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Post Post #0  (ISO)  » Mon Sep 02, 2019 8:11 am

Mini Normal 2099 | Newbie Quotes

In Newbie 1928, Saladman27 wrote:Saladman does not approve the consumption of noodles

Designed by Ircher and Reviewed by BulletNLynchproof
Moderated by Saladman27


Playerlist
  1. rosterfoster Something_Smart
  2. NotMySpamAccount
  3. Tchill13
  4. Elements
  5. ReaperOfSouls
  6. Azuresky
  7. AaronFrost
  8. Hectic
  9. skitter30

Alive
Spoiler: 6/9
  1. rosterfoster
  2. NotMySpamAccount
  3. Tchill13
  4. AaronFrost
  5. Hectic
  6. skitter30


Dead
Spoiler: 3/9
ReaperOfSouls - lynched Day 1 - Vanilla Townie
Azuresky - killed Night 1 - 3-Shot Roleblocker
Elements - lynched Day 2 - Vanilla Townie


Events
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Post Post #1  (ISO)  » Mon Sep 02, 2019 8:21 am

Rules

Inspired by Plotinus' ruleset.

important bit

  • 14-day day phase, 48 hour night phase
  • Majority lynches
  • 48 hours before prod, 24 hours before replacement, 24 hour weekends
  • Bah posts allowed (limit: 1, free of game related content)
  • I have some unusual rules about animated GIFs, tiny text, proxying, prodging, last words, quoting PTs, twilight, and fall back kills. Scroll down for details.
  • Don’t be a dick



  1. Follow all site rules.
  2. Mod colour - My mod colour is #FF8000; refrain from using it.
  3. Behaviour - Don’t be a dick. This is a heated game but below the belt attacks will not be tolerated. Attack the play not the player.
  4. Don't talk about ongoing games - You may not talk to each other about this game outside of threads I have created for this purpose. You may not talk about other ongoing games in this thread.
  5. Animated GIFs - are of the devil, but they are permitted behind spoilers if clearly labelled as such.
  6. Tiny text - is also of the devil, keep it 70+ please.
  7. Provable randomness - is against the rules. Saying that you rolled a dice is fine, using dice tags or random.org is not.
  8. Cryptography - is forbidden. Breadcrumbing is okay.
  9. Confirmation - You have about 48 hours to confirm your role and your alignment by PM. Game will start sooner if everyone confirms. Posting in a private topic counts as confirmation.
  10. Days - Days last about 14 days, starting at 8am GMT and ending at 1 PM GMT. Extensions may be granted if there are replacements.
  11. Activity - You must post at least once every 48 hours or I will Prod you. You then have 24 hours to post in the game thread or I will replace you. The activity timers run at half-speed on weekends. If you need to be absent for longer than this, you should declare V/LA in bold in the thread like this: [b]@Mod: I will be v/la until Thursday[/b].
  12. Proxying - When you post v/la in the thread, you can proxy your vote to another player like so [b]v/la until Thursday, proxy vote to Plotinus[/b], then Plotinus will be able to move your vote like [b]YYYY votes: XXXX[/b], [b]YYYY room votes: AAA, BBB, CCC[/b]. I am not picky about the formatting but it needs to be clear which vote they're voting with. Your vote will be returned to your control automatically when you return from V/LA or at the end of the day phase.
  13. Prodging - A naked "prod dodge" does not reset the prod timer. To avoid being prodded/replaced for inactivity, include some game advancing content in your prodges, such as "got prodded; xxxx is still scum."
  14. Last words - If you replace out, you may PM me with a message to leave for the person who replaces you and I'll pass it on to them.
  15. Quoting - You can always directly quote from the public thread into any private threads I have given you access to, and from any neighbourhood threads into your scum PT. You can always quote yourself, unless it contains text that you haven't yourself written. Everything else must be paraphrased in a manner that clearly indicates it is a paraphrase. This includes but is not limited to: private mod communication including role pms and answers to questions, from neighbourhoods into public thread, from neighbourhoods into each other, from mafia PT into anywhere.
  16. Voting - Votes must be in bold in the format VOTE: Plotinus or Vote: Plotinus. Strong preference for using vote tags instead of bold tags. Unvotes are nice but not required. If I think it’s a vote, it’s a vote, no tricks. Type [v]Plotinus[/v] to vote and [uv]Plotinus[/uv] to unvote.
  17. Lynching - Days end early when a simple majority of players (50% of living players + 1 rounded down) vote to lynch somebody. If a majority is not reached at deadline or if a majority of the players vote for no lynch, the day will end without a lynch. At evens, 50% is sufficient for no lynch.
  18. Twilight - Begins when a majority is reached and lasts until I lock the thread: usually at the next pagetop. Later if I was afk, sooner if the flipped person requests it. You're still alive until I flip you so you can talk in any game threads you have access to until then, but no votes or unvotes will be counted.
  19. Night - Night lasts about 48 hours, ending at 8am GMT.
  20. Action submissions - You may submit actions via PM (if town) or PT (if scum). If the actions are not submitted by the deadline then you do nothing that night unless you're scum in which case I'll use an algorithm to determine a fallback kill for you because inactivity nokills are lame. You can change your mind as many times as you like before the deadline.
  21. Reminders - If I don't hear from you about your night actions, I'll PM you 24 hours before the deadline. This doesn't count as a prod. If I still don't hear from you, you will take no action (with the exception of the scum factional kill).
  22. Play to Win - and have fun!

