Apprentice Applicants

[gslamm]

Name:

Sgt. Rush

Gender:

Macho-man

Age:

35

Education:

Basic, AIT, Q, Jump School, ...

Current Job:

Liberating the oppressed

Major Career Accomplishments:

~Jerks a thumb at his chest~

See them ribbons and medals son? Each one says I mean business... and business is good, if you gets my meanin'. Now drop and give me 20!

[gslamm]

Thats the spirit. Believe this: 20 is just warming up! Before I get you dandilions in shape your arms 'll be smokin'