Serious life lessons mafia taught me

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Post Post #25  (ISO)  » Sat Jul 23, 2016 8:00 am

Like, leaving a legacy is nice but if it crumbles to dust after I'm dead, it's all the same to me: I'll be too dead after that point to enjoy a legacy
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Post Post #26  (ISO)  » Sat Jul 23, 2016 8:08 am

The key is to not die
There's nothing that says that a fake can't beat the real thing.

You must not imagine that for beings like you and us there can be laughter. The low men laugh, and we envy them. But for us, the higher ones, there is no laughter, only an unending vigil, purely serious, stretching on into the night.

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Post Post #27  (ISO)  » Sat Jul 23, 2016 8:12 am

well in that case i'm off to a great start
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Post Post #28  (ISO)  » Mon Aug 08, 2016 10:29 am

Mafia taught me that I'm much better at being convincing than I am at being right.

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Post Post #29  (ISO)  » Mon Aug 08, 2016 4:50 pm

Mafia taught me how to lie and I'm scary good at it now lol

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Post Post #30  (ISO)  » Mon Aug 08, 2016 4:55 pm

mafia doesn't teach

it is futile

just like life

that's the lesson

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Post Post #31  (ISO)  » Mon Aug 08, 2016 4:59 pm

mafia scum taught me if I ever post somewhere mcmenno will post right after me

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Post Post #32  (ISO)  » Mon Aug 08, 2016 5:10 pm

that's not true

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Post Post #33  (ISO)  » Mon Aug 08, 2016 5:14 pm

lolok

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Post Post #34  (ISO)  » Mon Aug 08, 2016 5:20 pm

In post 2, kuribo wrote:Mafia taught me that any problem I can't solve by screaming at people can probably be solved by killing them at night

I'm with Kuribo here
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Post Post #35  (ISO)  » Mon Aug 08, 2016 5:24 pm

In post 18, callforjudgement wrote:The most important life skill I learned from Mafia is how to look innocent when you actually are innocent.

Lying is hard, but telling the truth convincingly can be even harder.

I play scum so well I just try not to be innocent in anything I do.

In post 23, Bacde wrote:Mafia taught me how to be an addict and deny that I have a problem

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Post Post #36  (ISO)  » Mon Aug 08, 2016 8:10 pm

Assuming you have the right personality type, I would argue these things (charisma, the ability to make others see things your way) become internalized the more mafia you play. Mafia has also been scientifically proven to help you be better with the ladies. This is a fact.

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Post Post #37  (ISO)  » Mon Aug 08, 2016 8:12 pm

In post 36, Enefpe no Time wrote:Assuming you have the right personality type, i would argue these things (charisma, the ability to make others see things your way) become internalized the more mafia you play. Mafia has also been scientifically proven to help you be better with the ladies. This is a fact.

can confirm helps with ladies

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Post Post #38  (ISO)  » Tue Aug 09, 2016 11:17 am

In post 37, Dwlee99 wrote:
In post 36, Enefpe no Time wrote:Assuming you have the right personality type, i would argue these things (charisma, the ability to make others see things your way) become internalized the more mafia you play. Mafia has also been scientifically proven to help you be better with the ladies. This is a fact.

can confirm helps with ladies

Not sure, I've heard "stop playing mafia and come to bed" a good number of times.
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Post Post #39  (ISO)  » Tue Aug 09, 2016 11:22 am

In post 38, Majiffy wrote:
In post 37, Dwlee99 wrote:
In post 36, Enefpe no Time wrote:Assuming you have the right personality type, i would argue these things (charisma, the ability to make others see things your way) become internalized the more mafia you play. Mafia has also been scientifically proven to help you be better with the ladies. This is a fact.

can confirm helps with ladies

Not sure, I've heard "stop playing mafia and come to bed" a good number of times.

So what you're saying is mafia encourages people to tell you to come to their beds
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Post Post #40  (ISO)  » Tue Aug 09, 2016 11:34 am

Ummm

I'm not sure the correlation implies causation here

But I could test this theory more if you'd like.
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Post Post #41  (ISO)  » Tue Aug 09, 2016 4:06 pm

In post 38, Majiffy wrote:
In post 37, Dwlee99 wrote:
In post 36, Enefpe no Time wrote:Assuming you have the right personality type, i would argue these things (charisma, the ability to make others see things your way) become internalized the more mafia you play. Mafia has also been scientifically proven to help you be better with the ladies. This is a fact.

can confirm helps with ladies

Not sure, I've heard "stop playing mafia and come to bed" a good number of times.



My ex wife signed up here once and never posted in the game she /inned


She would have been phenomenal at Mafia because she was a CRUEL AND MANIPULATIVE FUCKING LIAR
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Post Post #42  (ISO)  » Tue Aug 09, 2016 4:10 pm

Ha you thought she loved you

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Post Post #43  (ISO)  » Tue Aug 09, 2016 5:50 pm

He was only an X-shot cop and used them all in earlier night phases. Plus she looked really town in early-game.
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Post Post #44  (ISO)  » Tue Aug 09, 2016 6:38 pm

In post 42, Enefpe no Time wrote:Ha you thought she loved you

Ikr!
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Post Post #45  (ISO)  » Tue Aug 09, 2016 6:40 pm

In post 43, Majiffy wrote:He was only an X-shot cop and used them all in earlier night phases. Plus she looked really town in early-game.



My sanity was questionable so my results were off


Shoulda known based on the investigation results on the girls I dated before her
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Post Post #46  (ISO)  » Tue Aug 09, 2016 7:49 pm

Damn that was the metaphor I was looking for.

Knew I fucked something up there.
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Post Post #47  (ISO)  » Tue Aug 09, 2016 8:04 pm

What if she was town though? Then her manipulative skills aren't useful
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Post Post #48  (ISO)  » Tue Aug 09, 2016 8:10 pm

Manipulative skills are always useful.

You can't lynch scum, even if you find them, unless you can get other people to sheep you.
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Post Post #49  (ISO)  » Tue Aug 09, 2016 8:50 pm

Simple find someone who loves playing mafia as much as you do.

Then when you do go to bed you can have fun but not resent the time either of you play mafia.

see problem solved :P
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