Micro 748: acidphoenix and Porkens Hydra Thread

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wait. really

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same. VT here........so are we all VT except like....FireBringer and because he wasn't VT, we just lynched him for acting differently?

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same. VT here........so are we all VT except like....FireBringer and because he wasn't VT, we just lynched him for acting differently?

We lynched him because he lied.
He said we are all vt, then said he’s an ic.
I suppose the only reason I voted him though was because it was posted in this thread.

true........but this thread is probably evil.........If it wasn't for this thread, We would still have an IC

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Picture a little child that you ran over with a car and every time you tried to get in a car and drive you see flashes of the kid you ran over each time you tried to start the ignition

i can only imagine your avatar as a baby flashing before my eyes whenever i get into a car

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Voting @Not_Mafia for #BestSillyMoD

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Yea.....He claimed he was afraid tat it would kill him, but we made it very clear we woud kill him if he didn't activate it, so why didnt he take his chances and lived??????No one else has claime IC, so i mean...I think he is IC

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so AcidPorkens.....what do you think about us killing our IC

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true. If there still is an IC, Scum shouldn't know


Scums are probably watching this closely to get a hit as to who to kill....

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I’m jester in case that wasn’t obvious

Awaits inevitable modkill for claiming

He is obviously a fake jester for trying to say he is jester.


A true jester would never say they are jester because they know the wouldn't be lynched....

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Or actually. Mabye he is a jester trying to look like a fake jester so he gets lynched

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Jester is such an annoying role.

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Wait....since when is smith here

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hey NotMafia.....you have basically said that FireBringer is Innocent Child, but can you like........start night/ end night, and announce him as dead.....because i feel like the game is currently on pause...

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lol.....OK


will do

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same. VT here........so are we all VT except like....FireBringer and because he wasn't VT, we just lynched him for acting differently?

We lynched him because he lied.
He said we are all vt, then said he’s an ic.
I suppose the only reason I voted him though was because it was posted in this thread.

Cool, so you're scum.
Good to know.

Either that, or im Jester

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Well

I guess we will know if there are scum if someone dies tonight.....I mean....unless scum go for a no kill which I doubt

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Tbh.

I think o have a good idea of who scum are but I don't want to try to state real and good facts because it is technically night and this isn't even the game thread....

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Oh...

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I think AcidPorkens could be scum...

He really pushed for the firefinger push, and had a scrappy reason to. They even seemed to not contribute any hard facts....

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I'm not a jester

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VOTE: acid Phoenix

not porkens

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IM 90% positive he is the Innocent Child. If he isnt, then he is Mafia goon, or a Suicide bomber who didn't blow himself up when he had the chance

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mhsmith0 could have a hint to what my role is, but i don't want to say it here because it is about a ongoing game and therefore i could only tell him.......

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mhsmith0 could have a hint to what my role is, but i don't want to say it here because it is about a ongoing game and therefore i could only tell him.......

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yea......thats why.....bla


Moving on

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though if FireBringer is inno child then our roles can only be Mafia suicide bomber, Mafia goon, 1 shot vig, or VT

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i have all ready said my role, but then said it wasn't.........but everyone knows im lying and i am the jester

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no.....vote me......i have candy....so if you kill me....you can have it

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YUp RC AND ME NOW PLEASE KILL ME...

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IM NOT THE JESTER> LYNCH ME

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NM just told me the scum team.

I TOLD YOU GUYS IT WAS RC

no one listens to smith

did he really?

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wow, so you know more than we do. HELL. we dont even know IF there is a scum team

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so we should expect a night kill

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I want to take this game seriously but no habe a feeling it anti happening....I just realised we are missing a few people

GuiltyLion
Assemble
A few others

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not_mafia can we have nightchat in the game thread pls

Woah woah woah,

That's way to bastard for me.

shut up, or It might happen

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whelp......there goes my awesome role......

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whatever....guess i have to move on

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ik there would be role changes, but i didn't expect multiple tbh

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whelp......there goes my awesome role......

Maybe you'll get another chance

true.


i might role mafia again lol

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true

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you gotta admit. i had a good scum game going

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lol.....honestly...i was willing to be slightly scummy because if i got to l-1, i would simply blow myself up

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i had my plan for it to. i was going to act like i slipped so hard. the plan was to go down a list and skip one person everytime....with an eny meny miny moe

so i wouldn't skip assemble, but a townie.
and hope they would realise and think the person i left out was scum

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does not_mafia even have role pms going out? i havn't got mine

edit: or is he finding a new set up

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nm are you sure we can't give the scumteam a -1 point fuckwit toll

why would he? we played our win con

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i think acidPhoenix needs some negative points for being a poor sportsman

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Voyager, why is it that you say most people "haven't contributed much" but then say that assemble, the least active player in the game, has "contributed a little?"

Could it be that he's your scumbuddy?

Just y'know. For the record.

HA! i was half tempted to night kill you, but thought you would be a good miss lynch.

