Open 630 (Pick Your Power X/Y): Rap Battle Mafia (GAME END)

[Ranger]

-I was among the first of the living players to suspect beeboy. I pushed him until he was lynched.
-I have consistently been giving accurate reads in key areas. I townread lilith and told you not to lynch her. Lo and behold, she was the town cop. I townread Aneninen when there was interest in lynching him. Lo and behold, he was the town fruit vendor. I even had an initially-correct townread on Persivul which I only began to doubt after he began pushing all the people he literally should not have been pushing, and even when I suspected him my suspicion on other players (e.g. beeboy) was stronger.
-Basically every town player nightkilled has held a townread on me. Red Magic townread me. Godz townread me. Aneninen townread me.
-I share a draft pick with Aristodesis. We 100% know that scum had talk during the pregame. This means they were able to coordinate draft picks. This means they would not have an identical number with another scum player. As a result, not only can I not be scum, but neither can you nor Firebringer. It can only be pisskop or kirroha.
-Both pisskop and kirroha are pushing me as scum for literally no reason. They're just saying "lol, Ranger's scum", and not actually giving any evidence. One of them has to be town, yes, but the other is scum.
-Furthermore, they would know this fact. They are trying to mislynch someone who quite literally is confirmed town, because without lynching a confirmed town player, scum cannot win this game and they both know it.

I literally cannot make a stronger case than that. I am town by interactions. I am town by reads. I am town by virtue of setup. You cannot ask for a better trifecta of reasons I am town. And yet they're voting me anyway, because they literally need my lynch, and both you and Firebringer are lining up to give it to them.

To reiterate: the only way for them to win is to lynch one of {Ranger, Firebringer, KainTepes} and hope that the player within {Firebringer, KainTepes} they do not nightkill will serve as a town beard in lylo, not voting them and if kirroha is town allowing kirroha the chance to shoot the survivor instead of pisskop. This would particularly be true given that you'd be the hammer vote. The hammer vote on someone who is

literally confirmed town

. That would gain you suspicion in lylo, pure and simple, which would be leverage to push a mislynch.

[Ranger]

Also, as a final point in my defense: do you not think it's odd that literally

everyone alive

thinks I am scum?
Do you not think that, if I were actually scum, at least one player would think I was town?

This goes back to nightkills.

If I were scum, then I literally would have been shooting myself in the foot by, consistently, killing players who townread me.

But no.

Every player who townread me ended up either lynched (e.g. Maxous) or nightkilled.

That is no coincidence. It's orchestration. The scum player literally needs me lynched today, because it's the only way they can win. So their kills make perfect sense for removing my support network, removing the players I am working well with.

[pisskop]

y r u defending yourself so hard.

were mechanical clearing the game

[pisskop]

its awful odd of you when we do have a vengeful lined up, and guarenteed at leastone of the two people who 'need you dead' are town.

its just smoke out youe bum

[Firebringer]

y r u defending yourself so hard.

were mechanical clearing the game

its awful odd of you when we do have a vengeful lined up, and guarenteed at leastone of the two people who 'need you dead' are town.

its just smoke out youe bum

[Firebringer]

Intent to hammer Ranger

Claim now or forever hold your peace.

[pisskop]

When I was 3 I tried to flush the cat down the toilet.

I was curious to see if it would fit, and it didnt like me because I was rough and I would make it pose as a godzilla for my toys when I got a hold of it.


When my mother found out she was upset and lined up my brother and I. she took the cat close to my brother and it had no real special reaction, but it flipped it crap when it got close to me.
My mummy told me to go out back and pick out a switch, which was then cut into a proper instrument.

[pisskop]

Wrong kind of confession?

[Firebringer]

Yes, you were supposed to tell me who didn't flush the toilet last night.

[Ranger]

y r u defending yourself so hard

Because I'm trying to do the thing you're

claiming

to do, but

not actually doing

. Namely,

were mechanical clearing the game

MY posting is doing this.
Firebringer, KainTepes, and I are all cleared by draft picks.
This means the scum are within {pisskop, kirroha}. This means, mechanically clearing the game,

one of you should be lynched

.

And yet, you're pushing

my

lynch, which opens up a can of worms. Namely, it's not lynching scum, and it's getting rid of a player who is confirmed town and actually being REASONABLE confirmed town at that. I think. I make decisions objectively. This is, always, 100% true of me in games. The same cannot be said of EITHER Firebringer or KainTepes.

its awful odd of you when we do have a vengeful lined up, and guarenteed at leastone of the two people who 'need you dead' are town.

Yes. You have a vengeful lined up in theory. In

theory

. But theory requires willing participants. And, bluntly, I don't believe you both are. Yes, one of you is town. That's the incredibly sad and pathetic part. One of you is playing

exactly as scum should be playing

. I don't even know which of you it is anymore. But one of you is the town beard helping the scum, the other is the actual scum.

I have suffered TOO MANY mislynches recently.
For these exact.
Stupid.
Pushes.

Intent to hammer Ranger
Claim now or forever hold your peace.

Dude, I claimed VT ages ago. You think if I had a PR I wouldn't have had it be successful by now?

I'm a replacement, so I don't know what my predecessor picked; it wasn't included in the replacement PM, and I never bothered to ask. If it's that important for you to know, I can ask the mod, but it'd require you waiting for the mod to get back to me on that.

[pisskop]

You arent clear my love

[pisskop]

And Im not scum. And nobody wants to stop being silly and kill kirroha

[pisskop]

ergo, I would happily take the next thing, the self-proclaimed creator of the 'rule of same-draft numbers'.


