An old man stood at the entrance of the hospital, seemingly lost. He'd wandered off from the dementia ward, or so it appeared. He did carry a fairly ornate ivory walking stick, and by 'Carry' I specifically mean 'Carry'. He didn't at all seem frail of stature - just mind. He walked to the reception desk, and asked the pretty young woman manning (womanning?) it if she sold cigarettes.
"Not that I smoke, mind you, I just want it for my dog Phydough".
He indicated to the floor as though pointing to his pooch. The woman at the desk spoke into her old fashioned phone, and within a moment, a large couple of nurses, built like tanks came out to lead the man inside.
"Y'all smell like legos" complained the old man.
Rather oddly, the nurses left the cane on the ground - to be forgotten by all and sundry.
Welcome to Hollywoodland Hospital. Can you survive?
Due to popular demand, this is a "Fogeys" game. If Mith and Talitha agree, you are a fogey - you can sign up here. This game is run during the lockdown due to Corona Virus.
Mith
Ambic
mathcam
halfpint
Untrod Tripod
Rosso Carne
Talitha
Neo
Petroleum Jelly
Thesp
PookyTheMagicalBear
Cadmium
MNOWAX
Jadesmar
Springlullaby (Spectating)
Kublai Khan (Replacement)