Open 526: Lock, Stock and Nine Smoking Barrels (GAME OVER!~)

[T S O]

who are we voting I want NC

[T S O]

bob how does it feel to be wrong?

[T S O]

was I meant to listen to you?

no because you're always wrong. about everything.

[T S O]

gg we lose. niccage is scum. tip could be scum. nc-kx. that's the axis.

[T S O]

nc-kx-w/e.

[T S O]

WIFOM, I forget

Terrible

[T S O]

So

Vote: NicCage

Enough.

[T S O]

Shut
The
Fuck
Up

[T S O]

You are the definition of a d1 policy lynch, seriously

The reason you're left alive is scum think you're a moron and know you're gonna help them

NC/KX/idgaf

NC should vote KX if he's Town

[T S O]

Called Titus Town, scumbuddies
Titus flipped, he's scum anyway

Look at a good player, look at titus, who can read me, instead of trying to, because you can't

Nic
Is
Scum

Nothing simpler.

[T S O]

TIP, just look at how Nic's played this game

Even if you think I'm scum, check is he my scumbuddy.

It's all there if you want to see it. You don't but postgame I'll reference this as your stubbornness fucking you yet again.

[T S O]

I would genuinely consider replacing out just to give some new perspective right now.

[T S O]

it's Nic, by the way. it's Nic. And no-one voting Nic but me? it's proof IT'S NIC.

[T S O]

I feel like I'm drowning in a sea of mud and I'm pointing the way and everyone is there and it's like jesus christ

[T S O]

and there's this vague level of discredit by people like Bob, which is enough to prevent me from airing my opinion.

I don't like the way RT gets a scumread, lynches them, Town, gets another, lynches Town.

Tell me you're scumreading Nic, someone, someone

[T S O]

you put no scumpartners in your read list?

Nic/KX. It's the team with some other person who idk

[T S O]

You think you've ruled out yourself? lol

The dynamics? What do you mean by that?

Exactly what I think are shenanigans that you're up to, trying to squeeze complacent support onto a T S O wagon that until now has only been supported by TheIrishPope's blathering. That's how I feel the game is headed and I don't approve.

I am the mislynch for today, obviously.

Look who's been left alive as of now. Look at the nightkills, look at the lynches. Everyone who supports me dies, because I'm one of the mislynches being pushed.

It annoys me people feel my play this game has been some master plan. Like I guarded Titus so hard because I can fucking read her really well! I did everything I could to prevent her lynch. She got lynched, with her final post told the game I was Town. But TIP's a fucking moron who doesn't understand listening to other people. I've done everything I can as Town to reach out to him. I've got angry at him, insulted him, empathised with him, showed him scum. Nothing will fucking work because some people don't want to see.

[T S O]

and this is what I mean. 4 people dead, one said I was scum. Bob, instead of noticing the former, points out the latter.

I don't even want to guess Bob's alignment, it fluctuates wildly for me.

[T S O]

yabba, it's Nic. I fucking promise you.

[T S O]

it's a null tell at worst let's not dwell on it

[T S O]

oh shut up TIP and sheep me

you've been wrong the whole game

[T S O]

Fucking moron.

Yabba, vote Nic.

[T S O]

okay I want to policy Bob right now just for that

[T S O]

at the same time im sure nic is scum, so not now

[T S O]

I think something's wrong with what Bob did, and it doesn't feel right. A bus? A mislynch?

However I still feel Nic is scum.

[T S O]

it's him

[T S O]

Watch how slow and painful this Nic wagon is

Would scum take it that slow? No.

[T S O]

Do you mean TIP for the second one? Because I don't understand how I'm failing to convince people and then I've somehow convinced you.

[T S O]

Everyone thinks Nic is scum. So let's fucking lynch Nic.

I will put my neck on the line tomorrow if Nic is scum. Promise.

[T S O]

And am I? Do you think my play this game is my scum meta?

[T S O]

Bob is slowly convincing me he's scum.

It's not that he's attacking me, but it's how he does it. it's a sly form of attack, which constantly underlines stuff.

now I'd love to say TIP is Town for doing the opposite but obviously he never learned subtlety so that sucks

guys I'm telling you, Nic is scum.

[T S O]

good old lurker KX

[T S O]

TSO is scum regardless of anyone else
If you lynch Nic today, he'll flip Town
On the chance that he flips scum, man, my reads are pretty fucked up

OF COURSE THEY ARE YOU MORON

YOU'VE BEEN WRONG ABOUT
FUCKING
EVERYTHING

[T S O]

The Nic wagon is impossible to push through! Can't you guys feel its sluggishness? Scum are doing everything they can to prevent it happening.

[T S O]

Nah, not really Nic.

Seriously I know you're scum, you can't escape.

