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Who would you rather work for?

Poll ended at Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:17 pm

Donald Trump
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Post Post #650 (ISO) » Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:18 am

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Task 12


One other thing I didn't tell you. I also tasked Shanba with picking two teams of 2 for the penultimate task. The losing team's members will both be fired.

Anywho, your final task will consist of 5 portions, that must all be completed in 24 hours. The team that wins the most criteria of those 5 will win.

Final 4, please post your availabilities (no parts will need to be done live, but you should probably have some free time) for the next week or so.
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Post Post #651 (ISO) » Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:03 am

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3 to 5 GMT tomorrow will be the best time as I will be on a train with nothing to do. Then randomly after that. (will be frequent though)
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Post Post #652 (ISO) » Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:04 am

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wont be on Saturday bar those two hours.
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Post Post #653 (ISO) » Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:17 am

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The challenge will be over a 24 hour period. You can work on it as much as you want during that period.
:sadtorch Ken Hoang, A.D/Fuzzie, Cameron Ferris, Taj Johnson-George, Annie Duke, Patti Blagojevich, Maria/Tiffany :sadtorch
:torch Tammy/Victor, Dan/Jordan
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Post Post #654 (ISO) » Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:22 am

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OK AFTER sATURDAY
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Post Post #655 (ISO) » Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:07 pm

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Monday after 7 PM - 1 PM Wednesday
Wednesday after 7 PM - 1 PM Friday

EST, That's about it.
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ffxiv/speedrunning sometimes/other things?
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Post Post #656 (ISO) » Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:13 pm

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What are the teams? Also in other news, Im having profiteroles for breakfast tomorrow.
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Post Post #657 (ISO) » Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:26 pm

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My schedule is unpredictable, but I'll try to meet my partner at their best time.
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Post Post #658 (ISO) » Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:27 pm

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Eh...I'm here most all week. can't really do much..
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Post Post #659 (ISO) » Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:04 pm

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The task will start sometime Monday evening. Most likely after 7PM EDT, but since it runs for 24 hours, it also might start before.
:sadtorch Ken Hoang, A.D/Fuzzie, Cameron Ferris, Taj Johnson-George, Annie Duke, Patti Blagojevich, Maria/Tiffany :sadtorch
:torch Tammy/Victor, Dan/Jordan
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Post Post #660 (ISO) » Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:11 pm

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*twiddles thumbs awaiting the start*
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Post Post #661 (ISO) » Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:53 pm

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! Team

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Porochaz

+ Team

JDodge
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This task is made up of 5 portions.

For the first one, I will survey the public: http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/1746292/
For each vote your team receives, you will receive 3 points. For each vote a member of your team receives, you will receive 1 point. The team with the most points combined will win this part of the task. Repeat voting is allowed, and this poll will run for approximately 24 hours.

The second criteria will be a test of skill: http://www.neopets.com/games/play.phtml?game_id=366
I need one screenshot from each team within the 24 hours. Only the first screenshot from each team will be accepted. The team with the higher score will win this part of the task.

The third criteria will be to make a YouTube video or slideshow that commemorates your time on the Apprentice thus far. Send me the link within 24 hours. The video must not exceed 5 minutes. The team with the better slideshow/video will win this part of the task.

The fourth criteria will be to create an advertisement for a new clothing company that is the result of a merger between Abercrombie and Fitch and FUBU. Research or use what you know about those two companies to successfully meld their distinctive styles into new branding. Your advertisement should be mostly visual but it may contain some text element if you wish. The team with the better advertisement will win this part of the task.

The fifth criteria will be a paragraph or short essay, no more than 500 words, that effectively argues why your team of two should become the final two of the Apprentice. The team with the better argument and writing will win this part of the task.

Everything must be in within 24 hours. Good luck! Things may be sent in portions by anyone. I will accept updated versions of everything except for the 2nd part.
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Post Post #662 (ISO) » Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:24 pm

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FunkmasterFritzy (3:12:47 PM): i just voted for prozac like 30 times
FunkmasterFritzy (3:12:52 PM): don't tell cay or jd


Drench's First Law


Never say
'don't tell ___ and/or ___ and/or etc.'
when I am around. I
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Post Post #663 (ISO) » Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:19 pm

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Porochaz74 (8:10:09 PM): I just voted for Prozac 30 times
Porochaz74 (8:10:16 PM): dont tell cayke or jd

Drench394 (8:17:25 PM): i'll humour you


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Post Post #664 (ISO) » Tue Jun 30, 2009 1:43 am

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Image


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Never mention your plans when I am around if they are secret to the person it hurts. I
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Post Post #665 (ISO) » Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:05 pm

