I don't dislike mislynch as much as most
I'd have prefered one, sure, but not all is lost
plenty will die in the Days to come
but patience is fine in finding scum
"gosh," everyone collectively says. "we're all so surprised by how many wild and wacky things happened throughout the day that we forgot to pick someone to kill together!"
"that's truly a tragedy," everyone continues, "because there's nothing that brings a town together like some good old slaying."
"if only we lived in the neighboring town of Echo Bay, Maryland, we could be brought together by the delicious taste of Echo Bay Grits!" they all continue.
"sadly," everyone says, "it's impossible for us to locate Echo Bay Grits, because they've got such a non-robust internet presence that we're just unable to find the store locator they supposedly have!"
this end of day flavor text was brought to you by Echo Bay Grits. the town that kills together, corporate shills together.
day 1 ends with no lynch. night 1 will end in (expired on 2017-09-26 11:30:00).
due to some issues that came up with me being offline for awhile, I'm extending the night 1 deadline by 24 hours. night 1 will now end in (expired on 2017-09-27 11:30:00).
when you awaken on the morning of the second day, you realize something is off: two of you have gone missing.
"I think Mulch and Vaxkiller have disappeared," someone says. "almost as if they've died! they were probably murdered by the mysterious group of people we are attempting to eliminate!"
"way to be pessimistic about it," someone else says. "you're such a Zoë."
"that's rich, coming from you," the first one says. "if anyone's a Zoë, it's you."
a third person speaks up. "everyone, everyone, we just need to calm down! I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for the disappearance! and even if they did die, it's entirely possible that they died of natural means. let's not read too much into any of this."
"you're such a Zelda," the first two people say in unison.
questionnaire cop backup*4 day 3 vigilante
you win when all players that oppose the town are eliminated.
each night, you can target a player. I will send you a multiple choice question from the questionnaire that has 4 answers, and if you can successfully guess what answer your target gave to that question, you will learn whether that player is aligned with the mafia or not.
if the day 3 vigilante, the backup day 3 vigilante, the backup backup day 3 vigilante, and the backup backup backup day 3 vigilante die, you will become the day 3 vigilante.
genie enabler compulsive bodyguard backup*14 day 3 vigilante
you win when all players that oppose the town are eliminated.
each night, as long as there are 5 or more players alive, I will send out a short questionnaire to each player. one of those questions will be "if you could have any wish for this game, what would it be?" I will do my best to grant one wish from someone other than you each night. however, if every single wish I receive is something outlandish and game-breaking, there will be consequences!
each night, you must target another player. if that player would die during the night, you will die instead.
if the day 3 vigilante, the backup day 3 vigilante, the backup backup day 3 vigilante, the backup backup backup day 3 vigilante, the backup backup backup backup vigilante, the backup backup backup backup backup day 3 vigilante, the backup backup backup backup backup backup day 3 vigilante, the backup backup backup backup backup backup backup day 3 vigilante, the backup backup backup backup backup backup backup backup day 3 vigilante, the backup backup backup backup backup backup backup backup backup day 3 vigilante, the backup backup backup backup backup backup backup backup backup backup day 3 vigilante, the backup backup backup backup backup backup backup backup backup backup backup day 3 vigilante, the backup backup backup backup backup backup backup backup backup backup backup backup day 3 vigilante, and the backup backup backup backup backup backup backup backup backup backup backup backup backup day 3 vigilante die, you will become the day 3 vigilante.
during the first week of the day, you'll need to vote on whether to lynch a Zoë or a Zelda (anyone who didn't answer the night 1 questionnaire can be lynched no matter what), then during the second week of the day, you'll be told who is a Zoë and who is a Zelda, and you'll vote on a lynch from among the players in the chosen group. players who correctly guessed whether there are more Zoës or more Zeldas will receive an additional vote during the second stage. it will take one fewer votes for mastina to be lynched.
0 players voting to lynch a Zoë
0 players voting to lynch a Zelda
Papa Zito - "Your signature has been blanked...we remove signatures at a users request if said signature references them, or if it quotes from a thread in the Speakeasy, which is not allowed without permission of the poster"
Also, what is NM doing? Worst play I’ve ever seen.
I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.
I'm guessing you haven't read the game and probably never will? Why even sign up to play?
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In post 1694, Vaxkiller wrote:At the moment I want a mario lynch as well. Vecna is close behind. Bulba pings back and forth for me and I would rather figure that out later.
A few others I would be willing to jump onto even tho im not as confident about them.
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Same shots a yday. Bulba/Mario/Eddie in some order.
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In post 1915, Alisae wrote:I didn't fill out the questionare
We're claiming if we picked Zelda or Zoewhateverthefuckthatis
I don't see the point I think we should just quickhammer one and get the longer day.
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Lying is a thing
also deciding a pool halfway thru day and then being locked into it seems no better than just getting a random pool and having time
you fuckers and ur no lynch d1
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