You, know, even though it was an evident part of this setups philosophy since as long as Ive been here, I thought you would be the one to break it if anyone.

[pisskop]

KAIN TEPES!!!!!


You understand that if you are alive tomorrow we are lynching Kirroha so she can vengekill a player to maximize our chance to win?

[Ranger]

You, know, even though it was an evident part of this setups philosophy since as long as Ive been here, I thought you would be the one to break it if anyone.

Problem: I was not in this game at the beginning.

Ergo, I could not have broken the philosophy.

But sure.

I'll lynch kirroha.

VOTE: kirroha.

[pisskop]

Nope.

[pisskop]

Were doing that tomorrow.

[pisskop]

Well,

we

are. You wont be :

0

[Firebringer]

Yeah bye Ranger:

VOTE: Ranger

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 5.3

Flip is comin' up, sit tight folks,
Is Ranger an evergreen or poison oak?

Ranger (3 - LYNCH):

pisskop, kirroha, Firebringer

kirroha (1):

Ranger

Not Voting (1):

KainTepes

With 5 alive, it requires 3 to lynch.

Deadline approaches in (expired on 2016-04-18 11:15:00)

[Errantparabola]

kirroha:

"Hey, yo pisskop, this is me callin' you out.
What's you always wanting me dead all about?
I'm fine being the LYLO lynch, helpin' town in a pinch,
That's right, I'll die for this town and I won't even flinch."

pisskop:

"I'll wait until tomorrow, but I want explicit promises
There's no getting out of it- it's the law, missus!
Since you seem to be willing to give that I'll bite,
I guess Ranger's the one that we're gonna smite.

Ranger:

"Are you forgetting that draft order's a relevant factor?
Are you forgetting where I was beeboy's attacker?
You all have to look at the objectively best play
And that's where we lynch pisskop today."

Firebringer:

"I'll enter with a one-liner, both poignant and wise,
The objectively best play is to lynch Ranger, guys.
I'm sick and tired of your WIFOM conjecture,
I don't want another draft number lecture!"

KainTepes:

"Your buddies are lookin at you from beyond the grave-
Ranger, your fight was both brilliant and brave,
But I'd just give up hope at this point- it's pointed
That you're the lynch target town's appointed."

pisskop:

"Wait! I want to say one more thing- when I was three,
I tried flushing the cat down the toilet, you see.
Our mom looked at me and my brother, we were suspected by
Her- she found out which one the cat was more affected by."

Firebringer:

"That's not relevant at all, but whatever.
It's time for all our ties to Ranger to sever,
It's time to hammer, to bring down great justice,
If she's town- I hope she doesn't forever distrust us."

Ranger:

"Well, you got me- I'm a

Mafia Goon

.
It seems we've lost this duel at high noon.
Although the accusations were strewn all over the place,
It seems I couldn't keep up with the chase.
I had a trifecta pointing to my town alignment,
But it looks like you're banishing me to confinement.
Is it that my scum game needs refinement?
Do I need to take another mafia assignment?
I guess we'll find out in future games, so well fought.
I guess you were competent at reading my slot."

[Errantparabola]

TOWNNNNNNNNN WINNNNNNNNNNS
HOT DAMN!
THERE YOU HAVE IT FOLKS

First, I will unlock the topic.
Next, I will post all the slot picks, but I'll have to dig through PMs because I lost the word document.
Next, I will post about the night actions and final roles.
Next, I will talk about a minor mod error that I was afraid would significantly impact the game. I talked to listmod about this error and I was told that it would likely only be a minor error in the game- luckily, it did not have the impact that I feared.
Finally, I will give my personal thoughts.

[Errantparabola]

Oh, and after that I'll ask peeps if they want to release topics. Then I'll release topics.

Good game, everyone. Hope you enjoyed the flavor.

[pisskop]

kirroh~

-.-

[Errantparabola]

SLOT PICKS

1. pisskop - 1-Shot Vigilante OR 1-Shot PGO
2. Red Magic - Universal Backup OR Role Cop
3. Persivul - Night 3 Vigilante OR Vengeful
4. Aristodesis - Universal Backup OR Role Cop
5. lilith2013 - Cop OR 1-Shot Redirector
6. KuroiXHF - Universal Backup OR Role Cop
7. KainTepes - 1-Shot Vigilante OR 1-Shot PGO
8. Aneninen - Neighborizer OR Fruit Vendor
9. G[o]dz - Night 3 Vigilante OR Vengeful
10. beeboy - 1-Shot Vigilante OR 1-Shot PGO
11. Maxous - Universal Backup OR Role Cop
12. Firebringer - Neighborizer OR Fruit Vendor
13. kirroha - Night 3 Vigilante OR Vengeful
14. Ranger - Night 3 Vigilante OR Vengeful

COPY OF MY BAD MOD NOTES

ROLES
lilith: cop - LYNCHED D3
pisskop: 1shotPGO
kirroha: vengeful
persivul: vt - KILLED N3
kaintepes: vt
beeboy: goon
KuroiXHF: rolecop - PGO'D N1
red magic: VT - KILLED N1
maxous: VT - LYNCHED D4
aneninen: fruit vendor
Ranger: goon
Aristodesis: goon - LYNCHED D1
Firebringer: vt
G[o]dz: VT - KILLED N2
N1:
beeboy shoots Red Magic
pisskop activates 1shot PGO
Aneninen fruits Red Magic
Lilith cops Kuroi
Kuroi rolecops Pisskop!!!
N2:
Ranger kills g[o]dz
Aneninen fruits Ranger
Lilith cops Persivul
N3:
Aneninen fruits KainTepes
Ranger kills Persivul