Open 679: Jungle Oligarchy (Game OVER)

[Lil Uzi Vert]

Hey guys

What's shaking?

[Lil Uzi Vert]

Hey guys

What's shaking?

VOTE: SUPERHANS

THAT WAS A REALLY BAD ENTRANCE!!!!!!!!

Hi Riley!

What's wrong with Han's entrance?

[Lil Uzi Vert]

Lil Uzi Very is a trash rapper and his music videos make me cringe so hard I want to die.

[Lil Uzi Vert]

Unvoted cos I felt I'd been too aggressive for such a small reason.

This reads a bit too cautious for my liking. What's wrong with being aggressive this early?

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Unvoted cos I felt I'd been too aggressive for such a small reason.

This reads a bit too cautious for my liking. What's wrong with being aggressive this early?

I got scared.

Scared of what?

[Lil Uzi Vert]

I should have kept being aggressive, that's how I like to play.

Pedit.
@Grey if you were never willing to give me meta, why faff about so much? You could have told me to do my own homework straight away but instead you post memes? Not town reading you no more.

Doesn't really answer the question.

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I was scared of you actually grey. You were demanding LQ gang up on me. I got freaked out and thought maybe it was because of how I was playing

This is really silly I know. I shouldn't have been a scaredycat

So Grey reaching out to LQ is what made you want Grey to self meta?

[Lil Uzi Vert]

oh noooo!!! I yelled so loud it echoed back at me!!

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Hans is probably town.

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Interested in sorting Spade.

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Isn't Veebs banned?

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Hans is probably town.

Oooh!!! Why??? Cos I like votin' him loads ^_^

and why spadesies? :O

I think Hans is town because his frustration about Grey toying with him seems genuine. It reads like town confused about why an understanding of one other can't be reached. I also don't see scum announcing that they're taking back a town read.

Spade because his RVS vote felt forced.

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Spade because his RVS vote felt forced.

Lil tell me, what about it seems forced to you?

The reasoning along with your tone. It reads like you were trying too hard to be cheeky.

[Lil Uzi Vert]

your 136 was probably the first game content from you, right?

disturbing amount of fluff and also I don't really buy your reaction to being voted. seems fake. the don't care attitude, I mean.

null scum

whats your read on me?

Spades' ISO only contains 11 posts. How can you find the amount of fluff in it disturbing?

[Lil Uzi Vert]

Is cake always this bubbly??

If you mean awesome than yeah.

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Leave Riley alone

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Leave Riley alone

No.

Her responses are the best way to read her.

Stop trying to interfere with that.

Okay so after reading only 6 pages the only thing I can honestly say is that Riley is annoying. Feel like she is trying to draw attention to herself and acting this strange, people will think that she is too confident for scum. Hiding in plain sight so to speak.

My vote will most definitely at some point since it is page 6 but still feeling somewhat confident with what I have now. Also, how isn't Veebs banned. He is a troll who types in random game thread.

Anyway:

VOTE: Riley Cakes

But.... I act like this every gamesies!!!! AND YA KNOW THAT COS YA SAW SPADE ASK AND THEN UZI SAID I DID!!! does that mean I'm mafia every game??? I EVEN TALK LIKE THIS IN REAL LIFE AND I'M NOT A REAL LIFE MAFIA MEMBER JUST A NORMAL GIRL!!!!!

LaL policy lynch.

I've seen you post without the shtick.

VOTE: Grey

[Lil Uzi Vert]

Oh noez!

Big bubba is voting me!

Want my smokes?

[Lil Uzi Vert]

And now it's time for another Tranalogy

The part of the mafia game where Transcend gives a random analogy

Ahem.

Chris Crocker is to Britney Spears as Lil Uzi Vert is to Riley Cake

This has been yet another Tranalogy. Tune in next time!

Until then remember to eat your vegetables, floss your teeth, and vote one of Spade_Ace or momo out!

~T

I take immense pride in being able to truthfully admit that I have no fucking idea who Chris Crocker is or what relationship he has to Britney Spears.

Echo.

[Lil Uzi Vert]

Leave Riley alone

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Hey CT!

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I think Veebs is a Mo alt.

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you got any meat lil uzi?

Huh?

[Lil Uzi Vert]

you got any meat lil uzi?

Huh?

Meaty content. most of your iso (or at least recently) has been very

Is that a problem?

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I don't get the votes for Spade. I liked how he responded to my accusations and an observation he made in 136.

well duh

lots of stuff you could be talking about, and instead you pop up to say hi or something.

There isn't much to be honest.

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Thread was locked for a like a week right? I don't think it's fair to accuse anyone of active lurking.

