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Post Post #25 (ISO) » Thu May 28, 2015 6:46 am

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I can say in all honesty that

a. I had no idea this was a thing
b. I would /in for this
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Post Post #26 (ISO) » Thu May 28, 2015 7:29 am

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In post 6, DeltaWave wrote:I would argue that a simple picture of Majiffy's ass is not sexually explicit but the mods seem to think differently.


I would argue against the odds that anyone--- male, female, animal, vegetable, or mineral--- would consider majiffy's ass (nor my own) to be sexual in any way.
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Post Post #27 (ISO) » Thu May 28, 2015 7:31 am

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You're so aroused that you couldn't even type that sentence coherently.

I assume
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Post Post #28 (ISO) » Thu May 28, 2015 7:31 am

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In post 25, Untrod Tripod wrote:I can say in all honesty that

a. I had no idea this was a thing
b. I would /in for this



how is it that three-pronged trouser god didn't think of this game first
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Post Post #29 (ISO) » Thu May 28, 2015 9:08 am

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I'm taking pre-ins just in case mods change their mind
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Post Post #30 (ISO) » Thu May 28, 2015 10:36 am

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Post Post #31 (ISO) » Thu May 28, 2015 11:34 am

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let's make this happen on a shifty-looking quicktopic somewhere
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Post Post #32 (ISO) » Thu May 28, 2015 11:53 am

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In post 26, kuribo wrote:I would argue against the odds that anyone--- male, female, animal, vegetable, or mineral--- would consider majiffy's ass (nor my own) to be sexual in any way.

We could be immortal.

IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES.

In post 27, SleepyKrew wrote:You're so aroused that you couldn't even type that sentence coherently.

I assume

I know I am. I had to type possibilities three times before I got it right.

In post 31, Psyche wrote:let's make this happen on a shifty-looking quicktopic somewhere

Yes because then I can play.
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Post Post #33 (ISO) » Thu May 28, 2015 3:54 pm

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What happens with replacements? Do all players in that slot have their ass shown, just the original, or just the last player?
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Post Post #34 (ISO) » Thu May 28, 2015 4:17 pm

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Composite ass pic.
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Post Post #35 (ISO) » Thu May 28, 2015 5:15 pm

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Assception
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Post Post #36 (ISO) » Tue Jun 02, 2015 1:03 am

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In post 33, JerryArr wrote:What happens with replacements? Do all players in that slot have their ass shown, just the original, or just the last player?


No ass is safe
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Post Post #37 (ISO) » Tue Jun 02, 2015 3:52 am

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as a site moderator I thoroughly endorse this
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Post Post #38 (ISO) » Tue Jun 02, 2015 10:06 am

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I had fun.
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Post Post #39 (ISO) » Tue Jun 02, 2015 11:54 am

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In post 29, DeltaWave wrote:I'm taking pre-ins just in case mods change their mind


/in the ass. I don't think there's anything sexual about that.
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Post Post #40 (ISO) » Wed Jun 03, 2015 12:13 pm

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I wish I could be in the ass :(
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Post Post #41 (ISO) » Wed Jun 03, 2015 12:37 pm

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In post 40, Majiffy wrote:I wish I could be in the ass :(


Don't worry, if alot of people had fun in the soon to be current ass game then i'm sure people from other places will follow what's going on and a game with a bigger ass we be present for players to plug themselves into somewhere.
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Post Post #42 (ISO) » Wed Jun 03, 2015 2:30 pm

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I appreciated a lot of that, thanks.
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Post Post #43 (ISO) » Tue Jun 09, 2015 3:26 pm

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I have this thread bookmarked for when I'm having a bad day
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Post Post #44 (ISO) » Wed Jun 10, 2015 6:28 am

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Questions:

Is it going to be Draft Ass style (lottery for who plays whose ass)?
Or is it going to be an UPick Ass (we submit ass shots, you design roles around them)?

i've always wanted an excuse to dress my ass up in this leprechaun hat and groucho marx glasses i've had laying around forever, and this might just be the perfect opportunity
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Post Post #45 (ISO) » Sun Jun 14, 2015 10:04 am

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I feel like you shouldn't need an excuse to do that, Nacho.
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Post Post #46 (ISO) » Sun Jun 14, 2015 11:44 am

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In post 44, Nachomamma8 wrote:ve always wanted an excuse to dress my ass up in this leprechaun hat and groucho marx glasses i've had laying around forever,


we call that Tuesdays at my house
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Post Post #47 (ISO) » Sun Jun 14, 2015 11:45 am

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Offer the mods a compromise. Nipple Mafia (Men Only)
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Post Post #48 (ISO) » Sun Jun 14, 2015 1:40 pm

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Nope, sex discrimination.
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Post Post #49 (ISO) » Sun Jun 14, 2015 2:17 pm

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Women can also submit male nipples
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