Open 801: Trust Fall (Game Over)

[Uncrowned]

Look into my eyes.

I am very trustworthy.

[Uncrowned]

Uncrowned... seems... so... trustworthy...

You.

You get it.

[Uncrowned]

I think pairing me with another townie would be optimal game strategy as that would mean we get 2 people closer to winning the game for town.

Thoughts?

[Uncrowned]

Uncrowned Jake?

Hey. I said tie me within a townie player.

[Uncrowned]

Hey. I said tie me within a townie player.

You scumread Jake?

I'd put them null for now.

[Uncrowned]

But if people ship us, then who am I to deny our fans?

[Uncrowned]

I like Shelly!

[Uncrowned]

You're meant to say I love you back, but that's okay.

[Uncrowned]

Hectic is offering his hand to me in marriage!

Sh... should I accept? :O

But I don't even have time to pick out a dress! What if my family doesn't like him? What if my DOG doesn't like him?

AHHHHHH

[Uncrowned]

But I was going to ask you to be my Best Bear?

[Uncrowned]

You're right. That was inconsiderate of me.

Three way wedding?

[Uncrowned]

Hold on a second.

Am I seeing things correctly or am I a negative IQ specimen?

ARE MYSELF AND THE MAGICAL BEAR CONFIRMED GOOD BOIS?

[Uncrowned]

Actually wait no I guess not theoretically as Hectic could just be scum offering to trust their partner.

[Uncrowned]

HECTIC YOU SNEAKY

I thought your proposal was real... but if you truly cared about me, my engagement ring would've had the correct trusting format on it.

You're dead to me.

[Uncrowned]

Why single out Hectic? A few people are like that, including me.

[Uncrowned]

That one? Nah.

I thought mine was legit though until I went back and saw the vote count prior to this one

[Uncrowned]

I did think I was confirmed good boi for a minute though ):

[Uncrowned]

so I kind of had this mega IQ play i was hoping to pull off where someone would jump to say that bear is confirmed along with me and if that was the case they were probs scum together but then i realized that thing in the next post where it doesn't confirm me either from other players perspectives + the fact that it wasn't the right format

[Uncrowned]

necessary sneasel is feeling very very unnecessary right now guys wouldn't you agree

[Uncrowned]

sneasel is lying he was busy with very unimportant things like building houses out of wax and watching videos of people falling over

[Uncrowned]

I don't have much of an opinion no

I could give it slight +town for lols but idk i can see the posting coming from either side quite easily

[Uncrowned]

if there's a VIP tier than I should be on it with magic bear as we are getting married soon

[Uncrowned]

meh
it'll end in tears

you're just upset you've never experienced true love such as this

[Uncrowned]

let's just trust uncrowned and get 25% closer to our wincon for the homies or some shit? that's the format right

[Uncrowned]

I can't believe I put on my favorite Lynx Africa body spray just to get snubbed from being the first selection.

[Uncrowned]

hope

the fact I'm not already your favorite user is scummy af

nobody trust this weas- i mean sneasel

[Uncrowned]

oh my that quote fail is legendary

[Uncrowned]

I can't believe I put on my favorite Lynx Africa body spray just to get snubbed from being the first selection.

i hope that this is ironic so you can be my fav user

the actual quote this time because im good at the whole pressing a button thing

[Uncrowned]

don't town also want to townhunt and find someone they'd like to pair with?

[Uncrowned]

eh actually i guess scum would prefer to look as though they're townhunting but i'm not sure by how much more than a townie would

[Uncrowned]

this totally unnecessary not required at all and definitely not needed sneasel guy is really getting on my nerves

how about you just date me already

[Uncrowned]

maybe i should trust unfrowned instead. he seems like a happy lad.

Oh no you don't, you little cutie.

I see what's going on here.

You play the hard to get game the entire time, with your cute little pose and your cute little posts and your cute little... EVERYTHING.

Then you declare your interest in someone else to get my attention. I'm at the ball, dressed to the nines in my armani suit and pants and tie and watch and cologne! I WENT HARD FOR THIS SHIT MAN.

And NOWWWWWW you think you can take me to the dance? NOW after you already admitted I'm your second choice?

Nuh-uh. No sir. I know my worth.

[Uncrowned]

unfrowned

unfrowned

unfrowned

UNFROWNED?!?!?!?!

How dare you.

When you write someone a love letter, do you incorrectly spell their name on the cover?

You never cared for me.

I was only to be used for your evil desires.

Necessary Sneasel?

More like SnEVIL.

Get it? Because he's evil, therefore he is scum.

