I am your King! Obey my words, or face my fire breath.
If you see something wrong with the Invasion Log, contact me the instant you see it.
Votes must be in the format
Vote: That Italian Plumber
. Unvotes go like this
Unvote: That Italian Plumber
. Unvotes are required.
If you see a majority reach on a player, shut your traps and let me deal with it! That means you too, Kamek!
I will send my son, Bowser Jr., to get you back here if you don't post in 48 hours. You don't respond in 48 hours, I'll have a CAPABLE underling to take your place.
You will see Bowser Jr. only three times. If you require a fourth visit, I'll just have Thwomp over there smash you, while I go look for a capable underling to claim your spot.
Due to the awesome complex of this game, TWO weeks will be your deadline. Ya don't reach majority, I'll burn the LIFE out of the one who has the highest total votes. If a tie happens, I'll randomly burn someone out of those people.
Once I have burnt you to a crisp, you stay burnt. I'll allow a bah post so long as it contains, and
contains, "Hail Lord Bowser!" Anything else will be deleted on sight, and reverted to the aforementioned phrase.
Henchmen are required to keep to this thread about this game. If I see you post about this game out of this thread, I will dunk a gallon of lava on your sorry ass.
The traitorous henchmen, as well as anyone that has a QT, may not talk in their assigned topic until I have closed the thread for night.
If you wish to edit your fail of a post, ask me, with the exact wording you wish to use. I will then edit it, and leave a note saying the post has been fixed to your liking. Note that I will instead burn you to a crisp if you want it fixed for anything other than a broken tag, or posts that make even MY head spin.
Night will last 72 hours. You don't send an action in, you don't do anything, although I'd like it if in case you don't want to do anything, PM me as such.
The traitorous hanchmen, as well as anyone that has a QT, may talk during their brief period.
I will not tolerate killing of their own kind. I see this happen, I will put a Wanted poster outside all of my Game Areas signifying that you will be warded.
Chapter 3 - Rules that can NOT be broken
is my Domain. You use it in any way/shape/form will have be put you on thin ice. Especially when there's lava underneath you!
Play to your win condition. I'll flatten and ward you away from future games if you even JOKE about refusing to play to your win condition.
Cursing is allowed, like always. Don't take it too far, or I'll torch you.
Play to have fun. It's a game. Lighten up.
Do not quote your role PM. Doing so will cause me to burn you with GREAT pleasure. Paraphrasing is fine. Talk to me first to make sure it is legal.
Do not quote King to Henchman conversation. You're not allowed to paraphrase. I'll burn you if you do.
Chapter 4 - General Rules
If for some reason I am incompetent, tell me what you need. For example
King Bowser: The Invasion Log is off.
Lord Bowser: That Italian Plumber needs a visit from your son.
This Guide can, and will, be revised if I see it needs to.
If you absolutely HAVE to go away for a time longer than 48 hours, say so. I don't check the V/LA thread.
No talking to other players outside the game. You shall be fried if I found out.
I will not tolerate any fake actions. I don't care if you are fishing for reactions; you will be thrown out of here if you test my patience.
Chapter 5 - Game Specific Rules
I'm not telling you which roles I didn't include! Just enjoy your time here, however long or brief it is!
This game was carefully made to ensure that game-breaking tactics won't work. If you joke about breaking this game, I will BURN you to a CRISP! You got that?
Note for the people who can't take a joke to save their own pathetic, miserable lives: I won't destroy you if you keep breaking a minor rule, unless you do it again...and again...and so on. I'm a reasonable King!
This means that the time period between the hammer, and the flip, are not meant for talking.
The standard factional win condition is the following:
"You (Character Name) win if all forces sharing my keys are burnt to a golden crisp and at least one pathetic player remains standing in your worthless faction!"
Anything else is different. If you have questions, do not hesitate to PM!