Reviewed by Ser Arthur Dayne, Ircher and randomidget
What happened then, would change his life.
An ad appeared. Not one of those cheesy ads recommending some Russian woman like you always see, no. This one, it was different.
"HAVE YOU ALWAYS BEEN LONELY? HAVE YOU ALWAYS BEEN ALONE, YOUR ENTIRE LIFE?"
The poor man nearly cried. Finally understood, tissues in his hand, unable to do anything but nod.
"DID YOU KNOW EVEN YOUR BODY BETRAYED YOU? YOU HAVE TWO KIDNEYS, BUT YOU ONLY NEED ONE. THAT'S RIGHT, EVEN YOUR BODY MAKES SURE NOTHING IN IT IS LONELY, THE FUCKING TRAITOR!"
Now that,
"WORRY NOT, WE CAN HELP! IF YOU GIVE US THE USELESS KIDNEY YOU DON'T NEED, YOU CAN JOIN THE KIDNEY CULT! WE WILL BE YOUR FRIENDS, YOU WILL NEVER BE ALONE ANYMORE! IF YOU WANT TO BE POPULAR AND HAVE FRIENDS, JUST CALL 577611955334658221733644582344691312 AND WE WILL BE THERE FOR YOU!"
Suddenly, the man bursted into laughter. "Incredible, these people want me to give organs to join a cult. That phone number isn't even a real phone number, idiots! HAHAHA, I'm not that stupid!"
A loud, booming voice resembling Morgan Freeman's echoed through the room. "He indeed was that stupid.
He called the phone number. Because of the Kidney Cult's relations with ScuMobile, they registered the call. It was only a matter of moments before they would be at his door, carrying a rusty knife loaded with a thousand different diseases. Great job, man that has no name because the writer was too lazy.
Welcome to the Kidney Cult, you ass."
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