TM2020 - Large Theme - Gay Mafia IV: TOWN WIN

Begins January 2nd, 2020
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Post Post #7800  (ISO)  » Wed Mar 11, 2020 5:59 pm

So look, here's where I'm at

Almost, you asked for me to trust you yesterday, and I voted panth. I trust you to be town, but I frankly don't trust you to actually lynch scum over town in this situation. If you have an actual mechanical reason why it's better to lynch kuribo over dave, then I'll listen, but I feel that dave has been full of shit for the past several days about how he's been playing, he's been trying to position himself as this bullshit 'savior' over actually trying to lynch scum, and "dave is the cop" is not good enough when there's clearly only one scum left and the only reason to lynch one over the other is to play around horseshit redirect/extra kill scum abilities that hopefully don't exist but are worth playing around because we pretty clearly win the game as long as we have some semblance of competence otherwise.

Fire, I don't want you to vote yet but I do want your opinion on who you think is more likely scum and why. I'll be gone in an hour so if you need more time than that then that's fine but I probably won't be responding until tomorrow (and I will also maybe have a hangover).

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Post Post #7801  (ISO)  » Wed Mar 11, 2020 6:08 pm

If you're ever going to vote me then go ahead and throw the game right now. I don't want to read this shit any more.
I'm done talking with you.
Hope to never see you again.
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Post Post #7802  (ISO)  » Wed Mar 11, 2020 6:09 pm

Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you, scumfuck

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Post Post #7803  (ISO)  » Wed Mar 11, 2020 6:18 pm

VOTE: Kuribo

RC told me to do this and told me to tell davesaz that he isn’t a Good mechanical player or a top player at all.
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Post Post #7804  (ISO)  » Wed Mar 11, 2020 6:20 pm

Shoot Dave tonight, that'll end the game


I can't fucking believe some shithead scum like Dave can hand me a mislynch



Imma get you for that one dude, I always repay blood

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Post Post #7805  (ISO)  » Wed Mar 11, 2020 6:22 pm

Like damn



curiouskarmadog

GreyICE


and... davesaz


Lol one of these things is not like the other what the fuck is this world coming to when davesaz mislynches He Who Walks Behind the Nooses

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Post Post #7806  (ISO)  » Wed Mar 11, 2020 6:22 pm

In post 7803, Firebringer wrote:VOTE: Kuribo

RC told me to do this and told me to tell davesaz that he isn’t a Good mechanical player or a top player at all.

I still don't really care about RC

do you personally feel that kuribo is more likely scum than dave

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Post Post #7807  (ISO)  » Wed Mar 11, 2020 6:24 pm

In post 7806, Gammagooey wrote:
In post 7803, Firebringer wrote:VOTE: Kuribo

RC told me to do this and told me to tell davesaz that he isn’t a Good mechanical player or a top player at all.

I still don't really care about RC

do you personally feel that kuribo is more likely scum than dave

Yeah but like I kind of really wanted to kill Dave because he is annoying me hard
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Post Post #7808  (ISO)  » Wed Mar 11, 2020 6:32 pm

ugh

if we lose the game because of some horseshit after this I will be incredibly fucking disappointed

and I'm not sure whether to recommend that Almost not shoot to account for some bullshit redirect ability or something or if scum somehow inheriting a vig shot is more likely

VOTE: kuribo

sorry if you're town kuribo

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Post Post #7809  (ISO)  » Wed Mar 11, 2020 6:35 pm

You damn well ought to be sorry gamma

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Post Post #7810  (ISO)  » Wed Mar 11, 2020 6:38 pm

Get your heads outta your asses and kill Dave tonight


If A50's shot fails, neck Dave tomorrow.

Took eight years for scum to get a mislynch on me again and in team mafia, the biggest stage of them all.


Dave you cheeky little fuck.

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Post Post #7811  (ISO)  » Wed Mar 11, 2020 6:38 pm

actually I guess fire hammered you already since Almost voted earlier

so

shrug

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Post Post #7812  (ISO)  » Wed Mar 11, 2020 6:40 pm

Doesn't much matter


Maybe town wins this and the Four Horsemen get more votes than A50's team for tiebreaker



Oh who am I kidding, those guys are a lock, Xtoxm predicted that already

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Post Post #7813  (ISO)  » Wed Mar 11, 2020 6:42 pm

I helped tear apart Flavor Leaf, one of the site's premiere scum players


I was right about DEB from day one

I tried to save nom

I tried to save panth


And in the end a fakeclaim is gonna cost me team mafia.


Ain't that some shit

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Post Post #7814  (ISO)  » Wed Mar 11, 2020 9:54 pm

kuribo (3): davesaz, Almost50, Firebringer
davesaz (2): kuribo

Not Voting (1): Gammagooey


Spoiler: Unformatted VC
kuribo (3): davesaz, Almost50, Firebringer
davesaz (2): kuribo

Not Voting (1): Gammagooey

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Post Post #7815  (ISO)  » Thu Mar 12, 2020 1:38 pm

Vladimir Putin steepled his fingers in front of his face and tried to affect his best James Bond Villain expression. It came off looking slightly constipated.

"So... my American friends. You see now that we have full control over your "Gay Mafia" franchise. I trust you will include the script rewrites in front of you."

xRECKONERx looked down at the crayon drawing. It appeared to be a man in a fur hat pissing on an American flag. Untrod Tripod was brimming with rage, being as how he had such a deep admiration for the flag and also was a patriotic soldier. They looked at each other, nodded, and turned back to Putin.

"I don't know how to make this into a whole movie"
"Yeah, and besides, I don't think your operation will be too much of a success. We've already removed all of your trolls."
"They weren't very subtle."
"It really wouldn't have been too much effort to give them clothes other than Adidas tracksuits."

Putin was aghast. This was his whole contingency plan to take down America. To strike at the heart of her entertainment industry. Oh well, it failed. He had underestimated the gays this time, but there would be other times. His spies had worked for vodka and tracksuits, and there was always more of that in Mother Russia. He stood up.

"Gentlemen. You have bested me this time. But know this: I will win next time. I will destroy your "Gay Mafia". You haven't seen the last of Vladimir Putin!"

Just then, Untrod Tripod busted out a Special Edition Gay Mafia Brand M4A1 and coated the back of the conference room with the last cursed remnants of the Bolshevik Revolution. He cooly blew the smoke away from the barrel.

"Not today, Communism."

Somewhere, a bald eagle cried a tear of joy. The Boys had saved Disney and therefore America and therefore the world.


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kuribo | Ryan Coogler | Mafia Director | Lynched Day 8

Town wins.

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Post Post #7816  (ISO)  » Thu Mar 12, 2020 1:56 pm

Everyone is required to take this survey. Results of these surveys will help us break ties when awarding the Winner of Team Mafia 2020.

