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Post Post #0  (ISO)  » Tue Jan 12, 2021 3:06 pm

It's that time of year again! That's right it's time to troll the fuck out of Alisae have a good-spirited moment to express just how much we managed to not actively hate feel gratitude for someone on this site this year!

Would you like to submit a S N A Z Z Y? If so, you should PM me with the following:
-The title of the award
-The recipient of the award (+ a link to their avatar)
-A gif that captures the sense of the award
-A short description of what the award means and why you're giving it out

Does anyone review the award in question? Do you need to feel like you have a wholistic sense of someone's play or read a whole bunch of stuff to give a Snazzy? Fuck No. I do a quick check to make sure the award does not seem mean-spirited and other than that it gets posted. Note that the S N A Z Z I E S actively encourage giving awards that have nothing to do with 'skill' but rather other things that make you happy.

Now let's get the ceremony underway!

Insert longwinded speech here

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Our first award is the only one that is not given out from the recipient of the previous year (due to the nature of this particular award). It's THE ARBITRARY! Given out by Jingle.

And it "Goes to the participant whose usernumber popped up in random.org when I randomized the userlist for MS."

Incredible.

Who won the JINGLE JANGLE Arbitrary lottery?

It's...

Spoiler:


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Did Jingle sort by people who posted in the last year, or posted at all?

HE SURE DID NOT!

Incredible! And this year, he actually hit someone who *had in fact posted on site* ... back in 2002. Maybe next year he'll random someone that actually set up an avatar (but probably not).

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Our next award is THE TARDIS. This wonderful award is given out by the one and only Something_Smart, the winner from last year, to someone that encapsulates the "most calm, down to earth, sensible type player."

Who could possibly match this description?

Why it's none other than...

Spoiler:
Bell
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The awards will continue... when I feel like posting more of them! :lol:
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Post Post #1  (ISO)  » Tue Jan 12, 2021 3:26 pm

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Post Post #2  (ISO)  » Tue Jan 12, 2021 4:01 pm

congrats wilson !
i appreciate how you have made it a mission for yourself to take the concept of "normal" and stretch it beyond the point of absurdity
~petapan

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Post Post #3  (ISO)  » Tue Jan 12, 2021 4:08 pm

Our next award goes out from Bell and is titled "The Human Debugger."

Humans are notoriously buggy in their logic. This award goes to someone that helps them run without a hitch.

Who is this fabled debugger...? Why it's none other than--

Spoiler:
Something_Smart!
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Post Post #4  (ISO)  » Tue Jan 12, 2021 5:53 pm

Our next S N A Z Z Y is awarded by Kanna. Kanna says this award goes to someone who deserves a crown but hasn't gotten one yet.

Who could this possibly describe?

Spoiler:
It's Uncrowned!
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Post Post #5  (ISO)  » Tue Jan 12, 2021 7:46 pm

Good to see pudd’n finally getting the recognition they deserve
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Post Post #6  (ISO)  » Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:07 pm

In post 5, Menalque wrote:Good to see pudd’n finally getting the recognition they deserve

puddn is a hacker/cheater who rigged this award ceremony.
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Post Post #7  (ISO)  » Tue Jan 12, 2021 9:55 pm

In post 6, Firebringer wrote:
In post 5, Menalque wrote:Good to see pudd’n finally getting the recognition they deserve

puddn is a hacker/cheater who rigged this award ceremony.


And they deserve the award all the more for the $7 they paid me to run the random integer generator at that particular time.
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Post Post #8  (ISO)  » Tue Jan 12, 2021 10:17 pm

Firebringer demands that the Seal of the Year award continue. Since the criteria no longer revolves around not flipping fellow seals, the new criteria is that the recipient must express the core seal values of: 1) cuteness, 2) memes, and 3) never gonna give up

Who seals the deal for this award?

Spoiler:
NorwegianBoyEE!
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Post Post #9  (ISO)  » Tue Jan 12, 2021 10:42 pm

In post 0, Krazy wrote:troll the fuck out of Alisae
im fuming
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Post Post #10  (ISO)  » Wed Jan 13, 2021 12:13 am

It's time for a SNAZZY BOMB

That's right we're dropping TWO SNAZZIES on ONE PERSON

Can any individual being HANDLE so much SNAZZINESS?

Last year I deliberately tried to prevent double snazzies by doing them one at a time and then gently nudging people to not repeat. But this year I asked a bunch of people all at the same time and different people independently decided to SNAZZY the same person twice. This means their SNAZZINESS is now a burden, meant to inflict on all others immense jealousy and envy. LOOK ON THEIR SNAZZINESS AND DESPAIR.

Anyway, what am I going to do, deny a snazzy? I wouldn't and I couldn't.

This SNAZZY BOMB has two parts. First, is the DUCKY award. The Ducky Award is given out by last year's recipient, Hectic, which is given to a new or underrated player that had "constant good vibes."

