Alisae V Pine: Confirmations Thread

[Pine]

Definitely choosing the guy with the best taste in movies.

List of top three most entertaining movies ever off the top of your head, go.

[Pine]

I don't play mafia hardly ever, so I do hope y'all make it worth it.

Couldn’t ask for a nicer crowd!

The Lobster
He died with a Felafel in His Hand
Rocky Horror Picture Show

Ummm

One of those is good. Partial credit

[Pine]

Let's make a quick checklist of things I need to do this game:

-1v1 with Formerfish
-gif wars with Pongwin
-tunnel Skygazer
-stay hidden from the worst's gaze
-don't pick a fight with Mastina

I think that's a good start

It should be mentioned that, in a game of this size, with many players who prefer slower or more stately games, as well as some who rarely play at all, we will be politely requesting that you (all) chill the fuck out for at least the first couple of days. We discussed putting a limit on posting, or implementing the geriatric ruleset, but decided you were collectively mature enough to respond to a simple request.

This doesn’t mean you can’t meme, or shitpost a little, but please be respectful of the 26 other players.

[Pine]

Yes, there are structural problems with the request. My *whole job* this game is to distract, misdirect, and deceive, while Ali just does that naturally.

Still. Grown-ass adults with more-than-fulltime jobs and families etc find it difficult to keep up and stay engaged when we wake up to ten new pages and come home from work to fifteen more.

Example: while taking time to respond to this thread, I nearly hit two white-tailed deer crossing the road, one of them this year’s fawn, its spots still in evidence. That would have ruined my day, and I’ve got to stop texting/typing while driving.

[Pine]

but yeah please be kind
especially to xofelf
she decided to play mafia in 2019
don't make her regret it please
i wanna play with her

If you realize that you are dominating a page or talking to the same people for more then 2 pages
wrap up your conversation and let other people talk

One thing I suggest trying is just not posting until the end of your day and just catch up
the more people that do this, the easier the read is.

Like i get it
people will be excited to play
I am too
but we don't need this to be a living nightmare for people who don't post as much

but ye if I see a single day 1 replace out from someone who can't keep up because everyone demands to go fast
I'ma be mad

Alisae making sense about spamposting

What world is this

[Pine]

The “two pages” rule is an especially good one.

As is the “post at the end of your RL day” suggestion

[Pine]

I'll try to join some other games that can steal my hyperpost energy.

Spoiler= tags for content that is pretty memey can be a good idea.

Your hyperposting tends to be unusually pleasant and content-filled, and often makes you easy to read.

So don’t do that this game. If you’re Town I want you as hard to read as possible, and if you’re scum I’d rather you not broadcast it plzkthx

[Pine]

How is the selection of masons and mafia decollided without either Pine or Alisae being spoiled?

Is there a way I could ask that without making up a word?

Cleverly.

[Pine]

Yeah, but your main is just the worst.

I thought the worst was already in this game

Privileges of being green.

I can play on two accounts in the same game and no one can ban me.

Reported

[Pine]

Deleted.

PMed Zoraster

Is it true that if you kill the List Mod you take his power? It’s like Highlander, right?

[Pine]

27. 25 of you plus Ali and I.

[Pine]

It’s not even one. They’re avian, not human.

Racist. I suppose you hate trees, too?

[Pine]

Yeah Titus is good people when she doesn’t argue with her hydra partner for more than a thousand posts on D1

[Pine]

You’re a person, so you count as a person.

Jingle might disagree though. I hear he’s super speciest against nonhumans

[Pine]

did pine ignore that I am out for REVENGE!?!?!?!

pine ur going down

Who are you again?

[Pine]

pine if u dont make an all skittle scum team then ur a coward

I seriously considered it. Last year half the team was skittles, I think

This campaigning and posturing for whether you get drafted or not is fruitless. I’ve had a ranked-order list of who I want to draft for more than a week, with dossiers on each of you. While some changes may be made in the draft process to adjust for who Town recruits, I’ve done several mock drafts and I think I have a handle on who will end up on my team. I can read Jinglisae like a book.

[Pine]

Pfft.

Hey, who wants a hint about my draft order?

is fruitless.

I see what you did there. Because none of them are trees.

Well there’s also the major surprise gimmick that even Ali doesn’t know about yet (I think)

[Pine]

I’ve had a ranked-order list of who I want to draft for more than a week, with dossiers on each of you.

This is true, btw. He sent me a picture. I still don’t know what favorite cereal has to do with scum competence, but he’s definitely done his research.

On the other hand, my preparation for this game has been to tape all of your avatars to my dart board and buy a blindfold.

I angled the picture so that the rank order was out of frame.

[Pine]

The mechanics and the playerlist also means i dont want to role scum

But...that’s the whole challenge! Deceive the elite of MafiaScum while handicapped with a potential liability!

Who wouldn’t want that challenge?

[Pine]

Also, sending the first draft selection......

now

!

[Pine]

I know what you did last summer

[Pine]

The mechanics and the playerlist also means i dont want to role scum

But...that’s the whole challenge! Deceive the elite of MafiaScum while handicapped with a potential liability!

Who wouldn’t want that challenge?

Wait. Are we the elite?

Some of you are.