You know you have been playing too much Mafia when...

[StevieT92]

When meeting someone for the first time, you analyze the conversation for subliminal hints to figure out what their job is.

Then when they ask you what

you

do for a living, you get defensive and ask them why they want to know.

And of course, you're immediately suspicious of anyone who has the same job as you.

When did you get here, Fadeblue?