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Post Post #26 (isolation #0) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 4:04 am

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ok so I know I said I wasn't going to play another mafia game until the school year ended but I could not resist the irresistible pull of mafia scum dot net
good morninr (or evening for some people) fellas
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Post Post #27 (isolation #1) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 4:05 am

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also hi black and dann!!!
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Post Post #29 (isolation #2) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 4:07 am

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In post 7, hellbooks wrote:
TO DO LIST for this game: real edition: serious edition: 2024 edition
  • dont make anyone mad at me.... i bet youre mad at me already.... sorry.... just vote me.... whatever i dont even care anymore...
this is so me btw if you even care
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Post Post #30 (isolation #3) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 4:07 am

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In post 28, Black wrote:
In post 27, JupiterXV wrote: also hi black and dann!!!
Hi Jupiter!

You didn't roll scum again did you?
i wish :(
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Post Post #32 (isolation #4) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 4:13 am

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In post 31, Black wrote:
In post 30, JupiterXV wrote:
In post 28, Black wrote:
In post 27, JupiterXV wrote: also hi black and dann!!!
Hi Jupiter!

You didn't roll scum again did you?
i wish :(
Really? It seemed like the last game stressed you out a bit
yeah but i think playing scum is fun. lowkey i'm way less competent as town- my play in literally all of my towngames is pretty abysmal tbh
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Post Post #33 (isolation #5) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 4:14 am

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generally i tend to cross my fingers and hope to roll scum and then let myself roll away disappointed when i dont get it. and every time it's like can I please play scum one more time one more time
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Post Post #40 (isolation #6) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 5:19 am

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In post 33, JupiterXV wrote: generally i tend to cross my fingers and hope to roll scum and then let myself roll away disappointed when i dont get it. and every time it's like can I please play scum one more time one more time
for the record this is a reference to wowaka's rolling girl lol
i didn't actually mean to reference it but then i ended up shoehorning the rest of it in
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Post Post #42 (isolation #7) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 5:22 am

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i initially didn't mean to reference it*
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Post Post #43 (isolation #8) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 5:23 am

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serious vote. get blammed VOTE: usespython
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Post Post #46 (isolation #9) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 5:24 am

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In post 44, Black wrote: VOTE: Jupiter
:( ok
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Post Post #49 (isolation #10) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 5:33 am

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insert lamist keystrokes here
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Post Post #50 (isolation #11) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 5:34 am

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pagetop btw
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Post Post #53 (isolation #12) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 5:47 am

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In post 51, hellbooks wrote: i love
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how do u make it so teeny.....
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Post Post #54 (isolation #13) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 5:48 am

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oh
wait is that a game rule im gonna check
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cool it's not
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Post Post #71 (isolation #15) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 6:16 am

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wait I want to put the entire bee movie script inside the time capsule
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Post Post #72 (isolation #16) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 6:18 am

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In post 59, hellbooks wrote: does anyone have anything else they'd like to add to the time capsule before we bury it on the hill under the big willow tree with the tire swing where we all first met and became lifelong friends
Spoiler:

