UnCouTh mAfia
Incompetently hosted by
Serene2
, an abomination made up of FakeGod, kuribo and DrippingGoofball, and their absentee spiritual leader, Fate.Description:
This game is a shameful and wholly unnecessary sequel to the infamous Polite Mafia, at the request of some deranged players that felt the need to relive the nightmare, like PTSD Vietnam veterans need to relive ducking snipers and the massacre of villagers. This will not be a completely uncivilized affair; in fact, you will be obliged to participate in regular moments of prayer led by Reverend Insincere
, whom you are free to try to drown if he continues to refuse to shower. If at any time you feel the need to confess, the confessional is over there to the left, just follow the flies.Snacks:
No cucumber sandwiches. Stale Cheetos, microwave popcorn, room-temperature beer and PepsiMax. Location:
The basement of the BadaBing. There is a dart board, a ping pong table with three legs, and plenty of sacks to drag the dead bodies up the stairs without upsetting the strippers.RULES OF BEHAVIOR
:- EVERYONE will be post-restricted.
- If fellow players (or if the mod notices!) anonymously report more than 3 failed post restrictions per day, YOU WILL BE MODKILLED!
- Deadlines:Days are three weeks (or until lynch); nights are 72 hours.This game uses plurality lynches.Ties are broken by the person most-recently the highest above the other (e.g. 5/4 becoming 4/4, or 4/3 becoming 4/4). No-lynching is possible, with the same threshold as a player. However, unless otherwise specified, failure to submit an action is a no-action.
- Votingmust be bolded or in vote tags to be counted. If I recognize who it's for, it counts.
- Please try to hold your liquor.
- No selling of illegal substances on premises.
- Shooting guests at night is permitted provided they are sleeping and don't see you coming.
- No farting, burping or giggling during the obituaries.
- Players must be muffled with a sock and duct tape before being hanged so that the noise does not draw spectators from the patrons upstairs.
- No calling of police, fire station, or EMTs .EVER
Volunteer future corpses:
1. ika
2. PeregrineV
3. Katsuki
4. T S O
5. Bookitty
6. SleepyKrew
7. Nachomamma8
8. AngryPidgeon
9. ChannelDelibird
10. fferyllt
11. TierShift
12. BRantz
13. Nobody Special
14. F-16_Fighting_Falcon
15. Espeonage
16. beastcharizard
17. notscience
Replacements and other cowards:
1. Arcangel9
2. Muffin
3. Untrod Tripod
4. Cheery Dog
5. T-Bone
6. Metal Sonic
Rotting cadavers spectating from the safety of the underworld:
1. The Ghost of Julian de H
2. Konowa
3. eyestott
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