Survivor: Summertime (The End!)

[kloud1516]

I encourage any Newbie considering trying Survivor to try this one. Public games are easier to start in, as you connect more with actual users, and you'll probably learn a lot more than you would just getting thrown out there. Plus, the mods are awesome. <3

I agree with this wholeheartedly.

[kloud1516]

Blastoide, why have you not signed up yet.

You could set an example of sexyness

Seconded.

[kloud1516]

Blastoide, why have you not signed up yet.

You could set an example of sexyness

Seconded.

Why have you not signed up yet?

I. Uh. Hm?

[kloud1516]

Ipecac brownies do wonders.

[kloud1516]

Ewwwww

Don't knock 'em till you've tried 'em! I hear they make your stomach quite tingly.

[kloud1516]

Kloud, very nice Ledian.

Thanks, SK!

[kloud1516]

I almost forgot: Hello, everyone, and good luck! Looks like we're in for a crazy summer.

[kloud1516]

Yeah, good work Blue. =]

[kloud1516]

See?

[kloud1516]

Not likely to do a confessional, but non-players can feel free to IM me for interrogation.

This.

[kloud1516]

Uncensored Explanation - 1:14

Censored Explanation

[kloud1516]

[kloud1516]

SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE.

[kloud1516]

STOP TRYING TO MAKE DEAT HAPPEN. IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN!

Yesss.

[kloud1516]

Most Feared

animorpherv1
orcinus_theoriginal

Least Feared

[kloud1516]

JDGA is more feared than Snakes and less feared than kloud1516.

[kloud1516]

kloud claims serum

[kloud1516]

? An hour hasn't passed yet ?

[kloud1516]

kloud claims the word airers

[kloud1516]

kloud claims the word airers

Just in case.

[kloud1516]

This might be the lack of sleep taking its toll, but could someone clarify:

Do we need to wait an hour as it says in the original description, or can we post soon as a new X:16 hits?

[kloud1516]

kloud claims the word vivas

[kloud1516]

kloud claims the word vivas

Again, just in case.

[kloud1516]

kloud claims the word viva

[kloud1516]

kloud claims the word viva

Confirming x2

[kloud1516]

kloud claims the word sire

[kloud1516]

kloud claims the word sire

Just in case, etc.

[kloud1516]

kloud claims the word ire

[kloud1516]

kloud claims the word ire

Same drill. Just in case.

[kloud1516]

Kublai Khan claims the word viva

kloud claims the word viva

Already claimed.

[kloud1516]

kloud claims the word use

[kloud1516]

kloud claims the word sis

[kloud1516]

kloud claims the word use

Re-posting just in case.

[kloud1516]

kloud claims the word ERS

[kloud1516]

kloud claims the word sris

[kloud1516]

Candillan claims the word "Vum".

Ooh nice one.

[kloud1516]

kloud claims the word mus

Frat it up.

[kloud1516]

*witty whaaaaaat*

[kloud1516]

Well I really like my team and I don't want them to go :c

<3

[kloud1516]

Marquis vs. Candillan, two former allies, are now adversaries fighting for immunity! Who will win out, and who will bear the taxing burden of the beach at Tribal Council? Stay tuned.

[kloud1516]

Holy shit candi you are a hero

I want you right now

So bad

So much sand. So so much sand.

[kloud1516]

/SIGH/

Vote: Lord Mhork

Nothing but respect, sir. Sorry.

[kloud1516]

If it wasn't obvious, eliminated players shall not communicate with players on matters of the game.

[kloud1516]

Previous post aside, the tribe(s)

will

miss you.

[kloud1516]

Yeah, no. Don't put me down for cardio.

[kloud1516]

Welp

[kloud1516]

[kloud] claims the [green] ball!

[kloud1516]

kloud dodges ani's tackle

#swerve.

[kloud1516]

I'm sorry =S I'll refrain from using GIFs.

[kloud1516]

You know, I was trying to remember the name of that singer Rihanna used to date. Then it hit me.