According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.
- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school,
three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
You did come back different.
- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.
- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.
That's why we don't need vacations.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.
- Well, Adam, today we are men.
- We are!
- Bee-men.
- Amen!
Hallelujah!
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of...
...9:15.
That concludes our ceremonies.
And begins your career
at Honex Industries!
Will we pick ourjob today?
I heard it's just orientation.
Heads up! Here we go.
Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.
- Wonder what it'll be like?
- A little scary.
Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco
and a part of the Hexagon Group.
This is it!
Wow.
Wow.
We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life
to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
Our top-secret formula
is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
into this soothing sweet syrup
with its distinctive
golden glow you know as...
Honey!
- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!
- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.
- Right. You're right.
- At Honex, we constantly strive
to improve every aspect
of bee existence.
These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.
- What do you think he makes?
- Not enough.
Here we have our latest advancement,
the Krelman.
- What does that do?
- Oatches that little strand of honey
that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.
Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
Of course. Most bee jobs are
small ones. But bees know
that every small job,
if it's done well, means a lot.
But choose carefully
because you'll stay in the job
you pick for the rest of your life.
The same job the rest of your life?
I didn't know that.
What's the difference?
You'll be happy to know that bees,
as a species, haven't had one day off
in 27 million years.
So you'll just work us to death?
We'll sure try.
Wow! That blew my mind!
"What's the difference?"
How can you say that?
One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make.
I'm relieved. Now we only have
to make one decision in life.
But, Adam, how could they
never have told us that?
Why would you question anything?
We're bees.
We're the most perfectly
functioning society on Earth.
You ever think maybe things
work a little too well here?
Like what? Give me one example.
I don't know. But you know
what I'm talking about.
Please clear the gate.
Royal Nectar Force on approach.
Wait a second. Oheck it out.
- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
- Wow.
I've never seen them this close.
They know what it's like
outside the hive.
Yeah, but some don't come back.
- Hey, Jocks!
- Hi, Jocks!
You guys did great!
You're monsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
- I wonder where they were.
- I don't know.
Their day's not planned.
Outside the hive, flying who knows
where, doing who knows what.
You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
Jock. You have to be bred for that.
Right.
Look. That's more pollen
than you and I will see in a lifetime.
It's just a status symbol.
Bees make too much of it.
Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
and the ladies see you wearing it.
Those ladies?
Aren't they our cousins too?
Distant. Distant.
Look at these two.
- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
- Let's have fun with them.
It must be dangerous
being a Pollen Jock.
Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
against a mushroom!
He had a paw on my throat,
and with the other, he was slapping me!
- Oh, my!
- I never thought I'd knock him out.
What were you doing during this?
Trying to alert the authorities.
I can autograph that.
A little gusty out there today,
wasn't it, comrades?
Yeah. Gusty.
We're hitting a sunflower patch
six miles from here tomorrow.
- Six miles, huh?
- Barry!
A puddle jump for us,
but maybe you're not up for it.
- Maybe I am.
- You are not!
We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
What do you think, buzzy-boy?
Are you bee enough?
I might be. It all depends
on what 0900 means.
Hey, Honex!
Dad, you surprised me.
You decide what you're interested in?
- Well, there's a lot of choices.
- But you only get one.
Do you ever get bored
doing the same job every day?
Son, let me tell you about stirring.
You grab that stick, and you just
move it around, and you stir it around.
You get yourself into a rhythm.
It's a beautiful thing.
You know, Dad,
the more I think about it,
maybe the honey field
just isn't right for me.
You were thinking of what,
making balloon animals?
That's a bad job
for a guy with a stinger.
Janet, your son's not sure
he wants to go into honey!
- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
- I'm not trying to be funny.
You're not funny! You're going
into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
- You're gonna be a stirrer?
- No one's listening to me!
Wait till you see the sticks I have.
I could say anything right now.
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
Let's open some honey and celebrate!
Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
Shave my antennae.
Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
I'm so proud.
- We're starting work today!
- Today's the day.
Oome on! All the good jobs
will be gone.
Yeah, right.
Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
- Is it still available?
- Hang on. Two left!
One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
Step to the side.
- What'd you get?
- Picking crud out. Stellar!
Wow!
Oouple of newbies?
Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
Make your choice.
- You want to go first?
- No, you go.
Oh, my. What's available?
Restroom attendant's open,
not for the reason you think.
- Any chance of getting the Krelman?
- Sure, you're on.
I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
Wax monkey's always open.
The Krelman opened up again.
What happened?
A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
He's dead. Another dead one.
Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
Dead from the neck up.
Dead from the neck down. That's life!
Oh, this is so hard!
Heating, cooling,
stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
humming, inspector number seven,
lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
mite wrangler. Barry, what
do you think I should... Barry?
Barry!
All right, we've got the sunflower patch
in quadrant nine...
What happened to you?
Where are you?
- I'm going out.
- Out? Out where?
- Out there.
- Oh, no!
I have to, before I go
to work for the rest of my life.
You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
Another call coming in.
If anyone's feeling brave,
there's a Korean deli on 83rd
that gets their roses today.
Hey, guys.
- Look at that.
- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
Sign here, here. Just initial that.
- Thank you.
- OK.
You got a rain advisory today,
and as you all know,
bees cannot fly in rain.
So be careful. As always,
watch your brooms,
hockey sticks, dogs,
birds, bears and bats.
Also, I got a couple of reports
of root beer being poured on us.
Murphy's in a home because of it,
babbling like a cicada!
- That's awful.
- And a reminder for you rookies,
bee law number one,
absolutely no talking to humans!
All right, launch positions!
Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
Black and yellow!
Hello!
You ready for this, hot shot?
Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
Wind, check.
- Antennae, check.
- Nectar pack, check.
- Wings, check.
- Stinger, check.
Scared out of my shorts, check.
OK, ladies,
let's move it out!
Pound those petunias,
you striped stem-suckers!
All of you, drain those flowers!
Wow! I'm out!
I can't believe I'm out!
So blue.
I feel so fast and free!
Box kite!
Wow!
Flowers!
This is Blue Leader.
We have roses visual.
Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
Roses!
30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
Stand to the side, kid.
It's got a bit of a kick.
That is one nectar collector!
- Ever see pollination up close?
- No, sir.
I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
over here. Maybe a dash over there,
a pinch on that one.
See that? It's a little bit of magic.
That's amazing. Why do we do that?
That's pollen power. More pollen, more
flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
Oool.
I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?
Oopy that visual.
Wait. One of these flowers
seems to be on the move.
Say again? You're reporting
a moving flower?
Affirmative.
That was on the line!
This is the coolest. What is it?
I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
It smells good.
Not like a flower, but I like it.
Yeah, fuzzy.
Ohemical-y.
Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.
My sweet lord of bees!
Oandy-brain, get off there!
Problem!
- Guys!
- This could be bad.
Affirmative.
Very close.
Gonna hurt.
Mama's little boy.
You are way out of position, rookie!
Ooming in at you like a missile!
Help me!
I don't think these are flowers.
- Should we tell him?
- I think he knows.
What is this?!
Match point!
You can start packing up, honey,
because you're about to eat it!
Yowser!
Gross.
There's a bee in the car!
- Do something!
- I'm driving!
- Hi, bee.
- He's back here!
He's going to sting me!
Nobody move. If you don't move,
he won't sting you. Freeze!
He blinked!
Spray him, Granny!
What are you doing?!
Wow... the tension level
out here is unbelievable.
I gotta get home.
Oan't fly in rain.
Oan't fly in rain.
Oan't fly in rain.
Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
Ken, could you close
the window please?
Ken, could you close
the window please?
Oheck out my new resume.
I made it into a fold-out brochure.
You see? Folds out.
Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.
What was that?
Maybe this time. This time. This time.
This time! This time! This...
Drapes!
That is diabolical.
It's fantastic. It's got all my special
skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
What's number one? Star Wars?
Nah, I don't go for that...
...kind of stuff.
No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
They're out of their minds.
When I leave a job interview, they're
flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
I don't remember the sun
having a big 75 on it.
I predicted global warming.
I could feel it getting hotter.
At first I thought it was just me.
Wait! Stop! Bee!
Stand back. These are winter boots.
Wait!
Don't kill him!
You know I'm allergic to them!
This thing could kill me!
Why does his life have
less value than yours?
Why does his life have any less value
than mine? Is that your statement?
I'm just saying all life has value. You
don't know what he's capable of feeling.
My brochure!
There you go, little guy.
I'm not scared of him.
It's an allergic thing.
Put that on your resume brochure.
My whole face could puff up.
Make it one of your special skills.
Knocking someone out
is also a special skill.
Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
- Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
- You could put carob chips on there.
- Bye.
- Supposed to be less calories.
- Bye.
I gotta say something.
She saved my life.
I gotta say something.
All right, here it goes.
Nah.
What would I say?
I could really get in trouble.
It's a bee law.
You're not supposed to talk to a human.
I can't believe I'm doing this.
I've got to.
Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!
No. Yes. No.
Do it. I can't.
How should I start it?
"You like jazz?" No, that's no good.
Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
Hi!
I'm sorry.
- You're talking.
- Yes, I know.
You're talking!
I'm so sorry.
No, it's OK. It's fine.
I know I'm dreaming.
But I don't recall going to bed.
Well, I'm sure this
is very disconcerting.
This is a bit of a surprise to me.
I mean, you're a bee!
I am. And I'm not supposed
to be doing this,
but they were all trying to kill me.
And if it wasn't for you...
I had to thank you.
It's just how I was raised.
That was a little weird.
- I'm talking with a bee.
- Yeah.
I'm talking to a bee.
And the bee is talking to me!
I just want to say I'm grateful.
I'll leave now.
- Wait! How did you learn to do that?
- What?
The talking thing.
Same way you did, I guess.
"Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
- That's very funny.
- Yeah.
Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,
we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
Anyway...
Oan I...
...get you something?
- Like what?
I don't know. I mean...
I don't know. Ooffee?
I don't want to put you out.
It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
- It's just coffee.
- I hate to impose.
- Don't be ridiculous!
- Actually, I would love a cup.
Hey, you want rum cake?
- I shouldn't.
- Have some.
- No, I can't.
- Oome on!
I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
- Where?
- These stripes don't help.
You look great!
I don't know if you know
anything about fashion.
Are you all right?
No.
He's making the tie in the cab
as they're flying up Madison.
He finally gets there.
He runs up the steps into the church.
The wedding is on.
And he says, "Watermelon?
I thought you said Guatemalan.
Why would I marry a watermelon?"
Is that a bee joke?
That's the kind of stuff we do.
Yeah, different.
So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
About work? I don't know.
I want to do my part for the hive,
but I can't do it the way they want.
I know how you feel.
- You do?
- Sure.
My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
- Really?
- My only interest is flowers.
Our new queen was just elected
with that same campaign slogan.
Anyway, if you look...
There's my hive right there. See it?
You're in Sheep Meadow!
Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!
No way! I know that area.
I lost a toe ring there once.
- Why do girls put rings on their toes?
- Why not?
- It's like putting a hat on your knee.
- Maybe I'll try that.
- You all right, ma'am?
- Oh, yeah. Fine.
Just having two cups of coffee!
Anyway, this has been great.
Thanks for the coffee.
Yeah, it's no trouble.
Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,
I'd be up the rest of my life.
Are you...?
Oan I take a piece of this with me?
Sure! Here, have a crumb.
- Thanks!
- Yeah.
All right. Well, then...
I guess I'll see you around.
Or not.
OK, Barry.
And thank you
so much again... for before.
Oh, that? That was nothing.
Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...
This can't possibly work.
He's all set to go.
We may as well try it.
OK, Dave, pull the chute.
- Sounds amazing.
- It was amazing!
It was the scariest,
happiest moment of my life.
Humans! I can't believe
you were with humans!
Giant, scary humans!
What were they like?
Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
They eat crazy giant things.
They drive crazy.
- Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
- Some of them. But some of them don't.
- How'd you get back?
- Poodle.
You did it, and I'm glad. You saw
whatever you wanted to see.
You had your "experience." Now you
can pick out yourjob and be normal.
- Well...
- Well?
Well, I met someone.
You did? Was she Bee-ish?
- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
- No, no, no, not a wasp.
- Spider?
- I'm not attracted to spiders.
I know it's the hottest thing,
with the eight legs and all.
I can't get by that face.
So who is she?
She's... human.
No, no. That's a bee law.
You wouldn't break a bee law.
- Her name's Vanessa.
- Oh, boy.
She's so nice. And she's a florist!
Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
We're not dating.
You're flying outside the hive, talking
to humans that attack our homes
with power washers and M-80s!
One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
She saved my life!
And she understands me.
This is over!
Eat this.
This is not over! What was that?
- They call it a crumb.
- It was so stingin' stripey!
And that's not what they eat.
That's what falls off what they eat!
- You know what a Oinnabon is?
- No.
It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
They heat it up...
Sit down!
...really hot!
- Listen to me!
We are not them! We're us.
There's us and there's them!
Yes, but who can deny
the heart that is yearning?
There's no yearning.
Stop yearning. Listen to me!
You have got to start thinking bee,
my friend. Thinking bee!
- Thinking bee.
- Thinking bee.
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
There he is. He's in the pool.
You know what your problem is, Barry?
I gotta start thinking bee?
How much longer will this go on?
It's been three days!
Why aren't you working?
I've got a lot of big life decisions
to think about.
What life? You have no life!
You have no job. You're barely a bee!
Would it kill you
to make a little honey?
Barry, come out.
Your father's talking to you.
Martin, would you talk to him?
Barry, I'm talking to you!
You coming?
Got everything?
All set!
Go ahead. I'll catch up.
Don't be too long.
Watch this!
Vanessa!
- We're still here.
- I told you not to yell at him.
He doesn't respond to yelling!
- Then why yell at me?
- Because you don't listen!
I'm not listening to this.
Sorry, I've gotta go.
- Where are you going?
- I'm meeting a friend.
A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
Bye.
I just hope she's Bee-ish.
They have a huge parade
of flowers every year in Pasadena?
To be in the Tournament of Roses,
that's every florist's dream!
Up on a float, surrounded
by flowers, crowds cheering.
A tournament. Do the roses
compete in athletic events?
No. All right, I've got one.
How come you don't fly everywhere?
It's exhausting. Why don't you
run everywhere? It's faster.
Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
All right, your turn.
TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
That's insane!
You don't have that?
We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
It's a horrible, horrible disease.
Oh, my.
Dumb bees!
You must want to sting all those jerks.
We try not to sting.
It's usually fatal for us.
So you have to watch your temper.
Very carefully.
You kick a wall, take a walk,
write an angry letter and throw it out.
Work through it like any emotion:
Anger, jealousy, lust.
Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
Yeah.
- What is wrong with you?!
- It's a bug.
He's not bothering anybody.
Get out of here, you creep!
What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
Yeah, it was. How did you know?
It felt like about 10 pages.
Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
You've really got that
down to a science.
- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
- I'll bet.
What in the name
of Mighty Hercules is this?
How did this get here?
Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,
Ray Liotta Private Select?
- Is he that actor?
- I never heard of him.
- Why is this here?
- For people. We eat it.
You don't have
enough food of your own?
- Well, yes.
- How do you get it?
- Bees make it.
- I know who makes it!
And it's hard to make it!
There's heating, cooling, stirring.
You need a whole Krelman thing!
- It's organic.
- It's our-ganic!
It's just honey, Barry.
Just what?!
Bees don't know about this!
This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
You've taken our homes, schools,
hospitals! This is all we have!
And it's on sale?!
I'm getting to the bottom of this.
I'm getting to the bottom
of all of this!
Hey, Hector.
- You almost done?
- Almost.
He is here. I sense it.
Well, I guess I'll go home now
and just leave this nice honey out,
with no one around.
You're busted, box boy!
I knew I heard something.
So you can talk!
I can talk.
And now you'll start talking!
Where you getting the sweet stuff?
Who's your supplier?
I don't understand.
I thought we were friends.
The last thing we want
to do is upset bees!
You're too late! It's ours now!
You, sir, have crossed
the wrong sword!
You, sir, will be lunch
for my iguana, Ignacio!
Where is the honey coming from?
Tell me where!
Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
Orazy person!
What horrible thing has happened here?
These faces, they never knew
what hit them. And now
they're on the road to nowhere!
Just keep still.
What? You're not dead?
Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
that moves. Where you headed?
To Honey Farms.
I am onto something huge here.
I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
I'm going to Tacoma.
- And you?
- He really is dead.
All right.
Uh-oh!
- What is that?!
- Oh, no!
- A wiper! Triple blade!
- Triple blade?
Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
Why does everything have
to be so doggone clean?!
How much do you people need to see?!
Open your eyes!
Stick your head out the window!
From NPR News in Washington,
I'm Oarl Kasell.
But don't kill no more bugs!
- Bee!
- Moose blood guy!!
- You hear something?
- Like what?
Like tiny screaming.
Turn off the radio.
Whassup, bee boy?
Hey, Blood.
Just a row of honey jars,
as far as the eye could see.
Wow!
I assume wherever this truck goes
is where they're getting it.
I mean, that honey's ours.
- Bees hang tight.
- We're all jammed in.
It's a close community.
Not us, man. We on our own.
Every mosquito on his own.
- What if you get in trouble?
- You a mosquito, you in trouble.
Nobody likes us. They just smack.
See a mosquito, smack, smack!
At least you're out in the world.
You must meet girls.
Mosquito girls try to trade up,
get with a moth, dragonfly.
Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
You got to be kidding me!
Mooseblood's about to leave
the building! So long, bee!
- Hey, guys!
- Mooseblood!
I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
Did you bring your crazy straw?
We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
and it's pretty much pure profit.
What is this place?
A bee's got a brain
the size of a pinhead.
They are pinheads!
Pinhead.
- Oheck out the new smoker.
- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.
The Thomas 3000!
Smoker?
Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
Twice the nicotine, all the tar.
A couple breaths of this
knocks them right out.
They make the honey,
and we make the money.
"They make the honey,
and we make the money"?
Oh, my!
What's going on? Are you OK?
Yeah. It doesn't last too long.
Do you know you're
in a fake hive with fake walls?
Our queen was moved here.
We had no choice.
This is your queen?
That's a man in women's clothes!
That's a drag queen!
What is this?
Oh, no!
There's hundreds of them!
Bee honey.
Our honey is being brazenly stolen
on a massive scale!
This is worse than anything bears
have done! I intend to do something.
Oh, Barry, stop.
Who told you humans are taking
our honey? That's a rumor.
Do these look like rumors?
That's a conspiracy theory.
These are obviously doctored photos.
How did you get mixed up in this?
He's been talking to humans.
- What?
- Talking to humans?!
He has a human girlfriend.
And they make out!
Make out? Barry!
We do not.
- You wish you could.
- Whose side are you on?
The bees!
I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
Barry, this is what you want
to do with your life?
I want to do it for all our lives.
Nobody works harder than bees!
Dad, I remember you
coming home so overworked
your hands were still stirring.
You couldn't stop.
I remember that.
What right do they have to our honey?
We live on two cups a year. They put it
in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
Even if it's true, what can one bee do?
Sting them where it really hurts.
In the face! The eye!
- That would hurt.
- No.
Up the nose? That's a killer.
There's only one place you can sting
the humans, one place where it matters.
Hive at Five, the hive's only
full-hour action news source.
No more bee beards!
With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.
Weather with Storm Stinger.
Sports with Buzz Larvi.
And Jeanette Ohung.
- Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
- And I'm Jeanette Ohung.
A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,
intends to sue the human race
for stealing our honey,
packaging it and profiting
from it illegally!
Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,
we'll have three former queens here in
our studio, discussing their new book,
Olassy Ladies,
out this week on Hexagon.
Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.
Did you ever think, "I'm a kid
from the hive. I can't do this"?
Bees have never been afraid
to change the world.
What about Bee Oolumbus?
Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.
We were thinking
of stickball or candy stores.
How old are you?
The bee community
is supporting you in this case,
which will be the trial
of the bee century.
You know, they have a Larry King
in the human world too.
It's a common name. Next week...
He looks like you and has a show
and suspenders and colored dots...
Next week...
Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
guest even though you just heard 'em.
Bear Week next week!
They're scary, hairy and here live.
Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
squinty eyes, very Jewish.
In tennis, you attack
at the point of weakness!
It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.
Honey, her backhand's a joke!
I'm not gonna take advantage of that?
Quiet, please.
Actual work going on here.
- Is that that same bee?
- Yes, it is!
I'm helping him sue the human race.
