The Mole - (Game Over)

[UltimaAvalon]

hey guys

Berry needs to be less of an ass, and give exemption to the man with largest bandwagon

in this case, Flameaxe

Also, yay for people not telling me when important things are happening

[Flameaxe]

Bump

[Jon Kelley]

The mission is a failure. No money goes into the pot, but nobody earns an exemption either.

The quiz will be ready in a few hours. Please note that the profiles will no longer be used for any quizzes until the final quiz.

[Jon Kelley]

For the next mission, you must each pick a number, one through eight. Only one person may pick each number.

The idol is the Mole.

1 - MafiaSSK
2 - pickemgenius
3 - Flameaxe
4 - Porochaz
5 - stark
6 - Blackberry
7 - hasdgfas
8 - Scigatt

[Flameaxe]

I choose three.

[hasdgfas]

I choose seven

[Porochaz]

I choose 4

[stark]

I choose 5

[Scigatt]

I choose 8

[MafiaSSK]

I choose 1

[pickemgenius]

I CHOOSE 2

[Flameaxe]

Bump.

[Jon Kelley]

Mission 13 - Sim Big Brother

For this mission, I have created a facsimile of each of you for use in The Sims 2. I will place the virtual yous in a luxurious house and delete all your luxuries one-by-one. Whomever is still alive at the end wins. You will be given money based on how long that person lasts. I will

not

interfere in your lives beyond this unless necessary to continue.

In addition, the third person to die will receive an exemption this round. So, who will win?

WILL IT BE POROCHAZ, THE TOUGH, EMPOWERED BLACK BUSINESSWOMAN?

WILL IT BE BLACKBERRY, THE FAMILY MAN WITH SOMETHING TO PROVE?

WILL IT BE PICKEMGENIUS, THE SPUNKY YOUNG FASHIONABLE LADY?

WILL IT BE HASDGFAS, THE TOUGH, STRONG AFRICAN-AMERICAN MAN?

WILL IT BE STARK, THE HAUGHTY FEMALE SECRETARY TO A CHAUVINISTIC CEO?

WILL IT BE MAFIASSK, THE ARTISTIC LITTLE WEIRDO WHO LOOKS LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN ANDY WARHOL AND MOE HOWARD?

WILL IT BE SCIGATT, THE DARK AND MYSTERIOUS GOTH CHICK?

OR WILL IT BE FLAMEAXE, THE ASIAN HUGH HEFNER WANNABE?

Time will tell. The experiment begins now.

[Jon Kelley]

CAST PHOTO



Man in Red Shirt - Blackberry
Woman in Orange Jacket - Porochaz
Woman in Blue Top - pickemgenius
Man in Leopard-print - Flameaxe
Woman in Pink - Stark
Man w/ Blue Vest - Hasdgfas
Man in all Black - MafiaSSK
Woman in Black Dress - Scigatt

[Blackberry]

Yay I am sexy =D with my camo pants ^_^

[Flameaxe]

I make that picture. I couldn't be in a better spot there.

[Blackberry]

Me and your character had sex BBM.

[Jon Kelley]

BIG BROTHER LOG, PART ONE

Monday

First impressions seem to be going along nicely. Flameaxe plays around with SSK while Berry looks onward with a feeling of loneliness. Stark and Porochaz chat animatedly about their EMPOWERED PURSUITS in the WORLD OF BUSINESS. Pickemgenius and hasdgfas immediately begin fighting as Scigatt waits to tickle hasdgfas.

But of course, it would be horrid of me to leave you with this mental image without giving you the backdrop. The house is a beautiful two-story masterpiece of architecture; with a fully decked out kitchen and a pool in the backyard. Unfortunately, it is a

wee bit

small, so the three bedroom upstairs can only accommodate a single bed. We have taken the liberty of leaving you a convenient coffin in the hallway as well as three single beds in the backyard. There are two and a half baths, all nicely laid out throughout the house, three fireplaces, a state-of-the art computer, and an amazing plasma screen TV right in the middle of the main hallway. Now that I've set the scene, let's start the drama!

11:22 AM

Scigatt and SSK enjoy a relaxing time together watching the TV while hasdgfas sits helplessly between them on the couch attempting to read the daily newspaper. Berry looks on, a look of loneliness in his eyes, wishing he could sit there watching TV with them. Porochaz and pickemgenius have been standing atop the stairs playing rock-paper-scissors for the past HOUR AND A HALF. Stark seems to be attempting to make as many friends as possible, chatting up every single person in the house.

1:45 PM

Lunchtime! Everyone makes their own meal and crowds around the dinner table on the back deck. Unfortunately, the table only seats 6, leaving poor stark and hasdgfas to eat by themselves standing in the middle of the deck wishing their bastard housemates would move their sorry asses.

5:42 PM

Stark rushes around cleaning toilets for no apparent reason.