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Why are you scum reading Omega?

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because of Momo being obvious scum.

So you want to lynch Omega for his predecessors actions? I feel like you were just trying to awkwardly appeal to Grey.

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Why do you care what Grey thinks?

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So how would hopping back on the Omega wagon and pushing it convince him that you aren't scum?

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VOTE: Superhans

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I don't think your logic is coming from town.

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So why are you voting him now? He's still fairly new to the game and a majority of the players.

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Grey said me unvoting Mono was to derail the wagon.

Wanted to show that that was bullshit

I still don't understand why you're appealing to him so much after you said you aren't town reading him anymore in 85.

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Feels like you should be voting for Grey

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None of your posts imply you think Grey was bussing so sheeping a scum read doesn't make any sense.

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You voted for Mo for the same reason Grey wanted him lynched.

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You were sheeping.

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Also in this setup, the mafia are basically servants to the werewolves so this might as well be single-ball.

[Lil Uzi Vert]

Read the wiki page for this setup.

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The problem with Hans is that his facetious behavior isn't justified. I thought he was null reading Grey until the appealing and concern came into the picture which gave me the impression he's been scum reading him. He quickly confirmed that so I don't understand why he isn't voting for him right now. If you're scum reading someone who is trying to lynch you, why wouldn't you vote for them instead of voting for someone because of what their predecessor did?

[Lil Uzi Vert]

wagon sucks

~T

I actually... agree.

UNVOTE:

Hans is floundering like lost newbtown. I'm not getting scum feels at all from his flailing.

I see someone who thought they could try to get a wagon on Spade going and is now trying to do damage control because of the heat they were getting.

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I'm not saying you're obligated but I think your reasoning for voting for Omega doesn't outweigh the reason(s) you're scum reading Grey. Why wouldn't you follow your gut?

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I'm not?

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Heads say town, gut says scum. I need to sleep on this.

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Where is everybody?

That is the question.

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I'm still not understanding why you wanted to appease Grey so hard. You're acting like you and him go way back and he's purposefully misreading you. It's not like you knew him well before this game since you were asking him to self-meta.

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I'm still not understanding why you wanted to appease Grey so hard. You're acting like you and him go way back and he's purposefully misreading you. It's not like you knew him well before this game since you were asking him to self-meta.

The only association I have with Hans is that I replaced into a game that he self-hammered in... long after he was dead.

So there is literally no justification for the appeasement other than him supposedly being scared.

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Hans, if you were so scared of Grey, why did you take back your town read on him so easily? Wouldn't that make you even more afraid of him scum reading you and pushing your lynch?

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I could maybe sympathize if he was completely new to mafia but he isn't.

[Lil Uzi Vert]

Ugh, need more feedback.

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Multi-ball, single-ball, it doesn't matter. At the end of the day, you vote for your strongest scum read. We believe you aren't doing that. Why was Mo scum for voting Riley? Why couldn't he be frustrated town?

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I don't think his performance was AI.

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@Luca: Matt kind of read my mind on why Hans could be town when he gave his read on him in 410.

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@Spade_Ace,

I rarely even consider roles when I am in a game because I suck at that stuff. I forgot the setup we were on so I WAS actually assuming there were masons in the game at the time. I realize this may hurt my credibility for my reads, but realize that I can still get reads accurate even though I don't have my ducks in a row.

People who need pressure:

lucca
grey
riley

~Quick

What about BTD, Frederick, and Pim?

Riley: *eats superhans* NOM NOM NOM!!! that tasted great!!!! what recipe didja use?

Mom: I USED RED BELL PEPPERS TO MAKE HIM SPICY!!!!

Riley: OH NO!!! I ONLY BOUGHT GREEN ONES!!!! YOU MUST HAVE USED HIS ROLE PM TO PAINT THEM RED!!!

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Riley: *eats superhans* NOM NOM NOM!!! that tasted great!!!! what recipe didja use?

Mom: I USED RED BELL PEPPERS TO MAKE HIM SPICY!!!!

Riley: OH NO!!! I ONLY BOUGHT GREEN ONES!!!! YOU MUST HAVE USED HIS ROLE PM TO PAINT THEM RED!!!

cringeworthy

Adorable you mean.

[Lil Uzi Vert]

Need the best scum hunter in the game right now in Riley to tell me what to do right now.

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Grey right now:

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I already did?

[Lil Uzi Vert]

I've fully recovered from depression.

Congratulations. What's that like?

I've been battling it for almost thirty years.

Feels great. My thoughts are more organised now.

