:59 am

So I've thought about the internet.

Worst part: lots of sexual preds
Best Part: lots of sexual prey

Fritzler · Post Post #677 (isolation #161) » Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:33 am

well im saying they're predators for me and prey for me. Im in the middle of the food chain. Maybe a little higher than the middle.

Fritzler · Post Post #679 (isolation #162) » Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:48 am

OK, so my brother wants to get a tattoo on his ass that says for exit only.

Fritzler · Post Post #682 (isolation #163) » Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:01 am

Im hungry.

Fritzler · Post Post #685 (isolation #164) » Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:49 am

me too, i think im going to a chinese buffet now

Fritzler · Post Post #691 (isolation #165) » Thu Feb 16, 2006 8:54 am

984+69849646354685.356

Fritzler · Thu Feb 16, 2006 12:11 pm

boing

Fritzler · Post Post #696 (isolation #167) » Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:58 pm

946514684

Fritzler · Post Post #700 (isolation #168) » Fri Feb 17, 2006 3:03 am

ditto, lb wins we think

Fritzler · Post Post #703 (isolation #169) » Fri Feb 17, 2006 8:33 am

no joke

Fritzler · Sat Feb 18, 2006 12:31 pm

They call me Fritz "Bitches" Ler.

Fritzler · Post Post #719 (isolation #171) » Sun Feb 19, 2006 5:36 am

Bitches taste good.