- Hello.
- Hello, bee.
This is Ken.
Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
Why does he talk again?
Listen, you better go
'cause we're really busy working.
But it's our yogurt night!
Bye-bye.
Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
You poor thing.
You two have been at this for hours!
Yes, and Adam here
has been a huge help.
- Frosting...
- How many sugars?
Just one. I try not
to use the competition.
So why are you helping me?
Bees have good qualities.
And it takes my mind off the shop.
Instead of flowers, people
are giving balloon bouquets now.
Those are great, if you're three.
And artificial flowers.
- Oh, those just get me psychotic!
- Yeah, me too.
Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
Bees must hate those fake things!
Nothing worse
than a daffodil that's had work done.
Maybe this could make up
for it a little bit.
- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
- I guess.
You sure you want to go through with it?
Am I sure? When I'm done with
the humans, they won't be able
to say, "Honey, I'm home,"
without paying a royalty!
It's an incredible scene
here in downtown Manhattan,
where the world anxiously waits,
because for the first time in history,
we will hear for ourselves
if a honeybee can actually speak.
What have we gotten into here, Barry?
It's pretty big, isn't it?
I can't believe how many humans
don't work during the day.
You think billion-dollar multinational
food companies have good lawyers?
Everybody needs to stay
behind the barricade.
- What's the matter?
- I don't know, I just got a chill.
Well, if it isn't the bee team.
You boys work on this?
All rise! The Honorable
Judge Bumbleton presiding.
All right. Oase number 4475,
Superior Oourt of New York,
Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry
is now in session.
Mr. Montgomery, you're representing
the five food companies collectively?
A privilege.
Mr. Benson... you're representing
all the bees of the world?
I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
we're ready to proceed.
Mr. Montgomery,
your opening statement, please.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
my grandmother was a simple woman.
Born on a farm, she believed
it was man's divine right
to benefit from the bounty
of nature God put before us.
If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
Mr. Benson imagines,
just think of what would it mean.
I would have to negotiate
with the silkworm
for the elastic in my britches!
Talking bee!
How do we know this isn't some sort of
holographic motion-picture-capture
Hollywood wizardry?
They could be using laser beams!
Robotics! Ventriloquism!
Oloning! For all we know,
he could be on steroids!
Mr. Benson?
Ladies and gentlemen,
there's no trickery here.
I'm just an ordinary bee.
Honey's pretty important to me.
It's important to all bees.
We invented it!
We make it. And we protect it
with our lives.
Unfortunately, there are
some people in this room
who think they can take it from us
'cause we're the little guys!
I'm hoping that, after this is all over,
you'll see how, by taking our honey,
you not only take everything we have
but everything we are!
I wish he'd dress like that
all the time. So nice!
Oall your first witness.
So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
of Honey Farms, big company you have.
I suppose so.
I see you also own
Honeyburton and Honron!
Yes, they provide beekeepers
for our farms.
Beekeeper. I find that
to be a very disturbing term.
I don't imagine you employ
any bee-free-ers, do you?
- No.
- I couldn't hear you.
- No.
- No.
Because you don't free bees.
You keep bees. Not only that,
it seems you thought a bear would be
an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
They're very lovable creatures.
Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
You mean like this?
Bears kill bees!
How'd you like his head crashing
through your living room?!
Biting into your couch!
Spitting out your throw pillows!
OK, that's enough. Take him away.
So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.
Your name intrigues me.
- Where have I heard it before?
- I was with a band called The Police.
But you've never been
a police officer, have you?
No, I haven't.
No, you haven't. And so here
we have yet another example
of bee culture casually
stolen by a human
for nothing more than
a prance-about stage name.
Oh, please.
Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?
Because I'm feeling
a little stung, Sting.
Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
That's not his real name?! You idiots!
Mr. Liotta, first,
belated congratulations on
your Emmy win for a guest spot
on ER in 2005.
Thank you. Thank you.
I see from your resume
that you're devilishly handsome
with a churning inner turmoil
that's ready to blow.
I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
Not yet it isn't. But is this
what it's come to for you?
Exploiting tiny, helpless bees
so you don't
have to rehearse
your part and learn your lines, sir?
Watch it, Benson!
I could blow right now!
This isn't a goodfella.
This is a badfella!
Why doesn't someone just step on
this creep, and we can all go home?!
- Order in this court!
- You're all thinking it!
Order! Order, I say!
- Say it!
- Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
I think it was awfully nice
of that bear to pitch in like that.
I think the jury's on our side.
Are we doing everything right, legally?
I'm a florist.
Right. Well, here's to a great team.
To a great team!
Well, hello.
- Ken!
- Hello.
I didn't think you were coming.
No, I was just late.
I tried to call, but... the battery.
I didn't want all this to go to waste,
so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
Oh, that was lucky.
There's a little left.
I could heat it up.
Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
So I hear you're quite a tennis player.
I'm not much for the game myself.
The ball's a little grabby.
That's where I usually sit.
Right... there.
Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,
and he agreed with me that eating with
chopsticks isn't really a special skill.
You think I don't see what you're doing?
I know how hard it is to find
the rightjob. We have that in common.
Do we?
Bees have 100 percent employment,
but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
That's just what
I was thinking about doing.
Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor
for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
I'm going to drain the old stinger.
Yeah, you do that.
Look at that.
You know, I've just about had it
with your little mind games.
- What's that?
- Italian Vogue.
Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.
A lot of ads.
Remember what Van said, why is
your life more valuable than mine?
Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!
I think something stinks in here!
I love the smell of flowers.
How do you like the smell of flames?!
Not as much.
Water bug! Not taking sides!
Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!
This is pathetic!
I've got issues!
Well, well, well, a royal flush!
- You're bluffing.
- Am I?
Surf's up, dude!
Poo water!
That bowl is gnarly.
Except for those dirty yellow rings!
Kenneth! What are you doing?!
You know, I don't even like honey!
I don't eat it!
We need to talk!
He's just a little bee!
And he happens to be
the nicest bee I've met in a long time!
Long time? What are you talking about?!
Are there other bugs in your life?
No, but there are other things bugging
me in life. And you're one of them!
Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...
My nerves are fried from riding
on this emotional roller coaster!
Goodbye, Ken.
And for your information,
I prefer sugar-free, artificial
sweeteners made by man!
I'm sorry about all that.
I know it's got
an aftertaste! I like it!
I always felt there was some kind
of barrier between Ken and me.
I couldn't overcome it.
Oh, well.
Are you OK for the trial?
I believe Mr. Montgomery
is about out of ideas.
We would like to call
Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.
Good idea! You can really see why he's
considered one of the best lawyers...
Yeah.
Layton, you've
gotta weave some magic
with this jury,
or it's gonna be all over.
Don't worry. The only thing I have
to do to turn this jury around
is to remind them
of what they don't like about bees.
- You got the tweezers?
- Are you allergic?
Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you
what I think we'd all like to know.
What exactly is your relationship
to that woman?
We're friends.
- Good friends?
- Yes.
How good? Do you live together?
Wait a minute...
Are you her little...
...bedbug?
I've seen a bee documentary or two.
From what I understand,
doesn't your queen give birth
to all the bee children?
- Yeah, but...
- So those aren't your real parents!
- Oh, Barry...
- Yes, they are!
Hold me back!
You're an illegitimate bee,
aren't you, Benson?
He's denouncing bees!
Don't y'all date your cousins?
- Objection!
- I'm going to pincushion this guy!
Adam, don't! It's what he wants!
Oh, I'm hit!!
Oh, lordy, I am hit!
Order! Order!
The venom! The venom
is coursing through my veins!
I have been felled
by a winged beast of destruction!
You see? You can't treat them
like equals! They're striped savages!
Stinging's the only thing
they know! It's their way!
- Adam, stay with me.
- I can't feel my legs.
What angel of mercy
will come forward to suck the poison
from my heaving buttocks?
I will have order in this court. Order!
Order, please!
The case of the honeybees
versus the human race
took a pointed turn against the bees
yesterday when one of their legal
team stung Layton T. Montgomery.
- Hey, buddy.
- Hey.
- Is there much pain?
- Yeah.
I...
I blew the whole case, didn't I?
It doesn't matter. What matters is
you're alive. You could have died.
I'd be better off dead. Look at me.
They got it from the cafeteria
downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.
Look, there's
a little celery still on it.
What was it like to sting someone?
I can't explain it. It was all...
All adrenaline and then...
and then ecstasy!
All right.
You think it was all a trap?
Of course. I'm sorry.
I flew us right into this.
What were we thinking? Look at us. We're
just a couple of bugs in this world.
What will the humans do to us
if they win?
I don't know.
I hear they put the roaches in motels.
That doesn't sound so bad.
Adam, they check in,
but they don't check out!
Oh, my.
Oould you get a nurse
to close that window?
- Why?
- The smoke.
Bees don't smoke.
Right. Bees don't smoke.
Bees don't smoke!
But some bees are smoking.
That's it! That's our case!
It is? It's not over?
Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.
Get back to the court and stall.
Stall any way you can.
And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.
Mr. Flayman.
Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
Where is the rest of your team?
Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.
Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,
and as a result,
we don't make very good time.
I actually heard a funny story about...
Your Honor,
haven't these ridiculous bugs
taken up enough
of this court's valuable time?
How much longer will we allow
these absurd shenanigans to go on?
They have presented no compelling
evidence to support their charges
against my clients,
who run legitimate businesses.
I move for a complete dismissal
of this entire case!
Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going
to have to consider
Mr. Montgomery's motion.
But you can't! We have a terrific case.
Where is your proof?
Where is the evidence?
Show me the smoking gun!
Hold it, Your Honor!
You want a smoking gun?
Here is your smoking gun.
What is that?
It's a bee smoker!
What, this?
This harmless little contraption?
This couldn't hurt a fly,
let alone a bee.
Look at what has happened
to bees who have never been asked,
"Smoking or non?"
Is this what nature intended for us?
To be forcibly addicted
to smoke machines
and man-made wooden slat work camps?
Living out our lives as honey slaves
to the white man?
- What are we gonna do?
- He's playing the species card.
Ladies and gentlemen, please,
free these bees!
Free the bees! Free the bees!
Free the bees!
Free the bees! Free the bees!
The court finds in favor of the bees!
Vanessa, we won!
I knew you could do it! High-five!
Sorry.
I'm OK! You know what this means?
All the honey
will finally belong to the bees.
Now we won't have
to work so hard all the time.
This is an unholy perversion
of the balance of nature, Benson.
You'll regret this.
Barry, how much honey is out there?
All right. One at a time.
Barry, who are you wearing?
My sweater is Ralph Lauren,
and I have no pants.
- What if Montgomery's right?
- What do you mean?
We've been living the bee way
a long time, 27 million years.
Oongratulations on your victory.
What will you demand as a settlement?
First, we'll demand a complete shutdown
of all bee work camps.
Then we want back the honey
that was ours to begin with,
every last drop.
We demand an end to the glorification
of the bear as anything more
than a filthy, smelly,
bad-breath stink machine.
We're all aware
of what they do in the woods.
Wait for my signal.
Take him out.
He'll have nauseous
for a few hours, then he'll be fine.
And we will no longer tolerate
bee-negative nicknames...
But it's just a prance-about stage name!
...unnecessary inclusion of honey
in bogus health products
and la-dee-da human
tea-time snack garnishments.
Oan't breathe.
Bring it in, boys!
Hold it right there! Good.
Tap it.
Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,
and there's gallons more coming!
- I think we need to shut down!
- Shut down? We've never shut down.
Shut down honey production!
Stop making honey!
Turn your key, sir!
What do we do now?
Oannonball!
We're shutting honey production!
Mission abort.
Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
Returning to base.
Adam, you wouldn't believe
how much honey was out there.
Oh, yeah?
What's going on? Where is everybody?
- Are they out celebrating?
- They're home.
They don't know what to do.
Laying out, sleeping in.
I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way
to San Antonio with a cricket.
At least we got our honey back.
Sometimes I think, so what if humans
liked our honey? Who wouldn't?
It's the greatest thing in the world!
I was excited to be part of making it.
This was my new desk. This was my
new job. I wanted to do it really well.
And now...
Now I can't.
I don't understand
why they're not happy.
I thought their lives would be better!
They're doing nothing. It's amazing.
Honey really changes people.
You don't have any idea
what's going on, do you?
- What did you want to show me?
- This.
What happened here?
That is not the half of it.
Oh, no. Oh, my.
They're all wilting.
Doesn't look very good, does it?
No.
And whose fault do you think that is?
You know, I'm gonna guess bees.
Bees?
Specifically, me.
I didn't think bees not needing to make
honey would affect all these things.
It's notjust flowers.
Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.
That's our whole SAT test right there.
Take away produce, that affects
the entire animal kingdom.
And then, of course...
The human species?
So if there's no more pollination,
it could all just go south here,
couldn't it?
I know this is also partly my fault.
How about a suicide pact?
How do we do it?
- I'll sting you, you step on me.
- Thatjust kills you twice.
Right, right.
Listen, Barry...
sorry, but I gotta get going.
I had to open my mouth and talk.
Vanessa?
Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
Where are you going?
To the final Tournament of Roses parade
in Pasadena.
They've moved it to this weekend
because all the flowers are dying.
It's the last chance
I'll ever have to see it.
Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
I never meant it to turn out like this.
I know. Me neither.
Tournament of Roses.
Roses can't do sports.
Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?
Roses!
Vanessa!
Roses?!
Barry?
- Roses are flowers!
- Yes, they are.
Flowers, bees, pollen!
I know.
That's why this is the last parade.
Maybe not.
Oould you ask him to slow down?
Oould you slow down?
Barry!
OK, I made a huge mistake.
This is a total disaster, all my fault.
Yes, it kind of is.
I've ruined the planet.
I wanted to help you
with the flower shop.
I've made it worse.
Actually, it's completely closed down.
I thought maybe you were remodeling.
But I have another idea, and it's
greater than my previous ideas combined.
I don't want to hear it!
All right, they have the roses,
the roses have the pollen.
I know every bee, plant
and flower bud in this park.
All we gotta do is get what they've got
back here with what we've got.
- Bees.
- Park.
- Pollen!
- Flowers.
- Repollination!
- Across the nation!
Tournament of Roses,
Pasadena, Oalifornia.
They've got nothing
but flowers, floats and cotton candy.
Security will be tight.
I have an idea.
Vanessa Bloome, FTD.
Official floral business. It's real.
Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.
Thank you. It was a gift.
Once inside,
we just pick the right float.
How about The Princess and the Pea?
I could be the princess,
and you could be the pea!
Yes, I got it.
- Where should I sit?
- What are you?
- I believe I'm the pea.
- The pea?
It goes under the mattresses.
- Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
- I'm getting the marshal.
You do that!
This whole parade is a fiasco!
Let's see what this baby'll do.
Hey, what are you doing?!
Then all we do
is blend in with traffic...
...without arousing suspicion.
Once at the airport,
there's no stopping us.
Stop! Security.
- You and your insect pack your float?
- Yes.
Has it been
in your possession the entire time?
Would you remove your shoes?
- Remove your stinger.
- It's part of me.
I know. Just having some fun.
Enjoy your flight.
Then if we're lucky, we'll have
just enough pollen to do the job.
Oan you believe how lucky we are? We
have just enough pollen to do the job!
I think this is gonna work.
It's got to work.
Attention, passengers,
this is Oaptain Scott.
We have a bit of bad weather
in New York.
It looks like we'll experience
a couple hours delay.
Barry, these are cut flowers
with no water. They'll never make it.
I gotta get up there
and talk to them.
Be careful.
Oan I get help
with the Sky Mall magazine?
I'd like to order the talking
inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.
Oaptain, I'm in a real situation.
- What'd you say, Hal?
- Nothing.
Bee!
Don't freak out! My entire species...
What are you doing?
- Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
- Who's an attorney?
Don't move.
Oh, Barry.
Good afternoon, passengers.
This is your captain.
Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B
please report to the cockpit?
And please hurry!
What happened here?
There was a DustBuster,
a toupee, a life raft exploded.
One's bald, one's in a boat,
they're both unconscious!
- Is that another bee joke?
- No!
No one's flying the plane!
This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.
What's your status?
This is Vanessa Bloome.
I'm a florist from New York.
Where's the pilot?
He's unconscious,
and so is the copilot.
Not good. Does anyone onboard
have flight experience?
As a matter of fact, there is.
- Who's that?
- Barry Benson.
From the honey trial?! Oh, great.
Vanessa, this is nothing more
than a big metal bee.
It's got giant wings, huge engines.
I can't fly a plane.
- Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
- Yes.
How hard could it be?
Wait, Barry!
We're headed into some lightning.
This is Bob Bumble. We have some
late-breaking news from JFK Airport,
where a suspenseful scene
is developing.
Barry Benson,
fresh from his legal victory...
That's Barry!
...is attempting to land a plane,
loaded with people, flowers
and an incapacitated flight crew.
Flowers?!
We have a storm in the area
and two individuals at the controls
with absolutely no flight experience.
Just a minute.
There's a bee on that plane.
I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson
and his no-account compadres.
They've done enough damage.
But isn't he your only hope?
Technically, a bee
shouldn't be able to fly at all.
Their wings are too small...
Haven't we heard this a million times?
"The surface area of the wings
and body mass make no sense."
- Get this on the air!
- Got it.
- Stand by.
- We're going live.
The way we work may be a mystery to you.
Making honey takes a lot of bees
doing a lot of small jobs.
But let me tell you about a small job.
If you do it well,
it makes a big difference.
More than we realized.
To us, to everyone.
That's why I want to get bees
back to working together.
That's the bee way!
We're not made of Jell-O.
We get behind a fellow.
- Black and yellow!
- Hello!
Left, right, down, hover.
- Hover?
- Forget hover.
This isn't so hard.
Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
Barry, what happened?!
Wait, I think we were
on autopilot the whole time.
- That may have been helping me.
- And now we're not!
So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.
All of you, let's get
behind this fellow! Move it out!
Move out!
Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,
you copy me with the wings of the plane!
Don't have to yell.
I'm not yelling!
We're in a lot of trouble.
It's very hard to concentrate
with that panicky tone in your voice!
It's not a tone. I'm panicking!
I can't do this!
Vanessa, pull yourself together.
You have to snap out of it!
You snap out of it.
You snap out of it.
- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!
- Hold it!
- Why? Oome on, it's my turn.
How is the plane flying?
I don't know.
Hello?
Benson, got any flowers
for a happy occasion in there?
The Pollen Jocks!
They do get behind a fellow.
- Black and yellow.
- Hello.
All right, let's drop this tin can
on the blacktop.
Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?
No, nothing. It's all cloudy.
Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.
- Thinking bee.
- Thinking bee.
Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Wait a minute.
I think I'm feeling something.
- What?
- I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.
Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.
Bring the nose down.
Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
- What in the world is on the tarmac?
- Get some lights on that!
Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
- Vanessa, aim for the flower.
- OK.
Out the engines. We're going in
on bee power. Ready, boys?
Affirmative!
Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.
Land on that flower!
Ready? Full reverse!
Spin it around!
- Not that flower! The other one!
- Which one?
- That flower.
- I'm aiming at the flower!
That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
I mean the giant pulsating flower
made of millions of bees!
Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.
Rotate around it.
- This is insane, Barry!
- This's the only way I know how to fly.
Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane
flying in an insect-like pattern?
Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.
Smell it. Full reverse!
Just drop it. Be a part of it.
Aim for the center!
Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!
Oome on, already.
Barry, we did it!
You taught me how to fly!
- Yes. No high-five!
- Right.
Barry, it worked!
Did you see the giant flower?
What giant flower? Where? Of course
I saw the flower! That was genius!
- Thank you.
- But we're not done yet.
Listen, everyone!
This runway is covered
with the last pollen
from the last flowers
available anywhere on Earth.
That means this is our last chance.
We're the only ones who make honey,
pollinate flowers and dress like this.
If we're gonna survive as a species,
this is our moment! What do you say?
Are we going to be bees, orjust
Museum of Natural History keychains?
We're bees!
Keychain!
Then follow me! Except Keychain.
Hold on, Barry. Here.
You've earned this.
Yeah!
I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect
fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.
Oh, yeah.
That's our Barry.
Mom! The bees are back!
If anybody needs
to make a call, now's the time.
I got a feeling we'll be
working late tonight!
Here's your change. Have a great
afternoon! Oan I help who's next?
Would you like some honey with that?
It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.
Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.
And I don't see a nickel!
Sometimes I just feel
like a piece of meat!
I had no idea.
Barry, I'm sorry.
Have you got a moment?
Would you excuse me?
My mosquito associate will help you.
Sorry I'm late.
He's a lawyer too?
I was already a blood-sucking parasite.
All I needed was a briefcase.
Have a great afternoon!
Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,
and I can't get them anywhere.
No problem, Vannie.
Just leave it to me.
You're a lifesaver, Barry.
Oan I help who's next?
All right, scramble, jocks!
It's time to fly.
Thank you, Barry!
That bee is living my life!
Let it go, Kenny.
- When will this nightmare end?!
- Let it all go.
- Beautiful day to fly.
- Sure is.
Between you and me,
I was dying to get out of that office.
You have got
to start thinking bee, my friend.
- Thinking bee!
- Me?
Hold it. Let's just stop
for a second. Hold it.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.
Oan we stop here?
I'm not making a major life decision
during a production number!
All right. Take ten, everybody.
Wrap it up, guys.
I had virtually no rehearsal for that.