A little tip when you're battling depression. Find something you like. Of course you would feel like not doing anything, and even if you do feel like doing something, you wouldn't want to do it, but ignore the feeling and do something, anything that isn't dangerous. If you "used to" like music listen to music. If you "used to" like reading, read. In other words, do anything you like as long as it doesn't endanger your life.

Wise words from a decent man.

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Is what it is at this point. Hans vs. Grey has become too big to tune out and now has to be resolved today as a result.

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Is what it is at this point. Hans vs. Grey has become too big to tune out and now has to be resolved today as a result.

lil Uzi you're on my wagon but haven't engaged with me at all... and now you say its inevitable that either Grey or I get lynched. Surely you want me to get lynched, otherwise why are you on my wagon?

I have engaged with you...

I'm on your wagon because I think you're scum.

[Lil Uzi Vert]

@QT: I've taken that all into account but the game has just become so dominated by their back and forth. I literally can't focus on anything else right now and I don't want to replace out.

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Sure. Don't really know how but I have my vote on him.

Hey LUV. Move your vote from hans to omega, unless you are actually tr'ing omega, in which case tell me why.

Pedit : Disagree that the case is convincing. It is a case, but town don't always play according to a script. Fear definitely exists among the town, I used to think town would never think of saving themselves or town would never do this or that, but ultimately town tend to do pretty much everything, especially when afraid.

For example, hans said that he voted along with grey because he wanted to show that he was OK with (omega?) lynch. Grey took it in a completely different way and accused him of voting with his scum read, which is basically ridiculous because he was still voting for his scum read anyways. I also thought that has was semi - scum reading grey which meant that he also considered the possibility that grey is town.

No.

[Lil Uzi Vert]

Good game.

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Where is our based mod Dave?

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Did Riley replace out?

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Oh Riley is still in the game, thank god

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Riley babe, who do you think is scum and why?

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I will strangle you with your own tongue if you try to lynch Riley.

Echo.

[Lil Uzi Vert]

Riley Cake requested replacement.

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I've lost all motivation now.

Grey, who's scum? Why aren't you voting Hiraki again? I skimmed earlier and it seemed like you are scum reading his slot.

[Lil Uzi Vert]

Damn, Dave has a new avi

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I'll just sheep then.

VOTE: Kop

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11 games lol

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I don't, been lost since all the replacements.

I had Chaos, Grey, and Matt as town when I was engaged.

[Lil Uzi Vert]

Then Riley replaced out and all motivation was lost.

[Lil Uzi Vert]

I can't replace out I'm restricted.

Have to finish all my games.

[Lil Uzi Vert]

I was hoping Grey had this game on lock but Kop flipped town.

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Maybe

BTD
Not_Mafia
Umualt

??

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BTD.

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Mafia can still submit their own??

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Him being on the list doesn't make him town.

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That avi though Grey.

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MBG was town.

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Might be you lol

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Omega, Chilled Tea, N_M??

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Savage.

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The reality is that I should've been yesterdays lynch. I have nothing to offer and now lynching me loses the game probably.

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What's VC?

I wanna join more new games already. Who's scum and why?

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Well vote me then!

I read what Infinity posted in regards to Hiraki and I don't see anything out of the ordinary from him.

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Yeah this is normal for him and I wouldn't be surprised if we all agreed to just policy lynch him here but I think he is more aggressive as scum.

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I don't think he tries, like it comes naturally for him. He strikes me as a guy that genuinely doesn't give a fuck.

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Dave we need VC!

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VOTE: Not_Mafia

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Dave's avi is me wondering why this game hasn't ended yet.

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I tend to notice a lot of people misread Hiraki a lot due to his personality. I mean he could be scum here but like I just don't really care to try to find out.

[Lil Uzi Vert]

Any objections to shortening night phases to 24 hours?

How about 8 hours?

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Grey, if n_m flips town, will you agree to be lynched?

Savage.

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lol

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@Mod: I'll be v/LA till the 10th.

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I'm not scum but I'll gladly accept being lynch due to restriction.

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What's he at? L-3?

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VOTE: Grey

Sorry Grey I need this game to end.

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Sorry Grey <3

Ditto

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Aye Grey I'm sorry, you still the homie.

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vca lol

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Oh lol sorry Um.

Like I said after Day 1 I haven't been able to follow at all due to mass replace out so I'm just doing whatever.

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probably whoever Grey wanted lynched.

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Sorry for being completely useless after Day 1. I just couldn't get back into the game after all the replacements, I would've replaced out if I could have.

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Dumbasses deserved this loss after not lynching NM.

Fuck all y'all.

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Sorry for being completely useless after Day 1. I just couldn't get back into the game after all the replacements, I would've replaced out if I could have.

y not tho?

I'm restricted from replacing out of games for a while.