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Post Post #1875 (ISO) » Wed Nov 18, 2015 6:03 am

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^When you realize the above post can be reworded as hoping everyone is fakeclaiming.
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Post Post #1876 (ISO) » Wed Nov 18, 2015 8:45 am

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When you start writing essays about it. :lol:
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Post Post #1877 (ISO) » Fri Nov 20, 2015 2:53 am

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Drove to work this morning. Saw a truck that read:

Foreman
Bros.
Inc.

With the letters lined up just like that, I thought it was a bread crumb for you know what. And I said to myself, "Well I can guess who is dying night one." It was just too obvious and figured there wasn't a doc. And that's when part of me realized, you are driving to work and not playing mafia. Drink your coffee, wake up, and pay attention
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Post Post #1878 (ISO) » Fri Nov 20, 2015 8:27 am

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In post 1872, wgeurts wrote:When your autocorrect knows the names of all players and the mafia slang

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Post Post #1879 (ISO) » Fri Nov 20, 2015 8:51 am

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In post 1877, PokerFace wrote:Drove to work this morning. Saw a truck that read:

Foreman
Bros.
Inc.

With the letters lined up just like that, I thought it was a bread crumb for you know what. And I said to myself, "Well I can guess who is dying night one." It was just too obvious and figured there wasn't a doc. And that's when part of me realized, you are driving to work and not playing mafia. Drink your coffee, wake up, and pay attention


ok i think it's time for you to take a break
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Post Post #1880 (ISO) » Sat Nov 21, 2015 3:38 am

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X: "Y sounds like a cool guy."

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Post Post #1881 (ISO) » Sat Nov 21, 2015 6:51 am

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I wasn't fired from my job as a doctor!


I was 'vanillaized'
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Post Post #1882 (ISO) » Sat Nov 21, 2015 6:56 am

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In post 1878, Flubbernugget wrote:
In post 1872, wgeurts wrote:When your autocorrect knows the names of all players and the mafia slang

+1
my phone know everyone I play with. But still puts lunch instead of lynch
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Post Post #1883 (ISO) » Sun Nov 22, 2015 7:06 am

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In post 1868, Davsto wrote:When I have to sometimes stop me from referring to myself as "Davsto".

Eh, My online name is old enough to get a job.

I answer to Cabd pretty readily.
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Post Post #1884 (ISO) » Mon Mar 07, 2016 7:46 am

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When you start thinking of the non-pawn pieces in chess as power roles.
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Post Post #1885 (ISO) » Mon Mar 07, 2016 8:11 am

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When you start wishing there was a way you could make a career out of Mafia.
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Post Post #1886 (ISO) » Mon Mar 07, 2016 8:18 am

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I mean

You
can


But it's not strictly legal
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Post Post #1887 (ISO) » Mon Mar 07, 2016 9:58 am

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When I always describe people I like as pro-town.
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Post Post #1888 (ISO) » Mon Mar 07, 2016 10:03 am

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When you start using "town" as a synonym for honest, truthful, or genuine.
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Post Post #1889 (ISO) » Mon Mar 07, 2016 3:13 pm

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In post 1885, Postie wrote:When you start wishing there was a way you could make a career out of Mafia.


psychology teacher would be the best option.

I've put some thought into this
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Post Post #1890 (ISO) » Sun Mar 20, 2016 4:58 pm

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Believe it or not, within the last year there was a group of students from the same psych class playing a mafia game on GL. Most of them became inactive or replaced out I think. It might've been a project set up by their psychology teacher. I'm betting they failed.
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Post Post #1891 (ISO) » Wed Mar 23, 2016 5:50 pm

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At a sales job I had couples years back we played mafia. It was supposed to teach us to read people we were pitching
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Post Post #1892 (ISO) » Sat Mar 26, 2016 3:16 pm

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when your mom wakes you up and start mumbling to your mom that you swear you're not mafia
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Post Post #1893 (ISO) » Tue Mar 29, 2016 7:41 am

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In post 1835, BlockyMan wrote:When you hear Marshawn Lynch or Beast Mode "his nickname" and immediately think of mafia.
In post 1836, BlockyMan wrote:I meant (his nickname)


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In post 1838, Psyche wrote:above

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Post Post #1894 (ISO) » Mon Jun 06, 2016 3:01 am

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When I heard my doctor quit his job, I wondered why the nurse wasn't made the new doctor.
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Post Post #1895 (ISO) » Mon Jun 06, 2016 4:22 am

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When I get pulled over and have the urge to say to the cop, say you're a day one cop too eh?
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Post Post #1896 (ISO) » Mon Jun 06, 2016 5:07 am

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When I heard a known serial killer was put in jail, I thought, "Don't just jailkeep him! We have to vote to lynch him!"
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Post Post #1897 (ISO) » Thu Jan 16, 2020 11:49 pm

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You refuse to relax until you've found the scum in your squadron and the good kids are all LAMIST.
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Post Post #1898 (ISO) » Sun Jan 26, 2020 10:45 am

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In post 1878, Flubbernugget wrote:
In post 1872, wgeurts wrote:When your autocorrect knows the names of all players and the mafia slang
+1
So accurate
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Post Post #1899 (ISO) » Wed Feb 05, 2020 8:42 pm

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When you start having dreams about non-existent games that seem so real, you literally have to check all your accounts, just to make sure you’re only playing in the games you think you are.
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We just need to tread carefully because if you slip up around her as scum she notices and will tear your spine out and slap you to death with it. (I'm slightly scared of Nancy)
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