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Post Post #73 (isolation #17) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 6:18 am

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OH MY GOD
I AM SO SORRY WHY IS THAT SO BIG
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Post Post #74 (isolation #18) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 6:18 am

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MOD CAN YOU PUT THAT IN A SPOILER
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Post Post #75 (isolation #19) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 6:19 am

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oh pagetop again
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Post Post #82 (isolation #20) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 7:11 am

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In post 77, hellbooks wrote: putting the unspoilered version in the time capsule !!!! wow this things getting hard to close !!!! But feel free to add other stuff in there everybody !!!!
let's put this little guy in there Image
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Post Post #83 (isolation #21) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 7:11 am

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for the record if you guyes ever wanna vote me out PLEASE do not make me the assassin. i';m so bad at solving and i will surely throw
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Post Post #99 (isolation #22) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 8:04 am

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if dann's scum i'd be so sad here
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Post Post #100 (isolation #23) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 8:04 am

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pagetop again btw
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Post Post #105 (isolation #24) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 8:13 am

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In post 101, tris wrote: jupiter what do you make of black's vote on you?
i assumed it was an rvs vote since i didnt see a reason for her to scumread me asides from my undying charm and my roguishly good looks
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Post Post #106 (isolation #25) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 8:14 am

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ok im gonna be serious mostly just assumed it was a pivot from her earlier vote on python onto me due to my vocaloid reference on the second page because im gonna be real i'd probably suspect myself too
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Post Post #107 (isolation #26) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 8:15 am

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but like eh its not gonna kill me plus she hasnt came out about a reason yet so im not gonna push it
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Post Post #109 (isolation #27) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 8:15 am

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fireisred, ill respond to you in a bit
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Post Post #111 (isolation #28) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 8:21 am

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In post 108, fireisredsir wrote: VOTE: jupiter
god damn ok lmao
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Post Post #136 (isolation #29) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 10:05 am

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In post 117, tris wrote:
In post 106, JupiterXV wrote: ok im gonna be serious mostly just assumed it was a pivot from her earlier vote on python onto me due to my vocaloid reference on the second page because im gonna be real i'd probably suspect myself too
why would she vote you for that?
idk something something "I wanna be scum sooo bad" scumtell something something
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Post Post #137 (isolation #30) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 10:06 am

