DEFCON Mafia 5.0: GAME OVER - NEW AMERICA FORMED

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

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IN THIS GAME LLD SAYS MASTINA IS TOWN AND THEY SHOULD INVERT MASTINAS READSLIST AND KILL THE TOP OF IT.

3/4 OF MASTINAS TOP TOWNREADS IN THIS GAME WERE SCUM SO THEY PROBABLY JUST WIN IF THEY LISTEN TO LLD

INSTEAD THEY ELIM LLD

TOWN LOSES THIS GAME BTW

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IN THIS GAME MASTINA IS SCUM, LLD IS TOWN

LLD DOES NOT DO THE INVERTED READLIST THING ON MASTINA - MASTINAS SCUM READLIST BTW HAD ALL TOWN IN THE TOP READS OR WHATEVER

SHE ALSO DOES NOT PUSH FOR MASTINA TO DIE ON D1 SHE INSTEAD PUSHES CAKES WHO WAS ALSO SCUM.

SO YOUR COMPLAINT ABOUT LLD BEING BIASED AND WANTING TO AUTOYEET MASTINA IS JUST NONSENSE

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Again LLD thought in both those games Mastina was antitown. She has not had a game (or had one shared) in which she notices the good in Mastina. I think you’re not understanding my point here Pooky. She always thinks Mastina is bad, bad town or bad scum. So she’s more inclined to want to yeet Mastina which makes her biased.

EXCEPT SHE LITERALLY DIDNT WANT TO YEET MASTINA D1 IN EITHER GAME I LINKED SO WHERE ARE YOU COMING UP WITH THIS SHE ALWAYS WANTS TO YEET MASTINA NONSENSE FROM

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Again LLD thought in both those games Mastina was antitown. She has not had a game (or had one shared) in which she notices the good in Mastina. I think you’re not understanding my point here Pooky. She always thinks Mastina is bad, bad town or bad scum. So she’s more inclined to want to yeet Mastina which makes her biased.

EXCEPT SHE LITERALLY DIDNT WANT TO YEET MASTINA D1 IN EITHER GAME I LINKED SO WHERE ARE YOU COMING UP WITH THIS SHE ALWAYS WANTS TO YEET MASTINA NONSENSE FROM

She did. She asked MathBlade to vote Mastina in D1 on Warehouse 13.
In the other game she says to invert the reads which means she views Mastina as a liability to town which is an inherent want to be gone.

So yes she always wants to yeet Mastina

WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT SHE NEVER EVEN VOTED MASTINA IN WH13

SHE ALSO NEVER VOTED MASTINA IN THAT OTHER GAME

ITS LIKE YOU ARE LIVING ON FANTASY ISLAND

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Again, your prompt wasn’t voting. It was wanting to yeet. She wanted to yeet Mastina. She wanted to have MathBlade vote Mastina.

In the other game I have stated this numerous times. She wanted Mastina’s reads list inverted.

LOL WHAT SHE WANTED TO YEET CAKE THATS WHY SHE VOTED CAKE

IN THE OTHER GAME SHE WANTED TO INVERT MASTINAS READSLIST

IT WAS LITERALLY 3/4 SCUM AT THE TOP SO IT WOULDVE WON THE GAME FOR THE TOWN

DO YOU WANT TO WIN OR DANCE AROUND A FIRE SINGING KUMBAYA?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

WHO CARES IF ITS BIAS OR NOT IF SHE CAN CORRECTLY IDENTIFY MASTINA SCUM

I DONT CARE IF LLD HAS AN INHERENT BIAS AGAINST MASTINA

I CARE IF MASTINA IS GOING TO FLIP AS RUSSKIE SCUM

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

And I want both. We can have fun and not yell and scream and sing kumbaya.

YELLING IS FUN

AMERICA FOREVER

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

BECAUSE NOBODY IS STUPID ENOUGH TO JUMP IN FRONT OF A STEAMING LOCOMOTIVE EXCEPT FOR KUPO MOGNET

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I REALIZE NOW THAT MIGHT BE READ AS CALLING YOU STUPID

I AM NOT CALLING YOU STUPID

YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT PERSON WHO IS FOND OF JUMPING IN FRONT OF TRAINS

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

WAIT I JUST REALIZED THAT MIGHT BE READ AS SARCASTICALLY INSULTING YOU

I HAVE TONE PROBLEMS SOMETIMES

I APPRECIATE YOU AND DO NOT MEAN TO INSULT YOU AT ALL

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

YES DEAR

NUKES NUKES NUKES

THE MORE YOU SHOOT THE MORE BADDIES DIE

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Does anyone have beer in a gif?

I need to chill out because people should have at minimum evaluated why no counter wagon.

no I do not because I am a real american who believes in restoring the 18th amendment

but also people were pretty much set on mastina before votes were a thing, I think mafia resigned themselves to that if mastina was mafia

idk i honestly thought et al was going to be a big wagon today and i'm surprised it didn't materialize

IM SURPRISED ANYONE THINKS ET AL COULD BE SCUM AFTER SKITTER DID HER "IF I FLIP TOWN YOU GUYS NEED TO MAKE SURE POOKY DIES" THING

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I MESSED UP MY STEAK TODAY ITS SO WELL DONE I ACTUALLY HAD TO LOOK IN MY FRIDGE FOR STEAK SAUCE

ITS LIKE FOUR YEARS EXPIRED BUT IM NO COWARD

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

THIS GAME WOULD BE BORING WITHOUT ME SO I BETTER NOT GET NIGHTKILLED

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

MY STEAK SAUCE IS MADE BY PETER LUGER

ITS AN OLD FASHIONED STEAK HOUSE FOUNDED IN 1887 AND ITS STILL AROUND SO YOU KNOW ITS GOOD

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

THIS KIND OF SUCKS THAT CAKES MADE US DIVORCE

YOU PROBABLY WOULD NOT HAVE OVERCOOKED THIS STEAK

I HAVE BAD ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER SO I VERY EASILY FORGET THINGS

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Bah Post

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Well my reads still suck, but I guess all's well that ends well. Not the most thrilling of conclusions, but I enjoyed...most of you, obvious exceptions aside.


It was an honor returning to serve with you all one last time, but now I must bid you farewell and return to monke.

Lt. gorilla, Over and Out.

Thanks for coming back for one last hurrah Gorilla!

glad we could win this one together for AMERICA THIS TIME <3

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Why is there a thing on my head.

your prize for getting shot by Noraa <3

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Was it? *peeks again*

I forgot that Marry was eaten by a dog and was also scum.

*Pokes Joqiza*

Just as I said the whole time.

We miss her

even if she managed to completely pocket me by giving me lots of apple pie.

she is too tricky

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

ali is a fucking treasure <3