Rumble 10: Magic Melee - Winner Declared!

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/in

really looking forward to this!

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We will be shooting in the dark for the first few turns - then we will get an idea of what powers different wizards have.

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I'll be away for a few days, I've instructed the mod to defend me 100% and use whatever defensive power I have while I'm gone. I should be back sometime next week.

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I only have defensive spells.

Grek, are you serious ? Why ?

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STOOFER! GUARDIAN! Send your damn actions!

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU INFIDEL

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Anyone attacked Stoofer besides me ?

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I would much rather the mod rolls the dice...unless what Stoofer did was just a demonstration ?

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"Curse (Was Discarded)"? What's the point of curse if it can be discarded?

QFT

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And yeah, roll the dice.

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NICE!!! WIZARDCAT, YOU ROCK!

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64 damage to Stoofer!

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Arse.

I feel your pain.

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You wouldn't have gotten far without my 70 though

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What ? He has 3 energy.

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Does he control the imps after death ?

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Arse.

I feel your pain.

But do you feel my bitterness? The Power states "When you take damage

you

may flip a coin". Not "When you take damage

the Mod

may flip a coin". You had no valid reason for objecting to my dice roles except that they had come up OK for me. (They could have been a lot better.)

Hey sorry man. Its just that its easy to see if someone is cheating or not in RL. I know that you wouldn't cheat, but we really can't have exceptions, you know ? Jeep himself said that the dice could be tampered with.

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and you guys are complete assholes for telling stoofer to reroll.

I know beyond a shadow of a doubt that he did not "cheat" with his dice in any way.

The idea of Stoofer actually trying to somehow hack the dice for a "game" is utterly ludicrious in my opinion.

I'd be VERY surprised if the people who are complaining about stoofer's dice rolls would be complaining if they had come up poorly for him, so I think it's completely ludicrious that the mod would reroll because I certainly don't think a reroll would've been requested by any of you if Stoofer's original dice rolls had really screwed him over.

Nobody said he would cheat, but everyone should play by the same rules. It is only fair that the mod rolls all our dices, since they can be tampered with, as Jeep said.

I think all dices should be rolled by the mod,

no matter what

. I don't need you to believe me, but I would have asked for a reroll had he had poor dice as well.

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Your wrong, I would have asked for a re-roll had he died because I am oblivious to the internets and the mish mash forum. Seriously, I would have asked for a re-roll.

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Pooky, there is no reason to be angry because

1) It is only natural that the mod rolls the dice, at least in my mind, and I would have asked him to re-roll regardless. For the record, there was only me and Guardian who asked for a re-roll.

2) There is a 0% chance that Stoofer is not going to get revived this turn. 0%.

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Shall we take a vote for which set of dice rolls will be used? =>_>=

In other news:

For the record, when I sent in the spell Necromancy, I intended that the controller could only have one zombie of each player, but looking back at the wording, it could be used to create multiple zombies per player. I will be playing the spell as I originally intended (one zombie at a time for each dead player). Could you please inform the rest of the players of this without naming me as the spell's controller?

Holy shit. We should obvobv gang up on whoever that uses this ability.

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I am going to defend until someone revives Stoofer, then I'm going to go all-out against him.

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Maz Medias, send in your choices, gooo

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screw that, why don't you kill someone ?

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the Apprentices fight on and can win the game for the master.

How awesome lol

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Wow we gangbanged the hell out of Pooky last night.

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Looks like The Greg has mustered quite the army with coolbot and Stoofer, both at 40 hp and a golem on top of that. Quite the challenge. Pooky, it looks like you can no longer deal Guardian any damage...are you going to ally with The Greg or what now ?

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You win with The Greg, so the golem wins with The Greg.

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Oh...so your golem is your sidekick's enemy ?

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Yeah I meant your golem is Greg's sidekick's enemy. Basically your golem is going to kill your zombified version. Right ?

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Not at all, mccoyn. He will be very easy to kill since we will be dealing huge 50 damages by that time, not mere 10dmg. Right now, let me remind you that even if we kill Guardian, he can be resurrected by The Greg, which would make it near impossible to destroy Greg.

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Seeing as I'm rather impatient, I'll start it now instead of waiting until CoolBot's progresses. Here are the rules and the theme of this game is magic. Heroes are renamed Sorcerors, Powers are renamed Spells, and Sidekicks are renamed Apprentices.

Also, for this game, I'll be adding something that has not been utilized before on Mafiascum. After the auction, the results will not be revealed, so you will not know who knows what spells until they cast them. Similarly, you will not know which player an Apprentice takes orders from. In addition, there will be no communication outside of the thread.

