Funniest Scumslips
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Funniest Scumslips
...or worst you've seen. Here's one I'd like to share involving a scum attempting to save his partner. I'm paraphrasing of course.
"I'm pretty sure these two guys are scum. But if [PLAYER 1] is the mafia's GF like you're claiming, then we need to lynch his [PLAYER 2/TOWNIE] because the GF is unlynchable until we take care of his goon."
I don't even know if you call that a scumslip or just dumb scum. It was hilarious the first few hundred times I read it.They have escaped into the mansion where they thought it was safe.
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Ok, here's my funny massive scumslip:
The bold underlined was the scumslip. It was a slip because Rhinox(Alpha) had said he knew who Claire was, but HADN'T said that Claire was CML. I knew Claire was CML because Rhinox(Alpha) were my buddies and they'd rolecopped CML the night before and told me.LynchMePls wrote:
This sounds like a scum power. Is town flavor cop common? Combine with Alpha's play yesterday, Rhinox's non-helpful questions, and the lurking, and I'm on board. Also, Anon's questions about whyRhinox wrote:Claim:Archaeologist Professor Edward A. Johnston, a Time Traveler. I'm basically a flavor investigator. I know who is Clare, the Time Traveler's Wife. I can say who that player is and they can confirm I'm not lying, or I can keep that information secret for now... up to you guys what you want me to do.and Rhinox's admitting that it makes no sense makes this a pretty easy vote.Alpha would target CML
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Vote: Rhinox
SharkFinn and Robbnva are still scummy, in fact, I'm starting to lean more scummy on Robbnva than SharkFinn.
Hilariously I survive this day despite people seeing my slip and pointing it out and then go on to survive the whole game and win it for our team. Hilarity all around."LynchMePls is more town than all the players I've ever declared to be townies. And that's never going to change." - Drippereth
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Bolded part.lawls wrote:Reply to the bolded bit only. I have played 20-40 mafia games on a different website. That website isn't based on mafia, mafia is just a sub section of the forum. I know my mafia well enough, and the site I play games from takes things relaxed, it isn't as in-depth as this site I can tell you that.
Secondly yes I've been scum before so it isn't my first time as scum
Oh the best part? He was a Vanilla Townie.- Haschel Cedricson
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My biggest scumslip I ever made was this one:
Haschel Cedricson wrote:I'll go next. I have several one-shot abilities: RB, investigator, doc, and vig. I only have one of these left.chaotic_diablo wrote:So Night one was a roleblock for Billy. Night two was to investigate BM. That still leaves the doc and vig abilities. Your math is horrible. You should still have the protection and your killing abilities left. You are definitely scum since your claim is made-up.- PranaDevil
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That was in Batt's Mountainous Mountain Mafia. I may as well have just waved a big flag saying "hey guys, I'm scum!" Funnily enough I survived a fair few days after that, and it took a while before it was even picked up on. So I got off light with that.PranaDevil wrote:Llama, seriously check over wendy's current posts, I see absolutely no reason to leave her in the game. Xite I may not have a strong read one way or the other, but the fact that he's not done anything so overtly scummy that I was instantly drawn to it tells me he's not the best lynch for the day and that wendy is, mainly because wendy HAS done a ton of stuff that's so scummy that I've seen less scummy scum.- Crazy
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Lol, that's hilarious. I was seriously going to ask you what game that was, but then I decided to do a Google search and I found it, and...Eddard Stark wrote:
Bolded part.lawls wrote:Reply to the bolded bit only. I have played 20-40 mafia games on a different website. That website isn't based on mafia, mafia is just a sub section of the forum. I know my mafia well enough, and the site I play games from takes things relaxed, it isn't as in-depth as this site I can tell you that.
Secondly yes I've been scum before so it isn't my first time as scum
Oh the best part? He was a Vanilla Townie.
I discovered I actuallymoddedthat game (Newbie 909). *facepalm*- The Fonz
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I have two posts for this thread from Multiple Personality Mafia, but I have to wait for the game to finish.ShowThat which is done out of love always takes place beyond good and evil
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Claming SK as mafia, thinking SK mean vig.but I'm an SK, not a vanilla townie.
Some people guessed that maybe the hound was in the game. They were close, I control the hound. My ability is to nightkill one person every other night. If I don't chose someone, the mod randomly choses someone for me.
Happy, guys?
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Eh, sorry. Everyone involved is quite dead at this point thoughThe Fonz wrote:^
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Then don't mention it in the first place.
Anyway, UT, I've seen honest SK claims before. Usually happens when it's a 3:3:1 LyLo or something, the SK will just come out and tell the town rather than get lynched, and try to get it down to 1:1:1.ShowThat which is done out of love always takes place beyond good and evil
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It was like, day 5 in a 25 player large theme.GreyICE wrote:Anyway, UT, I've seen honest SK claims before. Usually happens when it's a 3:3:1 LyLo or something, the SK will just come out and tell the town rather than get lynched, and try to get it down to 1:1:1.