I would like to address the scoring system. You will need to rate everyone on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 means they actively impeded their side. 10 means they were their side's MVP. A 5 would mean that player evens out to being neutrally helpful. When assigning a numerical value to things that do not track easily onto a numerical scale it is always necessary to require some sort of directed meaning for numbers like this otherwise they are meaningless. To alleviate this, if you would like to PM this account with any further explanation of your scores for individual players please do so and we will take that into account for tiebreaking. However, as a warning, if your explanations show that you deviated from the meanings I gave to the numerical scale, I will just scrap your responses because you did not follow directions.

It is entirely possible, despite losing, that you could feel that individual members of the Mafia team deserve high scores.

If you have any further questions about scoring please do not hesitate to PM me (Untrod Tripod). We will be posting the award ceremony for TM2020 within the next few days as we tabulate scores and break ties.

Role PMs for this game will follow this post.
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Post Post #7817  (ISO)  » Thu Mar 12, 2020 1:59 pm

Spoiler: Tony Vinciquerra
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Hello, and welcome to GAY MAFIA 4: RE-BOOTY-ED!

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You are Tony Vinciquerra, a Movie Studio CEO aligned with the Mafia.

You were halfway through your fifth line of coke off a stripper's ass when your phone wouldn't stop blowing up. Apparently, some new hot franchise was being shopped around the studios. That's all you needed to know -- ever since you were installed as a Russian plant as head of Sony Pictures in 2017, your entire life was governed by coke-fueled snap decisions. After all, your predecessor left Sony to go work for Snapchat, and that was cleverly orchestrated by Vladimir Putin and his army of trolls. Imagine thinking Snapchat has ANY value. HAH! But now, the next phase of the Russian destruction of American democracy was at play. You NEEDED to get the rights to this film. If you made it poorly enough, it would threaten to destroy the very fabric of American cinema and weaken the US's influence on culture in the world. Not even CATS could hold a candle to the monstrosity you'd create. Now you've just gotta get those rights... and be stealthy about it. It's either that or use your influence as a CEO to create a market for selling massive amounts of hallucinogenic drugs at movie theaters and incepting the idea into people's heads that the hot new trend is getting profoundly high and watching Cats. And you can't do that. You have CHILDREN. You can't afford for them to have the kinds of flashbacks you have. You guess it'll have to be this Big Gay Movie based on an online mafia game.

YOU ARE A MOVIE STUDIO CEO!
Gammagooey (Bob Iger), Dr Easy Bake (Tony Vinciquerra), and Volxen (Ann Sarnoff) are all Movie Studio CEOs. You all have a private chat you may access here.

#Capitalism: Group Loved-maker
Though the three of you are in competition with one another to be the ones to scoop up the rights to the Gay Mafia franchise, every night, the three of you may privately vote to use your capitalist sway to cause the nation to fall in love with another player in the game. That player will be so beloved that they will take one extra vote to lynch the following day.

(A note on group powers: while you may all discuss your plans in your neighborhood, the votes will be submitted privately. An abstain vote is also allowed. Failure to submit a vote will result in abstaining. In the event of a tie between choices, the target of the ability will be randomized, and your group WILL NOT be told who received it.)

Last CEO Standing: Bulletproof
Competition is fierce. If you somehow manage to take down two other CEOs, you'll be the last one standing. With such a victory, you'll become a 2-shot bulletproof! Twice during the game, any normal kills performed against you will fail.

Russian Bot Network
You are scum with MariaR (JJ Abrams), kuribo (Ryan Coogler), and Flavor Leaf (Rami Malek). You may all chat at any time using your private encrypted server here. You may all also select one kill each night, as well as who to perform it. Each member may only perform one action per night.

#FakeNews: 1-Shot Scandalmaker
Once per game, at night, you may target someone. Your network of Russian Twitter trolls will whip up some controversy of some sort around them, which will forcibly remove them from contention in their group. A big news story and Variety headline will be posted publicly for all to see when the day resumed.

Win Condition (Mafia): You win when you are equal in number to the town, or nothing can prevent the same.


Spoiler: Bob Iger
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Hello, and welcome to GAY MAFIA 4: RE-BOOTY-ED!

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You are Bob Iger, a Movie Studio CEO aligned with the Town.

Ever since you took over Disney, things have been POPPING OFF. Endgame, The Force Awakens, Infinity War, The Lion King... you name it, it's in the top 10 highest-grossing movies of all time. You took superheroes and made them child-friendly. You took Star Wars and took away all the soul of it and made it a pristine, sterile, by-the-numbers movie that sold billions in merchandise. Then one day, someone you respect very much sent you a link to these "Gay Mafia" games. There were three of them, with one spinoff, which meant it was PRIMED to quickly print money at the cinema. The Big Mouse demanded that you do a GAY FRIENDLY MOVIE because of the success of that Queer Nose show or whatever. The Big Mouse doesn't watch a lot of TV but when he does he latches onto whatever he sees like it's the One True Cheese and he yells and screams and tortures his slaves until you do what he wants. The screams still haunt you from the time he demanded that you greenlight a bunch of movies about magicians because he saw David Blaine do a card trick or something. The screams. The blood. The Mouse must be stopped. But not now. You must reap the bloody harvest until you have exactly 69 billion dollars because that is a NICE amount of money. What? You have a sense of humor.

The only issue is it was a bit... well, offensive, to put it mildly. You've reached out to buy the rights to the franchise from the authors, but you've got some competition in play. All you want to do is bring joy and happiness to the American masses! And of course, billions to your personal off-shore bank account. You'll get to that 69 billion mark. It'll be hilarious.

YOU ARE A MOVIE STUDIO CEO!
Gammagooey (Bob Iger), Dr Easy Bake (Tony Vinciquerra), and Volxen (Ann Sarnoff) are all Movie Studio CEOs. You all have a private chat you may access here.

#Capitalism: Group Loved-maker
Though the three of you are in competition with one another to be the ones to scoop up the rights to the Gay Mafia franchise, every night, the three of you may privately vote to use your capitalist sway to cause the nation to fall in love with another player in the game. That player will be so beloved that they will take one extra vote to lynch the following day.

(A note on group powers: while you may all discuss your plans in your neighborhood, the votes will be submitted privately. An abstain vote is also allowed. Failure to submit a vote will result in abstaining. In the event of a tie between choices, the target of the ability will be randomized, and your group WILL NOT be told who received it.)

Last CEO Standing: Bulletproof
Competition is fierce. If you somehow manage to take down two other CEOs, you'll be the last one standing. With such a victory, you'll become a 2-shot bulletproof! Twice during the game, any normal kills performed against you will fail.

Win Condition (Town): You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.


Spoiler: Ann Sarnoff
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You are Ann Sarnoff, a Movie Studio CEO and you are a Survivor.

