ok ok ok I'm here sry for the delays
Whats that?
You lynched Keychain...
Keychain
...
You decided that this is the culprit...
I am fucking dissapointed in all of y-
WELL NEVERMIND APPARENTLY IT HAS GUNS YWALL WERE RI----
Keychain died in a terrible school bus accident. They were a
Even-Night Busdriver
Spoiler: Role PM
Even-Night Busdriver
On any Even night, you may target two players.
Should your action succeed, all actions targeting the first player will target the second player; all actions targeting the second player will target the first player.
As a result, you may not self-target. You will visit both players.
YOU WILL WIN THE GAME WHEN ALL THREATS TO THE TOWN HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED.
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2018 10:49 pm
by Alisae
Ya know,
I was doing a bunch of ranked yugioh duels for quite a while and um
I'm kind of having trouble finding Pine.
I really need to have to keep a good, firm, strict eye on him so he doesn't suddenly just decide to-
WHAT THE FUCK PINE
DGB slowly and unnaturally withered away and died. They were a
Paranoid Cop
Spoiler: Role PM
Paranoid Cop
Target a player during the night you will recieve the results town, mafia, or no result.
Because you are paranoid of Pine's amazeballs wolf sk1llz, your results will be "mafia."
YOU WILL WIN THE GAME WHEN ALL THREATS TO THE TOWN HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED.
BBmolla was swarmed and eaten alive by bugs that he could not identify. He was a
Vanilla Townie
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2018 11:00 pm
by Alisae
OwO whats this?
A letter.
Let's read it
And inside the letter was
Dear Alibae,
I'm sorry but I regret to inform you that everyone here with 5 dollars to kill each other. Here is a live video feed of the contract I signed with everyone
Love, Pine
...
...
...
Thats it.
I'm killing everyone here.
Fuck all of ywall
you are all incompetent.
I SEE YOU ARI
Aristophanes gave the town 5 dollars to mislynch themselves. He was a
1-shot Bulletproof Goon
Spoiler: Role PM
1-shot bulletproof Goon
You will survive 1 kill attempt during the game. This does not include lynches.
Other then this, you have no special powers other then your factional powers.
You win when your faction controls 50% of the town or nothing can prevent this from happening.
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2018 11:15 pm
by Alisae
HAH
FOUND YOU CAMN
BUSTED
I TRUSTED YOU TO KILL PINE YOURSELF
BUT NOOOOOOOOO
YOU COULDN'T DO IT.
YOU DIDN'T DELIEVER.
NOW EVERYONE IS DEAD
AND PINE AND HIS PIECE GOT AWAY
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO'S FAULT THAT IS?
YOURS
IF YOU WANT TO MAKE UP FOR IT?
HERE YOU FUCKING GO
camn was flung into the air and fell a terrible fall. She died....And was shortly revived
camn was turned into a cake and was cut up into a million pieces. She died...And was shortly revived
camn was turned into a butterfly and got caught in a spiderweb to be eaten by a large spider. She died...And was shortly revived.
She then drowned in a sea of jelly. And was shortly revived again.
(couldn't find any gifs sry)
camn was eaten by goats. She was then shortly revived.
But she will continue to go through terrible unspeakable deaths.
She was a
Innocent Child N0 Modified Masonizer Treestump
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2018 11:28 pm
by Alisae
A young girl in blue with bright pink hear who appears to be considered a being of magic cleans up the chessboard, staring down a cute adorable boy in a bee costume.
Bee: Ayyy
Ali: God fucking dammit be
Bee:
Ali: dw, I'll beat you next time at this. Its not like this game will go anywhere. It'll just get boring really quickly.
Bee: The first one wasn't even a good game.
Ali: Oh hush the first game was a great game. This one eeeeeeeeeh not as much. I think we should try out a different game tbh.
Bee: I agree.
Ali: I'm glad you do.
The young girl person then shelves the gameboard, to be played at a later date...or perhaps to never be played again.
The game has drawn to a close, the jig is up! Nobody has won, but the memory of this game remains!
Tfw the scummies are an actual joke
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2018 11:38 pm
by Alisae
oh I posted the wrong one.
Woops.
I'll fix it hold on.
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2018 11:39 pm
by Alisae
ok done
my baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2018 11:41 pm
by Alisae
like I'm half asleep cut me some fucking slack ok?
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2018 11:42 pm
by Mathdino
Is k
There's a decent argument that no one but Aristophanes won this
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 12:38 am
by camn
/me flips over table and stalks away, never looking back.
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 2:50 am
by Pine
So...next year “forget” to invite Ellibereth, and check if your best gal is in a self-immolation mood first.
I’ll take the second win
I really don’t think Town was as bad as overly-negative dinosaurs want to make it out to be. They over-relied on Ellibereth’s reads, then forgot about them in endgame. The nightkills really set this up though. Getting rid of Centipede, neutralizing Firebringer through roleblock and kill, correctly guessing the Mason, and setting up the LLD/Katsuki collision. The vengeful aspect wasn’t expected, but it was a nice bonus.
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 2:53 am
by Firebringer
In post 2914, Pine wrote:and setting up the LLD/Katsuki collision.
I don’t think u actually set this up
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 3:04 am
by Pine
The plan was originally to kill LLD and eliminate the potential for her to clear people based on redirects. Then I decided not to, and use the WIFOM of her survival as bait, guessing that *someone* would take it and get her killed by Town for us, or at least drive some TvT conflict. It was a calculated gamble, and it paid off. Like I said, the Vengeful thing was bonus, but the conflict was planned.
I can go find the relevant portions of the scum PT if you don't believe me.
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 3:09 am
by Aristophanes
WOOOOOOO!!!!
Best game to leave on!!!
I had so much fun with you all!
And Pine, I fucking love you dude
Thank ypu so much for helping me through this!!!
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 3:13 am
by Mathdino
the scumteam's nightkills were really fucked up
why would you kill ellibereth when 3 of us were in his townlist
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 3:15 am
by Pine
lolol
Yeah, the scum PT was the best part of this game. It's well worth a read.
I was so goddamn paranoid about Eavesdroppers after the first game where Aero got caught red-handed by one.
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 3:36 am
by Katsuki
Well done leaving LLD alive.
I would have had enough townreads to wrap this game up if not for what happened that day with LLD.
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 3:37 am
by Pine
That was the idea. Muddy the waters, give Ari more covering fire.
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 3:50 am
by Gamma Emerald
You guys are aware this is the exact fucking same sequence of events as the last one right?
Town has some sort of super-boon at the beginning
scum is reduced to one
the last scum endgames
If you decide to run another game like this don't be trite ok?
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 3:54 am
by xRECKONERx
i want to fucking kill every member of the town still alive
also, let this be a lesson to policy lynch ari early when he's lurking
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 3:56 am
by Pine
In post 2922, Gamma Emerald wrote:You guys are aware this is the exact fucking same sequence of events as the last one right?
Town has some sort of super-boon at the beginning
scum is reduced to one
the last scum endgames
If you decide to run another game like this don't be trite ok?