Three-Pronged Trouser God Mafia GAME OVER- Happy Ending?

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Post Post #0  (ISO)  » Mon Aug 10, 2015 7:57 am

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Within the chapel of the Free Love Commune, an atypical meeting was taking place. Usually, the degenerates and pleasure-seekers of the Commune would come here to call upon the Three-Pronged Trouser God. They would address the Trouser God, asking that they be granted such gifts as virility and endurance. Tonight was different, however, and the Communers were gathered for a darker purpose. Most of them would find no pleasure in this ritual.

One of their own had been brutally murdered. And now, the Commune needed to call upon the Trouser God to find whoever stood in the way of their pleasure. The table surrounded by shadowy figures was illuminated by a very large white candle, its silver holder looking to all the world like a small and iron fist. The flame danced, while white wax dripped as if about to spew its moist load all over the sacred church floor. The twenty-some residents of the commune stared into the candle and began their chant.

"Kuribo... Tripod... T-Bone

Kuribo... Tripod... T-Bone

God of Passion, God of Lust, God of Pleasure, God of Pain, God of Fear, God of Joy, we invoke you, Trouser God. God of Leather, God of Steel, God of Seed, God of Milk, we invoke you Trouser God. Kuribo... Tripod... T-Bone..."

A wind seemed to pick up in the chapel, and the candel began dripping sticky hot gobs of wax(?) on the table. A subtle whisper crept sideways into the ears of each person at the table.

"My children, my beautiful, fertile children who are nevertheless all of legal age for the purposes of this fiction..." The Trouser God spoke to his followers, caressing their inner ears with his soft words. "There are traitors among you, my faithful. You must root them out, for they seek to put an end to the pleasures of the flesh. I call upon each of you, find the haters among you, and I shall reward each of you with erotic joy above any you may experience. Defend our way of life, defend your God, but most of all defend your right to find sweet release in any way you see fit. Destroy the earthly vessels of those that stand in the way, send them to me and I will... punish... them... in a manner... ngggghhhh... most befitting... ohhh yes... ohhh Me... of a... of a.... TRAITOR! YES! DESTROY THE TRAITORS AND LOVE ME! YES! YES! OH MYSELF YES!"

The candle squirted its wax (I hope) into the air, anointing all of the Commune residents with its sticky, fecund fluid. Some of the folks thought they heard the Trouser God sigh in relief afterwards, as if from a great distance. One by one, the residents of the Free Love Commune exited the chapel. Their mission was clear... they needed to find those that stand in the way of their lifestyles. This will be their erotic awakening.


PARTAKING IN SENSUAL DELIGHTS (Alive)
1. Warped ZZZX
6. DrippingGoofball Loranthaceae NakedJogger
22. Gorkington


FLACCID AND DRY (dead)
vezokpiraka - Dr. Franklinstein - Commune Hack Doctor - Lynched Day 1
pisskop - Steve the Sub - Commune One-Way Neighbor - Gunned Down Night 1
Flubbernugget - Brett Favre - Commune Dick-Pic Vendor - Bible Thumped Night 1
Titus - Donald Trump - Wrong Place at Wrong Time Repubdickan - Lynched Day 2
Progfessor Emotion - Sister Fister - Commune Reformed Evangelicalist - Bible Thumped Night 2
Saint - The Gimp - Commune Gimp-turned-Vanilla - Lynched Day 3
Slobberknocker- Wally the Window-Peeper - Wrong Place at Wrong Time Commune Guy Bible Thumped Night 3.
Fresh- Brian Austin - Pruddite Vigilante Neighbor Defunded Night 3.
White Narcissus- Willy-Wonka Manson - Serial Killing Factional Redirecting Gravedigging Child Pornography Distributor Gunned Down Night 3.
Bacde - Officer Grant - Commune Vanilla Cop - Lynched Day 4
Xtoxm - Voyeurhotsex.com - Commune 3-Shot Stalker of All Trades - Lynched Day 5
Imperium - Brother Censorship - Pruddite Missionary lynched Day 6
farside22 - Mistress Drusilla - Commune Madam Jailkeeper - Defunded Night 6
Misaka Network - Bobby the 18-year-old-Virgin - Commune Vanilla Townie - Bible Thumped Night 6
Voidedmafia - Congressman Scott Walker-Texas Cruz - Repudickan 2-shot Nofun Vanillaizer lynched Day 7
St. Constantine the Hermit - Bruno Knight - Commune X-Shot Meth Addicted Lucid Dreamer overdosed on crystal meth Night 7
shos - Dr. Alpha - Commune Macho Doctor Bible thumped Night 7
SB - The Chair - Commune Furniture Bondage Enthusiast was bonded to shos and committed suicide Night 7
dramonic - Nosy Nancy Goodwife - Pruddite 2-Shot Meddler defunded Night 7
Anenien - Officer Hardbody - Commune Macho Cop Lynched Day 8
Spiffeh - SeXFiLEs3769 - Commune Conspiracy Theorist defunded Night 8
Jaqen Hghar - Jim Austin - Repudickans Vigilante Neighbor lynched Day 9

