You know you have been playing too much Mafia when...

[Vampirate]

When there is some provincial election going on and the candidate has some shady past.

"Yeah he's scum"

*votes for the candidate*

[JeanDarc]

When your friend uses the acronym "nk" and you read it as "night kill", which confuses you for several moments, before you eventually realise that they meant "no kidding".

Ahhaha I agree!

The jargon/acronyms in Mafia universe doesn't help with the confusion that already exists in our world.

For example, PR:
power role

but if you use it outside of forums, most people would assume:
print, public relations, press release, Puerto Rico, permanent resident (canada ), performance reviews, etc.

I've personally never seen my friend use "nk" as no kidding but this seems hilarious.

"Hey Postie, that girl totally is being a ratchet on you. NK!"

[Postie]

"Hey Postie, that girl totally is being a ratchet on you. NK!"

I can totally see that happening.

You know you've been playing too much Mafia when you see the Roman numerals "VI" and read it as "Village Idiot".

[Klazam]

You know you've been playing too much Mafia when you see the Roman numerals "VI" and read it as "Village Idiot".

im guilty of that

[Runner]

I've nearly accused someone (by saying out loud) "he's just trying to get town cred" before when he was doing something nice expecting a favour.

[JeanDarc]

@Runner that's a nice avi - parallel to the fly-on-the-screen avis. Well played sir

[Postie]

This thread needs to be revived.

You know you're playing too much Mafia when...
North
North East
East
Semi-Experienced

[Runner]

@Runner that's a nice avi - parallel to the fly-on-the-screen avis. Well played sir

Courtesy of Ether, actually. I agree it's great.

[Klazam]

This thread needs to be revived.

You know you're playing too much Mafia when...
North
North East
East
Semi-Experienced

*wince* this hit home

[vonflare]

SK = serial killer, regardless of context.

[SleepyKrew]

[Vampirate]

You know you've played too much mafia when you've posted 10+ times in this thread.

[Kmd4390]

You know you've played too much mafia when you've posted 10+ times in this thread.

I've got 50 apparently...

[Kmd4390]

Wow. And only two people have more than me. Mr Flay and gandalf.

[Runner]

When you think BBC News is reporting on the most un-PC theme game ever...



I totally didn't go to the wiki and check if paedo doc was a role >.>

[BNL]

When someone asked on WhatsApp why he shouldn't lurk on the chat, I just had to say "Cos it's anti-town".

[VysePresident]

When somebody mentions Vyse, and you say "Yes?"

[vonflare]

When you think BBC News is reporting on the most un-PC theme game ever...



I totally didn't go to the wiki and check if paedo doc was a role >.>

This is now surprisingly relevant

[Davsto]

When I have to sometimes stop me from referring to myself as "Davsto".

[VysePresident]

When you start joking about how you're innocent of something or another, and refer to yourself as Town.

I may have done that today.

[Ythan]

When you have real life friends whose real names you don't know.

[Klazam]

When your best friend says that you might have done something shitty that you didnt do, and you end up realizing that "well i cant say this, because scum would say exactly this"

shittiest feeling in the world

[wgeurts]

When your autocorrect knows the names of all players and the mafia slang

[DiamondSentinel]

When your friends ask who you're visiting (family, date, etc.), and you have to restrain yourself from saying "I can't say or else scum will know"

[smiffle]

When you hope that the majority of things you read in this thread aren't true, but you actually expect them to be.