Open 531: Masons and Mafia [GAME OVER!]

[kuribo]

Hi ladies

Instead of reading, I'll just read at night and hope for death


Jacob, I'm hammering at 4pm EST, so you've got about 25 minutes to convince me not to

[kuribo]

There are no nights dude.

I'll be damned, now how am I gonna NK you

[kuribo]

UNVOTE: qwertyuiop
VOTE: kuribo

You're lucky I'm trying this new thing where I don't eat people's skin just for voting me

[kuribo]

TCold has claimed mason so you could try to daykill him.

I don't get a day kill, so that wont work

[kuribo]

Wait I just read the setup

Why the fuck would anyone claim mason if only the masons can be day killed?

[kuribo]

Yeah I'm definitely gonna have to read this crap

[kuribo]

I'm not caught up and I imagine no one else is


since this is nightless, I'd really rather prefer not seeing a quickhammer

[kuribo]

If you guys think its auto win then please lynch me now and save me the trouble of reading the game first


Just be wary of confirming anyone as town. In spite of "it must be one of the inactives," that doesn't really work if you state that's what you were doing


And further, I will be incredibly annoyed if I read first and then get lynched

[kuribo]

Please tell me where I'm bitching and or moaning?

I'm not whining, I am flat out fucking telling you that I will be quite pissed if I read this game and then have to deal with Lolololol lynch kuribo



Especially in auto win, you can just skip all that noise and get on with it.

[kuribo]

I like the cut of your blowjob, you don't take shit from people


You're town, your lack of opportunism appeals to me

I'll read all 18 pages in one sitting when I get home from work tonight

[kuribo]

And don't write me off just yet as someone you dislike


You've met me at a very strange time in my mafiascum history

[kuribo]

For the record, I'm notoriously hard to mislynch, but I'm working on controlling my temper while being wagoned as town


I mean that whole business with antihero mafia was uncalled for and that VisCon game probably didn't need to happen

But I'm trying, you see, to be a better person and more bearable. And preferably not get banned and shout for 1v1s every time I get wagoned

I mean sure that kinda stuff is fun for ME, but probably not for you guys

And protecting my clean mislynch record is so incredibly stressful that I think I need to get wagoned more often. Like aversion therapy.

All in all, I had hoped to at least get night killed upon joining (always a preference) but since what's his name pointed out this game is nightless, that's not an option is it?


Anyway, I'm rambling when I've got old folks to feed. Be back tonight.

[kuribo]

Also for the record, I wasn't trying to dissuade you from lynching me, I was trying to convince you to lynch me



But I like the fact that you won't be told what to do, a man after my own heart

[kuribo]

Besides


If I read the game and get lynched, what do you care if I'm pissed?


I'll just be ranting in the dead QT and I'll be too dead for you to care what I say anyway

[kuribo]

I dislike the logic of that first line. It also links you two..

how many scum do you think are left

[kuribo]

at page 5, Pahlok feels scummy, but I don't like the wagon on him


and Wake's scumdar is fucking broken as he appeals to 4 people to help him lynch Pahlok--- two of those four people are mafia, and Flammus jumped on the wagon without hesitation

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page 6

what the fuck, wake claims mason and accidentally "outs" two mafioso as partners?

and his logic is just bizarre, this tunnel is even worse

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By page 8, the RAGEPATHY is activating in my brain, and I am prepared to discern Pahlok's alignment based on his rage. the spirits have spoken to me and enlightened me to the true nature of his anger. tapping into the ghosts of fury, our visceral hate that has been passed down from our ancestors, I'm pretty sure Pahlok is town.


btw, pahlok, breadcrumbs don't mean crap when the only claimable option besides mafia goon is "guy whose alignment is known to three others"
i mean, under this setup, everyone would be claiming VT

[kuribo]

man, i am really impressed with YKV's level of mason-distancing toward Wake, that shit was brilliant

at the end of day 1, Sakura probably sent in the kill on Wake, considering he was active in the thread when Wake got killed. Sakura's dead now though so HAHA YOU'RE DEAD SUCK IT DEAD GUY

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Sakura wagon picking up Day 2, I like where this is going

@Pahlok- why did you avoid questioning Sakura and instead go to YKV?

@Darthe- You went onto Flammus instead of Sakura around this time. Did you need to decide who would be better to bus?