BANISHED (AKA MODKILLED AKA THIS BETTER REMAIN EMPTY)


RULES:

1. You may not discuss this game outside of this thread, with anyone, for any reason, unless your role specifically states that you can do so. I will supply anyone a Private Topic who is able to talk outside the thread.

2. Once you die in this game you may not post any more. Not even a "Bah/Go Team" post. Please save it for the post-game thread.

3. You are dead when I say you are. Until I post that you are dead, you may talk.

4. Once you have received your Role PM, please confirm by replying to the Role PM.

5. No quoting PM's for ANY reason. If you have a question about your role, PM me. Do not ask in the thread. No quoting PTs or Mod communication either, you can still paraphrase however.

6. Day phases will last 20 days, and night phases will last 48 hours.

7. All use of personal day or night actions MUST BE PMed to your Three-Pronged Trouser God. Factional abilities may be decided in the appropriate PT, but all other abilities must be received via PM (members of private topics cannot confirm their personal abilities in those private topics).

8. All posts must contain visible letters. You cannot use text that has to be highlighted to read, or text so small that it has to be enlarged. Although, coding your messages is allowed.

9. EVERYONE must participate in the game. You will be prodded after 48 hours of inactivity. Continued prods means you'll be replaced.

10. If you need to go V/LA for an extended period time (like more than 48 hours) please let me know by PMing me. You can also bold it in the thread if you wish.

11. All votes must be in emboldened in this format:[b] Vote: Player A
; if it's not in bold the vote does not count. Unvoting must be done in the same manner, though you do not need to include the name of the person you wish to unvote. For example; Unvote Vote: Player B. Unvoting isn't mandatory to vote another player, however doing so would be courteous to the Mods and help ensure accuracy of vote counts.

12. This is a game of strategy, but it is also intended to be fun. Some people play this game more aggressively than others. Do not be offended by this! It’s best to not take most things said personally. Also, leave any pre-existing animosity at the front door. Out of courtesy to the other players, leave your flavor-knowledge cocks at home and put your differences aside while playing.

13. No excessive trolling in the thread. Examples of this may be repeated posts calling other players names, using excessive profanity, repeating the same post over and over again. Trolling will be met with forced-replacement.

14. I WILL NOT answer any questions concerning any of my posts in the thread. If you feel I made a mistake, you can point them out through PM. I will fix any mistakes that may exist quietly. If you have any questions about your role or game, PM me. If I can answer them I will as long as it does not compromise the game.

15. Please keep all heads inside the hydra at all times. If you hydra slip, please use your hydra account to quote the post you slipped on. Generally though, don't slip!

16. As your all powerful Trouser Gods we reserve the right to change the rules and otherwise do whatever the fuck we want. Good luck and enjoy.
Last edited by God of Power Outlets on Mon Nov 09, 2015 12:41 am, edited 45 times in total.
My name is kuribo, and I'm a certified G and a bonafied stud. And you can't. Teach. That. And this right here? This is T-Bone. And he's 7 feet tall. And you can't. Teach. That. And this is Tripod, and he's hot as hell. And you can't. Teach. That. Badaboom, Realest guys in the room! How you doin'?

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Post Post #1  (ISO)  » Mon Aug 10, 2015 7:57 am

Game Specifics
A Game by Kuribo, T-Bone, and Untrod Tripod. Reviewed in part by Quadz08, Glork, Gammagooey and BBMolla

This game is HILARIOUSLY balanced...at least I'd like to think so. It's a non-vanilla game, we do not want any first timers here.

