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You know you have been playing too much Mafia when...
Today, my wife told me, "We're invited to a party at Ralph's"
I asked, "Which Ralph?"
She responded, "Ralph Mason."
It took a huge strain on my willpower not to reply to that, "And who's his partner?"Last edited by Alexander on Tue Jan 17, 2006 3:29 am, edited 1 time in total.- BrianMcQueso
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While watching The Nutcracker this last December, at one point in the play my little sister turned to me to ask "Who's the bad guy?"
My response was that "the Rat King is obviously the Serial Killer". I had been giving all of the characters Mafia roles without realizing it. ><"Logic? I call that flapdoodle."-
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Alexander wrote:Today, my wife told me, "We're invited to a party at Ralph's"
I asked, "Which Ralph?"
She responded, "Ralph Mason."
It took a huge strain on my willpower not to reply to that, "And who's his partner?"Vote: Alexander. Only the scum would want the other mason outed at this point.-
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no, youll just ahve knifes and a hand gun.Nemesis wrote:When told anything you immediately think "WIFOM".
I do a lot of these and I'm a n00b, in a couple of months I'm going to walk around with a length of rope of something.Showhttp://kysurvivorfreak.blogspot.com/
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Epic Mafia : TBA
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2008: 2-4
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When a female friend of mine started telling me about how this guy she was supposed to have a date with didn't show up, and started explaining the elaborate excuse he gave about why he didn't show up and then didn't call her cell phone and tell her he wasn't going to show up, I swear my scumdar started tingling. I gently told her that his story didn't make much sense, that it really sounded like a bunch of BS, and had to bite my tounge in order to avoid saying "lynch all liars".I want us to win just for Yos' inevitable rant alone. -CrashTextDummie- BrianMcQueso
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I know the feeling. It's hard for anyone to (successfully) lie to me anymore. Of course, the drawback is that I've also become more paranoid when people are actually telling the truth.Yosarian2 wrote:I swear my scumdar started tingling
How many other people thought of all-guilty cop investigations when I said "paranoid"?"Only a fool quotes himself." -BrianMcQueso- JechtMurray
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when you hear the phrase "pond scum" you have to resist saying "I didn't even know there was a pond mafia"
When you hear the word cult, and you instantly try to remember if you've already lynched the cult leader(came up during my DnD thing today).
When in casual conversation you end up saying "vote: (name here)" confusing all other parties to your amusement.- Stewie
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Happens to me a lot. I tend to call bullshit a lot more often, and people have a hard time lying to me, because I figure out what's going on almost immediatly. A drawback of all this is that when I do get fooled, I feel like an idiot for weeks (for example, when my teacher made up a gold bracelet he left in class and someone stole, and then said that someone told him one of my friends did it, all to explain martial law; felt like an idiot for two months after that, and recalling it makes me feel like an idiot right now).Yosarian2 wrote:When a female friend of mine started telling me about how this guy she was supposed to have a date with didn't show up, and started explaining the elaborate excuse he gave about why he didn't show up and then didn't call her cell phone and tell her he wasn't going to show up, I swear my scumdar started tingling. I gently told her that his story didn't make much sense, that it really sounded like a bunch of BS, and had to bite my tounge in order to avoid saying "lynch all liars".
I also tend to disregard other people's arguments because of logical fallacies. - Stewie
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