Plus it was intended to be a vig claim.- CrashTextDummie
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Oh it was really funny, especially coming from scumUntrod Tripod wrote:
It was like, day 5 in a 25 player large theme.GreyICE wrote:Anyway, UT, I've seen honest SK claims before. Usually happens when it's a 3:3:1 LyLo or something, the SK will just come out and tell the town rather than get lynched, and try to get it down to 1:1:1.
Plus it was intended to be a vig claim.
Just saying I've seen a few honest SK claims.ShowThat which is done out of love always takes place beyond good and evil
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The best part about the slip? It was me in my first game.GreyICE wrote:
Oh it was really funny, especially coming from scumUntrod Tripod wrote:
It was like, day 5 in a 25 player large theme.GreyICE wrote:Anyway, UT, I've seen honest SK claims before. Usually happens when it's a 3:3:1 LyLo or something, the SK will just come out and tell the town rather than get lynched, and try to get it down to 1:1:1.
Plus it was intended to be a vig claim.
Just saying I've seen a few honest SK claims.- Yosarian2
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The absolute funniest scumslip I ever made was in a face-to-face vengeful game at a scummeet.
Pooky was voting me for some silly reason, like he always did, and in frustration, I said 'Pooky, why do you always do this when you're town?'
The room froze silent for a few seconds, as everyone stopped and processed this. Then, in a single movement, everyone in the room (other then my buddy) turned and voted for me. I was the scum godfather, of course.I want us to win just for Yos' inevitable rant alone. -CrashTextDummie- Haylen
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This.The Fonz wrote:I've only ever been accused of scumslips when I'm town. It pisses me off immensely.Seriously. Read your role PM before playing.
I am sorry if you have to prod me, I have absolutely no concept of time.
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pappums rat wrote:
fonz- i think chamber is a better lynch over tasky because he has seemed like dumb town to me in this game, although i am starting to doubt that early read of mine considering how hard he and chamber are bussing me. once a townie puts a vote on me i think it is likely that i'll be hammered by 3rd scum, and then game over.¯\_(ツ)_/¯- SaintKerrigan
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I feel sorry for kyle here, because this slip cost the scumteam the game in Mini 892.
kyle99, Day 2 hammer vote wrote:Vote: Hoopla
No vig means hoopla is probably the sk, and this will limit the # of NKs.
The bolded got him lynched, of course, and then his attempt to frame Moai Interceptor Cannons (MOI) led to the last scum getting lynched in lylo. Easy money, baby. >_>kyle99, Day 3 during massclaim wrote:I claim tracker.
N1 Choice = Hoopla; Result = No Target
N2 Choice = MOI; Result = SaintKerriganALMOST ALWAYS BUSY 9-6 CST WEEKDAYS- Alduskkel
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Newbie 681, my first game here. We were discussing how my VT claim meant that the scum would have less NK targets for PR hunting.
And then:Alduskkel wrote:There's a huge flaw in your argument MM... I would only be giving the scum less targets if I wasn't scum in the first place!
3rd time is the charm:Alduskkel wrote:EBWOP: I misworded a bit. What I meant to say was:
I would only be giving the scum less targets if I wasn't a townie.
I'm not scum.
I actually was a VT in the game, and MM (MiteyMouse) was Mafia.Alduskkel wrote:Oops, misworded again.
I. WOULD. ONLY. BE. GIVING. THE. SCUM. LESS. TARGETS. IF. I. WAS. A. TOWNIE.
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That's not a scumslip, so it's not really what the thread's about...
Townies can be more likely to "slip" than scum simply because of the decreased preview post action."Let us say that you are right and there are two worlds. How much, then, is this 'other world' worth to you? What do you have there that you do not have here? Money? Power? Something worth causing the prince so much pain for?'"
"Well, I..."
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Ald's and Eddard's are hilarious though
The only one I can think of is Newbie 909, where a scum player, jultub, was pressed to contribute, and eventually agrees to share the notes he's been taking, but for some reason posts them in Swedish.
The townies translate them into English, jultub corrects the translation, and the townies point out that they look a lot like scum notes, for instance, why was he saying to "beware of" another player?
Up till 26: RVS, probably notuseful.
Kthnxbye,Observant, 28
Ren, annoying to read - shouldbeware of her (them?), 33
Kthxbye, Wouldn't FoS have been enough?, 43
Elscouta, Ambition? Don't think it willlead usanywhere yet though, 55Edit: for better explanationLast edited by Fenchurch on Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:35 pm, edited 1 time in total.- The Fonz
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Although it wasn't really a slip, since chamber wasn't your buddy.pappums rat wrote:pappums rat wrote:
fonz- i think chamber is a better lynch over tasky because he has seemed like dumb town to me in this game, although i am starting to doubt that early read of mine considering how hard he and chamber are bussing me. once a townie puts a vote on me i think it is likely that i'll be hammered by 3rd scum, and then game over. - The Fonz
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