Oh also this is EXTREMELY Not Safe For Work (NSFW), Not Safe for your Parents House(NSPH), and Not Safe for you to Read When You Are Wanking it to Strangers (NSRWYAWS). Kuribo is soon to be a professional erotica writer...so think of this game and all of you, his test subjects. Also UT is pretty badass at this too, and Bone is just bad, so viewer discretion is advised.

This game features mature content not intended for an immature audience.

Here is an example of what a town Role PM might look like.

BBMolla - Bobby The 18-Year-Old Virgin - Commune Vanilla Townie

Hello, BBMolla, and welcome to Three-Pronged Trouser God Mafia! You are Bobby, the 18-year-old Virgin, Vanilla Townie. Please note the 18-year-old part because we don't want to go to prison. Since you're Barely Legal, you're not quite ready to partake in the delights of the flesh that await you in this town. But you're sure willing to watch everyone else so that you can get the hang of things!

Stay in the Corner: Watching, observing, you're a vanilla townie pretty much. (Wait a minute...)

You win when free love, sex, and depravity can be allowed to reign and nothing can prevent this.


Aside from this anti-commune factions will be able to request a fakeclaim or two.

Please refrain from trying to out-guess the Mods during the game. You can't do it, so don't bother. It'll accomplish nothing in-game except the wraith of your Trouser Gods.

Night actions will be resolved using NAR, you should be able to easily predict where your own role falls.

Roleplaying and shit is encouraged, but keep within site-rules. Also don't be a dick about it.

Generally don't be a dick during this game.

Uhhh that's it. Your Trouser Gods thank you for your patronage and worship.
Last edited by God of Power Outlets on Fri Aug 28, 2015 2:02 pm, edited 4 times in total.
My name is kuribo, and I'm a certified G and a bonafied stud. And you can't. Teach. That. And this right here? This is T-Bone. And he's 7 feet tall. And you can't. Teach. That. And this is Tripod, and he's hot as hell. And you can't. Teach. That. Badaboom, Realest guys in the room! How you doin'?

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Post Post #2  (ISO)  » Mon Aug 10, 2015 10:03 am

All Role PMs have been sent out. Those of you who have access to private topics should start seeing them within the next 5 minutes. Once that happens I'll unlock the thread. Good luck BITCHES.
My name is kuribo, and I'm a certified G and a bonafied stud. And you can't. Teach. That. And this right here? This is T-Bone. And he's 7 feet tall. And you can't. Teach. That. And this is Tripod, and he's hot as hell. And you can't. Teach. That. Badaboom, Realest guys in the room! How you doin'?

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Post Post #3  (ISO)  » Mon Aug 10, 2015 1:07 pm

Game will begin when 19 confirm.
My name is kuribo, and I'm a certified G and a bonafied stud. And you can't. Teach. That. And this right here? This is T-Bone. And he's 7 feet tall. And you can't. Teach. That. And this is Tripod, and he's hot as hell. And you can't. Teach. That. Badaboom, Realest guys in the room! How you doin'?

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Post Post #4  (ISO)  » Mon Aug 10, 2015 9:12 pm

TellTaleHeart walks through the woods, the weight of the recent meeting on his mind. Though he had nothing to say, he felt he was unready for this trial. He decided to leave the commune. Just as he approaches the border, a tentacle beckons to him. Curious, and more curiously aroused, TTH approaches the tentacle. He squeals in delight as the tentacle wraps its bulging, veinous limb around him. He moans in pleasure as the tentacle does the unspeakable to him, then collapses in exstacy. The tentacle climaxes, spraying thick white ink... Or something... All over him. TTH enters into a peaceful, eternal sleep. The white "ink" coalesces and takes on TTH's form, now identifying as Wisdom. Wisdom walks to the Commune, strong in mind and body where TTH was not.

tellTaleHeart is no more. Wisdom is come.