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[tweet][/tweet]
In post 116, hellbooks wrote: jupiter what do you make of fires vote on you (asking in order to make thinfs inequitable once again)
i will say right off the bat that this time it was probably due to my undying charm and devilishly good looks as opposed to actually being scumm
(Actual answer: no clue)
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Post Post #138 (isolation #31) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 10:07 am

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psa you guys should stop asking me questions that i don't have the answers to because I keep having to actually think about it but then I still have no answer to any of them so I just keep bullshitting
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Post Post #140 (isolation #32) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 10:29 am

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In post 139, tris wrote: i have my eye on u jupiter
i have my eye on u also. now we've initiated a staring contest first to blink has to pay the other fifty bucks
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Post Post #141 (isolation #33) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 10:54 am

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In post 138, JupiterXV wrote: psa you guys should stop asking me questions that i don't have the answers to because I keep having to actually think about it but then I still have no answer to any of them so I just keep bullshitting
ftr this is mainly non-serious because there's no way you guys know whether or not the questions you ask have answers that I know, just don't be mad at me if I start BSing ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯
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Post Post #144 (isolation #34) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 1:26 pm

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does anyoen want me to explain why i voted usesPython or do should I wait
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Post Post #148 (isolation #35) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 3:54 pm

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Post Post #149 (isolation #36) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 3:55 pm

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Post Post #150 (isolation #37) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 3:55 pm

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pagetop
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Post Post #163 (isolation #38) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 5:45 pm

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just noticed that dann joined the site in 2012 wow
gut dann scum, if i'm wrong you guys can yell at me later
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Post Post #164 (isolation #39) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 5:46 pm

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actually I could probably be wrong on that.
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Post Post #165 (isolation #40) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 5:47 pm

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yeah I'm probably super wrong on that
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Post Post #166 (isolation #41) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 5:50 pm

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not me psyching myself up for a strong and cool read and then immediately backing out of it :skull:
i think my main reason for retracting that read is because we're honestly not that far into the game yet and the reason behind the gutread is a little silly when dann has only posted seven times
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Post Post #168 (isolation #42) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 6:00 pm

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dann scum
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Post Post #170 (isolation #43) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 6:03 pm

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i played a game with him and by his first ten posts he was clearly more active and participating and like actively contributing but then i was like ehh that's a stupid reason because there's way less momentum in this game
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Post Post #172 (isolation #44) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 6:20 pm

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you better
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Post Post #173 (isolation #45) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 6:20 pm

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Post Post #175 (isolation #47) » Sun Feb 11, 2024 6:20 pm

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pagetop again
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Post Post #238 (isolation #48) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 11:06 am

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In post 194, Black wrote: This is a weird progression. So did you think it was an RVS vote or did I make it because I was sus of you?
the latter, first post is a joke
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Post Post #239 (isolation #49) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 11:06 am

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In post 197, Black wrote:
In post 163, JupiterXV wrote: just noticed that dann joined the site in 2012 wow
gut dann scum, if i'm wrong you guys can yell at me later
In post 164, JupiterXV wrote: actually I could probably be wrong on that.
In post 165, JupiterXV wrote: yeah I'm probably super wrong on that
In post 166, JupiterXV wrote: not me psyching myself up for a strong and cool read and then immediately backing out of it :skull:
i think my main reason for retracting that read is because we're honestly not that far into the game yet and the reason behind the gutread is a little silly when dann has only posted seven times
I think Jupiter is scum
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Post Post #240 (isolation #50) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 11:06 am

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In post 199, Black wrote: I'm getting the same nervous scum energy vibes that I got from a game that just ended. That sequence in particular felt like a fabricated thought about Dann. Jupiter had a ton of fabricated thoughts in his scum game

The first thing that pinged me about Jupiter was his "I wish :(" response to me asking him if he's scum. Pretty minor read here but I have a feeling this is an unnatural response, even considering Jupiter's explanation after. Jupiter seemed super stressed in his scum game that just ended and I don't believe that he actually would wish he was scum again if he's town here. I think that was a response he crafted to seem like he's town
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Post Post #241 (isolation #51) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 11:07 am

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i live and breathe stress i think if i were as stressed as u describe i probably woudl actually be taking a break from this site right now as i said
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Post Post #242 (isolation #52) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 11:08 am

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In post 204, hellbooks wrote: ok now back to more relavant matters
anyone else have anything for THA CAPSULE????
if not let us all stand around in a circle and hold hands. yes sorry mine are a bit cold. come here come here! we're all friends here!
now let us begin the burial ceremony.
wait a second ok now i see that we need to unhold hands so that someone can dig the hole. ummmm ok any volunteers? no? ok dannflor you're digging the hole. go on now! awesome! thank you for that. now we can just plop that in there. yup. ok now we can all just ummm i guess we can just nudge all the dirt back in with our feet and tamp it down. good job everyone! its in there now!
this made me giggle so hard
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Post Post #243 (isolation #53) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 11:12 am

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In post 205, usesPython wrote: Jupiter what games do you enjoy playing (serious read)
In post 206, usesPython wrote: Also preferred movie genre
In post 208, fireisredsir wrote: also preferred music genre (scouting recruits for walrus that won't happen)
oh god these are a lot of questions
i think my favorite experience in a mafia game was back in 2021 where i rolled SK after replacing into a slot and fakeclaimed twice (first as hider, then as doctor) and everyone BELIEVED me. and i actually managed to keep this up until we were at the day until ELO. that being said it was back in 2021 and i haven't played a 3p game outside of mafia.gg since. and mafia.gg is lowkey stinky
so i'd say i enjoy playing scum since being town is lowk stressful lol

okay so I don't actually know how to answer this question since I don't really watch movies all that most. i like ghibli though???? i watched the ace attorney movie for christmas and the boy and the heron sometime afterwards also i liked those movies

i don't know i like a lot of music. i really like classical but it depends on the composer. i like hatsune miku. i'm a miku fan. i also like video game music. and idk i just listen to something and if i like it i loop it for hours. what's walrus
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Post Post #244 (isolation #54) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 11:13 am

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In post 223, Dannflor wrote: take it to the scum pt you two
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Post Post #245 (isolation #55) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 11:14 am

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In post 230, Dannflor wrote: but consider this: jupiter is scared of me
dann i'm always scared of you, what's special
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Post Post #260 (isolation #56) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 1:59 pm

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In post 246, Dannflor wrote:
In post 245, JupiterXV wrote:
In post 230, Dannflor wrote: but consider this: jupiter is scared of me
dann i'm always scared of you, what's special
i just thought you'd be less likely to do that whole "dann is scum" then reflective step back thing as scum, like maybe you'd wanna avoid scrutiny from me

maybe not

it's an extremely narcissistic idea
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Post Post #261 (isolation #57) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 1:59 pm

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In post 249, fireisredsir wrote:
In post 243, JupiterXV wrote: what's walrus
it's a fun music thing that happens sometimes in mish mash
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Post Post #262 (isolation #58) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 2:10 pm

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In post 256, usesPython wrote:
In post 243, JupiterXV wrote:
In post 205, usesPython wrote: Jupiter what games do you enjoy playing (serious read)
In post 206, usesPython wrote: Also preferred movie genre
In post 208, fireisredsir wrote: also preferred music genre (scouting recruits for walrus that won't happen)
oh god these are a lot of questions
i think my favorite experience in a mafia game was back in 2021 where i rolled SK after replacing into a slot and fakeclaimed twice (first as hider, then as doctor) and everyone BELIEVED me. and i actually managed to keep this up until we were at the day until ELO. that being said it was back in 2021 and i haven't played a 3p game outside of mafia.gg since. and mafia.gg is lowkey stinky
so i'd say i enjoy playing scum since being town is lowk stressful lol

okay so I don't actually know how to answer this question since I don't really watch movies all that most. i like ghibli though???? i watched the ace attorney movie for christmas and the boy and the heron sometime afterwards also i liked those movies

i don't know i like a lot of music. i really like classical but it depends on the composer. i like hatsune miku. i'm a miku fan. i also like video game music. and idk i just listen to something and if i like it i loop it for hours. what's walrus
Darn we can't advance the serious read with this. If you answered with something stressful like horror movies we could have pointed to it to hardcore agree with fire's "stress = fun" take on you
i really hate the way the horror movie genre is developed is because none of it is actually good. what i've seen mostly uses over-the-top gore and doesn't build suspense or fear in an interesting way. btw i love blood & gore i eat that shit breakfast lunch and dinner!!!!!!!!
i have yet to see good horror movies will accept reccomendations tho

now if you asked me about my favorite video game subgenres i would ABSOLUTELY say horror. particularly i like psychological horror more than general horror but i think jumpscare horror works (only sometimes, though). i think the reason why, say, FNAF, works as a video game, because it's not a jumpscare horror based on like. haha get scared look at my freaky guy. you only get jumpscared when you get fucked up. and also at some point you get desensitized to the jumpscares so they stop working.
i LOOVE yume nikki. it's so good as a game because of how interesting it's formatted. i still have yet to finish it but when i played it a while back it was so fun. i did end up getting bored a lot of times due to the lack of stimulation (no dialogue). most games are walking simulators and yume nikki is basically that except you add a bit of mental illness into the mix. OMORI is one of those super popular indie horrors and it's kind of on the opposite end of yume nikki like god damn that game is colorful as fuck. so much stuff to do. it was certainly an experience it felt like such a bait and switch to me and the (location name spoiler)
BLACK SPACE
segment was so well-done. the game is also very good at exploring topics related to mental health. so yes i've played some decent indie horror. DDLC was a doozy of a game tho I don't like thinking about it. Another horror I liked was Vincent: The Secret Of Myers but it was more point-and-click if that's the right word. It's an itch.io game. There's a few more itch.io horrors that I played but only one of them really sticks out in my head and it was only because I kept fuckign dying because I was too dumb to figure out how to progress. There was also a game on steam called imscared or something. That was cool I think I liked paying money for that. I like it when the pixels are scary af btw.
Also Danganronpa lowkey went hard but I'm trying to get out of it bc like man that fandom is not good bro. like I step into the dangan fandom and it's like. life is not daijoubu. Gifted kid battle royale was Such a premise. loved the ace attorney mechanics. The executions went so hard (I am ignoring the amount of plot fuckups in the entire series. I don't like thinking about it. Why were there so many crimes against humanity. What was up with the character assassination. Please free me from this horrible game)

probably none of this matters but I like these things. You can read that and watch me slowly get more and more deranged over the course of this entire post I spent like ten minutes typing it out
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Post Post #263 (isolation #59) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 2:11 pm

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In post 258, usesPython wrote: Jupiter how do you reconcile you enjoying scum for being stress-free vs Black thinking you were stresses in your last scum game
I'm always stressed regardless of my alignment lol
I enjoy scum cuz it's easier
I don't have to solve and stuff
and yeah I was losing my mind in that game but to quote my good friend t3 "When is jupiter not losing his mind"
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Post Post #264 (isolation #60) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 2:11 pm

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Post Post #265 (isolation #61) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 2:12 pm

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also lets b real mafia is stressful af why do I play it. because its fun
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Post Post #266 (isolation #62) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 2:13 pm

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In post 262, JupiterXV wrote: DDLC was a doozy of a game tho I don't like thinking about it.
Will say Monika is my favorite character
though I wasn't exactly particularly attached to any of the girls beyond Yuri and she ended up being Strange, this is just how dating sims are sometimes
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Post Post #267 (isolation #63) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 2:15 pm

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NOT ME FORGETTING ABOUT NEEDY STREAMER OVERLOAD THE PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR OF ALL TIME???
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Post Post #268 (isolation #64) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 2:16 pm

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^^ very heavily attached to this game despite its graphic imagery and how dark it is. i love it when the mental health mental healths
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Post Post #269 (isolation #65) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 2:17 pm

