You know you have been playing too much Mafia when...

[spectrumvoid]

When you see the words 'bandwagon effect' in your economics text, and think "Scummy!"

[JDodge]

ACTUALLY HAPPENED

Friend: "Would anyone lynch me if I rearranged this?"

Me: "Are you at -1?"

[xyzzy]

When you can't fall asleep because you want to check up on the games you're in.

[Kelly Chen]

When I'm half-asleep on the floor by my cat I often think about the way he plays mafia on scum. It's very rare that you have a player who cannot talk. I mean I guess he could type what he's thinking and make up for that.

Oh hold on. My cat can't even read the screen. He doesn't even know the rules!

On further reflection there is no meaningful way my cat could play mafia on scum. Back to sleep.

(I also think about how nice it must be for him that he doesn't have to talk to the project managers at work. He just gets to work undisturbed all day and nobody tries to ask what he's working on or when it will be finished.)

[Kison]

Kelly I think you need to quit Mafia.

I actually had a dream involving the game, somehow, but I don't remember specifics anymore. Needless to say, I was ashamed of myself.

[yellowbounder]

I know I have been playing too

little

mafia when I have nothing to talk about with people in MeatWorld.

[livingod]

Talk? In MW? The only talking I do is in Scumchat, if any.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I had a dream where I went to England to pitch for Seol's baseball team.

[ac1983fan]

I was checking out scum, when my sister kicks me off my computer. so now im typing this from my wii...lol

[Dr. Doom]

When you check in on Mafiascum 2 hours before the burial of your Granddad...

[spectrumvoid]

When you play mafia during your exams and got yourself banned from computers... with your (unwatched) lectures on it.

[beanbagboy]

You come out of playing mafia during a free period into music class and when your teacher assigns homework you hear yoursylph thinking that that is a definite scumtell and that he should get lynched today.

Actually happened.

[JDodge]

When you're listening to music and think "Hmmm... How would this work in mafia theory?"

Then you actually try and come up with theories based off of said music.

[Albert B. Rampage]

When you mean music, you don't include lyrics, do you ?

If so, I'm guilty of that >.>

[JDodge]

When you mean music, you don't include lyrics, do you ?

If so, I'm guilty of that >.>

I mean lyrics.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Aw crap >.>

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[Zindaras]

When you see the words 'bandwagon effect' in your economics text, and think "Scummy!"

Oh, that's one I'm guilty of a lot.

Actually, during some of my lectures, I actually use Mafia concepts in my notes.

When you play mafia during your exams and got yourself banned from computers... with your (unwatched) lectures on it.

You were playing Mafia during exams?

Now that's bad.

[MightyFireball]

I had a particularly bad english class today, and my teacher was contradicting herself a lot. She would say, for instance, that we needed to be more independant, but that she was available for extra help after school. Also, we're behind schedule and she blames us despite the fact that she sets the schedule and we've never recieved any extensions on anything. Needless to say, I classified this as scummy behaviour on the bus ride home, and said that if we were playing mafia, she'd probably set a record on how quickly she'd get lynched.

[livingod]

Oh, if I could lynch my contradicting, WIFOMy, Appeal to Emotion-y teachers, say goodbye to NYU..

[JordanA24]

For some reason, my friend decided to say lemon imbetween every other word, and I had to bite my lips to prevent myself from saying 'What's with the bizarre posting restriction?'.

[AniX]

you should move your lips to ask the exact number of drops on the head it took before he made the decision to say lemon in between every other word.

[JordanA24]

She is a girl, and she is random like that.

[AniX]

Well, thats a different story then. Tell her to contact the 11th Hour.

[xyzzy]

When you count people in the room to see how many are needed to lynch, and you announce it, loudly.

(Gah! When I typed, "announce it, loudly", I thought of The Game, and lost!)

[livingod]

I hate you!!!!!

Stop making me lose!!


EDIT: Supposed to be in 'I lost'