Wisdom replaces TellTaleHeart, effective immediately.
Last edited by God of Power Outlets on Fri Aug 14, 2015 6:34 pm, edited 1 time in total.
My name is kuribo, and I'm a certified G and a bonafied stud. And you can't. Teach. That. And this right here? This is T-Bone. And he's 7 feet tall. And you can't. Teach. That. And this is Tripod, and he's hot as hell. And you can't. Teach. That. Badaboom, Realest guys in the room! How you doin'?

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Post Post #5  (ISO)  » Tue Aug 11, 2015 10:13 am

The game (finally sheesh) begins.

Currently Voting: No one

With 25 Alive, it takes 13 to lynch.
My name is kuribo, and I'm a certified G and a bonafied stud. And you can't. Teach. That. And this right here? This is T-Bone. And he's 7 feet tall. And you can't. Teach. That. And this is Tripod, and he's hot as hell. And you can't. Teach. That. Badaboom, Realest guys in the room! How you doin'?

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Post Post #6  (ISO)  » Tue Aug 11, 2015 10:18 am

we should all mass claim

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Post Post #7  (ISO)  » Tue Aug 11, 2015 10:18 am

I am a fucking chair

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Post Post #8  (ISO)  » Tue Aug 11, 2015 10:18 am

A LITERAL FUCKING CHAIR

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Post Post #9  (ISO)  » Tue Aug 11, 2015 10:19 am

f u tbone

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Post Post #10  (ISO)  » Tue Aug 11, 2015 10:19 am

VOTE: Oversoul

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Post Post #11  (ISO)  » Tue Aug 11, 2015 10:28 am

I'm oversoul's mom. Im taking his vote and smacking him in the head with it.

Vote: xtoxm

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Post Post #12  (ISO)  » Tue Aug 11, 2015 10:32 am

I'm a BDSM duo with someone (they can claim if they want) who forgot the safeword to stop the roleplay so I undergo everything in silence.
In other words, I have a neighbourhood with someone however only he can post in it and I can only read.
M'kay.
VOTE: Oversoul
Let's get some wagons going.
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Post Post #13  (ISO)  » Tue Aug 11, 2015 10:35 am

my role is that i can never claim what my role is.
vote: farside

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Post Post #14  (ISO)  » Tue Aug 11, 2015 10:43 am

In post 12, wgeurts wrote:I'm a BDSM duo with someone (they can claim if they want) who forgot the safeword to stop the roleplay so I undergo everything in silence.
In other words, I have a neighbourhood with someone however only he can post in it and I can only read.
M'kay.
VOTE: Oversoul
Let's get some wagons going.



That's kinky. :wink:
Sarcasm is just a way of saying how stupid you think someone is but in a more polite way.

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Post Post #15  (ISO)  » Tue Aug 11, 2015 10:45 am

HURT WITH A BLADE: My partner for doing this to me
Time to spice this up.
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Post Post #16  (ISO)  » Tue Aug 11, 2015 10:46 am

I can't even role play because I'M A FUCKING CHAIR

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Post Post #17  (ISO)  » Tue Aug 11, 2015 10:56 am

we could roleplay with you if you want.

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Post Post #18  (ISO)  » Tue Aug 11, 2015 11:07 am

I think you could just pretend to be Clint Eastwood, Oversoul.
Show

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Post Post #19  (ISO)  » Tue Aug 11, 2015 11:10 am

Support for mass claim.

I'm a door hinge.

VOTE: Farside

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Post Post #20  (ISO)  » Tue Aug 11, 2015 11:18 am

im so unaroused.
titus wrote:I think you could just pretend to be Clint Eastwood, Oversoul.
why are you so boring.

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Post Post #21  (ISO)  » Tue Aug 11, 2015 11:34 am

Is this game just a troll or am I getting trolled?
"i agree we should have a rule against wgeurts" -Davsto
"let's have 2 rules against wgeurts" -DeathRowKitty

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Post Post #22  (ISO)  » Tue Aug 11, 2015 11:37 am

is there going to be porn here?

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Post Post #23  (ISO)  » Tue Aug 11, 2015 11:38 am

i am an FBI -- female body investigator

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Post Post #24  (ISO)  » Tue Aug 11, 2015 12:04 pm

In post 23, masters of fart wrote:i am an FBI -- female body investigator


That joke is older then me.
:dead:

@xtoxm: you know I've missed you but seriously....door hinge...there is nothing erotic about a door hinge.
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