[Uncrowned]

well that formatting went to shit oops

[Uncrowned]

i think im falling in love

flutters eyes in a presumably attractive/flirty/endearing manner

[Uncrowned]

The geek in me often gets triggered when I see the term "Leap of Faith" used, if only because of the way the Assassin's Creed Franchise gave it so much meaning in the earlier games only to rip it away in Assassin's Creed Odyssey, fundamentally tossing away what was one of the original and most recognizable traits of the legendary group.

Anyways.

It feels good being valued for once.

[Uncrowned]

Time for my best magazine giveaway impersonation.

In 25 words or less explain why you aren't scum and why Good Boi Uncrowned should accept your proposal

[Uncrowned]

What if this is actually just a ploy to get me away from Hectic because you're jealous that we were betrothed to one another?

[Uncrowned]

I don't want to but I also don't want to let the team down ):

[Uncrowned]

i feel so guilty right now

this is not a rejection i promise

i am just torn

[Uncrowned]

I am glad my townread on you was at least correct :3

well duh i said it from the start. trustworthy af.

[Uncrowned]

Uncrowned... seems... so... trustworthy...

This was her first post.

Perhaps from the very beginning we were destined to be together.

Two unwavering flames, burning bright in a game of Trust Fall filled only with darkness and corruption.

Two lights, golden beacons of hope who dare not falter under the potential of being matched with scum.

Two individuals who would come together during the darkest hour and bring prosperity to this land.

[Uncrowned]

whatever jack

[Uncrowned]

Equinox I just saw your signature.

Have you ever thought about the head that had the crown, but then was Uncrowned?

[Uncrowned]

untrust: uncrowned

w/e

I dont get your whole point because now that two of you have trusted me... I'm confirmed anyway? you can't both be my partners o.o

[Uncrowned]

I am confusion right now

what is mod-confirm?

isn't it only when both mafia trust each other that nothing happens or something along those lines? are you suggesting i trust pooky?

[Uncrowned]

So why isn't Uncrowned just conf!town or gamethrowing scum? I don't see what mod confirmation has to do with it, if Uncrowned accepts a trust, he's out of the game and scum is that much closer to winning, right?

Haven't 2 players trusted Uncrowned at this point?

Yeah I'm still kind of confused

I think Sneasel thinks I'm not confirmed because Pooky and I could've been trying to make a play by having Pooky trust me, I don't accept, and then they revert it before the mod makes a post about Pooky trusting me which... doesn't make sense anyway, I don't think? Because I thought that scum trusting each other only wouldn't work if two scum attempted to trust each other.

And then I think he thinks that I didn't see him trusting me and that he reverted it before I could see and accept, but I was online at multiple points during the 4 hour span he had the trust out there for me to accept

[Uncrowned]

SNEASEL

i saw you trust me

it was up for 4 hours

i didn't accept

[Uncrowned]

who wants to go to prom with me

[Uncrowned]

hectic actually proposed this time

and this ring... oh my! it's massive. how much did this cost?!?!

I... I'll have to think about it

[Uncrowned]

rainbow reads is trustworthy af

[Uncrowned]

I've come to the conclusion that I am town

Not sure about the rest of you though.

Rainbow Reads is 99% of the time just a pure homie and someone to have a couple drinks with

Sneasel is cute af but my mother always told me to not be vain

Pooky has a good heart but I just can't bring myself to accept them. It's not you, it's me. I don't want to let you down.

More updates later.

[Uncrowned]

you'll never catch me blushing

I am a man of dignity and elegance, and not one who will fall for cheap tricks.

Towncrowned is a mildly respected figure around these parts and he will be keeping his reputation together in this game.

[Uncrowned]

ideally I'll be around after trust 1 to talk more about this

ooo yet you have me trusted atm?

[Uncrowned]

choosing me would be the COWARD's path but you are welcome to choose me if you really must, I won't be rescinding the trust

well no i'm saying you're posing this whole "oh yeah guys i definitely wanna be around later you know because im a town boi doing town things" but you're trusting me

it's not actually a big deal i guess

OR IS IT?!

[Uncrowned]

uncrowned doesn't smell like the kind of player with a wide enough scumrange to intentionally choose hardmode

i feel like i should feel slighted by this

[Uncrowned]

oh no im not the only confirmed town anymore how could this be

[Uncrowned]

you already are look at your profile picture

[Uncrowned]

So my path leads me to Hectic in the end? My tale has come full circle, it would appear.

[Uncrowned]

My time has come! The guests have arrived. The bells are ringing. The cake is made and I am wearing a handicrafted gown that will be remembered for generations to come!

Let this joining of two brilliant minds together to never be forgotten by those in attendance here today.

I Trust Hectic

[Uncrowned]

I uhh... probably could've tried and been less of a meme this game but I do not regret falling in love with Hectic

Well played to the scum team! better luck next time town squad <3