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The Scummies, 2010 (Red Carpet and Ceremony!)

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 9:31 am
by Scummies
The crew is running around setting up the stage for the 2010 Scummies Award Ceremony, while mith and Mr. Flay look on...


Mr. Flay:
Why are we in this dump*, anyway? We usually have higher standards for the Scummies.

mith:
Bills. Do you know how much it costs to pay off a Time Lord for stopping a war and fixing your plot holes?

Mr. Flay:
What? I thought that was two years ago.

mith:
He's a Time Lord. We've owed him money since before the Sicilian Inquisition.

Mr. Flay:
The... wait, I don't want to know.

mith:
Your loss. It's a really fascinating story, that I wasn't at all just about the make up on the spot.

Mr. Flay:
Well, it's a dump. And security is a nightmare. Who let all these people in early?

mith:
Yeah, about that. I mean, it was a good promotional idea, letting people in to play games, but they're really getting in the way of the stage crew. Who, by the way, don't seem to be entirely trustworthy. What's up with them? And why is this camera crew following us around? Go find a reporter or something, you lot.



Intrepid Reporter:
Thanks, mith. We're here live at the Scummies 2010 Red Carpet, where many fans have arrived over a day early and are set up around the stage, playing games. Let's go bug some of them, and anyone else who happens to stumble by...

(Link to start of Ceremony)

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 9:36 am
by Umbrage
First? Is posting here allowed?

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 9:39 am
by Tragedy
How scummy this is!

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 9:40 am
by animorpherv1
ICWUTUDIDTHAR

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 10:28 am
by crywolf20084
oh looke the scummies!

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 10:37 am
by DarlaBlueEyes
Get out your cameras boys.

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 10:42 am
by KittyMo
yay!

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 10:46 am
by gandalf5166
OMG IT IZ TEH SCUMMIEHZ??Q?Q?!?!??!?Q?!??Q?!?Q!

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 10:57 am
by Haylen
I was too busy to write anything :(

*tackles all this years newbies*

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 10:57 am
by Tragedy
AM I A NEWBIE OR DO I FEEL DUMB.

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 10:58 am
by Bowser
KittyMo wrote:yay!
+1

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 10:58 am
by Mist7676
Mith im helping backstage right??

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 11:39 am
by Andrius
KittyMo wrote:yay!

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 11:47 am
by Mist7676
Scummies ^.^

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 11:49 am
by Starbuck
Bowser wrote:
KittyMo wrote:yay!
+1
+2

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 11:51 am
by yabbaguy
I'm pleased my birthday falls on the same day as the ceremony. Did I ever mention that?

There had better be a big cake there. Not that lousy slice of vanilla everyone else gets, but a big gigantic one.

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 12:02 pm
by The Fonz
The Fonz walks down the red carpet, looking smooth as ever. Just behind him, two burly minders struggle to carry a large, cylindrical object which scientific types would recognize as a cryogenic statis chamber. Bizarrely, the pod itself appears to be wearing a tuxedo and a bowtie.

The glass panel atop the chamber bears the legend 'In case of policy lynching emergency, break glass.' The glass is somewhat misted up, but a few keen-eyed individuals might be able to recognize the frozen form of Xylthixlm inside, resting until he is next required to save the site from an outbreak of antitown play.

About halfway down, Fonzie pauses to make his trademark 'thumbs up' gesture before heading into the ceremony, skilfully dodging a piece of falling masonry as he goes.

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 12:03 pm
by Tragedy
My Birthday's never lucky enough to make it a best day Ever.
My luck isn't that good.

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 12:25 pm
by SaintKerrigan
*this is where SaintKerrigan would post if he wasn't already locked up somewhere in the green room hammering out thousands of words*

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 1:01 pm
by Time Traveler
I am not affiliated with any said Time Lord nor do I already have knowledge of who won everything...

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 2:34 pm
by Drench
Time Traveler wrote:I am not affiliated with any said Time Lord nor do I already have knowledge of who won everything...
Thank you once again for you
incredible
contribution to the culture here at mafiascum.

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 2:36 pm
by animorpherv1
Walks down Red carpet in an awe-inspiring fashion, then trips over Drench
.

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 2:44 pm
by Mist7676
Zomg scummies.

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 2:57 pm
by bv310
Now I was not aware that the Scummies were today. Thought they were tomorrow. Neat!

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 3:01 pm
by gandalf5166
They are tomorrow. Hence the red carpet today.