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this game was SUCH AN EXPERIENCE i cannot even describe it in words. ITS OBVIOUSLY NOT SOMETHING I WOULD RECCOMEND FOR SOMEONE IN A BAD MENTAL STATE OR SOMEONE WHO DOESNT WANNA SEE LIKE DEPICTIONS OF BAD MENTAL HEALTH but that never really stopped me it was so fire
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Post Post #270 (isolation #66) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 2:17 pm

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recommend is how u spell it i think
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Post Post #271 (isolation #67) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 2:18 pm

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sorry guys usesPython said the word "horror" and I just lept out of my seat. what should I do that's mafia-related I don't wanna derail the game or anything
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Post Post #272 (isolation #68) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 2:19 pm

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also I've been wanting to get into Class of 09 since a friend rec'd it to me but I don't have the time to play it since this entire month is super busy
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Post Post #273 (isolation #69) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 2:19 pm

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gah off topic again
uhh lemme do a gth readlist or something is that how people contribute and stuff
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Post Post #274 (isolation #70) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 2:20 pm

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actually I don't even remember like any of these people
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Post Post #275 (isolation #71) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 2:21 pm

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usesPython - town
JupiterXV - its a me mario
fireisredsir - town
JacksonVirgo - dk
Roden - dk
Black - town
hellbooks - scum, or something???? idfk
tris - dk
Dannflor - dk
for the reacord idk anything i dont know how to read people
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Post Post #276 (isolation #72) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 2:21 pm

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dann probably flips scum hhere but we'll have to see
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Post Post #277 (isolation #73) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 2:21 pm

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i don't remember if hellbooks has actually done anything to advance game yet so. that's why they're scum leaning
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Post Post #279 (isolation #74) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 2:24 pm

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i dont actually have three sucm here
ugh usesPython gives me lowkey rancid scum vibes but i cant explain what it is like there is no Reason To Scumread Them
VOTE: dann die scum !!!!
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Post Post #281 (isolation #75) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 2:26 pm

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In post 278, hellbooks wrote: python going like "what is your favorite genre serious question" and then secretly hoping jupiter says horror as like a gotcha journalism method and then as soon as jupiter doesnt say horror instantly going like "aw darn i hoped you were gonna say horror" is kinda cool but i dont have much to say about it im just kind of like writing it down in class for lack of anything else to do knowing im not gonna study over it later
well the horror genre in movies is kind of sensationalized like it's always cheap scares so idk why python expected me to say that i genuinely enjoyed horror movies
plot where? nowhere. it's always like. scary man. and then he chases you.
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Post Post #282 (isolation #76) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 2:26 pm

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OMG HI everyone exists
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Post Post #285 (isolation #77) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 2:27 pm

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In post 283, usesPython wrote:
In post 265, JupiterXV wrote: also lets b real mafia is stressful af why do I play it. because its fun
The trick to stress free mafia games is to delude yourself into thinking you are widely townread and have good reads and that people will follow you it works great for us highly recommend it
thank you will follow the tip. you guys better townread me
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Post Post #289 (isolation #78) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 2:30 pm

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In post 287, usesPython wrote:
In post 281, JupiterXV wrote:
In post 278, hellbooks wrote: python going like "what is your favorite genre serious question" and then secretly hoping jupiter says horror as like a gotcha journalism method and then as soon as jupiter doesnt say horror instantly going like "aw darn i hoped you were gonna say horror" is kinda cool but i dont have much to say about it im just kind of like writing it down in class for lack of anything else to do knowing im not gonna study over it later
well the horror genre in movies is kind of sensationalized like it's always cheap scares so idk why python expected me to say that i genuinely enjoyed horror movies
plot where? nowhere. it's always like. scary man. and then he chases you.
Horror was an example, we would have also accepted stressful games like Escape from Tarkov or Project Zomboid or something
usesPython are you familliar with the hit game Your Turn To Die
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Post Post #290 (isolation #79) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 2:30 pm

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(also forgot about this game :moyai:)
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Post Post #293 (isolation #80) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 2:33 pm

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In post 291, usesPython wrote: yoo we've been meaning to get that game when it goes on sale
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Post Post #294 (isolation #81) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 2:33 pm

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its my literal religion
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Post Post #295 (isolation #82) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 2:34 pm

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In post 286, fireisredsir wrote:
In post 282, JupiterXV wrote: OMG HI everyone exists
ive been here but i didn't want to interrupt, you seemed like you were having a good time
i was in fact having a good time thank you all for letting me ramble about my cringey interests
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Post Post #296 (isolation #83) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 2:36 pm

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also my favorite stressful non-horror game genre probably has to be rhythm games. i hate friday night funking. i hate ddr. i hate enstars. i hate arcaea. i hate project sekai. they all kill me. especially keyboard rhtyhm games
do you guys remember that olympics google doodle? there was a rhythm game and like two years ago when i was 13 i was on the grind to all perfect it. it was hell. i couldn't stop myself i just kept going.
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Post Post #297 (isolation #84) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 2:36 pm

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(i didnt get it and ended up giving up)
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Post Post #319 (isolation #85) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 3:15 pm

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In post 300, usesPython wrote: Rhythm games are chill and non-stressful for us but that's cause we're too bad at them to get in the harder actually stress zone
project sekai is fascinating because it’s a rhythm game that appeals to two user bases like either rhythm game veterans who r crazy good at it or beginners looking for a gateway drug rhythm game. I am neither, so for a while it enabled my toxic perfectionist behavior where I’d redo songs over and over again the moment I made a mistake so I could full combo it for my “first try” or throw myself at genuinely hard songs with the intent to get an AP even though I knew I wasn’t at that level yet. It led to a lot of burnout but it was good for me because I had to sit down and teach myself that this game is hard and that it was okay for me to not do super well at it immediately. I’ve been playing it for a while now and I’ve found it’s way more exciting to complete an incredibly difficult level with a bad Perfect / Great / Good / Miss ratio compared constantly trying to do things perfectly.
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Post Post #322 (isolation #86) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 3:17 pm

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tl;dr the silly full combo symbol is not worth stress and it’s better to approach rhythm games from an angle that lets you find /fun/ from your stress and failures
it doesn’t always have to be this constant grind
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Post Post #323 (isolation #87) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 3:17 pm

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In post 320, Dannflor wrote: jupiter why are you town reading black
idk either actually, I think mostly based off her push on me????
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Post Post #325 (isolation #88) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 3:18 pm

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Ooh wait
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Post Post #326 (isolation #89) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 3:19 pm

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Yeahhh let’s gooo pagetop
It’s so hard to see post numbers on mobile
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Post Post #340 (isolation #90) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 3:52 pm

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In post 335, usesPython wrote: hellbooks/tris/dannflor are white noise null reads, JV/Roden are radio off null reads

Black's decently townie
I like the null reads you have here- white nosie is a pretty accurate description tbh
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Post Post #341 (isolation #91) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 3:52 pm

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In post 330, Dannflor wrote:
In post 323, JupiterXV wrote:
In post 320, Dannflor wrote: jupiter why are you town reading black
idk either actually, I think mostly based off her push on me????
what about the push strikes you as towny?
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Post Post #348 (isolation #92) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 4:11 pm

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In post 342, Roden wrote: Every single game on this list had me in a chokehold for years, especially and unfortunately Danganronpa lmao
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Post Post #350 (isolation #93) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 4:11 pm

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danganronpa needs to release me it's been a year i've had enough
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Post Post #352 (isolation #94) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 4:11 pm

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ooh another pagetop i'm just landing tons of pagetop this game uh
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Post Post #353 (isolation #95) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 4:12 pm

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pagetops* uh*
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Post Post #354 (isolation #96) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 4:12 pm

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I MEAN HUH...
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Post Post #356 (isolation #97) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 4:14 pm

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In post 349, Roden wrote: think people also forgot that I was here
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Post Post #358 (isolation #98) » Mon Feb 12, 2024 4:15 pm

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can someone meta me (i just want to flex my scumgame so actually maybe not) (also wouldnt work cuz we're at pg 15 and not much happening)
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Post Post #391 (isolation #99) » Tue Feb 13, 2024 6:27 am

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In post 385, Black wrote:
In post 341, JupiterXV wrote:
In post 330, Dannflor wrote:
In post 323, JupiterXV wrote:
In post 320, Dannflor wrote: jupiter why are you town reading black
idk either actually, I think mostly based off her push on me????
what about the push strikes you as towny?
idk
Like why did Jupiter label me as town, say he's not sure why I'm town but it might be the push on him, and then can't explain why the push seems townie

This is just scum
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Post Post #392 (isolation #100) » Tue Feb 13, 2024 6:28 am

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black is probably town but this sucks because she will kill me dead
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Post Post #408 (isolation #101) » Tue Feb 13, 2024 10:02 am

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In post 396, Black wrote:
In post 392, JupiterXV wrote: black is probably town but this sucks because she will kill me dead
Why am I probably town though? You keep saying this but you can't explain it. It doesn't feel like a real read
tfw they wanty u to explain a gutread. bro idk why you're probably town it just feels like u are?????
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Post Post #409 (isolation #102) » Tue Feb 13, 2024 10:03 am

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In post 399, Black wrote:
In post 395, fireisredsir wrote: i feel somewhat similarly although slightly more in the direction of feeling that the things being scumread are just personality traits rather than signs of being scum

was curious since i know you also have read some jupiter meta from trying to sort him last game
I've considered that maybe some of Jupiter's behaviors are personality based. Like maybe he just blurts out reads without thinking about them as either alignment. I think there's a greater than random chance this flips scum though
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Post Post #410 (isolation #103) » Tue Feb 13, 2024 10:03 am

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In post 406, Dannflor wrote: oh jupiter has 100 posts
WAIT FR?
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Post Post #411 (isolation #104) » Tue Feb 13, 2024 10:04 am

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omfg WHAT HOW
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Post Post #412 (isolation #105) » Tue Feb 13, 2024 10:05 am

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VOTE: jacksonvirgo
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Post Post #414 (isolation #106) » Tue Feb 13, 2024 10:06 am

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In post 413, JacksonVirgo wrote: More chocky malk for everyone not named JupiterXV
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Post Post #418 (isolation #107) » Tue Feb 13, 2024 11:31 am

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In post 417, Dannflor wrote:
In post 415, JacksonVirgo wrote:
In post 406, Dannflor wrote: oh jupiter has 100 posts
What are you making of that?
i think jupiter is town

unrelated the # of posts they have made
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Post Post #423 (isolation #108) » Tue Feb 13, 2024 4:02 pm

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In post 421, usesPython wrote:
In post 388, Dannflor wrote: we could probably just kill jacksonvirgo and have a greater than rand chance of hitting scum tbh
Something to consider is if we should be treating this game as "kill A, reset, kill B" or "kill A and B, optimise order for assassination if we're wrong" since killing a lurker d2 probably loses the game if they're town
what do u mean by reset
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Post Post #424 (isolation #109) » Tue Feb 13, 2024 4:02 pm

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ooh wait
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Post Post #425 (isolation #110) » Tue Feb 13, 2024 4:02 pm

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pagetop !!!
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Post Post #445 (isolation #111) » Tue Feb 13, 2024 6:11 pm

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In post 430, tris wrote: im not using python, but i am currently in progress of playing this gamw!
TELL ME EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR GAMING EXPERIENCE NOW
whos ur fav where are you at whats going on
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Post Post #447 (isolation #112) » Tue Feb 13, 2024 6:11 pm

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In post 441, tris wrote: im gonna make a useless vote for VOTE: JacksonVirgo while i think about other players
omg one of us
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Post Post #448 (isolation #113) » Tue Feb 13, 2024 6:12 pm

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In post 446, fireisredsir wrote:
In post 438, tris wrote: fireisredsir feels kind of reserved to me. i dont know what to make of that
i feel reserved to me too if that helps
me personally i feel more unhinged than i felt in my first game
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Post Post #449 (isolation #114) » Tue Feb 13, 2024 6:12 pm

