NY 162: A Week at the Theatres (18/18)

MattP · Post Post #0 (isolation #0) » Fri Jan 25, 2013 5:57 pm

Sit back, relax, and enjoy some colorful commentary and selected readings from your host, MattP, as you spend half of your time looking for scum, and the exit.

Assistant Producer: Maestro

In (18/18):

1) Konowa
2) TheTrollie
3) ActionDan
4) Go
5) Nobody Special
6) wind-up
7) HumanDestroyer
8) KingdomAces
9) roflcopter
10) JacobSavage
11) Kdowns
12) ZONEACE
13) greygnarl
14) petapan
15) Smashboard
16) MrZepher
17) Dramonic
18) Bacde

In to Replace:

1) ArcAngel9
2) PeregrineV

Alts and Hydras are allowed.

MattP · Post Post #2 (isolation #1) » Fri Jan 25, 2013 6:01 pm

In post 1, Konowa wrote:24CX18

Ass.

Your reservation code has been approved.

MattP · Post Post #4 (isolation #2) » Fri Jan 25, 2013 6:05 pm

In post 3, TheTrollie wrote:572JG34

Welcome to our Mattinee showing. Please take a seat.

MattP · Post Post #6 (isolation #3) » Fri Jan 25, 2013 6:11 pm

In post 5, ActionDan wrote:impossible not to

/in

Seat 4DDDDDD, up in the balconies.

Just push the other bodies out of the way.

We are

delighted

to have you.

MattP · Post Post #9 (isolation #4) » Fri Jan 25, 2013 6:58 pm

In post 7, Go wrote:in

There are no phones, fur coats, and expensive jewelry allowed inside. We will take them all to the coat rack to return to you prior to leaving the theatre. Enjoy the show.

MattP · Post Post #11 (isolation #5) » Fri Jan 25, 2013 8:00 pm

In post 10, Nobody Special wrote:Front row, center, thanks.

/in

Fantastic, you've chosen our wet zone. Please remember that blood stains.

MattP · Post Post #13 (isolation #6) » Fri Jan 25, 2013 8:12 pm

In post 12, wind-up wrote:/in please

Welcome, remember this is a game only for the strong of heart, and those that feel contempt for the name that is Andrew Lloyd Webber

MattP · Post Post #18 (isolation #7) » Sat Jan 26, 2013 4:33 am

In post 14, TheTrollie wrote:i want to change seats, there is a baby behind me crying!

I assure you, once the show begins, everyone will be crying.

In post 15, Human Destroyer wrote:Oh hey an NY game

/in

Are backstage passes involved?

Welcome to the theater. Please remember to keep the aisles clean. If there are any bodies stinking up the audience do not hesitate to throw them into the pit.

In post 16, KingdomAces wrote:/in

I've felt like playing a large for a while now.

Wonderful, you're in for an absolute treat.

In post 17, roflcopter wrote:/in

Fantastic, the doors only open inwards anyway.

MattP · Post Post #22 (isolation #8) » Sat Jan 26, 2013 12:08 pm

In post 21, kdowns wrote:/in

In case of Cats, please use the emergency knife, which can be found under your seat

MattP · Post Post #25 (isolation #9) » Sat Jan 26, 2013 4:44 pm

In post 24, ZONEACE wrote:/in

I doubt my theater knowledge will aid in my play, but who cares.

It's a normal game, the theater will just be some fun on the side. Now take a seat mister.

MattP · Post Post #26 (isolation #10) » Sat Jan 26, 2013 5:24 pm

6 more tickets are available! C'mon, maybe the show can start tonight!

MattP · Post Post #31 (isolation #11) » Sat Jan 26, 2013 6:56 pm

In post 29, greygnarl wrote:/in

The management would like to thank you for your lifetime donation.

In post 30, petapan wrote:/in

We'll keep your eyes peeled for any updates

MattP · Post Post #39 (isolation #12) » Sun Jan 27, 2013 8:14 pm

In post 38, MrZepher wrote:/in

Ignore the blood on the ticket... and my inbound regret....

Be one of the final two and you'll enter a free lottery to receive a free sock, with mystery meat inside!

You will receive the reward after the game has finished

MattP · Post Post #43 (isolation #13) » Sun Jan 27, 2013 8:45 pm

Unfortunately poohbear has no prior experience at the theater. At least 1 show must be seen so that the viewers have a substantial amount of knowledge about the material. Therefore, one more theatre-goer is needed. However, we appreciate both of your support, and we will be taking poohbear out back so that he can help us prepare Hors d'œuvres for the show to pay for the fees of bathroom use and "stair-dirtying" while in the theater space.

MattP · Post Post #48 (isolation #14) » Mon Jan 28, 2013 9:03 am

If the popcorn servant is too slow please stomp on her toes with the cleats we've provided you with under your chairs.

Thank you, and the show shall be beginning as soon as we gain rights to actually be in the theatre.

MattP · Post Post #54 (isolation #15) » Tue Jan 29, 2013 3:45 pm

I was JUST about to send out a PM. I am still waiting for permissions.