Welcome, husks of meat and mangy mongrels, to the Other Side. The Meta Verse. Hell. Whatever you wanna call it, you're dead and it's time for us to play a Game!
I see you have all brought your best... faces... to my game and that is good, you will need it. For you are in for 60 days of terror, torment and tribulation.
And when time runs out... you all lose. Well, most of you at least, who knows what I have in store~.
Yes yes, thank you Bern. Now, let's clear up some of the rules of my game.
When I appear in the thread and tell you to do something, YOU DO IT. Failure to obey direct orders from me will result in... punishment~. So please, disobey. I would love to punish you more.
Once I have completed my event with you all players involved in the event must
In this game, you will be attempting to collect keys. These keys will allow you entrance to the Well of Fears where you will finish your battle and fight to win your place as my Harbingers of the Other Side! What, you thought I would just let you in without a background check? Please, you're all too pathetic for that.
My servants will hand you out the detailed list of my rules for engagement... and for play. I suggest you read them carefully, ignorance is no excuse for not understanding. And of course, gracious host I am, you may ask me questions about the rules and I will answer to the best of my ability.
It's time. Turn the lights down, and the volume up! It's time... for ATMOSFEAR.