You undressed? Good, welcome to our Kingdom. You can have anything you like...and we mean anything. All the dicks your heart desires. And your bunghole. And any other hole you have, we don't judge.
Sorry this wasn't more lustful for you. Want to know more? Then you sign your tight ass up for this game. Alright...later babe."
Three-Pronged Trouser God Mafia - A Game by Kuribo, Untrod Tripod, and T-Bone. Reviewed by xReckonerx and Quadz08. Also Glork was there when UT and Bone were talking about it, had the chance to stop the madness, but didn't, so we'd like to thank him for that.
This game is HILARIOUSLY balanced...at least I'd like to think so. It's a
Oh also this is EXTREMELY Not Safe For Work (NSFW), Not Safe for your Parents House(NSPH), and Not Safe for you to Read When You Are Wanking it to Strangers (NSRWYAWS). Kuribo is soon to be a professional erotica writer...so think of this game and all of you, his test subjects. Also UT is pretty badass at this too, and Bone is just bad, so viewer discretion is advised.
As such we would prefer players who are mature enough to handle this.
Also you need to have some on-site experience to play, exposing newbies to UT is the leading cause of flaking on MS. Hydras are okay as long as they are public and no more than two players per hydra. We might allow bigger hydras, but that would require a sacrifice to your Trouser Gods and special permission.
25 players GOGOGOGOGO
1. ZZZX
2. Fresh
3. Titus
4. Masters of fart (Metal Sonic and Shos)
5. Jaqen Hghar
6. NakedJogger
7. Imperium (Nachomamma8 and Tammy)
8. Idiot Savant (Bellaphant and ika)
9. TellTaleHeart
10. Quaroath
11. Oversoul
12. Saint
13. Vifam
14. wgurts
15. TheIrishPope
16. Anenien
17. ActionDan
18. Farside22
19. Flubbernugget
20. dramoic
21. Profgessor Emotion (Mastin2 and Ms Maraganal)
22. Gorkington
23. Xtoxm
24. Voidedmafia
25. hiplop (and maybe company)
1. SleepyKrew