kidney mafia
Comodded by MarioManiac4 and Zaphkael
Reviewed by Ser Arthur Dayne, Ircher and randomidget
Reviewed by Ser Arthur Dayne, Ircher and randomidget
A small, young man sat at his computer. Browsing the interwebs, playing seventeen games at once on the very popular site mafiascum dot net. After hours and hours of yelling at others because they were too stupid to see that mario was most definitely obvscum, he took a break and visited a less child friendly site filled with nature documentaries about the mating behaviour of the human. Interesting, really.
What happened then, would change his life.
An ad appeared. Not one of those cheesy ads recommending some Russian woman like you always see, no. This one, it was different.
"HAVE YOU ALWAYS BEEN LONELY? HAVE YOU ALWAYS BEEN ALONE, YOUR ENTIRE LIFE?"
The poor man nearly cried. Finally understood, tissues in his hand, unable to do anything but nod.
"DID YOU KNOW EVEN YOUR BODY BETRAYED YOU? YOU HAVE TWO KIDNEYS, BUT YOU ONLY NEED ONE. THAT'S RIGHT, EVEN YOUR BODY MAKES SURE NOTHING IN IT IS LONELY, THE FUCKING TRAITOR!"
Now that,
"WORRY NOT, WE CAN HELP! IF YOU GIVE US THE USELESS KIDNEY YOU DON'T NEED, YOU CAN JOIN THE KIDNEY CULT! WE WILL BE YOUR FRIENDS, YOU WILL NEVER BE ALONE ANYMORE! IF YOU WANT TO BE POPULAR AND HAVE FRIENDS, JUST CALL 577611955334658221733644582344691312 AND WE WILL BE THERE FOR YOU!"
Suddenly, the man bursted into laughter. "Incredible, these people want me to give organs to join a cult. That phone number isn't even a real phone number, idiots! HAHAHA, I'm not that stupid!"
A loud, booming voice resembling Morgan Freeman's echoed through the room. "He indeed was that stupid.
He called the phone number. Because of the Kidney Cult's relations with ScuMobile, they registered the call. It was only a matter of moments before they would be at his door, carrying a rusty knife loaded with a thousand different diseases. Great job, man that has no name because the writer was too lazy.
Welcome to the Kidney Cult, you ass."
What happened then, would change his life.
An ad appeared. Not one of those cheesy ads recommending some Russian woman like you always see, no. This one, it was different.
"HAVE YOU ALWAYS BEEN LONELY? HAVE YOU ALWAYS BEEN ALONE, YOUR ENTIRE LIFE?"
The poor man nearly cried. Finally understood, tissues in his hand, unable to do anything but nod.
"DID YOU KNOW EVEN YOUR BODY BETRAYED YOU? YOU HAVE TWO KIDNEYS, BUT YOU ONLY NEED ONE. THAT'S RIGHT, EVEN YOUR BODY MAKES SURE NOTHING IN IT IS LONELY, THE FUCKING TRAITOR!"
Now that,
that
was rude. How dare
his body adapt itself to not being alone?! If it didn't hurt himself, he would have killed it!"WORRY NOT, WE CAN HELP! IF YOU GIVE US THE USELESS KIDNEY YOU DON'T NEED, YOU CAN JOIN THE KIDNEY CULT! WE WILL BE YOUR FRIENDS, YOU WILL NEVER BE ALONE ANYMORE! IF YOU WANT TO BE POPULAR AND HAVE FRIENDS, JUST CALL 577611955334658221733644582344691312 AND WE WILL BE THERE FOR YOU!"
Suddenly, the man bursted into laughter. "Incredible, these people want me to give organs to join a cult. That phone number isn't even a real phone number, idiots! HAHAHA, I'm not that stupid!"
A loud, booming voice resembling Morgan Freeman's echoed through the room. "He indeed was that stupid.
He called the phone number. Because of the Kidney Cult's relations with ScuMobile, they registered the call. It was only a matter of moments before they would be at his door, carrying a rusty knife loaded with a thousand different diseases. Great job, man that has no name because the writer was too lazy.
Welcome to the Kidney Cult, you ass."
Playerlist
- gonkbadoop taskmaster (hydra of schadd_ and gigabyteTroubadour)
- SlySly
- hebichan
- Lycanfire
- Bins
- POWERFUL WARRIOR (hydra of hiplop and The Bulge)
- Spiffeh
- Wings
- gerryoat
- PeregrineV
- Arcade Pals (hydra of Dunnstral and MariaR)
- Hopkirk
- torgonitoh
- Lasagne Bot (hydra of kraska77 and Transcend)
- Carcalilly
- Can It (hydra of chamber and Cheetory6)
- rb
- Narna
- TPFKAP
- grapes
- Zachstralkita
Replacements
- Game Replacement
Spectators
- Errantparabola
- RedFlavor
Requirements
We reserve the right to refuse any /ins at our discretion.
5 hydrae max, no exceptions. 2 heads max, but we may make exceptions if all players agree.
There are no special mechanics in effect.
This game is
This game is
not
bastard.
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