6:15 PM

The phone rings. Three people rush to get it. Berry is the first to the phone as SSK and Flameaxe hang their heads in shame. The person on the phone is asking for stark. Right as this happens, a pot left on the stove by one air-headed bimbo named pickemgenius catches on fire. Berry, being the anti-social jerk he is, says stark is not there. The fire gets put out and everyone goes about their lives. Pickemgenius, demoralized and horrified by her mistake, gets a visit from the resident therapist. Poor gal. Blackberry also gets a visit from our magical therapist.

8:25 PM

5 people crowd around the second floor hallway, disgusted at how they smell. Scigatt goes to bed in the coffin despite the fact that all the other beds are still open.

Midnight, Tuesday

Time to lose one luxury! Today's luxury is the computer as well as matching desk and stuffed animal chair. Also, Flameaxe smells bad, and it's pissing everyone off big time.

12:40 AM

Pickemgenius has another nervous breakdown in the middle of the second floor hallway. Nothing a visit from the therapist won't help!

1:50 AM

Scigatt is standing in the bathtub pretending she's swimming. And then rowing a boat. And then diving.

I wish I was making this up.

They seem to be going insane before even spending 24 hours in the house. A new record!

2:43 AM

Scigatt leaves bathtub. Flameaxe, stark, hasdgfas and Blackberry have been relegated to sleeping in the back yard.

3:26 AM

Scigatt eats breakfast.

4:45 AM

Scigatt is still the only one awake. She begins watching golf on the TV.

5:45 AM

Scigatt inexplicably begins cleaning the bathroom.

7:00 AM

Pickemgenius sets the kitchen on fire again. This causes her, hasdgfas and stark to have simultaneous nervous breakdowns. PEG NERVOUS BREAKDOWN COUNT: 3

4:45 PM

Porochaz, Blackberry, Flameaxe and hasdgfas sit around the dining table, drinking. Nobody says a word to anyone else.

Midnight, Wednesday

Today's lost luxury: downstairs restroom.

3:45 AM

One of the bathtubs is broken. Porochaz takes the time to clean up the spilt water but not fix the tub.

12:57 PM

Love is in the air as Blackberry and Flameaxe fall head over heels for each other.

2:19 PM

Hasdgfas keeps talking to this ball with a graduation cap on. It's freaky.

3:26 PM

Stark is out front by the side of the road, begging for money.

6:55 PM

I took the liberty of replacing one of the single beds with a double bed, and placing Berry and Flameaxe in it for the laughs. They begin cuddling almost immediately.

TO BE CONTINUED

Panhandling Stark

[Cybele]

Weep not for me, for I am dead.

[Blackberry]

**SPOILERS**

First death is me.

Oh Snap!! =O

NO I DIDNT

YEA I DID

[pickemgenius]

**SPOILERS**

First death is me.

Oh Snap!! =O

NO I DIDNT

YEA I DID

NO U DIDNT

I IS POSED TO DIE FIRST.


I SAID MAH BITCH WAS GUNNA BE A CRAZY MOFO.

[Jon Kelley]

Note: I decided midway through the third day to abandon my pretense of not screwing around in favour of only screwing around when I can use it to turn friendships into love and thus create elaborate love triangles, and when I can use those to cause everyone to hate each other. Because that's more interesting television.

Midnight, Thursday

Bye, TV!

12:31 AM

Berry and Flameaxe get out of bed. Berry immediately drops dead.

ONE DOWN, SEVEN TO GO.

1:18 AM

Stark is clearly losing her mind - right as Berry's body turns into a tombstone, she starts a pillow fight with his grieving widow Flameaxe.

1:45 AM

Stark is playing in the bathtub like Scigatt was before.

5:09 AM

Flameaxe dies of starvation. It's at this time I noticed that the groceries I'd ordered for everyone never got put away; Scigatt took the basket of groceries and

left them on the back step

. She will not face punishment despite this underhanded move.

5:18 PM

Pickemgenius and Porochaz become our game's first interracial lesbian couple.

7:04 PM

The spark dies after some overaggressive moves by Porochaz.

9:21 PM

Porochaz falls in love with MafiaSSK.

11:59 PM

MafiaSSK falls in love with hasdgfas

Midnight, Friday

Goodbye diving board, goodbye pool ladder.

1:57 AM

Porochaz is again in love with pickemgenius. For those keeping score at home:

Porochaz is in love with pickemgenius and MafiaSSK.
MafiaSSK is in love with Porochaz and hasdgfas.
Scigatt and stark are sad and lonely.

7:15 AM

Pickemgenius flirts with stark. Stark seems really into it until she stops dead in the middle of the flirtation to wave wildly at the paper girl.

9:22 AM

MafiaSSK falls in love with Scigatt, making this whole thing incredibly interesting.

9:57 AM

Porochaz walks in on Scigatt and MafiaSSK's makeout session. Needless to say, she is extremely pissed off. HUGE fight ensues.