Hectic describes this player as having "Clean and sharp vibes that could cut someone in half"

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And this second Snazzy award is given by Menalque, who created a new award.

The Surprise Shower of Rainbows award, for someone who has been a fabulously pleasant force in all their games, making them a better experience for all involved, regardless of their alignment or how any particular game was going for them!

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Who dares receive both the DUCKY and the SURPRISE SHOWER OF RAINBOWS in one year?

It's none other than...

Spoiler:
Ydrasse!
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Who I will also given an unofficial CATGIF spoiler award to as well! Image
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Post Post #11  (ISO)  » Wed Jan 13, 2021 12:17 am

In post 10, Krazy wrote:SURPRISE SHOWER OF RAINBOWS

ydrasse stop with the rainbows its too much
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Post Post #12  (ISO)  » Wed Jan 13, 2021 1:39 am

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oh gosh, TWO snazzies? i didn't even know i was a contender, but i'd like to thank all those who supported me on this tough journey to receive them over the years. it was a grueling endeavor, but it proves that with a little endurance anyone can achieve their dreams!

thank you to the academy for awarding me these both, and to those who nominated me. i couldn't have done it without you guys, and i am eternally grateful to you both!

i had an entire speech recorded, but it mysteriously vanished when i didn't like how it sounded, so just thank you to all those who believed in me!
・゚゚・*:༅。.。༅:*゚:*:✼

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Post Post #13  (ISO)  » Wed Jan 13, 2021 4:58 am

In post 4, Krazy wrote:Our next S N A Z Z Y is awarded by Kanna. Kanna says this award goes to someone who deserves a crown but hasn't gotten one yet.

Who could this possibly describe?

Spoiler:
It's Uncrowned!
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Lmfaoooo
Thing with Nancy is we just need to tread carefully because if you slip up around her as scum she notices and will tear your spine out and slap you to death with it.

(I'm slightly scared of Nancy)
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Post Post #14  (ISO)  » Wed Jan 13, 2021 11:27 am

This is 10 times better than scummies.
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Post Post #15  (ISO)  » Wed Jan 13, 2021 11:30 am

In post 14, NorwegianboyEE wrote:This is 10 times better than scummies.


+1
Thing with Nancy is we just need to tread carefully because if you slip up around her as scum she notices and will tear your spine out and slap you to death with it.

(I'm slightly scared of Nancy)
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Post Post #16  (ISO)  » Wed Jan 13, 2021 1:43 pm

Lmao Bell

I promise that we did not coordinate this :lol:
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Post Post #17  (ISO)  » Wed Jan 13, 2021 2:53 pm

In post 16, Something_Smart wrote:I promise that we did not coordinate this :lol:


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Post Post #18  (ISO)  » Wed Jan 13, 2021 2:55 pm

LMAO
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Post Post #19  (ISO)  » Wed Jan 13, 2021 3:07 pm

In post 9, Alisae wrote:
In post 0, Krazy wrote:troll the fuck out of Alisae
im fuming


Speaking of!

Alisae bequeaths the "cutest hydra" award this year to a very special pair. Who are these lucky winners?

It's...

Spoiler:
kookiemonster!
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Composed of JohnnyFarrar and Noraa!
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But wait...

Wait. What's that?

Is it...

IS IT ANOTHER DOUBLE SNAZZY?

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FROM LEFT FIELD -- IT'S THE PENGIIIII AWARD!

Menalque is giving out this year's PENGIIIII award, as last year's recipient. As you may be aware, Penguins are the most social of all birds (and the most intelligent despite what those frauds in SCIENCE might say), so this award is given to a new user in the preceding year (2020 for you non-Penguin birds cough ducks out there) who demonstrated strong play in Mafia games while also demonstrating the ability to keep things things fun and lighthearted for the most part with the overall player base (and also bribed me the most). The PENGIIIII goes to...

Spoiler:
Noraa!
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Post Post #20  (ISO)  » Wed Jan 13, 2021 3:23 pm

i really wat to know who was cutest hydra in 1981
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Post Post #21  (ISO)  » Wed Jan 13, 2021 3:25 pm

In post 20, Firebringer wrote:i really wat to know who was cutest hydra in 1981


We were DUH! :mrgreen:

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Post Post #22  (ISO)  » Wed Jan 13, 2021 3:31 pm

In post 21, Bear HUGS wrote:
In post 20, Firebringer wrote:i really wat to know who was cutest hydra in 1981


We were DUH! :mrgreen:

were u alive then!?
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Post Post #23  (ISO)  » Wed Jan 13, 2021 4:10 pm

Oh! I fell into a thread!
Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today. Leave no peach unturned.
My GTKAS is an empty hat waiting for slips of papers to be thrown in :mrgreen:

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Post Post #24  (ISO)  » Wed Jan 13, 2021 4:11 pm

It seems I should be making an award now!
Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today. Leave no peach unturned.
My GTKAS is an empty hat waiting for slips of papers to be thrown in :mrgreen:

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