[mrow]Players [col]Sorceror [col]Spells [col]Sent? [col]Energy Guardian [col]Guardian [col]Levitation [col]No [col]63 Maz Medias [col]Katul Ghoultwister [col]? [col]N/A [col]

0

Grek [col]Oboe the Musicalish [col]

Curse

[col]N/A [col]

0

pulsewidth [col]Ordinarus Mundanus [col]? [col]No [col]100

The Greg

[col]? [col]Necromancy,

Necromancer

[col]No [col]28 [col]

Zombie Mr Stoofer

[col]Scrying, Mutable Armor [col] [col]40 [col]

Zombie CoolBot

[col]Golem [col] [col]40 CoolBot [col]GOB, Master Illusionist [col]Golem [col]No [col]

0

[col]Golem [col]? [col] [col]15 Albert B. Rampage [col]Rampage [col]Double Vision [col]No [col]80 mccoyn [col]Dracula [col]Ray of the Parasite, Harmonic Casting [col]No [col]6 Sudo_Nym [col]Nom De Plume [col]? [col]No [col]75 Mr Stoofer [col]? [col]Mutable Armor, Scrying [col]N/A [col]

0

PookyTheMagicalBear [col]? [col]Summon Imp [col]Yes [col]

0

[col]Imp 1 [col] [col] [col]

0

[col]Imp 2 [col] [col] [col]5 [col]Imp 3 [col] [col] [col]

0

[col]Imp 4 [col] [col] [col]5 [col]Imp 5 [col] [col] [col]5 [col]Imp 6 [col] [col] [col]

0

Look at this man, The Greg's humengous army is going to wipe us out.

Do you remember the luck we had in killing Stoofer ? How hard that was ?

Do you know how many powerful spells Coolbot and Stoofer have ?

Dude I'm telling you, he's going to dominate the game if we don't all act together.

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I am going to deal 30 damage to The Greg and defend with rest. Guardian, who are you taking down ?

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Why won't he be able to defend himself ?

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K cool, I'm going after Zombie Coolbot with 35. Yo Coolbot, wanna put your 15 energy golem to good use ? Time for some zombie ass-kicking.

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Also, The Greg has to decide if he wants to use mutable armor or not.

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If there are no objections, I'm going to wipe Pooky this turn.

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lol...can somebody use bookworms on raise dead so Maz Medias doesn't ressurect Coolbot, which will ressurect everyone into his zombie minion ?

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Mod: What happens when a Zombie gets an apprentice ?

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First off, can anyone bookworm raise dead ?

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Greg can't raise himself from the dead if you bookworm raise dead. Why not cut the source directly ?

Don't you see Maz raising Greg, Maz dying, Greg necromances Maz, Maz necromances Greg, in an evil vicious circle that will annihilate us.

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Greg is useless raised from the dead -- if he self raises from dead, I will burn necromancy, and he will just be a lump, and we'll have only mr stoofer zombie to best.

Makes sense, right? I think?

If you stop raise dead now, Maz will be nothing more than a lump. Greg will never be resurrected, and we are free from all resurrection spells.

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Does Bookworm resolve immediately, or at the end of the round like other powers?

Immediately. It reads "at any time during the game".

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Some people can randomly attack Golem.

You mean The Greg's, not mine, right?

[qutoe="Albert B. Rampage"]irst off, can anyone bookworm raise dead ?

I would if I could. I fear The Greg may have it.[/quote]

Guardian has it. Do you agree with me that Bookworming raising dead is a better move ?

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Guardian, um, can you see how booking raising dead is a good move yet ?

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Hmmm your right, Guardian. If his golem got Necromancy, we should book necro right now, and kill Maz. Can you book necro right away ?

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Coolbot, care to share what your golem has ?

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Alright I can go with Guardian's original plan if he destroys necro now.

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Greg can use necromancy this turn with his golem.

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Don't you have scrying ?

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Guardian killed mutable armor ?

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lol. that was so rigged.

Maz, I'm sorry, but I'm probably nixing raise dead. It is just too cyclical/powered in these circumstances.

I fear greg still, and sudo.

Wow. Dude you're a moron, no offense. You realize you could've offed raised dead

before

he used it, right ?

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Then I'm the idiot. Will someone explain this to me lol

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Who has Plauge, or plague, btw ?

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At any time, clearly indicated by the title. WORMS, BITCH!!!

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What ? I love Sudo.

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Zombie Maz Medias 25
Greg Golem 30
Zombie Stoofer 10 with mutable armor
Maz Medias 50

Greg, you are pretty much invincible, with 115 energy total, all of Maz's and Stoofer's spells. Is survival really a realistic objective for you ? I think conquering the world would be a better use of your assets.

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There's basically just me Maz pulse and Guardian. Pooky is already after us.

I think you have this game locked up. Oh, and who the hell has plague ? And can someone explain to me what the fire spell does ?

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WTF MASS PROD NOW

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MAZ