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Post Post #375 (ISO) » Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:19 am

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Mert wrote:
My friend, at the pub with me, already late for meeting his girlfriend:
Do you think I should say my train was delayed or something?

Me:
You can if you want but she'll totally glork you if she finds out.

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Post Post #376 (ISO) » Wed Jun 13, 2007 6:05 pm

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.... when you try to sign into your email with your ms screen name and password...
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Post Post #377 (ISO) » Wed Jun 13, 2007 6:14 pm

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On msn:

"Hey man, I can't do that thing today, I gotta meet my gf"
Me, to myself for a few seconds: "His
godfather
?!"

Also, I type the forum address in the address bar as soon as it opens, as well as several times once it is opened, even if I'm already on the site.
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Post Post #378 (ISO) » Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:58 pm

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When you use mafia to help you remember stuff on exams?

(Admittedly, it was a very minor thing to remember.)
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Post Post #379 (ISO) » Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:03 pm

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Stewie wrote:Also, I type the forum address in the address bar as soon as it opens, as well as several times once it is opened, even if I'm already on the site.
*sigh*
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Post Post #380 (ISO) » Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:22 pm

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You use the address bar? Seriously?

Firefox
Spacehamster automatically opens a 'Scum tab for me. And I have a Mafiascum button bookmark thing. I mean, typing?
Scumchat is awesome. Yarr!

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Post Post #381 (ISO) » Fri Jun 15, 2007 7:59 am

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It's faster to type it than it is for me to open up the bookmarks folder and click on the link. Besides, I do it randomly. I may have just finished reading mafia scum, so I'm done. I click on the address bar, and type the mafia scum address again...
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Post Post #382 (ISO) » Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:21 am

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All I need to do to open Mafiascum is press M then down then enter.
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Post Post #383 (ISO) » Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:56 am

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I don't keep a history though. Last thing I need is someone else in my family checking my non-PG13 browsing history.
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Post Post #384 (ISO) » Fri Jun 15, 2007 11:43 am

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Stewie wrote:I don't keep a history though. Last thing I need is someone else in my family checking my non-PG13 browsing history.
...somebody doesn't want to be investigated or tracked.


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Post Post #385 (ISO) » Fri Jun 15, 2007 11:57 am

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A post like that might also be an indication that you play too much mafia.

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Post Post #386 (ISO) » Fri Jun 15, 2007 2:33 pm

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I don't keep a history though. Last thing I need is someone else in my family checking my non-PG13 browsing history.
Hmmm... the implications are ripe there.
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Post Post #387 (ISO) » Fri Jun 15, 2007 2:42 pm

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Post Post #388 (ISO) » Fri Jun 15, 2007 2:46 pm

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He. :wink:

I should probably change it back, but I'll wait a little bit longer. Maybe two days.
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Post Post #389 (ISO) » Fri Jun 15, 2007 3:06 pm

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So you're a liar.

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Post Post #390 (ISO) » Fri Jun 15, 2007 3:15 pm

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I saw a commercial for a newscast that was saying something about the police using "undercover decoys".

I believe I said "Undercover decoys? Is that like undercover crash text dummies?"
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Post Post #391 (ISO) » Sat Jun 16, 2007 6:22 am

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I was in the middle of a computing exams and had a long question that was way too simple for 15 marks. Then I started thinking about whether the lecturer was trying to trick us. Then whether I was trying to outsmart the lecturer. Then about whether the lecturer was trying to trick dumb students who wouldn't think.

After the exam ended, my friend asked me whether I could remember the answer to that question, and the only thing I could think of was WIFOM.
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Post Post #392 (ISO) » Tue Jun 19, 2007 6:46 am

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I was reading the main mafia thread on SomethingAwful and I found this

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showth ... t328052556

this isn't really funny or interesting, but it made me :D a little.
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Post Post #393 (ISO) » Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:00 am

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JDodge wrote:I saw a commercial for a newscast that was saying something about the police using "undercover decoys".

I believe I said "Undercover decoys? Is that like undercover crash text dummies?"
I'm flattered. :P
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Post Post #394 (ISO) » Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:10 am

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When somebody mentions that reason someone didn't get a detention was becuase they are in the mafia and threatened the teacher, your first thought is "I'll have to vig him".
Not a dayvig.
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Post Post #395 (ISO) » Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:20 am

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When you talk about Mystery books(And then there were none) and assign pepole rolenames.
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Post Post #396 (ISO) » Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:37 am

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When, having a discussion about why the D20 system is so important, you comment on how it's just a different
setup
(or system), and how you'd like to be the
mod
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Post Post #397 (ISO) » Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:05 pm

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Scumchat wrote:rebelkidrules: it will set your o'reilly loving craziness set
FlameTiger67: = |
rebelkidrules: redundant!
everlong1289: you play by yourself?
KellyChen449: yeah, all 7 players
TrojH: eh
KellyChen449: so I miss out on the negotiation aspect
KellyChen449: which is the coolest part about it
KellyChen449: but there are still interesting decisions
everlong1289: so basically whatever color you want to win, will win
rebelkidrules: lolkelly
KellyChen449: well I don't play competitively
rebelkidrules: you will win once
rebelkidrules: and lose six times
KellyChen449: I come up with an idea that I think would be fun to play for some player
KellyChen449: and then just go with that
rebelkidrules: unless it ends in a draw
FlameTiger67: "everlong1289: you play by yourself?" I saw this and all I could think of was "One player modless?"
KellyChen449: like right now I think my German strategy really sucks
rebelkidrules: to the you have played too much thread!
Untrod Tripod (7:27:18 PM): you enjoy whoring
xcaykex (7:27:24 PM): yes
xcaykex (7:27:26 PM): i know that
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Post Post #398 (ISO) » Sat Jun 23, 2007 6:41 am

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When you're at a spelling bee and the word Vigilante come sout and you say:"Vig is so much cooler spelt out."
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Post Post #399 (ISO) » Sat Jun 23, 2007 3:21 pm

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IH, were you talking about Diplomacy in that scum chat session?
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