[T S O]

Bob, please start bussing or being somehow useful

[T S O]

I do like KX as scum. He is lurking hard and comes in once again saying I am scum with no case. Didn't he say he would post a case a long time ago? Never got to it since he can't find anything scummy.

KX is scum. Is Nic scum? Yes he is. Should Nic be lynched? Yes he should.

[T S O]

Like this is the first lynch I've really wanted and I know that NC is scum. I'm purposely ignoring Bob and TIP because they are a) scum or b) braindead morons, the former applicable more to Bob, latter to TIP.

[T S O]

3/10 ate

[T S O]

RT, I don't want you changing from this wagon.

Who the fuck isn't voting?

[T S O]

Votecount 3.03

[2] NicCage

: (T S O, yabbaguy)

[1] KX

: (NicCage)

[1] T S O

: (TheIrishPope)

[1] Yabbaguy

: (beastcharizard)

[3] Not Voting

: (Bicephalous Bob, KX, Rail Tracer)

With 8 alive, it takes 5 votes to lynch.
The deadline to submit votes is in (expired on 2013-11-24 22:25:00).

Let me know if you see any errors.

There are 3 scum alive, and 5 votes are needed to lynch.

Nic is scum. KX is quite probably scum as well.

RT, you think NC is scum SO VOTE HIM. YOU TOO BEAST.

[T S O]

Desperate much? I already voted him because he is scum.

Is what you meant.

Either Bob or TIP are scum. One isn't and refuses to get on the wagon.

KX if you don't vote someone in your next post I'll turn this wagon on you.

[T S O]

Tell me this, TIP. If Nic is Town, where the fuck's the quickhammer? Are you suggesting more than one scum player is on the wagon? Because that's the only way it could work right now.

[T S O]

That would explain why ...BOB asked for a KX prod.



someone vote ffs

[T S O]

Nic, get back in your grave.

[T S O]

If I'm wrong about you I deserve to lose.

[T S O]

Iron test. If he's not hammered, HE'S SCUM.

[T S O]

No.

[T S O]

No I'm not going after KX today, full stop. The whole game wants him lynched and nic is far more likely than him. So revote.

[T S O]

GET THE FUCK ON NIC.

[T S O]

If you post and don't vote Nic you're scum.

If you've been posting a lot and don't vote Nic you're scum.

[T S O]

Bob and RT you've both voted Nic, you have no fucking excuse.

[T S O]

and I'm nearly sure I'm the NK and I used my fucking PGO last night so scum have a safe kill on me. Then you're in a 4-3 LyLo and you're gonna lose in that, fucking guaranteed.

The only way to give ourselves leverage is to VOTE NICCAGE.

PEDIT: NO.

[T S O]

Because telling scum that you used your action helps town how?

BECAUSE IT EXPLAINS THAT WE HAVE TO LYNCH NC TODAY.

I'M PRACTICALLY CONFTOWN AT THIS STAGE AND I HAVE THE SCUMTEAM PEGGED SO OF COURSE I'D DIE.

[T S O]

Alright, good talk then.
I don't really have anything to convince you I'm town with.
Let's all join hands, vote KX, and hope everything works out better than it's about to.

This is scum. That's it.

[T S O]

And I don't even know if KX is scum. It's a compromise lurker lynch. That's it. Nic is blatantly scum.

[T S O]

vote now

[T S O]

My final predictions before I die:

Nic is Scum
I'm Town
Yabba is Town
Beast is Town
KX is ...not sure anymore, but not the same alignment as RT.
RT is ...not sure anymore but not the same alignment as KX
TIP is ...Town
Bob is probably Scum

okay on second thoughts I don't have the scumteam pegged

[T S O]

and on third thoughts I have no idea why the fuck I admitted to having no PGO left

Jesus Christ

[T S O]

the decision you make will be hammering.

[T S O]

no you're not going to "feel like a no lynch".

I was sure you were Town with your pressure right until you came up with your reason for unvoting and tried to push a KX wagon.

If you let this go to NL you confirm both yourself and NC as scum. Nic is scum anyway and is dying anyway.

[T S O]

Fuck fuck fuck.

I just tossed the motherfucking stupid fucking game.

[T S O]

You scummy looking piece of **** Nic how the fuck could you be towm

[T S O]

please flip scum please flip scum

[T S O]

If you're trolling scum you seriously suck.

[T S O]

FUCKING TIP

I KNEW YOU WERE SCUM BUT YOU ACTUALLY CONVINCED ME OTHERWISE YOU STUPID BASTARD

FUCK YOU ALL.

I'd genuinely consider a nommy for Best Scum Team performance right here

[T S O]

goddamnit RT I'm so sorry

I basically threw the game

[T S O]

also yay from sending the scumteam to the mod before I even saw the flip of the dead

as usual, too late.

[T S O]

you were a great mod, goes w/o saying

damnit

[T S O]

yeah

[T S O]

well you were still wrong, gm.