Game specific information
  • Daytalk is allowed


VT Role PMHello XXXX,


You are a town Vanilla Townie.


During the day, you may vote for players you think are scummy and may use your words to convince other players to vote with you. During the night, you may reread the game thread in search of scumslips you missed during the daytime.


Alignment/win condition: You are a town aligned Vanilla Townie who can win with the town, which will happen when all threats to the town have been eliminated.


Good luck and have fun!


Confirm: by PMing me your role and alignment.

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Post Post #2  (ISO)  » Mon Sep 02, 2019 8:24 am

Sending out Role PMs...
Starting game in ~36 hours or when I have 7/9 confirmations


Confirmations: 9/9

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Post Post #3  (ISO)  » Mon Sep 02, 2019 5:14 pm

Day 1 BEGINS




VC 1.0
In Newbie 1930 TTTT wrote:
In post 162, CapnCrunch wrote:I literally don’t think you’re scum but you’re obsessed with me.

In post 162, CapnCrunch wrote:you’re obsessed with me.

In post 162, CapnCrunch wrote:obsessed with me.

In post 162, CapnCrunch wrote:obsessed


I mean...
the friendly smile
the blue eyes
the 'stache
the uniform
Image


Not Voting (9) - rosterfoster, NotMySpamAccount, Tchill13, Elements, ReaperOfSouls, Azuresky, AaronFrost, Hectic, skitter30

With 9 alive, it takes 5 to hammer.
Day 1 ends in (expired on 2019-09-17 11:00:00)

Game Notes
- Elements will be V/LA on the 4th and 5th of Sept

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Post Post #4  (ISO)  » Mon Sep 02, 2019 5:16 pm

I've been waiting 11 hours to do this:
VOTE: Elements

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Post Post #5  (ISO)  » Mon Sep 02, 2019 5:16 pm

I love RVS

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Post Post #6  (ISO)  » Mon Sep 02, 2019 5:18 pm

hey all!

@saladman i am regularly v/la on fridays and saturdays

VOTE: azuresky

elements, why the selfvote ?
Going into lylo against scum!skit unprepared is like having someone force feed you dull razor blades. It's painful, and once it starts, you're pretty much dead. ~ NMSA

Skitter you're a spirit animal's spirit animal ~ slaxx

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Post Post #7  (ISO)  » Mon Sep 02, 2019 5:19 pm

It's something I've always wanted to do as thee first post of a game but never done before

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Post Post #8  (ISO)  » Mon Sep 02, 2019 5:22 pm

How does one quote from past newbie games?

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Post Post #9  (ISO)  » Mon Sep 02, 2019 5:41 pm

In post 8, Elements wrote:How does one quote from past newbie games?


Like this.

VOTE: Elements

I see a wagon, I join a wagon.