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wwait
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Post Post #450 (isolation #115) » Tue Feb 13, 2024 6:12 pm

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PAGETOP PLS PLSPLPSL
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Post Post #451 (isolation #116) » Tue Feb 13, 2024 6:13 pm

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ME ENCOURAGING PEOPLE TO PLAY YTTD FEELS LIKE WHEN YOU'RE SITTING IN YOU RBEDROOM AT NIGHT AND SUDDENLY YOUR CURTAINS START TO FLUTTER AND A DISEMBODIED VOICE GOES "I AM GOD, PLAY YTTD"
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Post Post #452 (isolation #117) » Tue Feb 13, 2024 6:14 pm

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preaching teh gospel (aka play yttd)
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Post Post #454 (isolation #118) » Tue Feb 13, 2024 6:24 pm

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you should do it
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Post Post #456 (isolation #119) » Tue Feb 13, 2024 6:24 pm

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also just for the record DO NOT google any of the characters when ur playing the game, i made that mistake and i regretted it. i got spoiled so bad
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Post Post #457 (isolation #120) » Tue Feb 13, 2024 6:24 pm

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In post 455, fireisredsir wrote: i can't until i get a computer!
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Post Post #459 (isolation #121) » Tue Feb 13, 2024 6:25 pm

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In post 456, JupiterXV wrote: also just for the record DO NOT google any of the characters when ur playing the game, i made that mistake and i regretted it. i got spoiled so bad
me when the twink with light teal hair and pronouns spoils me for the game
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Post Post #462 (isolation #122) » Tue Feb 13, 2024 6:30 pm

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In post 460, tris wrote:
In post 445, JupiterXV wrote:
In post 430, tris wrote: im not using python, but i am currently in progress of playing this gamw!
TELL ME EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR GAMING EXPERIENCE NOW
whos ur fav where are you at whats going on
ok, i made like a tierlist recently but im gonna break with what i wrote in it and say reko! and right now im in the middle of part two of chapter one.
Spoiler:
i just walked up the stairs to where there's four doors trying to find nao
reko is so real and true
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Post Post #463 (isolation #123) » Tue Feb 13, 2024 6:30 pm

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ALSO TEH FOUR DOORS YIIIKES
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Post Post #464 (isolation #124) » Tue Feb 13, 2024 6:30 pm

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i think there was a puzzle tehhre that i was too dumb to solve but idk if that was the right door area
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Post Post #465 (isolation #125) » Tue Feb 13, 2024 6:32 pm

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ok its my bed time good night gamers
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Post Post #485 (isolation #126) » Wed Feb 14, 2024 9:06 am

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In post 466, fireisredsir wrote:
In post 459, JupiterXV wrote:
In post 456, JupiterXV wrote: also just for the record DO NOT google any of the characters when ur playing the game, i made that mistake and i regretted it. i got spoiled so bad
me when the twink with light teal hair and pronouns spoils me for the game
datisi??
Whenever people say datisi’s username I do like a little happy dance because someone compared me to them a little while ago and I checked their profile and their avatar happened to be a character from YTTD
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Post Post #488 (isolation #127) » Wed Feb 14, 2024 9:40 am

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In post 476, Dannflor wrote: the longer JV is a blank void the scummier they get
:pray: finally someone recognizes this
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Post Post #542 (isolation #128) » Wed Feb 14, 2024 6:42 pm

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In post 503, hellbooks wrote: jupiter is weaponizing transparency
what does this mean
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Post Post #543 (isolation #129) » Wed Feb 14, 2024 6:44 pm

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In post 534, DragonEater70 wrote:
VC 1.07
Votecount 1.07


JacksonVirgo (1):
JupiterXV
hellbooks (1):
Roden
fireisredsir (1):
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Dannflor (1):
fireisredsir
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Black
Roden (1):
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tris (1):
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Black (1):
tris

Not Voting (0):
None


With 9 players alive, it takes 5 votes to secure an elimination.

The day deadline is in (expired on 2024-02-21 01:27:42).

Mod notes:
god what the fuck is this votecount
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Post Post #544 (isolation #130) » Wed Feb 14, 2024 6:44 pm

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ftr I spend the next few days at a MUN conference im gonna be mad busy and also probably dying inside so i might not here. hesitant v/la

VLA noted

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Post Post #545 (isolation #131) » Wed Feb 14, 2024 6:44 pm

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(ill be back on sunday evening probably)
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Post Post #572 (isolation #132) » Thu Feb 15, 2024 1:09 am

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I think generally in pools of more experienced players I tend to be LHF so people who scumread me tend to look pretty bad generally which is strange because Black reads as townier
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Post Post #661 (isolation #133) » Fri Feb 16, 2024 8:01 am

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In post 640, fireisredsir wrote: i miss sheepsaysmeep
INKNEW THIS PERSON????
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Post Post #663 (isolation #134) » Fri Feb 16, 2024 8:06 am

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In post 582, Black wrote: 3. Jupiter is gone until Sunday and no one really seems to want to help me wagon him so my vote was getting kinda stale
In post 583, JacksonVirgo wrote: I don't hate the idea of python going out, but like they're like my 3rd or 4th pick.

VOTE: Jupiter
does this not read as opportunistic to like literally everyone else btw
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Post Post #688 (isolation #135) » Fri Feb 16, 2024 4:12 pm

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tfw black forgets what a guy read is
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Post Post #689 (isolation #136) » Fri Feb 16, 2024 4:25 pm

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In post 688, JupiterXV wrote: tfw black forgets what a guy read is
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Post Post #690 (isolation #137) » Fri Feb 16, 2024 4:26 pm

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do u guys wanna see the ice cream sandwiches i stole from the free ice cream bar at my mun conference
probably would’ve taken more if i hadn’t eaten dinner at 9
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Post Post #691 (isolation #138) » Fri Feb 16, 2024 4:26 pm

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690 nice
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Post Post #694 (isolation #139) » Fri Feb 16, 2024 4:35 pm

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Post Post #699 (isolation #140) » Fri Feb 16, 2024 5:00 pm

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meow meow
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Post Post #700 (isolation #141) » Fri Feb 16, 2024 5:00 pm

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pagetop
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Post Post #704 (isolation #142) » Sat Feb 17, 2024 4:44 am

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In post 701, Dannflor wrote: JUPITER
yes?
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Post Post #705 (isolation #143) » Sat Feb 17, 2024 4:45 am

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i should probably focus on my things why am I playing mafia right now :moyai:
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Post Post #710 (isolation #144) » Sat Feb 17, 2024 9:19 am

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In post 707, Dannflor wrote:
In post 704, JupiterXV wrote:
In post 701, Dannflor wrote: JUPITER
yes?
are you still scum reading me what happened with that
not really i think you've been doing more now and i can reasonably Not Scumread You at this point though my scumread on you wasn't particularly reasonable to begin with
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Post Post #711 (isolation #145) » Sat Feb 17, 2024 9:19 am

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In post 709, Black wrote: VOTE: Jupiter
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Post Post #725 (isolation #146) » Sat Feb 17, 2024 10:53 am

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PAGETOP
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Post Post #726 (isolation #147) » Sat Feb 17, 2024 10:54 am

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In post 713, JacksonVirgo wrote: 32 paired with 33 reads to me as an awkward attempt at getting town points, I believe black was also one to call this out in particular but I saw it in a different light than she did as I don't just see this as a "I wanna be scum so bad" scum-tell which Jupiter later labelled the argument (which I also hate, and I will talk more about it when I get to it but it's also lowering the expectations from town!jupter in a sense where he can refer to this when he makes bad or scummy plays as a sense of avoiding responsibility.
33 is literally a vocaloid reference someone let me out
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Post Post #727 (isolation #148) » Sat Feb 17, 2024 10:54 am

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i've made it incredibly clear that post 33 is explicitly a reference to the song rolling girl by wowaka
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Post Post #728 (isolation #149) » Sat Feb 17, 2024 10:56 am

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In post 713, JacksonVirgo wrote: why is this a thought?
because she's probably going to kill me dead? not sure what you don't get here
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Post Post #729 (isolation #150) » Sat Feb 17, 2024 10:56 am

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In post 713, JacksonVirgo wrote: get to the point which I dislike quite heavily
so why can't I get to the point or whatever
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Post Post #730 (isolation #151) » Sat Feb 17, 2024 10:57 am

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there is literally a game i just rolled scum in and if you bothered to compare my play here to the game that just finished perhaps you would find some differences in play? idk what kind of defense to make here becuase it frankly all just feels a bit like a personal attack even though i rationally know it's not
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Post Post #733 (isolation #152) » Sat Feb 17, 2024 11:10 am

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In post 713, JacksonVirgo wrote: they pivoted to voting me for reasons I don't believe they've ever explained
i'm pretty sure i did btw
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Post Post #734 (isolation #153) » Sat Feb 17, 2024 11:10 am

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In post 732, Dannflor wrote:
In post 721, JacksonVirgo wrote: the biggest I can see is that I believe self-image is generally scummy
this may not mean much coming from me if you think we're partnered but as someone who did meta on jupiter to determine whether this was scum indicative for jupiter

it's not
for the record dannflor when I sent you my AoPS games I let you unearth bits of my dark past that were supposed to remain buried. it was so bad
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Post Post #735 (isolation #154) » Sat Feb 17, 2024 11:10 am

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like i took so many Ls when i sent you those games
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Post Post #750 (isolation #155) » Sat Feb 17, 2024 11:39 am

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In post 741, Dannflor wrote: i don't know why you can't just give some like candid off-the-cuff summaries of your reads on everyone instead of lengthy iso dives
this is like word for word what you said to me in our game together
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Post Post #751 (isolation #156) » Sat Feb 17, 2024 11:39 am

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hell yea pagetop again im so sexy and stuff
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Post Post #752 (isolation #157) » Sat Feb 17, 2024 11:40 am

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In post 750, JupiterXV wrote:
In post 741, Dannflor wrote: i don't know why you can't just give some like candid off-the-cuff summaries of your reads on everyone instead of lengthy iso dives
this is like word for word what you said to me in our game together
not sure what it means but when you were telling me things like this i was certainly pretty terrified
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Post Post #753 (isolation #158) » Sat Feb 17, 2024 11:42 am