WB is the consistent black sheep of the big studios. Oh, sure, Marvel can release subpar superhero team up movies, but you guys release ONE team up movie with Batman and Superman and suddenly EVERYONE is making Martha jokes! Well, now that you've heard about the hot new property, the Gay Mafia franchise, you're gonna do whatever it takes to make sure WB is the one releasing the next big thing. This move is CRUCIAL for you. You've been under extreme scrutiny after WB's recent performances. You've just never been able to recapture that Harry Potter magic. This is do or die. Whatever it takes, and especially since you're like the ONLY motherfucking woman studio CEO, you must survive. You can't just lure male executives back to your office and snap their heads off with the toothed monstrosity your species calls a vagina anymore. It's 2020. The humans will notice.

YOU ARE A MOVIE STUDIO CEO!
Gammagooey (Bob Iger), Dr Easy Bake (Tony Vinciquerra), and Volxen (Ann Sarnoff) are all Movie Studio CEOs. You all have a private chat you may access here.

#Capitalism: Group Loved-maker
Though the three of you are in competition with one another to be the ones to scoop up the rights to the Gay Mafia franchise, every night, the three of you may privately vote to use your capitalist sway to cause the nation to fall in love with another player in the game. That player will be so beloved that they will take one extra vote to lynch the following day.

(A note on group powers: while you may all discuss your plans in your neighborhood, the votes will be submitted privately. An abstain vote is also allowed. Failure to submit a vote will result in abstaining. In the event of a tie between choices, the target of the ability will be randomized, and your group WILL NOT be told who received it.)

Last CEO Standing: Bulletproof
Competition is fierce. If you somehow manage to take down two other CEOs, you'll be the last one standing. With such a victory, you'll become a 2-shot bulletproof! Twice during the game, any normal kills performed against you will fail.

WB Swag
Every night, you can target another player. You can use this ability in addition to any other abilities you have. That player will receive a SWAG BAG from WB. The power of the swag is so overwhelming that they will instantly become fans of the WB network. If you're going to make it out of this project with your job intact, you need the people on this project to be fans of WB.

This is the PM that players you target will receive:
"You have received a swag bag from WB! You are now a huge fan of the network and all that they do."

Win Condition (Survivor): You win if you are alive at endgame and the winning faction has a majority of WB fans.


Spoiler: JJ Abrams
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Hello, and welcome to GAY MAFIA 4: RE-BOOTY-ED!

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You are JJ Abrams, a Director aligned with the Mafia.

So you're halfway through pitching a Jar Jar Binks streaming series when your assistant texts you. "JJ, you've gotta see this shit". You clicked the link to some porno website (Mafias Cum) but surprisingly were only subjected to textual pornography. You couldn't stop reading the batshit insanity of these games. "It's getting shopped around". This was it. This was going to be your magnum opus. A film this abysmal would finally be one step too far for Liberal Hollywood and would trigger the mass boycott of liberal values and push the country further to the right, just as your secret overlord Vladimir Putin had instructed. It's time to see what's in the Mystery Box for this one, movie fans (spoiler alert: it's fascism!)

YOU ARE A DIRECTOR!
MariaR (JJ Abrams), kuribo (Ryan Coogler), and Vex Vience (Greta Gerwig) are all Directors. You all have a private chat you may access here.

#Influencer: Group Roleblocker
Though the three of you are in competition with one another, it's still important to play the whole "professional respect" game in the meantime. Each night, you all may place a vote privately for one group to roleblock for the night. That group's action will fail, and they will be told it fails.

(A note on group powers: while you may all discuss your plans in your neighborhood, the votes will be submitted privately. An abstain vote is also allowed. Failure to submit a vote will result in abstaining. In the event of a tie between choices, the target of the ability will be randomized, and your group WILL NOT be told who received it.)

Last Director Standing: 1-Shot Doublevoter
Competition is fierce. If you somehow manage to take down two other Directors, you'll be the last one standing. Now there'll be nobody to stop you from executing your creative vision. With such a power, you'll become a 1-shot doublevoter! Note that this cannot be used in LYLO.

Russian Bot Network
You are scum with Dr Easy Bake (Tony Vinciquerra), kuribo (Ryan Coogler), and Flavor Leaf (Rami Malek). You may all chat at any time using your private encrypted server here. You may all also select one kill each night, as well as who to perform it. Each member may only perform one action per night.

#DirtSheet: 1-Shot Group Rolecop
Once per game, at night, you may target someone. Your network of Russian hackers will narrow down your target and let you know what group that person is in.

Win Condition (Mafia): You win when you are equal in number to the town, or nothing can prevent the same.


Spoiler: Ryan Coogler
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Hello, and welcome to GAY MAFIA 4: RE-BOOTY-ED!

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You are Ryan Coogler, a Director aligned with the Mafia.

Perhaps nobody in history has had such a meteoric rise to fame. From a small indie movie FRUITVALE STATION, to directing a Rocky sequel, then suddenly you're running the show with Black Panther and you even convinced WB to greenlight SPACE JAM 2! There was only one thing left to do to complete your ascension... one thing that every other rich person usually gets to do at some point: become an agent for a foreign government. The cover story was PERFECT. After all, who would believe the guy that directed Black Panther is secretly working for Putin? In any case, there's some weird fuckin' franchise up for grabs that some crazy, perverted internet nerds wrote, and for some reason, Papa Putin thinks this film will destroy American society as a whole, so he wants you on the case. After reading the source material... he kind of has a point.

YOU ARE A DIRECTOR!
MariaR (JJ Abrams), kuribo (Ryan Coogler), and Vex Vience (Greta Gerwig) are all Directors. You all have a private chat you may access here.

#Influencer: Group Roleblocker
Though the three of you are in competition with one another, it's still important to play the whole "professional respect" game in the meantime. Each night, you all may place a vote privately for one group to roleblock for the night. That group's action will fail, and they will be told it fails.

(A note on group powers: while you may all discuss your plans in your neighborhood, the votes will be submitted privately. An abstain vote is also allowed. Failure to submit a vote will result in abstaining. In the event of a tie between choices, the target of the ability will be randomized, and your group WILL NOT be told who received it.)

Last Director Standing: 1-Shot Doublevoter
Competition is fierce. If you somehow manage to take down two other Directors, you'll be the last one standing. Now there'll be nobody to stop you from executing your creative vision. With such a power, you'll become a 1-shot doublevoter! Note that this cannot be used in LYLO.

Russian Bot Network
You are scum with Dr Easy Bake (Tony Vinciquerra), MariaR (JJ Abrams), and Flavor Leaf (Rami Malek). You may all chat at any time using your private encrypted server here. You may all also select one kill each night, as well as who to perform it. Each member may only perform one action per night.

#Pizzagate: 1-Shot Group Power Announcer
Once per game, at night, you may target a group. The next day, those slimebags at Brietbart will run a story outing that group's ability to the entire game.

Win Condition (Mafia): You win when you are equal in number to the town, or nothing can prevent the same.


Spoiler: Greta Gerwig
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Hello, and welcome to GAY MAFIA 4: RE-BOOTY-ED!