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Post Post #10  (ISO)  » Mon Sep 02, 2019 5:53 pm

does one vote class as a wagon?

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Post Post #11  (ISO)  » Mon Sep 02, 2019 5:56 pm

In post 7, Elements wrote:It's something I've always wanted to do as thee first post of a game but never done before

So you decide to enter the game with a self-vote, eh? We just had to roll one of these jokers in our game, didn't we? You're either brain dead or you're scum. I sincerely hope for your own sake that you're the latter.

Let me tell you something, clown: Mafia doesn't work if people want to banter or joke around like it's a barbeque. Excessive joking around makes it really difficult to differentiate jokey behaviour from scummy behaviour, and allows people with memey backgrounds to build smoke screens for themselves for when they do roll scum. Your self-vote falls perfectly into that category, and I would be VERY surprised if I didn't see similar disgusting behaviour if I went looking through your past games.

Thing about this one self-vote of yours in particular though, is that it is INEHERENTLY scum-indicative. Town has no time to fuck around, every town member comes in with a subconscious mentality - whether they like it or not - of wanting to lynch scum and therefore win the game as town. Town NEVER self-vote, it doesn't make any sense to progress their win condition, does it? Scum come in with the mentality of wanting to MANIPULATE the town and lynch anyone, as long as it's not them or their scummy buddies. In this case, a self-vote causes confusion and can be perceived to lesser town players as a funny vote by a simple townie who's just joking around, or fishing for reads. WRONG, fortunately for us, I'm not an idiot. Show me a game, just ONE game where you've come into a game and self-voted as town. Oh wait, I don't need to wait, because I know there's no fucking chance you have.

In fact, you should know something about me; I take mafia VERY fucking seriously. And if I see some chickeneater like you go around self-voting like you're doing us all some favour, and helping progress the game, you are so so wrong.

Ironically though, you are doing us a favour; you're claiming scum. And you've just made this game 100 times easier for us. But I'm not going to thank you for that. In fact, I want you to feel REAL bad about it. Think about your idiotic actions and really drown yourself in misery for a few days. Ask yourself "why oh why would I ever commit to such an idiotic strat as scum, did I really think all the others players would be imbeciles?" Really contemplate your actions, especially that previous point, and you may just realise the error of your ways, and maybe, just maybe, you can return to this site a better man, and a better player.

Let's get this over with:

VOTE: Elements

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Post Post #12  (ISO)  » Mon Sep 02, 2019 5:57 pm

Good evening! It has been awhile.

VOTE: Elements

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Post Post #13  (ISO)  » Mon Sep 02, 2019 5:58 pm

oh dear

is that like .... a serious post ? are you usually so over the top ... ?

pedit @hectic
Going into lylo against scum!skit unprepared is like having someone force feed you dull razor blades. It's painful, and once it starts, you're pretty much dead. ~ NMSA

Skitter you're a spirit animal's spirit animal ~ slaxx

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Post Post #14  (ISO)  » Mon Sep 02, 2019 6:00 pm

also that's l-1
Going into lylo against scum!skit unprepared is like having someone force feed you dull razor blades. It's painful, and once it starts, you're pretty much dead. ~ NMSA

Skitter you're a spirit animal's spirit animal ~ slaxx

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Post Post #15  (ISO)  » Mon Sep 02, 2019 6:01 pm

In post 11, Hectic wrote:And if I see some chickeneater like you go around self-voting like you're doing us all some favour, and helping progress the game, you are so so wrong.


I like you <3

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Post Post #16  (ISO)  » Mon Sep 02, 2019 6:01 pm

A hammer on post 17 would be spicy.

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Post Post #17  (ISO)  » Mon Sep 02, 2019 6:01 pm

In post 13, skitter30 wrote:oh dear

is that like .... a serious post ? are you usually so over the top ... ?

pedit @hectic

You're in for a wild ride

UNVOTE:

I don't like being on L-1 on the first page

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Post Post #18  (ISO)  » Mon Sep 02, 2019 6:02 pm

In post 11, Hectic wrote:
In post 7, Elements wrote:It's something I've always wanted to do as thee first post of a game but never done before

So you decide to enter the game with a self-vote, eh? We just had to roll one of these jokers in our game, didn't we? You're either brain dead or you're scum. I sincerely hope for your own sake that you're the latter.

