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Like, leaving a legacy is nice but if it crumbles to dust after I'm dead, it's all the same to me: I'll be too dead after that point to enjoy a legacy

The key is to not die

well in that case i'm off to a great start

Mafia taught me that I'm much better at being convincing than I am at being right.

Mafia taught me how to lie and I'm scary good at it now lol

mafia doesn't teach

it is futile

just like life

that's the lesson

mafia scum taught me if I ever post somewhere mcmenno will post right after me

that's not true

lolok

In post 2, kuribo wrote:Mafia taught me that any problem I can't solve by screaming at people can probably be solved by killing them at night

I'm with Kuribo here

In post 18, callforjudgement wrote:The most important life skill I learned from Mafia is how to look innocent when you actually

are

innocent.

Lying is hard, but telling the truth convincingly can be even harder.

I play scum so well I just try not to be innocent in anything I do.

In post 23, Bacde wrote:Mafia taught me how to be an addict and deny that I have a problem

TOMATO

Assuming you have the right personality type, I would argue these things (charisma, the ability to make others see things your way) become internalized the more mafia you play. Mafia has also been scientifically proven to help you be better with the ladies. This is a fact.

In post 36, Enefpe no Time wrote:Assuming you have the right personality type, i would argue these things (charisma, the ability to make others see things your way) become internalized the more mafia you play. Mafia has also been scientifically proven to help you be better with the ladies. This is a fact.

can confirm helps with ladies

In post 37, Dwlee99 wrote:

In post 36, Enefpe no Time wrote:Assuming you have the right personality type, i would argue these things (charisma, the ability to make others see things your way) become internalized the more mafia you play. Mafia has also been scientifically proven to help you be better with the ladies. This is a fact.

can confirm helps with ladies

Not sure, I've heard "stop playing mafia and come to bed" a good number of times.

In post 38, Majiffy wrote:

In post 37, Dwlee99 wrote:

In post 36, Enefpe no Time wrote:Assuming you have the right personality type, i would argue these things (charisma, the ability to make others see things your way) become internalized the more mafia you play. Mafia has also been scientifically proven to help you be better with the ladies. This is a fact.

can confirm helps with ladies

Not sure, I've heard "stop playing mafia and come to bed" a good number of times.

So what you're saying is mafia encourages people to tell you to come to their beds

Ummm

I'm not sure the correlation implies causation here

But I could test this theory more if you'd like.

In post 38, Majiffy wrote:

In post 37, Dwlee99 wrote:

In post 36, Enefpe no Time wrote:Assuming you have the right personality type, i would argue these things (charisma, the ability to make others see things your way) become internalized the more mafia you play. Mafia has also been scientifically proven to help you be better with the ladies. This is a fact.

can confirm helps with ladies

Not sure, I've heard "stop playing mafia and come to bed" a good number of times.

My ex wife signed up here once and never posted in the game she /inned


She would have been phenomenal at Mafia because she was a CRUEL AND MANIPULATIVE FUCKING LIAR

Ha you thought she loved you

He was only an X-shot cop and used them all in earlier night phases. Plus she looked really town in early-game.

In post 42, Enefpe no Time wrote:Ha you thought she loved you

Ikr!

In post 43, Majiffy wrote:He was only an X-shot cop and used them all in earlier night phases. Plus she looked really town in early-game.

My sanity was questionable so my results were off


Shoulda known based on the investigation results on the girls I dated before her

Damn that was the metaphor I was looking for.

Knew I fucked something up there.

What if she was town though? Then her manipulative skills aren't useful

Manipulative skills are always useful.

You can't lynch scum, even if you find them, unless you can get other people to sheep you.

Simple find someone who loves playing mafia as much as you do.

Then when you do go to bed you can have fun but not resent the time either of you play mafia.

see problem solved