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You are Greta Gerwig, a Director aligned with the Town.

Twenty-seven film projects in just a decade. That is pretty impressive. You love seeing Hollywood rising to the occassion and putting women in the spotlight... fucking finally. Granted, it's a bit on the nose that your next major feature is slated to be Little Women... but, hey, progress. You've heard of this project being shopped around for a new franchise, and the idea is apparently that it's a VERY queer-heavy plot and story? You've heard whispers of it being the next Marvel Cinematic Universe or the next Harry Potter franchise. This is the chance for Hollywood to finally take a giant step forward and stop relegating queer relationships to background characters that can be cut for Chinese audiences! At least, you're pretty sure this is the chance. You haven't read the source material, but what else could something with "Gay" in the title really be about?

YOU ARE A DIRECTOR!
MariaR (JJ Abrams), kuribo (Ryan Coogler), and Vex Vience (Greta Gerwig) are all Directors. You all have a private chat you may access here.

#Influencer: Group Roleblocker
Though the three of you are in competition with one another, it's still important to play the whole "professional respect" game in the meantime. Each night, you all may place a vote privately for one group to roleblock for the night. That group's action will fail, and they will be told it fails.

(A note on group powers: while you may all discuss your plans in your neighborhood, the votes will be submitted privately. An abstain vote is also allowed. Failure to submit a vote will result in abstaining. In the event of a tie between choices, the target of the ability will be randomized, and your group WILL NOT be told who received it.)

Last Director Standing: 1-Shot Doublevoter
Competition is fierce. If you somehow manage to take down two other Directors, you'll be the last one standing. Now there'll be nobody to stop you from executing your creative vision. With such a power, you'll become a 1-shot doublevoter! Note that this cannot be used in LYLO.

Win Condition Town): You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.


Spoiler: Taron Egerton
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Hello, and welcome to GAY MAFIA 4: RE-BOOTY-ED!

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You are Taron Egerton, a Leading Actor aligned with the Town.

Your performance as Sir Elton John in Rocketman received rave reviews! Well, for the most part. But nobody was critiquing your performance. You simply EMBODIED Elton. Now, there's some big project being shopped around the studios. Talks of it being the next big franchise. The thing is, from what you've heard, the lead character is actually Sir Elton John. It doesn't make much sense to you, but hey -- if anyone should get a crack at the role, it SHOULD be you. You just played the guy, for fuck's sake, and NOW they're trying to make some LGBTQ cash-in franchise starring Elton? HELL no. Taron Egerton's coming back for Round 2, baby. Better believe it.

YOU ARE A LEADING ACTOR!
Elements (Taron Egerton), Flavor Leaf (Rami Malek), and EspressoPatronum (Nicolas Cage) are all Leading Actors. You all have a private chat you may access here.

#ThoughtsAndPrayers: Group Doctor
Though the three of you are in competition with one another, men in Hollywood are under scrutiny now more than ever. That traditional Hollywood machismo is dead and gone. Now, they want to see men using their position of privilege to help others. As a group, you may lift someone up and the power of your collective thoughts & prayers will protect them from a standard kill.

(A note on group powers: while you may all discuss your plans in your neighborhood, the votes will be submitted privately. An abstain vote is also allowed. Failure to submit a vote will result in abstaining. In the event of a tie between choices, the target of the ability will be randomized, and your group WILL NOT be told who received it.)

Last Leading Actor Standing: 1-Shot Lightning Rod
Competition is fierce. If you somehow manage to take down two other actors, you'll be the last one standing. With the role secured, you're sure to be an absolute magnet for shit. It comes with the territory. One tweet from 10 years ago could undo you. In such a position, you'll become a 1-shot lightning rod! You may use this ability at night to redirect EVERY action in the game to you. Note that any actions that would target a group would target your entire group instead.

Win Condition Town): You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.


Spoiler: Rami Malek
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Hello, and welcome to GAY MAFIA 4: RE-BOOTY-ED!

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You are Rami Malek, a Leading Actor aligned with the Mafia.

After what they did to you in Bohemian Rhapsody, Hollywood had this coming. Thoe assholes put grotesque fake teeth on you and then asked you to play it straight in a movie about a beloved rock legend. They set you up to fail. Well, unfortunately for them, you had a contingency plan in place. All that time spent on Mr. Robot gave you quite the in-depth experience with hacking, espionage... you know, spy stuff. That's why when Vladimir Putin called you up to ask you to help him destroy Hollywood, you had both the motivation AND the means to do so. There's some heinous movie being made, and you need to get your way into that movie so you can help destroy it from the inside. And hey, you've got a good pitch -- you played Freddie Mercury, why not let you play another 70s/80s queer rock legend while you're at it?

YOU ARE A LEADING ACTOR!
Elements (Taron Egerton), Flavor Leaf (Rami Malek), and EspressoPatronum (Nicolas Cage) are all Leading Actors. You all have a private chat you may access here.

#ThoughtsAndPrayers: Group Doctor
Though the three of you are in competition with one another, men in Hollywood are under scrutiny now more than ever. That traditional Hollywood machismo is dead and gone. Now, they want to see men using their position of privilege to help others. As a group, you may lift someone up and the power of your collective thoughts & prayers will protect them from a standard kill.

(A note on group powers: while you may all discuss your plans in your neighborhood, the votes will be submitted privately. An abstain vote is also allowed. Failure to submit a vote will result in abstaining. In the event of a tie between choices, the target of the ability will be randomized, and your group WILL NOT be told who received it.)

Last Leading Actor Standing: 1-Shot Lightning Rod
Competition is fierce. If you somehow manage to take down two other actors, you'll be the last one standing. With the role secured, you're sure to be an absolute magnet for shit. It comes with the territory. One tweet from 10 years ago could undo you. In such a position, you'll become a 1-shot lightning rod! You may use this ability at night to redirect EVERY action in the game to you. Note that any actions that would target a group would target your entire group instead.

Russian Bot Network
You are scum with MariaR (JJ Abrams), kuribo (Ryan Coogler), and Flavor Leaf (Rami Malek). You may all chat at any time using your private encrypted server here. You may all also select one kill each night, as well as who to perform it. Each member may only perform one action per night.

#Wikileaks: 2-Shot Vote Revealer
Twice per game, at night, you may target someone. The entirety of Wikileaks is at the whim of Russia and will jump on the case, digging through emails to figure out who that player voted for in their group action the previous night.

Win Condition (Mafia): You win when you are equal in number to the town, or nothing can prevent the same.


Spoiler: Nicolas Cage
Nicolas Cage
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You are Nicolas Cage, a Leading Actor aligned with the Town.

IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKING CAGEAISSANCE, BABY! People had written you off after Wicker Man. To be fair, you had a string of questionable decisions with The Weather Man, Wicker Man, Ghost Rider, Bad Lieutenant... another Ghost Rider... Left Behind... man, good thing you fired your agent. But recently? Recently it has been NIC CAGE TIME BAYBAY. You went full batshit in Primal, Cooking with the Devil, Color Out of Space, Into the Spider-verse... and now it's time to keep the train running. You may not be the TRADITIONAL choice to play the role of Sir Elton John in some weird fever dream gay movie, but that's exactly why they should pick you. Slap some pink sunglasses on your face and watch the magic happen. After all, it won't be the first time you played gay for money. No sir, one time you got tricked into doing what you thought was a sequel to Midnight Cowboy but ended up being a very artistic snuff film. Possibly the greatest performance of your life, but it's owned by a private collector. Little known fact: 8mm was loosely based on that film. Even littler known fact: you're only the 2nd actor every to have an Oscar who's killed a man by literally choking him with your cock while wearing assless chaps. The knowledge of who the 1st actor is a secret known only three men, one of whom is you. The greatest secret in hollywood is the identity of who the third man WILL BE.

YOU ARE A LEADING ACTOR!
Elements (Taron Egerton), Flavor Leaf (Rami Malek), and EspressoPatronum (Nicolas Cage) are all Leading Actors. You all have a private chat you may access here.

#ThoughtsAndPrayers: Group Doctor
Though the three of you are in competition with one another, men in Hollywood are under scrutiny now more than ever. That traditional Hollywood machismo is dead and gone. Now, they want to see men using their position of privilege to help others. As a group, you may lift someone up and the power of your collective thoughts & prayers will protect them from a standard kill.

(A note on group powers: while you may all discuss your plans in your neighborhood, the votes will be submitted privately. An abstain vote is also allowed. Failure to submit a vote will result in abstaining. In the event of a tie between choices, the target of the ability will be randomized, and your group WILL NOT be told who received it.)

Last Leading Actor Standing: 1-Shot Lightning Rod
Competition is fierce. If you somehow manage to take down two other actors, you'll be the last one standing. With the role secured, you're sure to be an absolute magnet for shit. It comes with the territory. One tweet from 10 years ago could undo you. In such a position, you'll become a 1-shot lightning rod! You may use this ability at night to redirect EVERY action in the game to you. Note that any actions that would target a group would target your entire group instead.

Win Condition Town): You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

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Spoiler: Writer PMs
Joss Whedon
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You are Joss Whedon, a Writer aligned with the Town.

You were chosen to give the Gay Mafia franchise its possible first script because of your ability to connect with the womenfolk in a viral and marketable way. You were promised by the money people that if this script was a success you would be allowed to finally bring back Firefly for a second season. You have to do it. If you don't, Nathan Fillion will have to sell his children into slavery. You can't mess this up. Unfortunately you're being forced to write this bullshit script by committee. You don't write well by committee. Back when you wrote Buffy, the studio understood that you wrote best by yourself because it was a purer form of art. Inspired by your one true love: wooden stakes. Most people don't know this, but you're the world's leading expert on wooden stakes. People the world over come to you, at great personal expense as you don't ever travel to a job, not after Oslo, to learn at the feet of the master. The vampires were just a metaphor, not for repressed sexuality as some people thought, for all the students hungry for your knowledge. They can't have it! You forsook all students and retreated, hermitlike, to the inner world of your stake-knowledge. Everything you've written afterwords has just been increasingly abstract metaphors for wooden stake trivia.

Anyway stakes are kind of like dicks, so you figured Gay Mafia would be a natural script for you.

YOU ARE A WRITER!
Ankamius (JOSS WHEDON), chennisden (DIABLO CODY), and Almost50 (JORDAN PEELE) are all WRITERS. You all have a private chat you may access here.

#PowerOfThePen: Group Vote-Remover

As the writers for the franchise, your group has the ability to write characters you don't like out of large sections of the script. You probably won't abuse this power. Probably.

Though the three of you are in competition with one another to be the ones to be head writer for the Gay Mafia franchise, every night, the three of you may privately vote to use your writer powers to remove another player's vote for the following day.

(A note on group powers: while you may all discuss your plans in your neighborhood, the votes will be submitted privately. An abstain vote is also allowed. Failure to submit a vote will result in abstaining. In the event of a tie between choices, the target of the ability will be randomized between the voted players, and your group WILL NOT be told who received it.)

Last Writer Standing: Vigilante
Competition is fierce. If you somehow manage to take down two other writers, you'll be the last one standing. With such a victory, you'll be able to just kill off characters you don't like. You'll become a vigilante! At night, you will be able to target a player. That player will be killed.

Win Condition (Town): You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

DIABLO CODY
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You are Diablo Cody, a Writer aligned with the Town.

The idea was that since you wrote a hit indie comedy that sold well with that key Thinks They Can't Be Marketed To demographic, you'd be able to capture the imaginations of Gen Z, the most ironic and nihilistic generation of all. What you didn't realize was that the money people weren't throwing cash at a script until inspiration happens. they were throwing cash at focus group of writers until a billion dollars came out of the box office. They wanted Gay Mafia branded toys, Gay Mafia branded ironic-tshirts, Gay Mafia branded light beer packaging. Hell, they even wanted unlicensed Gay Mafia sex toys (through a shell company of course, since they can't actually touch that money with their hands). That's not you! Well, the sex toys are. Few people know it but before you wrote your smash hit Juno, you wrote copy for sex toy advertisements. "Smash your twat with the Dick Shot (an ill-conceived joint venture between Adam and Eve and Smirnoff Vodka) was your baby and you still get residuals from it today because you were smart enough to take the percentage and the commercial was wildly successful in Australia where they have much more relaxed standards for ads. When you found out that Australian obscenity standards and sense of humor hit the exact nexus of your wit and sexuality you sold all of your worldly possessions and moved there. Though the ad copy thing worked out well for you, you began a small business of dingo wrangling, which was how you met your inspiration for the film Juno, a young intern named Eileen. Her parents had been eaten by dingoes in a wacky reversal of the stereotypical tale. They had been taking Eileen for a brief mini-walkabout through the bush [Australians will often take a 3-5 day trip through the bush to clear their minds, burn sage, and eat cured meats. It's different in many meaningful ways from a typical walkabout but they're Australian and therefore don't give a fuck about your labels] and were beset by an entire pack of dingoes. They fought valiantly, even baby Eileen pitching in with her child-sized crossbow, but the dingoes proved too much for them. Eileen was left physically unharmed because the King Coyote respected her strength so much and she was left to fend for herself in the bush. She crawled to the road and grabbed the tailpipe of a passing truck and lived out her toddler years hustling truckers in various trucker bars at pool. She was one badass baby. But we're getting off track. Maybe we'll revist Eileen in Gay Mafia V if I have this exact amount whiskey when I'm writing that flavor. State dependent memory!) You're the writer who brought the world Juno! The United States of Tara! Jennifer's Body! Okay fine you haven't exactly been rolling out the hits since your debut film but that doesn't mean you're going to just sell out. Not only are you going to sneak a heartfelt coming of age drama with precocious wisdom into the public imagination, but you'll kill the entire committee of hack writers if that's what it takes to not become a hack yourself.