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im honestly considering replacing out of a few other games because im just sucked into this one

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opps. my bad

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i love how the hydra thread is mostly not them


chances are, the mod might chose a new hydra team..... )

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of a monumentally toxic

yea. i have only replaced out of a game once.

i didn't realise i was in queue fr game, and honesly didn't want to be in another one

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so when should we be getting role pm's @mod

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k

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we would be horrible scum team

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im actually exited for this new set up

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shut up or he might make us wolf team

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thats my throne

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lol ikr

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I'm a lyncher on firebringer btw

obv jester trying to look sus

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I'm a lyncher on firebringer btw

obv jester trying to look sus

I'm a lyncher on firebringer every day

tru

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@MoD
does Smith have actuall access to the mafia thread? or does he just know the scum team? or neither? or did you tell him the wrong names?

Had to list every possibility...i still missed a few

I feel like "does Smith have actuall access to the mafia thread?" should be my new sig

oh.......well..it was obv meaning scum thread

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lol

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me and smith could be a hydra

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come on Smith...you really should.....we would be a great hydra

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My thing about Hydras are that i always imagined a hydra as a 3+ headed monster, but on this site, they are generally only two people......

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make him vote himself

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come on Smith...you really should.....we would be a great hydra

Smith...run. run while you can.

Wait but think about this. His shitposting and my shitposting combined into a whole festival of

SHITPOSTING Manifested

Our techniques would be perfect

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VOTE: Chisa Yukizome

thats a hammer i think

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lets just kill him fast........guys...this shouldnt be a long game if we all just screw over our win con.

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evil SCUMPorkens

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this goes to show why im a way better scum than townie

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New themed game: Porkeys Revenge.

no.....dont say that........It might happen.......you can never trust Not_Mafia, so you never give him ideas

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my plan would have worked perfectly.

step one

-Wait for someone to say something questionable
-get a good wagon going
-Make sure someone had a big influence on the lynch other than me

Step two

night kill someone who had suspicions of me

Step three

-make a decent case on whoever had a influence on the Firebringer lynch
-Get a wagon going
-convince Vigilante to shoot whoever hammered That person if the wagon was town

step four

night kill Vigilante (hopefully)

step five

(2v3)

-a wagon on me starts
-i get to l-1
-i blow myself up in a eny miny miny moe form, but i leave a townie out of the order, so you guys think he is scum!
-that person is lynched
-another townie is killed with me!

Step six

night kill last person needed to be killed!

had it planned out, and I was slowly setting it all up

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I propose a new mafia role: The Pillory.

Use: The person who is (actually who is placed in) The Pillory can't move, speak, act, vote, claim, post, hammer, etc, etc/

*shuffles cards*

*UCV draws The Pillory Role*

knowing my luck

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UCV's game plan is a lot more complex than mine. I'm just here to get up on the hydra's back.

............im no longer scum

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But I'm confirm town

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Lynch radical rat NOW

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counter counter lynch /\

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just hammer the mod for crying out loud

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Tar and feather ucv

......what for?

lynching the town. how am i supposed to find scum in a bastard game where no one is being serious?

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VOTE: rat
obv scum

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@mod....can we talk here?

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Cool cool.

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porkens why are we already dead

(:<

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I think if your dead in current round, you should have to post here every 48 hours or you get a prod.

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all the people not part of the game posting here

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Some good town play in that last game!

i had the best town play, though the person who blew up Firebringer didn't. I have a theory AcidPorkens and Firebringer are always on opposite teams! therefor, i blew up AcidPorkens, but said not to kill firebringer if they flipped scum, but someone still did!

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Meh....it started out fun, but got less fun as it progressed. These last 2 rounds have been rather boring...I think Not_Mafia needs to make up some more shit

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If I didn't have any points then I wouldn't be having fun either

Lol...

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I originally awarded Not_Mafia his points. That's the reason I'm posting here at all.

Overruled

damn...that is intense

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Obv

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There will be people one point from winning soon, that's when the sabotaging begins

yah question about this, let's say I have 4 points - presumably 1 point away from winning - and I draw scum with another player with fewer points. Would you allow them to claim scum with me and throw the round? Since that is playing by their wincon in the larger game, even though it is not playing by their wincon in the current round.

once you hit four points, you get lynched...the game will get interesting once we get multiple people at one more point to win....

example
if i get to 3 and play a joker/ someone else does that &
you are at 4 point.....and someone will win that round, the game gets interesting

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What if I make him a jester?

then we don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!we don't lynch him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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But what if I make him a survivor?

then we do lynch him...........

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Wrong answer

Not_mafia loses all his points and is back down to zero

Smith is just sad because e he can't get any points...

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I award myself 100 points. I win.

Rule change: anyone who gets OVER 5 points loses

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I award myself 50 points

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Chose all the boxes......

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Reject this greed based paradigm, and embark on your own path by heroically choosing no box at all.

I chose box 0

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I think we should all not chose any box

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okay. we should all say ours.


my clue said
soebody's bomb will go off on a non-prime numbered turn

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guys.

we forgot about this thread.

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may i still post here?

do i get my 100 points?

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Me and smith have most of the points.

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no, NM will come around to given you points. yall can have all the ones i had before i replaced out.

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Smith, we need to give NM more bombs to hand out!

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Your mum is an arbitrary name

that's true well shit I guess I lost this debate

did you expect to win an argument with NM
i will take all of your points and add them to my 100

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Ohhh. Can I take. XD

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can i joined that hydra to make it AcidVoyagesidegal (ass-id-voy-aj-s-eyed-E-gal)