I don't necessarily like Pahlok's "ii thought he was town but I voted him anyway"



like, here's my problem with Pahlok, he's done some scummy things in this game, but for some reason my gut just keeps telling me he's town

I play by gut, so FUCK YOU BRAIN

[kuribo]

geeez YVK was calling pahlok scum too

Guyett calling pahlok town



Pahlok if you're scum, you're the most obvious scum ever and Occam's Razor dictates that you're scum

OH COME ON NOW, ANOTHER MASON DIES AND YOU'RE BUSSING SAKURA


sorry i don't mean that, i still think you're town

actually, I don't think Guyett would buddy you so closely if you were scumbuddies, but I don't know Guyett like that, so

if Sakura and Pahlok are scum together, then the bussing starts right after Guyett dies

Bob calls Flammus town, the wagon on Darthe feels icky after he obviously doesn't know what the fuck is going on

Flammus jumps on the Darthe wagon, ewwwww, darthe is totally town

Sakura was very very obvious scum at this point

klick says pahlok doesn't make sense as sakura's partner, but he kinda does if you look at the trajectory of his scum read

klick also says he thinks flammus shot in order to frame darthe. that sounds good to me.

qwerty comes up with a bizarre theory that makes me shake my oversized thyroid in irritation

wagon picks up steam on qwerty and LOL WHERE U GO

on the next page, kuribo replaces in and FUCK YEAH THAT GUY IS AWESOME I LOVE THAT GUY

[kuribo]

Okay, so:

* unless Pahlok is the most obvious scum ever, he's town here. I keep seeing some of his stuff as scummy, but I don't see him as scum. Does that make sense? No? I don't care.
* Darthe is town because the wagon on him was fucking disgusting like my feet
* qwerty replaces out once the pressure starts building and the other three scum are dead
* Bob is town because he tried to get me to shoot TCold--- Pahlok was right, that was hilarious, and I now see why he was pissy about my asking to be lynched--- it's not auto-win by any means. (though at the time I was under the impression it was)
* Klick I'm pretty sure has been scum in every single game I've ever played with him in. Which is like, one. Not counting the one where he died before I replaced in. Or it might be only that one. Who remembers shit like that?

In this setup, at 9:1, town should be fucking STOKED, not replacing out once the wagon starts like qwerty.

If I've picked up on any mason tells, fuck you, I'm keeping them to myself.

[kuribo]

Wow spoilers jerk

those arent spoilers, these are spoilers

Spoiler:

Bruce Willis was dead all along
Gweneth Paltrow's head is in the box
Neo is the One
Soylent Green is people
Harry is the last Horcrux
Vader is Luke and Leia's father
Rosebud was a sled
Ed Norton was Tyler Durden
The Crying Game is a dude
Kevin Bacon is Keyser Soze
It was Earth all along and the apes have taken over
The Village is set in the present
The dead body in the middle of the room is Jigsaw
It was all a trap to make Nicolas Cage their sacrifice
Anthony Perkins is his dead mother
All the spartans get killed
Donnie gets killed by a jet engine

[kuribo]

We've played more; I'm kondi2424. We played Buffy (sorry for bringing that up), and I'm pretty sure there's more.

...........


i seriously had no idea you were kondi




congratulations on being one of only three people to ever get me mislynched

[kuribo]

I wasn't supporting your lynch. That was MonkeyMan's fault.

PEdit: I could have sworn you knew that, SK...

well, thats why I always just round it off to GreyICE getting me lynched in that game, because he pushed it after I called him scum

also I once dug up your corpse in Weather Mafia II

[kuribo]

oh god Buffy-related PTSD incoming


DAMN YOU MOI

DAMN YOU

[kuribo]

i think one of my lines of thinking is that if you were scum, you'd have shot at Wake long before he actually died

You-scum has nothing to gain by having that shitfit continue on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on


you get the idea

[kuribo]

kuribo, I don't get your autowin stuff. Explain plz?

I was under the impression from what BB said, that they had already narrowed it down to our three slots before we replaced in. (You, me, Jacob)


in that case, all we'd have to do is lynch downward with those three (starting with me), and it would be a win



however, having actually read the thread, I now know that's not the case at all

[kuribo]

Also, I don't get why we shouldn't claim at this point?

Because only the masons can be killed. if scum targets a VT, the scum commits suicide (and indeed, this has happened three times already)


The scum kill / suicide ends the day, upon which they can simply kill again.

If the masons claim, then the scum just kill them and lay low while the VTs derp all over each other
If the VTs claim then they've made themselves useless by telling the scum that targetting them results in a suicide


therefore, in a mass claim, all of us will be claiming VT anyway if we're smart

[kuribo]

Would my mason partner like to confirm me?

fine but if we get shot it's on you

[kuribo]

maybe they'll shoot me first, everyone knows i take it as a compliment to get killed by scum

[kuribo]

would i seriously fakeclaim mason as town?


i mean, does that sound like something i would do?



don't answer that

[kuribo]

holy shit

easiest win i ever picked up



thanks guys for not making me yell at you

[kuribo]

qwerty's replace out was very scummy as I said


replacing out isn't always a scumtell, but I've replaced into enough slots-under-fire that I can often tell the difference


with three buddies down and the rope descending behind him, he wasn't talking his way out of that

who did Jacob shoot at?

[kuribo]

he lied and told me that TCold had claimed Mason to see if I'd shoot him before I read the game

[kuribo]

Woulda been hilarious if I had hammered Jacob immediately upon joining like I had intended


We were literally 10 minutes from the game ending right there

[kuribo]

Yeah, only I didn't realize this game was nightless.