YOU ARE A WRITER!
Ankamius (JOSS WHEDON), chennisden (DIABLO CODY), and Almost50 (JORDAN PEELE) are all WRITERS. You all have a private chat you may access here.

#PowerOfThePen: Group Vote-Remover
As the writers for the franchise, your group has the ability to write characters you don't like out of large sections of the script. You probably won't abuse this power. Probably.

Though the three of you are in competition with one another to be the ones to be head writer for the Gay Mafia franchise, every night, the three of you may privately vote to use your writer powers to remove another player's vote for the following day.

(A note on group powers: while you may all discuss your plans in your neighborhood, the votes will be submitted privately. An abstain vote is also allowed. Failure to submit a vote will result in abstaining. In the event of a tie between choices, the target of the ability will be randomized between the voted players, and your group WILL NOT be told who received it.)

Last Writer Standing: Vigilante
Competition is fierce. If you somehow manage to take down two other writers, you'll be the last one standing. With such a victory, you'll be able to just kill off characters you don't like. You'll become a vigilante! At night, you will be able to target a player. That player will be killed.

Win Condition (Town): You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

JORDAN PEELE
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You are Jordan Peele, a Writer aligned with the Town.

Your star is about as bright as it can get as Hollywood's newest and best writer and director. They said you were brought in because you have such a talent for metaphor and genre writing, but you know the real reason. Regardless, you will bring your massive comedy chops to the table and this film will be the best comedy of the century. You're famous now for your horror films but people forget you're famous in the first place for comedy. This movie will be the Get Out of Airplane!s if you have to kill every last one of these fucking writers to do so. When you were filming Us, you had a spiritual experience smoking peyote with the stunt rabbit and the best boy. You made a pact with them that you were try to improve representation of gay rabbits in film. How many films even admit that homosexuality exists in lagomorphs? Watership Down? Redwall? Those are just CODED gay characters. You won't rest until there's full penetration on screen between two hot man rabbits. You're going to get your hooks into this series and turn it into a full fledged furry cultural revolution. You promised that god-being full penetration and you won't rest until you've filmed it.

I couldn't fit it into the flavor organically so I'll just also hamhandedly add that your wife is funny on Twitter.

YOU ARE A WRITER!
Ankamius (JOSS WHEDON), chennisden (DIABLO CODY), and Almost50 (JORDAN PEELE) are all WRITERS. You all have a private chat you may access here.

#PowerOfThePen: Group Vote-Remover
As the writers for the franchise, your group has the ability to write characters you don't like out of large sections of the script. You probably won't abuse this power. Probably.

Though the three of you are in competition with one another to be the ones to be head writer for the Gay Mafia franchise, every night, the three of you may privately vote to use your writer powers to remove another player's vote for the following day.

(A note on group powers: while you may all discuss your plans in your neighborhood, the votes will be submitted privately. An abstain vote is also allowed. Failure to submit a vote will result in abstaining. In the event of a tie between choices, the target of the ability will be randomized between the voted players, and your group WILL NOT be told who received it.)

Last Writer Standing: Vigilante
Competition is fierce. If you somehow manage to take down two other writers, you'll be the last one standing. With such a victory, you'll be able to just kill off characters you don't like. You'll become a vigilante! At night, you will be able to target a player. That player will be killed.

Win Condition (Town): You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.


Spoiler: Composer PMs
DANNY ELFMAN
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You are Danny Elfman, a Composer aligned with the Town.

You don't really love doing film scoring, this is just a gig you do to pay for your massive overwhelming addiction to collecting ships in bottles. There's nothing you love more than seeing a ship in a bottle that has a neck too small for the ship. How do they do it!??!?!? You've never really looked into how they get made because that would kill the magic. Back when you were a young boy, about the age of 5, you were at the beach and saw a ship in the distance. You had an empty Coke bottle with you, and the idea struck you to hold it up in front of your face to make it look like the ship was inside the bottle. From that moment your imagination was captured by the idea of a pocket universe inside the bottle. A tiny ship in motion inside a container it could not escape. It was like a portal into another world. From that moment you were always chasing the high of seeing that motion. You have entire mansions full of shelves dedicated to your addiction. In your off hours you stroll between the shelves, picking up bottles and gazing through them, lost in the countless miniature worlds contained within. Maybe you live on one of those ships. Maybe you're a rigger on a merchant ship in the Victorian era. You left home because you had no prospects and are making your own fortune on the wild seas. You've been to worlds your friends at home could never imagine. Ports in the far east, spice markets full of alien scents and people. You've tickled your senses with treasures from worlds they could never imagine and yet you still must return to the sea. The space in between worlds. That's where you belong.

Anyway that's why you've gotta write this stupid fucking score.

YOU ARE A COMPOSER!
Farkran (Danny Elfman), davesaz (Michael Giacchino), and DeasVail (Beyonce) are all Composers. You all have a private chat you may access here.

#MakeMeFeel: Group Inventor

As a composer, you are able to manipulate the audience into feeling things so that the writer, director, actors, etc. don't have to actually do anything.

Though the three of you are in competition with one another to be the ones to be composer for the Gay Mafia franchise, every night, the three of you may privately vote to use your the power of music to give another player an invention. The inventions are a 1-shot tracker, 1-shot watcher, 1-shot dayvig.

(A note on group powers: while you may all discuss your plans in your neighborhood, the votes will be submitted privately. An abstain vote is also allowed. Failure to submit a vote will result in abstaining. In the event of a tie between choices, the target of the ability will be randomized between the voted players, and your group WILL NOT be told who received it.)

Last Composer Standing: Jack of All Trades
Competition is fierce. If you somehow manage to take down two other composers, you'll be the last one standing. With such a victory, you'll become a Jack of All Trades! You will gain the following abilities: 1-shot Tracker, 1-shot Watcher, 1-shot Commuter.

Win Condition (Town): You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

Michael Giacchino
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You are Michael Giacchino, a Composer aligned with the Town.

You're a natural pick for this film since you've been a film composer for so many of the Marvel films, but the real reason you're here is that you wrote the music for Maui Mallard in Cold Shadow. What a bitchin score. Back then you were living. All of your possessions fit in one cardboard box. You would pack the box up, take it to the next hotel room, unpack it, flip the cardboard box over and bam that was your table. You didn't need possessions, you had the job you wanted. You had the music. You had the SOUL. Then everything changed. You wrote the film score for The Incredibles and suddenly you were a smash hit. You were invited to all the red carpet functions. You had to wear a tux. You upgraded to a younger car, a faster girlfriend. You were officially a Big Fucking Deal. But you'd lost it. The soul. Back when you did Maui Mallard in Cold Shadow you really felt it. You'd sit down at the piano and the notes were just a shorthand for your heart. That was your magnum opus. Your Ninth Symphony. You've been living this Benjamin Button lifestyle where your artistic self gets younger and less mature every day.