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Woo good luck, everyone. =)
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Post Post #666 (ISO) » Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:09 pm

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Same to you. :)
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Post Post #667 (ISO) » Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:03 pm

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Task 12 Part 2


One of you scored 387, another 765. Obviously one team was more proficient at rolling and that team was...

























the ! team!
Congrats, it is 1-0 !.
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Post Post #668 (ISO) » Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:06 pm

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Task 12 Part 4


Here were your ads:

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George, the hippest fashionista ever, was the judge. He thought that the first add did not capitalize on the A&F image while the second ad did not capitalize on the FUBU image. In the end...













































































































































+ team wins!
Congrats + team, it is now 1-1. The other 3 results will be revealed tomorrow and the final task will start!
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Post Post #669 (ISO) » Tue Jun 30, 2009 10:06 pm

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Backstory: I need somewhere to put the Third Law to prove a point to tajo, and I've noticed you deleted a post or two here, so I'm going to take the opportunity. ^.^


Drench's Third Law


If you will get pissed off by it or otherwise would not like it, I
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This should be the First Law, as it brings forth the other Laws, but I just realized this, so...
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Post Post #670 (ISO) » Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:13 am

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Holy shit we won one. Good luck.
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Post Post #671 (ISO) » Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:07 pm

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Task 12 Part 3


Here was your video:

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! team wins!
Congrats ! team, it is now 2-1.
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Post Post #672 (ISO) » Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:09 pm

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Task 12 Part 5


Here was your essays:
Throughout the entire competition, both Cay and I have worked extremely hard to get to where we are; as the star performers on Eagle Eye for most of the interview process, we single-handedly kept the team from getting completely demoralized by our repeated losses week after week. Together, we have a 3-0 record as project managers, as opposed to the 2-2 combined record of our opponents. Leadership is an important quality in the business world, and I believe we have shown our excellence in this category.
Why We Are The Perfect Team.

As we enter into the final 4 of this year’s Apprentice, I am here to tell you why we are the better halve of the four remaining candidates.

Right from week 1, + was making his mark, being considered the best teammate by the project manager in week 1. Not satisfied with just that + stepped up to the plate as Project Manager in week 2. Not only did we as a team make a better, more businesslike presentation, we also won the task. +’s leadership skills were described as “Confident, commanding and just damn good. “ This week Crywolf had failed and was brought into the boardroom, being accused of leaking information to the other team. In the end, it came down to who was lying, Crywolf or JDodge. This incident ultimately remains unresolved.

Week 4 and 5 saw Porochaz replace in and step up to the plate as dahills second in command then as project manager. He gave a lot of suggestions for the riddles and devised the idea of putting the riddles in a different language, an idea which contributed greatly to winning the task. + later solved at least two of the riddles. The teamwork we displayed in this task helped us trounce the opposition. In Task 5, Porochaz considered + as his greatest asset. He searched through the most cards and made a comprehensive list which allowed an easy win. Through teamwork, we found all the cards and got everyone building at the optimum times.

Porochaz once again proved his worth by being the picker for his team and single handedly provided the final product for his team, once again winning the task, showing dedication. It should be noted here that comparing wins for all the tasks thus far, both + and Porochaz notched up 5 wins out of 6 of the tasks, whilst JDodge has 3 and Crywolf with only 1.

Task 7 was a loss but this should no way be construed as a loss for +. Out of thirteen images, + discovered 11 of them, with Porochaz and Dahill discovering 1 more. This task was an easy win for us if the PM had done his job properly.

In week 9 and 10, both Porochaz and Eteo were PM’s respectively. Week 9, Porochaz created the event and photos going along with it by himself, despite the disadvantage of working alone, his work resulted in a draw between the two teams. + marked the third time as PM by winning double what the other team got at auction.

Porochaz and + should go through to the final, with 6 wins under their belts compared to JDodge’s 5 and Crywolfs 3, they have also shown honesty, integrity and good teamworking skills throughout the tasks, which as can be seen can’t be said about the other team. Both of us believe that we have the skills to be the apprentice and we both feel that we have proved it.
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Congrats ! team, you have won the task!.
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Post Post #673 (ISO) » Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:12 pm

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Task 12 Part 1



One team got a whopping 36276 points, raking in over 12,000 votes, while the other team got a mere 265 points, not even reaching 100 votes. The overwhelming winner of public support and this task was the...


















































































































































! team!
JDodge and crywolf20084
YOU'RE FIRED!
Congrats + and Porochaz, you are the final 2!
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Post Post #674 (ISO) » Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:18 pm

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