Let me tell you something, clown: Mafia doesn't work if people want to banter or joke around like it's a barbeque. Excessive joking around makes it really difficult to differentiate jokey behaviour from scummy behaviour, and allows people with memey backgrounds to build smoke screens for themselves for when they do roll scum. Your self-vote falls perfectly into that category, and I would be VERY surprised if I didn't see similar disgusting behaviour if I went looking through your past games.

Thing about this one self-vote of yours in particular though, is that it is INEHERENTLY scum-indicative. Town has no time to fuck around, every town member comes in with a subconscious mentality - whether they like it or not - of wanting to lynch scum and therefore win the game as town. Town NEVER self-vote, it doesn't make any sense to progress their win condition, does it? Scum come in with the mentality of wanting to MANIPULATE the town and lynch anyone, as long as it's not them or their scummy buddies. In this case, a self-vote causes confusion and can be perceived to lesser town players as a funny vote by a simple townie who's just joking around, or fishing for reads. WRONG, fortunately for us, I'm not an idiot. Show me a game, just ONE game where you've come into a game and self-voted as town. Oh wait, I don't need to wait, because I know there's no fucking chance you have.

In fact, you should know something about me; I take mafia VERY fucking seriously. And if I see some chickeneater like you go around self-voting like you're doing us all some favour, and helping progress the game, you are so so wrong.

Ironically though, you are doing us a favour; you're claiming scum. And you've just made this game 100 times easier for us. But I'm not going to thank you for that. In fact, I want you to feel REAL bad about it. Think about your idiotic actions and really drown yourself in misery for a few days. Ask yourself "why oh why would I ever commit to such an idiotic strat as scum, did I really think all the others players would be imbeciles?" Really contemplate your actions, especially that previous point, and you may just realise the error of your ways, and maybe, just maybe, you can return to this site a better man, and a better player.

Let's get this over with:

VOTE: Elements

This is the funniest post I've ever read.

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Post Post #19  (ISO)  » Mon Sep 02, 2019 6:02 pm

In post 13, skitter30 wrote:oh dear

is that like .... a serious post ? are you usually so over the top ... ?

pedit @hectic

In post 14, skitter30 wrote:also that's l-1

UNVOTE:

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Post Post #20  (ISO)  » Mon Sep 02, 2019 6:02 pm

elements have you played with hectic before? does he usually post like that ?

thoughts on roster?
Going into lylo against scum!skit unprepared is like having someone force feed you dull razor blades. It's painful, and once it starts, you're pretty much dead. ~ NMSA

Skitter you're a spirit animal's spirit animal ~ slaxx

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Post Post #21  (ISO)  » Mon Sep 02, 2019 6:03 pm

In post 19, ReaperOfSouls wrote:
In post 13, skitter30 wrote:oh dear

is that like .... a serious post ? are you usually so over the top ... ?

pedit @hectic

In post 14, skitter30 wrote:also that's l-1

UNVOTE:


did u realize u were making hte l-1 post ?
Going into lylo against scum!skit unprepared is like having someone force feed you dull razor blades. It's painful, and once it starts, you're pretty much dead. ~ NMSA

Skitter you're a spirit animal's spirit animal ~ slaxx

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Post Post #22  (ISO)  » Mon Sep 02, 2019 6:03 pm

VOTE: Reaper of Souls

Srsvote

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Post Post #23  (ISO)  » Mon Sep 02, 2019 6:05 pm

In post 21, skitter30 wrote:
In post 19, ReaperOfSouls wrote:
In post 13, skitter30 wrote:oh dear

is that like .... a serious post ? are you usually so over the top ... ?

pedit @hectic

In post 14, skitter30 wrote:also that's l-1

UNVOTE:


did u realize u were making hte l-1 post ?

No

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Post Post #24  (ISO)  » Mon Sep 02, 2019 6:05 pm

In post 20, skitter30 wrote:elements have you played with hectic before? does he usually post like that ?

If you look up memeing on the mafiascum wiki you get redirected to Hectic's profile

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