1:10 PM

MafiaSSK lights fire in fireplace.

6:04 PM

MafiaSSK and Scigatt do the deed; hasdgfas walks in on it (not unexpected since the double bed is in the backyard). The MafiaSSK-Porochaz-Scigatt-hasdgfas love rhombus has come to an exciting conclusion.

11:38 PM

Remember the first time pickemgenius set the house on fire? The same pot has remained on the stove ever since. Hasdgfas decided it would be a good idea to

eat it

, possibly over his residual feelings for SSK.

Midnight, Saturday

Beds are gone. Coffin remains.

9:30 AM

Scigatt and Porochaz begin fighting in the middle of the kitchen.

1:20 PM

Scigatt confronts hasdgfas in the bathroom. Another altercation ensues. She then hops into the bathtub and pretends she's rowing a boat.

10:02 PM

hasdgfas falls asleep in his food. How cute.

Scigatt and hasdgfas fight in the bathroom. Stark is asleep in the coffin.

[Jon Kelley]

Midnight, Sunday

Gone are the bathtubs and bathroom sinks. Now people's lives start going downhill

fast

.

1:21 AM

Scigatt and Porochaz fall asleep while standing in one of the bathrooms.

5:40 AM

Hasdgfas begins fighting with MafiaSSK. Porochaz appears horrified. Stark cheers them on.

7:20 AM

Hasdgfas takes a sponge bath in the kitchen sink.

9:26 AM

Hasdgfas falls asleep while standing on the front porch.

12:11 PM

Porochaz falls face-first into her food.

3:30 PM

Porochaz wets herself on the back deck. It's at this point, when Scigatt collapses on the floor of the kitchen, that I notice an urn sitting next to her. It marks the death of hasdgfas, which I had failed to witness while I was watching Porochaz sleep with a faceful of food. This means that he earns this mission's exemption.

7:20 PM

Pickemgenius begins tending to the garden. It's at this point that I realize that nobody saw hasdgfas die - he just sort of died in the middle of the hallway, alone, with nobody around him. How sad.

Midnight, Monday

Dining table and chairs are gone. Thanks to the coffin being

extremely uncomfortable

, comfort levels should hit rock bottom soon.

4:47 AM

Having spent the entire morning bitching about how everyone smells due to the lack of showers, Scigatt decides it's a good time to take a nap on the floor in the middle of the hallway.

7:00 AM

The first hallway being occupied, Porochaz falls asleep in the

upstairs

hallway.

3:25 PM

Porochaz and Scigatt fight on the sidewalk. Porochaz is the clear victor over the extremely depressed Scigatt.

5:40 PM

Scigatt passes out again.

6:45 PM

Stark falls in love with MafiaSSK.

9:25 PM

The ghost of Flameaxe comes around to haunt Scigatt. Porochaz looks on. Scigatt has some sort of heart failure or something and drops dead. Porochaz comments on how much she smells.

Midnight, Tuesday

Farewell, toilets!

12:51 AM

Stark ignores Flameaxe's ghost as he shouts into the night before disappearing. She starts doing the dishes.

12:57 AM

Flameaxe's ghost jumps out of the sink, causing stark to have an accident.

1:16 AM

See above. Happened again.

1:50 AM

Flameaxe's ghost haunts stark again.

2:02 AM

Flameaxe haunts pickemgenius and Porochaz. Pickemgenius has an accident.

3:43 AM

Flameaxe jumps out of the staircase at pickemgenius. Pickemgenius has a heart attack and dies.

4:31 AM

Flameaxe jumps out of a kitchen counter at Porochaz, who then falls to the ground dead. MafiaSSK has a mental breakdown.

THERAPIST VISIT COUNT: 8

6:06 AM

Flameaxe flies through SSK's body. He has a heart attack and dies.

FLAMEAXE'S GHOST KILL COUNT: 4

So, here ends SIM BIG BROTHER, and here begins THE WONDERFUL LIFE OF STARK, THE PANHANDLING CRAZY LADY. With this in mind, I decided to delete all the doors to the house.

Midnight, Wednesday

Goodbye kitchen. It's now stark v. hunger.

1:13 PM

Stark takes a break from her staring out a window all day to have an accident in the hallway. She goes back to watching out the window as she stands in a puddle of her own waste.

7:03 PM

Stark hops in and out of the coffin.

11:02 PM

The ghost of MafiaSSK haunts the house.

Midnight, Thursday

Goodbye coffin.

7:24 AM

Stark passes out.

12:31 PM

Stark finally succumbs to starvation. Final wrap-up coming soon.

Flameaxe laughs after scaring Scigatt to death.

[Jon Kelley]

For lasting 10 days, the team will recieve $75,000. Congratulations to hasdgfas, who will be exempt during the next execution.

[MafiaSSK]

Come fucking on. I was stuck in a love rhombus. Not my fault..