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In post 737, JacksonVirgo wrote:
Spoiler: 23 posts between ur vote and the "regonizes this"
In post 412, JupiterXV wrote: VOTE: jacksonvirgo
In post 414, JupiterXV wrote:
In post 413, JacksonVirgo wrote: More chocky malk for everyone not named JupiterXV
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In post 418, JupiterXV wrote:
In post 417, Dannflor wrote:
In post 415, JacksonVirgo wrote:
In post 406, Dannflor wrote: oh jupiter has 100 posts
What are you making of that?
i think jupiter is town

unrelated the # of posts they have made
yay
In post 423, JupiterXV wrote:
In post 421, usesPython wrote:
In post 388, Dannflor wrote: we could probably just kill jacksonvirgo and have a greater than rand chance of hitting scum tbh
Something to consider is if we should be treating this game as "kill A, reset, kill B" or "kill A and B, optimise order for assassination if we're wrong" since killing a lurker d2 probably loses the game if they're town
what do u mean by reset
In post 425, JupiterXV wrote: pagetop !!!
In post 424, JupiterXV wrote:ooh wait
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In post 430, tris wrote: im not using python, but i am currently in progress of playing this gamw!
TELL ME EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR GAMING EXPERIENCE NOW
whos ur fav where are you at whats going on
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In post 441, tris wrote: im gonna make a useless vote for VOTE: JacksonVirgo while i think about other players
omg one of us
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In post 446, fireisredsir wrote:
In post 438, tris wrote: fireisredsir feels kind of reserved to me. i dont know what to make of that
i feel reserved to me too if that helps
me personally i feel more unhinged than i felt in my first game
In post 449, JupiterXV wrote:wwait
In post 450, JupiterXV wrote: PAGETOP PLS PLSPLPSL
In post 451, JupiterXV wrote: ME ENCOURAGING PEOPLE TO PLAY YTTD FEELS LIKE WHEN YOU'RE SITTING IN YOU RBEDROOM AT NIGHT AND SUDDENLY YOUR CURTAINS START TO FLUTTER AND A DISEMBODIED VOICE GOES "I AM GOD, PLAY YTTD"
oops caps
In post 452, JupiterXV wrote: preaching teh gospel (aka play yttd)
In post 454, JupiterXV wrote: you should do it
In post 456, JupiterXV wrote: also just for the record DO NOT google any of the characters when ur playing the game, i made that mistake and i regretted it. i got spoiled so bad
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In post 455, fireisredsir wrote: i can't until i get a computer!
rip
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In post 456, JupiterXV wrote: also just for the record DO NOT google any of the characters when ur playing the game, i made that mistake and i regretted it. i got spoiled so bad
me when the twink with light teal hair and pronouns spoils me for the game
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In post 460, tris wrote:
In post 445, JupiterXV wrote:
In post 430, tris wrote: im not using python, but i am currently in progress of playing this gamw!
TELL ME EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR GAMING EXPERIENCE NOW
whos ur fav where are you at whats going on
ok, i made like a tierlist recently but im gonna break with what i wrote in it and say reko! and right now im in the middle of part two of chapter one.
Spoiler:
i just walked up the stairs to where there's four doors trying to find nao
reko is so real and true
In post 463, JupiterXV wrote: ALSO TEH FOUR DOORS YIIIKES
In post 464, JupiterXV wrote: i think there was a puzzle tehhre that i was too dumb to solve but idk if that was the right door area
In post 465, JupiterXV wrote: ok its my bed time good night gamers
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In post 466, fireisredsir wrote:
In post 459, JupiterXV wrote:
In post 456, JupiterXV wrote: also just for the record DO NOT google any of the characters when ur playing the game, i made that mistake and i regretted it. i got spoiled so bad
me when the twink with light teal hair and pronouns spoils me for the game
datisi??
Whenever people say datisi’s username I do like a little happy dance because someone compared me to them a little while ago and I checked their profile and their avatar happened to be a character from YTTD
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In post 476, Dannflor wrote: the longer JV is a blank void the scummier they get
:pray: finally someone recognizes this


No posts after it explains it either
if it's any consolation you have rancid vibes and i think your intial vote placement on me has some strange timing
furthermore let me live a little dude i don't wanna be criticized for like, having fun in a mafia game and talking to people about things that we both like
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Post Post #758 (isolation #159) » Sat Feb 17, 2024 12:04 pm

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In post 756, JacksonVirgo wrote:
In post 753, JupiterXV wrote: f it's any consolation you have rancid vibes and i think your intial vote placement on me has some strange timing
furthermore let me live a little dude i don't wanna be criticized for like, having fun in a mafia game and talking to people about things that we both like
That has nothing to do with what I was referring to
no, you mentioned that 1. i fluffposted and didn't contribute much and 2. i had no indication of my read on you, so that's an answer to those points you made!
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Post Post #765 (isolation #160) » Sat Feb 17, 2024 12:28 pm

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In post 764, Black wrote:
In post 730, JupiterXV wrote: there is literally a game i just rolled scum in and if you bothered to compare my play here to the game that just finished perhaps you would find some differences in play? idk what kind of defense to make here becuase it frankly all just feels a bit like a personal attack even though i rationally know it's not
What do you think some of the differences in your play are
i'm not sure but i know for a fact i'm approaching this game differently and also i was clealrly tryharding so much in my scumgame
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Post Post #807 (isolation #161) » Sat Feb 17, 2024 4:24 pm

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In post 766, JacksonVirgo wrote: If you're scum, you'd already know you're playing differently. You were boasting about it earlier in the game
ok then hang me i guess
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Post Post #888 (isolation #162) » Sun Feb 18, 2024 8:51 am

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feeling pocketed VOTE: dannflor
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Post Post #889 (isolation #163) » Sun Feb 18, 2024 8:53 am

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lowkey kinda tempted to coast someone quote me if anything important happens
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Post Post #891 (isolation #164) » Sun Feb 18, 2024 8:57 am

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In post 890, usesPython wrote:
In post 888, JupiterXV wrote: feeling pocketed VOTE: dannflor
In post 889, JupiterXV wrote: lowkey kinda tempted to coast someone quote me if anything important happens
This feels pretty ick in a way that's hard to put into words
okay then feel icky i don't care
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Post Post #892 (isolation #165) » Sun Feb 18, 2024 10:18 am

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also solve is probably [dannflor black jv] but alternate thread consensus one is [hellbooks tris jv]
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Post Post #893 (isolation #166) » Sun Feb 18, 2024 10:58 am

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inb4 anyone asks me "why" im not gonna trip over myself to justify what is 99% gut
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Post Post #895 (isolation #167) » Sun Feb 18, 2024 11:04 am

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ok
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Post Post #896 (isolation #168) » Sun Feb 18, 2024 11:05 am

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mind sharing with the class why
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Post Post #909 (isolation #169) » Sun Feb 18, 2024 2:28 pm

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In post 901, fireisredsir wrote:
In post 896, JupiterXV wrote: mind sharing with the class why
i thought they might be partnered earlier when black was pushing you for things that i knew dann knew were wrong, and he didn't engage with it

but his responses to me when i questioned him about it didn't feel partnered. and since then they've just kind of felt like they're moving through the game on different frequencies, when i think it would be fairly easy for them as players to shape the gamestate into one that would favor them if they were scum together

and i think with the most recent developments there's not much incentive for scum black to jump down dann's throat here if he's scum ramping up a push, but there is a lot of incentive for scum black to do it if it's dann town. or also potentially just town black thinks she sees something
black push on dann feels out of left field andit sure would look good on her if dann flipped scum
furthermore if dann flips scum it also incriminates me since he was pocketing me so it's good and strategic
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Post Post #910 (isolation #170) » Sun Feb 18, 2024 2:29 pm

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also i'm not sure what that middle paragraph means about frequencies
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Post Post #911 (isolation #171) » Sun Feb 18, 2024 2:29 pm

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i mean i played with black as scum and we were definitely moving through the game at different paces
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Post Post #912 (isolation #172) » Sun Feb 18, 2024 2:29 pm

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black does feel a lot less nice in this game and perhaps a bit colder but probably that's because we're not scumpartners and she also isn't coddling me here
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Post Post #913 (isolation #173) » Sun Feb 18, 2024 2:31 pm

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In post 891, JupiterXV wrote:
In post 890, usesPython wrote:
In post 888, JupiterXV wrote: feeling pocketed VOTE: dannflor
In post 889, JupiterXV wrote: lowkey kinda tempted to coast someone quote me if anything important happens
This feels pretty ick in a way that's hard to put into words
okay then feel icky i don't care

sorry this was assholish. at the time of these posts i had just gotten back from MUN and wasn't feeling too hot
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Post Post #914 (isolation #174) » Sun Feb 18, 2024 2:32 pm

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also as black remarks in 882 she's well aware of the fact that scum is more likely to defend each other- everyone knows this but if she's scum here it's pretty probable that she knows if she and dann defend each other it'd make them looked partnered and is likely playing around that fact
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Post Post #915 (isolation #175) » Sun Feb 18, 2024 2:33 pm

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but idk i could be wrong sue me if i am idk i'm probably wrong
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Post Post #916 (isolation #176) » Sun Feb 18, 2024 2:33 pm

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anyways that's why black and dann have partner equity
i think
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Post Post #917 (isolation #177) » Sun Feb 18, 2024 2:39 pm

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also for the record isn't like an excuse or anything it was just explaining why
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Post Post #920 (isolation #178) » Sun Feb 18, 2024 3:30 pm

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In post 918, Dannflor wrote: jupiter i feel like you're listing reasons for why it's possible black and i are partnered rather than why it's probable
i am in fact listing reasons about why it's possible but that's the reason i think you're partnered
how probable it is would probably be very low but i don't want to do the math
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Post Post #921 (isolation #179) » Sun Feb 18, 2024 3:30 pm

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In post 919, Dannflor wrote: i also thought you were town reading black
i'm not really townreading anyone anymore
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Post Post #934 (isolation #180) » Sun Feb 18, 2024 4:55 pm

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would prefer to vote between dann and JV but if anyone has a convincing scumcase on someone else i'll be willing to vote there
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Post Post #947 (isolation #181) » Sun Feb 18, 2024 5:48 pm

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In post 939, usesPython wrote:
In post 934, JupiterXV wrote: would prefer to vote between dann and JV but if anyone has a convincing scumcase on someone else i'll be willing to vote there
Notice how you only have two people you want to vote in a 3 scum game while Roden has been lurking the entire game
ok :thumbsup:
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Post Post #948 (isolation #182) » Sun Feb 18, 2024 5:48 pm

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In post 941, Dannflor wrote: i think jupiter continues to be town for how wack the black/dann read is
???
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Post Post #949 (isolation #183) » Sun Feb 18, 2024 5:49 pm

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ftr dann if you are scum here and you successfully managae to gaslight me into thinking you're town ill take you to the parking lot and throw hands, bbut perhaps this is not threatening because you are a grown man and i am but a child
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Post Post #950 (isolation #184) » Sun Feb 18, 2024 5:49 pm

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i keep forgetting how young i am the average age on MS is like 30
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Post Post #951 (isolation #185) » Sun Feb 18, 2024 5:50 pm

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oh pagetop :D
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Post Post #952 (isolation #186) » Sun Feb 18, 2024 5:50 pm

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also not being fr about post 949 ily dann i would never lay my hands on you
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Post Post #954 (isolation #187) » Sun Feb 18, 2024 6:01 pm

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In post 953, fireisredsir wrote:
In post 950, JupiterXV wrote: i keep forgetting how young i am the average age on MS is like 30
they're all boomers
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Post Post #955 (isolation #188) » Sun Feb 18, 2024 6:01 pm

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??? :moyai:
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Post Post #956 (isolation #189) » Sun Feb 18, 2024 6:01 pm

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there we go
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Post Post #957 (isolation #190) » Sun Feb 18, 2024 6:01 pm

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btw I quit my job in a game so i need to see if i can get a different ending
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Post Post #959 (isolation #191) » Sun Feb 18, 2024 6:04 pm

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In post 958, Dannflor wrote: im 23 im not an adult
woah you're younger than i thought you were
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Post Post #961 (isolation #192) » Sun Feb 18, 2024 6:06 pm

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In post 960, fireisredsir wrote: it's bc he's so wise
LOL
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Post Post #963 (isolation #193) » Sun Feb 18, 2024 6:11 pm

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In post 962, fireisredsir wrote: cmon dann gimme like the summary at least
oh what
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Post Post #964 (isolation #194) » Sun Feb 18, 2024 6:11 pm

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of*

update: i am so good at serving customers that i finished day one early we stay on the grind
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Post Post #965 (isolation #195) » Sun Feb 18, 2024 6:12 pm

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i put on the roller skates on my first play through and once you live the rollerskate life you can't get used to walking SLOW AS FUCK
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Post Post #969 (isolation #196) » Sun Feb 18, 2024 6:17 pm

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In post 967, fireisredsir wrote: simply put on the roller skates again
i need the tip jar cuz im broke :(
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Post Post #971 (isolation #197) » Sun Feb 18, 2024 6:41 pm

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i really want pagetop but i cant be bothered to spam
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Post Post #975 (isolation #198) » Sun Feb 18, 2024 6:50 pm

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LPAGETOOPP
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Post Post #976 (isolation #199) » Sun Feb 18, 2024 6:50 pm

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thank youthnakyouthnakyou

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