Hello, MafiaScum. It's DeltaWave. I wanted to talk to the fine citizens of this website directly, regarding a matter that concerns us all. I was recently informed that the mod staff has put a permanent hold on Ass Mafia, the
most anticipated theme game of 2015
. If you aren't familiar with Ass Mafia, the concept is simple. You take a picture of your ass and send it to the mod (me), and if/when you die, your ass selfie is publicly posted for all to see. Also all the roles are ass-themed. Supposedly, this violates the rule against posting "sexually explicit pictures." However, there is nothing sexually explicit about a simple picture of the human ass. Is Michelangelo's David "sexually explicit"? There is nothing inherently sexual about the human ass, it's just a part of the body. No genitals visible, just ass. 24/7 ass.
You don't have to take me at my word. I consulted Yahoo! Answers for more information on this topic. According to Yahoo! Answers, the ass is NOT a sexual organ.
The butt itself is visually attracting depending on the butt...however, the anus is off limits. That is a sphincter muscle. You can tear it, stretch it or destroy it. Then you go poopy all over yourself because you can not control it. As far as rubbing of the butt or what not, it can be used in sexual stimulation,
but the anus, nor the butt, is actually a sexual organ.
I added some emphasis. I think this settles the matter.
When there's trouble, you call DW.
"For pure will, unassuaged of purpose, delivered from the lust of result, is every way perfect."