[kloud1516]

kloud dodges ani's tackle

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[kloud1516]

P.S. Ani: I've been on the Orange beach. I know where you sleep.

[kloud1516]

LEGGO MY EGGO.

[kloud1516]

kloud dodges CC's tackle

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Uhhh . . .

[kloud1516]

kloud passes the green ball to orc

[kloud1516]

=P

[kloud1516]

Sleep? What is sleep?

I wish I knew haha

[kloud1516]

kloud tackles Snakes in want of his blue ball.

[kloud1516]

Bonding over balls. Works every time!

[kloud1516]

kloud dodges Cephrir's tackle

[kloud1516]

/Helps Cephrir off his face!/

[kloud1516]

These balls are wearing me out.

[kloud1516]

kloud dodges JDGA's tackle

[kloud1516]

Wait . . . there were secret color values? *Presses Inception button*

[kloud1516]

So tl;dr red is lolworthless, you guys are

never

getting your hands on yellow, and ani is terrible at picking out targets.

[kloud1516]

Yes, I believe the correct form would be:

JDGA volleys the spiked ball at TS in want of bodily harm.

[kloud1516]

kloud tackles Marquis in want of his red ball

[kloud1516]

xof! I told you not to show family photos in thread =P

[kloud1516]

xof! I told you not to show family photos in thread =P

Shit, sorry! ;~;
Can you ever forgive me?

Okay, you talked me into it.

[kloud1516]

Ani, I'm sure Marquis will give you the red ball. Let him enjoy his brother's birthday.

[kloud1516]

Candi doesn't have the orange ball.

[kloud1516]

Snakes catches the apple and eats it

Praise be to Aragorn. (;

[kloud1516]

Oh look. Balls are flying once more.

[kloud1516]

Orcinus I swear

tick tock tick tock I hope you realise the outcome of the challenge literally comes down to whether or not orc shows up within four minutes right

The irony of it all is he posted on Skype seconds before Ceph made the tackle.

[kloud1516]

>pikavhu

It's, like, slang. From England.

[kloud1516]

This will be my post-challenge photo. Sleep deprivation kills, kids.

PEDIT: The GIF was bigger than I thought,

but then again so were the balls

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[kloud1516]

Don't listen to the haters girl you do yo thang <3

Please excuse CC. His ball is too blue to function. =P

[kloud1516]

Goodnight, Candi.

[kloud1516]

SMASHING

[kloud1516]

Vhu?

[kloud1516]

kloud bids 100 sand dollars on Lot 5 !

[kloud1516]

What is this Legendary Box of which you all speak? I have no knowledge of this contraption.

[kloud1516]

I will open my box as well. -Cringe-

[kloud1516]

I think King Candy sounds better.

You don't want him popping back up, my little rice cake.

[kloud1516]

Obligatory "HE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE" post

[kloud1516]

I want you to sketch me like one of your French girls.

[kloud1516]

Ani's having a stroke. OF GENIUS.

[kloud1516]

[kloud1516]

No TC questions? ;-;

I have one:

01. So you agree: You think you're really pretty?

[kloud1516]

[kloud1516]

I would like to compete. (:

[kloud1516]

(But would you like the challenge to be reset?)

Sorry, I thought it was a question of whether I'd like to reset and compete or sit out the challenge. If I can enter the challenge without resetting the previous dice rolls then I'll do that.

[kloud1516]

I choose, uh, cephrir as my opponent!

Original Roll String: 1d8

1 8-Sided Dice: (7) = 7

[kloud1516]

*Squints* Hm.

I think I am less useless than cephrir (?)

[kloud1516]

Sorry for taking so long. I've been a bit distracted the past few hours.

Pass

[kloud1516]

Not sure if I need to do this since there are only two people left, but:

I challenge CuddlyCaucasian!

Original Roll String: 1d8

1 8-Sided Dice: (4) = 4

[kloud1516]

Hm.

I am less summery than CuddlyCaucasian.