This is where you turn it around. This is when you become one of the Great Ones. This film score. You'll become this century's John Williams. You'll be a great artist and fabulously wealthy. You can go back to dating your motel whores and drinking diet Shasta out of the vending machines and no one can say a thing because you're Michael Fucking Giacchino.

YOU ARE A COMPOSER!
Farkran (Danny Elfman), davesaz (Michael Giacchino), and DeasVail (Beyonce) are all Composers. You all have a private chat you may access here.

#MakeMeFeel: Group Inventor

As a composer, you are able to manipulate the audience into feeling things so that the writer, director, actors, etc. don't have to actually do anything.

Though the three of you are in competition with one another to be the ones to be composer for the Gay Mafia franchise, every night, the three of you may privately vote to use your the power of music to give another player an invention. The inventions are a 1-shot tracker, 1-shot watcher, 1-shot dayvig.

(A note on group powers: while you may all discuss your plans in your neighborhood, the votes will be submitted privately. An abstain vote is also allowed. Failure to submit a vote will result in abstaining. In the event of a tie between choices, the target of the ability will be randomized between the voted players, and your group WILL NOT be told who received it.)

Last Composer Standing: Jack of All Trades
Competition is fierce. If you somehow manage to take down two other composers, you'll be the last one standing. With such a victory, you'll become a Jack of All Trades! You will gain the following abilities: 1-shot Tracker, 1-shot Watcher, 1-shot Commuter.

Win Condition (Town): You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

BEYONCE
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You are Beyonce, a Composer aligned with the Town.

Do I even have to explain why this is an outrage. They're casting people to play the role of YOU and they won't even let you audition. They said you're too old! This is bullshit. You're the sexiest woman alive not to mention rich as hell and a gay icon. You'll make them pay. You'll make them all pay. When this film comes out, your hit score will overshadow every other thing involved in the film. You have a media blitz planned that will create a new monoculture. Every eye in America will be on your album and the series of music videos that accompany it. You are going to be the most important thing to come out of this film if you have to kill the other composers to make it happen. Not that you endorse murder. It's just... you're better than other people. The last straw, the last FUCKING STRAW was when that clerk at 7-11 asked you if you were Aretha Franklin. ARETHA FUCKING FRANKLIN. What kind of bullshit is this?! You are a perennial contender for sexist woman on earth and this fucking gas station clerk is asking you if you're some fat has been singer who if you didn't realize is fucking DEAD. Do I look dead motherfucker? I mean, I AM dead technically, but he doesn't know that! The ritual was supposed to hide all outward signs of aging until the next lunar eclipse at which point you have to sacrifice a virgin woman with dwarfism (I think that demon was just trying to make your life difficult. what possible reason could there be for the woman to have dwarfism? virgin you get but dwarfism? you think she was just fucking with you. by the way how empowering is it that the demon was a woman??? the future is female!!!) to maintain your youth. it's not super hard given that online dating exists but we're getting to the point where we can just clone them and let me tell you when that happens it's going to free up so much time. watch out world.

YOU ARE A COMPOSER!
Farkran (Danny Elfman), davesaz (Michael Giacchino), and DeasVail (Beyonce) are all Composers. You all have a private chat you may access here.

#MakeMeFeel: Group Inventor

As a composer, you are able to manipulate the audience into feeling things so that the writer, director, actors, etc. don't have to actually do anything.

Though the three of you are in competition with one another to be the ones to be composer for the Gay Mafia franchise, every night, the three of you may privately vote to use your the power of music to give another player an invention. The inventions are a 1-shot tracker, 1-shot watcher, 1-shot dayvig.

(A note on group powers: while you may all discuss your plans in your neighborhood, the votes will be submitted privately. An abstain vote is also allowed. Failure to submit a vote will result in abstaining. In the event of a tie between choices, the target of the ability will be randomized between the voted players, and your group WILL NOT be told who received it.)

Last Composer Standing: Jack of All Trades
Competition is fierce. If you somehow manage to take down two other composers, you'll be the last one standing. With such a victory, you'll become a Jack of All Trades! You will gain the following abilities: 1-shot Tracker, 1-shot Watcher, 1-shot Commuter.

Win Condition (Town): You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.


Spoiler: Leading Actress PMs
Rachel Dolezal
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You are Rachel Dolezal, a Leading Actress aligned with the Town.

When you heard that the role of Beyonce was available, you knew that you were just the strong, independent black woman to take on the challenge of this role. You could probably even play it better than Beyonce because you've faced even more discrimination. When you showed up on set, everyone looked at you like they wanted you to leave. That's when you knew you had to persevere. You can't allow these setbacks to keep you, Rachel Dolezal a strong black woman who knows all about the problems America serves you when you're a POC, from portraying Beyonce in a film. That's your birthright. You can be a lead actress. How hard can it be? Can't be any harder than that time you tried to run a spelling bee for goats. They're smart animals, but man was that a poorly-conceived thing you agreed to do while plastered. The goats just sort of sat around on stage and made goat sounds when you asked them. No one could figure out how to train them to like hit tiles with their feet or anything. Stupid fucking goats. Oh well, that's the story of how you lost your first million dollars. I know right??? A million dollars for a goat spelling bee. Should have just called it a goat rodeo and invited some clowns but back then you weren't as smart. Not as smart as you are now that you're pretending I mean legitimately identifying as a black woman and trying to be an actress.

YOU ARE A LEADING ACTRESS!
nomnomnom (Rachel Dolezel), Volpe14 (Nicki Minaj), and GuyInFreezer (Regina King) are all LEADING ACTRESSES. You all have a private chat you may access here.

#MeToo: Group Commuter

We're not taking it anymore. Movie producers, directors, actors, everyone involved in the entertainment industry has taken advantage of their power for too long. We're calling them the fuck out.

Though the three of you are in competition with one another to be the ones to be lead actress for the Gay Mafia franchise, every night, the three of you may privately vote to use your the power of public shaming to make someone go away for a while until the Ronan Farrow article blows over. Each night you vote to target another player. That player is commuted for the night. Any actions that target them will fail and any actions they take will fail.

(A note on group powers: while you may all discuss your plans in your neighborhood, the votes will be submitted privately. An abstain vote is also allowed. Failure to submit a vote will result in abstaining. In the event of a tie between choices, the target of the ability will be randomized between the voted players, and your group WILL NOT be told who received it.)

Last Leading Actress Standing: Vengeful
Competition is fierce. If you somehow manage to take down two other leading actresses, you'll be the last one standing. With such a victory, you'll become vengeful! If you are ever lynched, you are given an immediate vigilante shot before the night begins.

Win Condition (Town): You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

Nicki Minaj
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You are Nicki Minaj, a Leading Actress aligned with the Town.

IT'S THE MINAJAISSANCE! When you found out that the role of Queen Bey was available in a huge, Marvel-inspired cinematic universe, you knew you had to add the role to your extensive list of alter egos. Ever since you entered the world of Yakuza street racing, you've been trying to leave. It's impossible by design. Every rung of the ladder is a trap that pulls you further down and saddles you with more debt. You owe the underboss of the Tulsa, OK clan $69,420 (lol, nice) in trumped-up "fees and interest" from the cars you've crashed. You probably shouldn't have tried to become a driver, but you are addicted to the thrill of competition. If you're being honest, you started because of the free ramen, but things changed when you had your first taste of success. You didn't realize that you were buying cars from a front for the Yakuza until you were already in too deep.

If you do these movies you can make a payday big enough to pay off the Yakuza and start living the life you deserve. You can't lose this role. Even if you have to kill.

YOU ARE A LEADING ACTRESS!
nomnomnom (Rachel Dolezel), Volpe14 (Nicki Minaj), and GuyInFreezer (Regina King) are all Leading Actresses. You all have a private chat you may access here.

#MeToo: Group Vote-Remover

We're not taking it anymore. Movie producers, directors, actors, everyone involved in the entertainment industry has taken advantage of their power for too long. We're calling them the fuck out.

Though the three of you are in competition with one another to be the ones to be lead actress for the Gay Mafia franchise, every night, the three of you may privately vote to use your the power of public shaming to make someone go away for a while until the Ronan Farrow article blows over. Each night you vote to target another player. That player is commuted for the night. Any actions that target them will fail and any actions they take will fail.

(A note on group powers: while you may all discuss your plans in your neighborhood, the votes will be submitted privately. An abstain vote is also allowed. Failure to submit a vote will result in abstaining. In the event of a tie between choices, the target of the ability will be randomized between the voted players, and your group WILL NOT be told who received it.)

Last Leading Actress Standing: Vengeful
Competition is fierce. If you somehow manage to take down two other leading actresses, you'll be the last one standing. With such a victory, you'll become vengeful! If you are ever lynched, you are given an immediate vigilante shot before the night begins.

Win Condition (Town): You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

Regina King
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You are Regina King, a Leading Actress aligned with the Town.

Okay you're the only actual fucking actress on this set so the role should be yours. After the smash success of Watchmen, where you showed off your range as a wife, mother, dramatic lead, action hero, and even sex symbol you're the hottest commodity in Hollywood. You've got more range than a Barrett .50cal and still they're making you go through the formality of auditioning against these hack actresses. To add insult to injury they're making you each shoot complete scenes so they can see what a test audience thinks. You know market research is important to big studios but what the fuck?! You're the only fucking professional here. You actresses have enough to deal with even without having to put you in direct competition with each other. The truly professional thing to do is to get rid of the other two so you can unlock your true power as the leading woman around here. Also you've SEEN that big blue dick in person. You have the power of the big blue dick inside you. You have not, however, had the actual big blue dick inside you. You want to be perfectly clear on that point. You are a professional and have never so much as touched the big blue dick. You don't think about it all the time at all. The big blue dick doesn't consume your thoughts like a colossal phallic vortex. I guess the vortex would be like...a space-time anomaly where the big blue dick itself stretches in impossible ways and consumes all matter in the universe. It wouldn't be like a big vortex of dicks because the big blue dick itself stands alone (ha) in its identity as the One True Dick. This isn't a religion and you certainly haven't given any thought or filed extensive paperwork establishing it as one. You certainly didn't take this job because you want to sneak subliminal messages about the Oneness of the Big Blue Dick into the film. Not at all.

YOU ARE A LEADING ACTRESS!
nomnomnom (Rachel Dolezel), Volpe14 (Nicki Minaj), and GuyInFreezer (Regina King) are all Leading Actresses. You all have a private chat you may access here.

#MeToo: Group Vote-Remover

We're not taking it anymore. Movie producers, directors, actors, everyone involved in the entertainment industry has taken advantage of their power for too long. We're calling them the fuck out.

Though the three of you are in competition with one another to be the ones to be lead actress for the Gay Mafia franchise, every night, the three of you may privately vote to use your the power of public shaming to make someone go away for a while until the Ronan Farrow article blows over. Each night you vote to target another player. That player is commuted for the night. Any actions that target them will fail and any actions they take will fail.

(A note on group powers: while you may all discuss your plans in your neighborhood, the votes will be submitted privately. An abstain vote is also allowed. Failure to submit a vote will result in abstaining. In the event of a tie between choices, the target of the ability will be randomized between the voted players, and your group WILL NOT be told who received it.)

Last Leading Actress Standing: Vengeful
Competition is fierce. If you somehow manage to take down two other leading actresses, you'll be the last one standing. With such a victory, you'll become vengeful! If you are ever lynched, you are given an immediate vigilante shot before the night begins.

Win Condition (Town): You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

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Post Post #7819  (ISO)  » Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:05 pm

Holy shit I am so stupid. The link has been updated. To the people who have already filled it out at the time of this message please fill it out again.

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Post Post #7820  (ISO)  » Mon Mar 16, 2020 10:33 am

Six of you still owe me a survey response. Please get it in so we can announce a winner.

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Post Post #7821  (ISO)  » Sun Mar 22, 2020 3:24 pm

Scum PT

Open for postgame discussion. Keep this thread civil or I will close it.

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Post Post #7822  (ISO)  » Sun Mar 22, 2020 3:32 pm

Thanks for opening it.
Can you address that with individuals who become uncivil (if any), instead of a blanket close?

Kuribo, I think you did well. You were left with a tightrope to walk, and I think if you had managed to get me out of the way sooner it might have been enough to squeak a win.
A community that stifles dissent does not deserve the title of community

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Post Post #7823  (ISO)  » Sun Mar 22, 2020 3:38 pm

I had some regret at allowing DV to be lynched. Knowing I was town letting that lynch happen was a tactical move to allow use of our group ability a night sooner. The scumread was actually very minor.
If DV not lynched we have to gift town who doesn't get killed or lynched, then wait another night, and hope the action finds something.
Using the LMS advances the action availability by a night. Haven't read scum PT yet but wondering if they held off killing in Dr hood to avoid being watched and caught.
A community that stifles dissent does not deserve the title of community

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Post Post #7824  (ISO)  » Sun Mar 22, 2020 3:59 pm

My dude kuribo you could probably stand to take a chill pill. Maybe a chill pill and a half. I know I'm a bit limp wristed these days and my history from ye olden times contradicts my current position, but I think it's ok to play without raging and no holds barred fighting. Sincerely it made this game less fun and made me regret replacing in, and I can't imagine I'm the only one who has that response to this sort of nonsense.

Like on one hand it's just a game who cares, but on the other hand it's just a game with no stakes. Victory doesn't mean anything so it feels like there could be a few barriers of decorum.
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both I and the mod team know where we stand regarding the plight of the palestinian people. proud to be a mafiascum member!

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