[kloud1516]

. . . So a tie in the final round doesn't go to the person on deck? =S

[kloud1516]

Original Roll String: 1d8

1 8-Sided Dice: (3) = 3

[kloud1516]

I will guess that I am

I am less useless than CC

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You're right, CC, these can make you sound pretentious.

[kloud1516]

Vote: animorpherv1

Stay summery. <3

[kloud1516]

Yeah, because otherwise you start walking a dangerous line with "Survivor: Allergy Time," and that won't be pretty for any of us.

[kloud1516]

Vote: Candillan

[kloud1516]

Whoops . . .

[kloud1516]

Vote: JDGA

[kloud1516]

Not sure if this will have any effect on the Tribal Council:

@LLD I think I'm leaving MS, I've been extremely stressed out lately and these games only put more of that on my shoulders. I just don't find them fun anymore, it feels like a job. I'm extremely sorry, but I need to put my own sanity before everything else.

But in the event that things are continuing as scheduled,

Vote: CuddlyCaucasian

[kloud1516]

And now?

GIF INTERMISSION!

[kloud1516]

Happy birthday TS!

Have your cake and . . .

[kloud1516]

Man + Man marriage?

[kloud1516]

[kloud1516]

I had composed an intricate address made mostly of GIFs, but I think I'll let the comedic kloud take a seat. Instead, I would like to start by first congratulating both Cephrir and TS on making it to the Final 2.

Well, I guess the difficult part of this message is now out of the way. Moderators, spectators, and jurors: Get out your library cards because reading is fundamental.

TS:

If you were to win this game and walk away with the million-dollar prize, I think you should invest in a fragrance line. It might help mask the obscene amount of BS that has taken up the last page or two of this game. Here, I even have a name suggestion for you:

I think your Opening Statement and responses to the jury thus far are pretty indicative of how you played this game: in the dark and grasping for straws. To say you were a director in any regard is an insult to the players that time and again lined up the votes to keep you safe before you even realized you were in the crosshairs. This applies to:

• • Round 01
  • Round 02
  • Round 05
  • Round 06 (Though we didn't attend TC)
  • Round 07
  • Round 09
  • Round 11

Since we are allowed to engage in discussion if it pertains to these messages, I would be more than happy to elaborate on any of the provided rounds so that jurors have a better understanding of how this game proceeded.

On the topic of my disloyalty, I will say this: I was not a saint this game--I have admitted that in private conversations and now in public--but your name was brought up in the Final Five for the following reasons:

• 01.
  You admitted that you weren't sure who you'd want to keep in the F4 between Snakes and Ceph. This suggested you had at least entertained the idea of voting out Snakes, which concerned me.
  
  02.
  When I approached Snakes with my concerns, he informed me that you had said the same to him, but had put my name in there instead of his own. It was then and ONLY then that I voiced any plan to vote you out, and that was also as a last resort in the event Cephrir won the F4 immunity.
  
  03.
  To conclude, you were again fed information -- misleading information for that matter -- and ran win it. Between the two of us that round, one of us voting for CC while the other used his double vote to eliminate the player that had kept him safe for about two months. Consider yourself lucky that I made a miscalculation and assumed CC was removing himself from the game, because I had a plan that would have turned things on their head.

Cephrir:

TS is (partially) correct on one thing: I saw you as a fierce competitor, and knew that if you made it to the end you would have a legitimate case to make for your winning this game. Not only that, but I wanted you out because you were so close to TS -- something that Snakes and JDGA can both attest to. You are not in this position because TS "deflected" votes away from you. Last time I checked, TS was not an immunity necklace. No, you are here because you fought your way to the Final Two.

To conclude, I might have entered this game as a Favorite, but I am first and foremost a fan of Survivor. I do not intend to be a bitter juror. Simply put, one of you played a strong game, and then one of you is TS. Good luck to the both of you.

[kloud1516]

I do not see how I played in the dark at all. When a good proportion of the playerlist tell me everything that ends up happening I hardly call that the dark. No-one needed to tell me any of the times I was being considered for voting and they could have just let me be another TC fodder. But evidently I wouldn't let that happen and my connections saw me through to the end. Snakes and yourself could have ejected me, or even at the Orc TC or any other between then and F3 if I ever was truly in the dark.

You're right. I never needed to tell you, nor did I ever have to line up votes to keep you safe (much to the chagrin of Klick, xof, orc and ani). People kept you in the game because (1) you were a number in our corner and (2) I made other people look like bigger threats so you didn't take heat. To sit here and say you orchestrated all of that is amusing at best.

Even if it was only a possibility in your F5 plan, I don't see why you make out like I'm foolish for going with the info I got and decided to work with. It would be far more myopic to just ignore it. Snakes, Ceph, CC and you were all my allies at F5 and you couldn't all go to the end with me. Yes you left at that point but realise that word travels fast in these games and you evidently weren't as close to Snakes as I was (and you say my game is bad. Snakes and Ceph were my allies all the way.) I know Ceph would have voted you too had I asked him to.

Right, because me telling Snakes, "Oh, well TS considered voting for you next round and I might as well," would have been a great idea. If CC had gone and we had been in F4 with ceph winning immunity I don't think telling Snakes that he'd be my target would have flown. I don't take umbrage with you voting me. It was a game move that you and the others needed to make. What does irritate me is the fact that you're so reticent to play the "I've been loyal the entire game, bonus points plz" when no one besides maybe Candillan and Marquis can say they were wholly loyal to anyone. The fact that you even considered Snakes speaks to that, regardless of the outcome that followed.

And sorry, but Snakes kept you because he expected to obliterate you in an F2. You can rebut this all you want, but the truth will come out--it always does. I don't doubt Ceph would have voted me either, but he would have had every right to considering I made no attempt to hide that I thought he was a threat.

I can't be bothered to use your clichéd smear terms "I find it insulting" and all the rest back at you because it's just needlessly antagonistic and your final statement shows you have already made your mind up. I think you may be more suited to that fragrance line than myself.

You say you aren't a bitter juror as though that means everything before isn't bitter at all. I mean you didn't even ask a question just a bile waterfall. In fact you didn't ask Ceph a question either.

You may only make one

question

to each finalist[/align]

Get out your library cards because reading is fundamental.

Deliciously over your head

Not sure you understood the reference, but it was obscure so that's fine.

Your game in a nutshell. Feel free to scribble over the history books as though I was "carried" like I was suppose to play this game without allies and win every TC sword in hand in a barefist combat but I couldn't care less what you have to say right now

A couple of things:

01. I received permission from Shii to submit the message I posted. If I felt I needed more clarification about either of your games I would have asked.

02. Needlessly antagonistic? I am both calling attention to what I feel are serious inaccuracies between what actually happened this game and what you perceived to happen. From my perspective, the Jury phase is meant to gauge how finalists respond to comments both benign and heated. Working under the pressure and/or in stressful situations is the name of the game, dear TS. How you respond to it is equally telling.

[kloud1516]

fwiw I never was considering booting Snakes, that was only in the scenario where you were actually not lying to me from day 1. In which case there would be an equal claim upon first glance.

Yet you claimed I flipped on you? No, until F5 I was transparent with you to a fault. Time and again I took out people because they brought your name up, which put me at risk because I was blatantly pushing for your safety. Like I said in my first post, I was not an angel, but I left this game doing right by you. That is where our paths converge. To sit in the F2 and base a secondary argument on the fact that you "remained loyal to those who were loyal to you" -- on a lie -- begged for jury rebuttal.

I can't speak for the other jurors, but I'm not contesting your merit on the grounds that you weren't omniscient. I am not weighing options personally either. Beyond the confines of this game I still think both you and Ceph are wonderful people. I am looking at gameplay. Your argument that you "directed" actions in this game was a lofty one to make, and I admire the tact. But given the fact that you are speaking to a jury comprised of Summertime's playmakers, I unfortunately think that your contention isn't holding up.

With that, I will shut up so that you both may enjoy the FTC.